Solo

>get a random jew you met in a bar mitzvah for the lead of fucking Han Solo, one of the most charismatic characters of all time
>even a secondary character turns out more interesting than the MC
Fucking lmao. Also, Qi'ra is a qu'te.

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She hated growing out that fringe, though.

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I never watched Solo. I have no interest in Star Wars movies, even if she's in one. The interviews she did to promote it are worth watching though. She cute.

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Post the weird fight scene webm

That's a shame, it looked very cute.

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It still astounds me how cute she is

But, user, "he made the part his own"

This?

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i actually didnt mind alden as much as others seemed to. he wasnt the problem with the film. definitely needed more clarke tho

That nigga was literally taking acting classes while doing the movie lmao, poor Emilia

She probably though it covered her eyebrows too much.

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Would that it were so simple

I feel vindicated in thinking Ehrenreich was shit since he hasn't been cast in anything since. If he was even halfway decent, he would have got flooded with roles after playing Han Solo

Her Han Solo impression is spot-on.

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Yeah, kek. I can't figure what's happening there, looks like everything it's speeded up

Not to mention the movie was filmed pretty much twice. when Ron Howard came on board and scrapped about 80% of the footage.

>I can't figure what's happening there, looks like everything it's speeded up
Just like every Marvel/Disney fight scenes.

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Donald Glover was terrible too. He was way too hammy, it felt like an SNL skit version of Lando.

Very. I would have never believed she did nude scenes if i haven't seen them with my own eyes

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She was young and vulnerable. These days she can refuse to do it if she wants, or even turn down whole projects (50 Shades of Grey).

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>that pic
Is she trad bros?

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>making pasta from scratch
>is she trad?

user, I...

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>Ehrenreich was discovered at a friend's Bat Mitzvah reception by Steven Spielberg,[14] when Spielberg watched a comedy video created by Ehrenreich and a friend, "which began in the present and eventually cut to 20 or 30 years later, with Mr. Ehrenreich, in a kimono, screaming to stop a wedding." Ehrenreich has described the comedic performance he gave in the movie as, "I ran around as a skinny little punk, trying on girls' clothes and eating dirt." He was then contacted by DreamWorks, a studio which Spielberg helped found, and met with its casting director.[15][16][17] Spielberg said: "[Ehrenreich] was in a bat mitzvah video that my daughter acted with him in for their best friend. They showed me the video and I loved it and I got him an agent. That's sort of how it all began." "I thought he had a lot of promise in comedy," the Oscar winner explained. "I didn't know he was going to rogue [into] drama. He was so funny in this video, I thought, 'I have found the next really funny comedian.' But most of his choices have been in drama and people don't know how really funny he is." "[18]

how can i become a jew

You don't become a jew, you are born a jew

what if i marry a jewish woman?

Cutest queen

Just start telling you're a jew to new people that you meet.

Then your son will be a jew, but you will always be a goyim

For today standards, she's extremely trad

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NO EMILIA DON'T GO INTO THE HEDGE MAZE!

>tfw havent yet gotten into a loving and joking flour throwing fight with emilia while drunkenly making dinner for two

>implying she's going to beat up some lost pakis

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>follow me, user.. I'll show you the duck pond where I grew up!

>those little feet
I'm not even a feet fan

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>marry me? you're so silly user

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>ywn go mushroom picking with Emilia

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Deep in the meadow
Under the willow
A bed of grass
A soft green pillow

Lay down your head
And close your eyes
And when they open
The sun will rise

Here it's safe
Here it's warm
Here the daisies guard
You from every harm

And here your dreams are sweet
And tomorrow brings them true
Here is the place where I love you

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stop

>oh my, you're serious

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this is not star wars

>trad
>shows titties and pusy for shekels

ok

yes, it is.
>12 scene cuts in 20 seconds

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She never showed the punani

Solo wasn't even a bad SW movie but the lead actor was badly cast. They should have put Harrison Ford in it and de-aged him with VFX.
The rest of the cast is fine. The reason why it flopped were TFA and TLJ.

Just tell people you're Jewish. You don't even need to be to be religious since all those American Jews aren't either.

As i said for today standards, also she never showed the pus pus
>implying you wouldn't be topless for some mad money

This. Solo and Rogue One are the only good nuwars, and i even likes Solo better than R1 desu

Yeah R1 is great too. Written by the guy that made TESB.

