Why didnt he just turn into a bomb

Why didnt he just turn into a bomb

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It is explained in the movie asshole.

what movie

And that movie is?

Are you calling OP, an asshole?

Why would he want to turn into Justice League™ ?

they never would have gotten away with it. terminator 2 was released too close to 9/11 as it is, universal was forced to trim nearly 7 minutes of the film in total

A better question is why didn't he just bide his time considering he had perfect camoflage. Instead he shows up as a cop in the arcade causing John to run. Disguise yourself as a kid, walk up behind him as hes playing his game and stab the shit out of him.

Good point. I'm never watching this movie again.

>not using dipshit
yikes

>9/11
>2001
>1991

?

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wtf man, 1991 was closer to 2001 than 2019 to 2001...

Why didn't Skynet just send information back to itself during the war? It would have an infinite amount of tries without the risk of undoing the events that led to its creation.

Why didn't he just enter the sewers and liquid metal crawl his way up the pipes and into John Conner's asshole to tear him up from the insides?
Fucking retard movie.

Why didn't he just turn into a bong?

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Holy shit, Skynet caused 9/11!

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Watch the movie and the come apologize for asking such stupid question.

originally it only invented time travel in the last second before skynet was destroyed and only had the juice for one guy. then in T2 it was two guys, then i dunno all those other guys

YMCA

ACMY

>why didn‘t he just report their location constantly to the police so they finish the job for him

So send the one Terminator to the day AFTER Judgement Day.

Formerly SNEED-1000

Why didn‘t he just turn into Johns toilet and when he comes home to poop he stabs him through the asshole

i guess you could just say that because of the events of the first movie it changed the end of skynet slightly so that it had enough power to send another terminator to a different time. though i don't know why it wouldn't send the t-1000 to the same time as the first terminator so you could have 2 terminators teaming up but whatever

why not just split himself up into 2 hot chicks, and when you're having the threesome one of them gets behind john and stabs him with a sword dick

because the resistance coated his asshole with space age steel recovered from area 52

I think they'd have to be two small women. Girls even.

Why didn't Skynet travel to the future fast forwarding past all hassle?

Worst, most unfunniest kind of bait thread and people still fell for it.

>John: so you can like turn into a pack of cigarettes?
>T-800: No, only humanoid shit
or something like that

And yet sneed threads get 100s of replies