Sopranos thread

Why would the Italian family agree to kill Furio, their best enforcer, just because the leader of some glorified crew in New Jersey was pissed about his wife wanting to sleep with him?

he didn't receive una thousand dubs

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She was a saint! She gave her life to her children on a silver platter.

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Heh heh. Now check these.

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BACK IN MY DAY

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Who in the sopranos is /ourguy/

paulie

Naw, Patsy. Cold as fuck but loyal as fuck.

more like a luxury hotel at captain teeb's!

>Patsy
>Loyal
He likely hired the hitman that killed Tony

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>Tony, walks in to the Bing, Chris and Paulie are discussing business, Silvio is reading a paper
Ey fellas, wait you hear dis one
>The gang turns around
So I'm just off the phone with Vito. Says he's having trouble with VJ
>Paulie
Oh yeah? Not the kids weight again? The kids a little chubby but look at the father
>Chris
Vito's actually losing a few pounds, Paulie
>Paulie
Well as God my witness he must be pickin' them back up on bulk buy down the Wal-Mart
>Tony turns
No nothing like that, says he's spending a lot of time on his comp-ooter
>Chris
What's wrong with that?
>Paulie
Yeah kids love that shit
>Tony
No, he's talking to other people online. Talking about stupid shit. Something about fortunes
>Silvio, still reading his paper, pipes up
I think you mean Yea Forums, T
>Tony
Yeah, that sounds familiar. Fortune, Yea Forums, who gives a fuck, the kids speaking to creepy fucks online
>Paulie, curious, cocks his head
So what kinda fortunes they telling on this thing?
>Tony
Fuck if I know, Vito says trying to talk to the kid is like speaking to a fuckin' jap he's speaking ching chong *chuckle*
>Chris
Yeah yeah, I heard of that site Tone. Something about may may culture
>Paulie
May may? Sounds like my grandmas bridge partner
>Silvio
It's pronounced "meem", it's like an in joke
>Paulie
Why the fuck don't they call them in jokes then, the fucken' youth today
>Tony
Fuck if I know, I don't get that shit
>Silvio
Look it's just a joke that gets taken to extremes. T, if I says you's a big guy, you'd reply "for you" and everyone on the site gets a laugh
>Tony, annoyed
The fuck you say? You just call me fat?
>Silvio looks up from his paper
Eyyy no disrespect T, I'm just tryna explain
>Chris
Yeah it would be extremely painful to say that again Silv
>Chris and Silvio exchange a knowing smile and chuckle
>Tony, exits to the bathroom
Losing my fuckin' mind he'a

Nah that was Meadow

as an ESL i've always heard them sing "OPEN DA DOOR", those misheard lyrics did fit the scene in a corny way desu

It was most likely Butchie that did it. Tony was fucking retarded for thinking that it all blew over when 80% of his crew got flipped/either whacked or put into a coma.

They most likely wouldn't, Tony was just trying to get under Carm's skin

who was the biggest pussy on the show? Anthony Jr or Jackie Jr?

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>Sopranos has the same basic arc but now takes place between 2009 and 2017
>Character ages assume they were born 10 years later
What changes?

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Cocksuckers

Sopranos isn't created because of the current political climate/mafia is in shambles.

Jackie got manhandled by Tony in the bathroom and killed by the world's smallest gun(tm) held by the world's gayest and fattest man(tm). Anthony had potential imo but got all fucked up by his family and being raised by a man who cried because the fucking ducks flew away from his pond.

>Vito becomes a woman
>Tony at Melfie's office talking about Vito
>HE'S NON-GENDER BINARYYYYYYY

MUZZORELLA!

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Tony was always a hothead

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>instead of Anthony laughing posting on his chit chat rooms online he shitposts on Yea Forums in his underwear

Do you think the mafia in Italy is at least a bit more dignified than the dudes shown in the Sopranos? I mean, it's fucking hilarious how absolutely retarded the NJ and NY crews were.

Alpha

Who's he?

Tony is even more sexist racist and ignorant but he's shown to learn he's wrong
Melfie constantly calls Tony out on his sexism
Carm doesn't actually need Tony
Med gets pregnant in college but has an abortion
AJ becomes depressed after his school is shot up
Ralphie is a SanFran socialite
Furio is Syrian
Vito is a full on cross dresser and the guys know and accept this but no one outside the family knows

Entire cast is replaced with female CGI Idris Elba's and the title is changed to #BANGUNS

That episode in Season 6 where Chris realises his star has faded is so good. even before he dies in the show, that already had some finality to it. After ranting during the AA meeting about how he'd get respect if he started drinking again, when everyone is mocking him and eve his family right to his face after drinking a few glasses of wine, that look of realisation is just priceless.

The mafia in italy is more like a terrorist organization than a group of goofy guidos

giv me one thousan dollors

How reddit samefag can you be.

Why do I know it's some faggot limey britshit that keeps making and samefagging these threads?

does the mob even exist anymore? what kind of criminal enterprises do they engage in these days?

im making a sopranos fighting game. give me a roster list and what each characters ultimate would be.

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I hear they're building some kind of wall near the US border.