>>get a random jew you met in a bar mitzvah for the lead of fucking Han Solo, one of the most charismatic characters of all time
I've said that more than 1 year ago in a forum.
Got PERMABANNED.

Some mod must be jew (or the owner must be afraid of a witch hunt).

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fuck that, a younger version of a person is always going to be different from the later version you are used to, Harrison couldnt play that, now a de-aged version between Jedi & Awakens, Im all for that

But I want to have the same opportunities that only jews have, also my name is not jewish

Why didn't they used Anthony Ingruber though? He already made a young Harrison Ford before in Age of Adaline

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Because they got the jew, duh

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KEE MY BOBM BOO, OAAH, HAHA, HAHAHA

Are you buying Solo toys, user? Guaranteed fun

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It doesn't have much Qi'ra as it should, but still a fun watch

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>Ah can kick me own bum. Boop!

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Why are her arms so fat?
Why does she have so much fat under her chin like some sort of engorged anglo amphibian?

That toy didn't even look close to her

No?

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>paparazzi follows her around all day
>gets her mum to tell them off

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She's having fun with it

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>tfw no emilia voiced qi'ra video game

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EMILIA CLARKE PLAYING WITH HERSELF (Solo)
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It's a double cuteness dose if watch with sound

We'll just have to settle for the Telltale GoT games.

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DON'T CLICK THIS

The small blades look very ridiculous.

There's a Lego game coming out next year with all 9 movies in it but I doubt they're including Rogue One and Solo

>tfw no emilia voiced qi'ra cartoon

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>tfw Emilia voices the audiobooks for the MBY trilogy.

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I wonder if they even approached her for this? I bet she would have done it if asked.

sadly im way too goysihe to pass

Hell there are even blond and blue-eyed Jews.

I want this

>pay for some local voice actor
>pay for a popular actor to fly over and voice a few lines
Yeah, I wonder why.

i think it's a very low budget project so they didn't used the real actors voices

You don't tell me what to d-

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She's going to go beat up some Paki cocks, with her vag

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I think Emilia would work for pennies if it's something she actually wanted to do but Disney are too Jewish to even consider this

The guy in this movie and Harrison Ford before him are about as close as they can get to being normal. You can still tell though. You think Dolph Lundgren could pass for one

Jewish people always look a certain way. You can tell they're Jewish.

Assblasted paki lmao
watch out for the lamps nignog

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also they have their own handshake

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I agree but if they got her for this then they would probably have to get her to do voice work for everything else just to keep it consistent, but that would never happen.

She's so nice in that picture

I would pay for that actually. Did she voiced the ASOIAF audiobooks too?

She did voice work on the GoT games, and Disney has shitloads of money. It's not out of the realm of possibility.

Honestly, I don't know if I could take her reading the "more she drank, the more she shat" passage...

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>holding hands
>worried face
>There were many moments where I would just take one of my hair or makeup girls aside and just go 'I think I'm dying, and I'm not. Can you just hold my hand? Could you just look at me and tell me that I'm all right?' And they would look at me like I was mad and try and help me breathe through it."
C-could it be?

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She wouldn't read that smut out loud

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Wear glasses, wear tight fitting preppy clothing, don't do manual labor, complain about your day and life, have a lot of money, don't party on Friday nights, stare awkwardly at underage girls for kicks because white gentiles oppress you. Profit.

>"I ran around as a skinny little punk, trying on girls' clothes and eating dirt."
Oh, the juden never fails to disappoint

>fly

It's voiceover work; she could do it on her phone or through Skype.

Or it could be they're fed up with the paparazzi that's been following them around.

I don't think it works like that bruv

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She's be holding back giggles

Yeah, most likely

You still need a studio somewhere but voice actors don't need to all be flown in to the same place

Agggghhhh

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Imagine the emotional baggage

I just want to protect her

DELETE

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>I lo...

STOP

Imagine her waking you up in the middle of the night because she's having a aneurysm ptsd attack and wants you to comfort her haha that would be horrible lol lmao lmfao haha

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Of course Solo was garbage, Kathleen Kennedy was in charge.

she made nice kinos before

>Bill... it's your bab- *boom*