Would Tony be a drumpf supporter?

uncle junior - laser beam blast
dementia junior- cazzate malanga

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well you gotta put jamal ginsberg in the game to punch tony's lights out

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paulie's is that hand point thing he does
tony screams to get THE DOOOOOR
silvio does godfather impressions
random fighter is the members only jacket guy
vito throws meds at the enemy and then they both put on gay biker cloths and start dancing

>God I hated Olivia she was a cunt
That was her purpose, and she excelled at it. RIP in peace

Watch it user. From now on you're kicking up 5 sets of dubs to me every month or we're gonna have a problem my friend.

this
i think sometimes people miss the fact that some characters are just suppose to be cunts
janice and olivia were excellent actors

Tony: Strangulation.
Chris: Spray and pray from his gun.
Pussy: Hammer attack.
Furio: Baseball bat.
Paulie: Pillow smother.
Silvio: Execution style shoot out.
Bobby: Bow and arrow.

>bobby bow and arrow
>not side screen train summon

Yes but he'd also be embezzling MAGA hat moneys.

i like to believe that no one over there gave a shit about his stupid order and furio lived out a nice life back in italy

i also wouldn't have minded a high octane spin off mini series of furio battling mafia hitmen out to kill him in the gritty streets of Sicily.

Uncle Jun's in the muff

>janice
i dropped the show in season 3 because of her

>You ever, eh, sook his deek?

post your favorite scene

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Meadow: Hassidic Homeboy Tag-In Combo
Vito: Bad Medication
Livia: *drops car on ur mum* WRYYYYYYYYY
Jew: Alter History
Ralph: Razor Hairpiece Throw
Dr. Melfi: Shower Scene

He like a woman you can grab onta somethin'

Johnny Sack: Architect
Carmela: Extra Pulp
AJ: Imprison
Phil: Poolhall Punisher
Richie: Fashion Victim
Artie: Milk Spray Wife Tag-in Combo
Carmine Jr.: Confusion

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>your brother billy, whatever happened there...

was little carmine playing 4d chess the whole time?

He doesn't like golf.

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>STOOPID-A FACKING GAME.

>Furio is Syrian
kek

Exactly.

some called here AFTER DARK

oh!

What was her fucking problem?

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WHATEVA HAPPENED THERE?
WHATEVA HAPPENED THERE?
THAT PIECE OF SHIT COUSIN PUT SIX BULLETS IN THE KID WITHOUT ANY PROVOCATION WHATSOEVER

Tony : Strangulation and/or sucker punch
AJ : Tony arrives and saves his ass
Junior : sends incompetent black men
Pussy : sends FBI agents while crying
Meadow : Jamal arrives out of nowhere and punches your lights out
Silvio : shoots you in the head and then does Al Pacino impressions
Paulie : would point at you and then throw a chair at you while shouting "fucking queers"

UP IN THE CLUB

God what a perfect slampig.

Gabagool? Ova Here!

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home sick

always makes me laugh
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OVA HERE

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It's a joke

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The episode where Cutio gets shot and you see his man thing

it sucks when you have a ham under your arm and no bread to eat it with.

underrated

I'm gonna make a fucking sopranos discord one day where the only rules are no finooks and no hasidic homeboys or charcoal briquettes

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Always enjoyed the tony/melfi scenes.

My soon to be ringtone: youtube.com/watch?v=ajPFWfZu_iQ

based

Dubs says I blow ya fuckin head off

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Not sitting on my face

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Your brother Billy, whatever happened there.

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>FBI didnt arrest tony for that

>reddit the character

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>may may
Theres no way Chrissie wouldn’t pronounce it mee mee

THATS RIGHT COCK SUCKA

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COOLER HEADS PREVAILED

>if your enemy is of cholirc temperament, irritate him. sunta zoo said it way back in the antiques

Comfy

He had a bee on his hat.

Not being three-holed by me.

She has such an unremarkable body but when I first saw this scene I had the hardest boner in a while. I would absolutely run through her, I promise you. It just seems like the type of body you're actually like to fuck irl.

Stupida facking thread

Give me one thousand (you)s

>dude like he's a violent mobster but he also loves his family and he's depressed :(
so deep, im glad this got stretched out for six season.

you can reduce any story to a sentence like that, and it doesn't make them any worse. You didn't say anything about the actual quality of the show.

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UP IN THE CLUB

I work at the same company as Federico's brother Tony. Federico must have based his Furio accent on his older brother. They immigrated to NJ from Italy when they were young. Tony has an Italian accent, Federico has a Jersey accent.

No he'd think he was a bullshit artist

>The big twist in the Many Saints of Newark is that Christopher's real father is Johnny, who raped/had an affair/quick fucked his mother.
>Dickie is a war vet struggling with PTSD, does morphine and shit to pass the pain.
>Dickie, Johnny, and the other boys are harassing all the black folks moving into Newark.
>Dickie changes his tune once he sees the activist guy (Leslie Odom) in the park with his family.
>He confesses all this terrible shit to a priest and he tells Dickie he doesn't have to live this life
>Johnny tells Dickie that this is a war and their culture's future depends on this. Dickie tells him what's so great about their shitty culture where they beat their wives and rape and kill.
>Newark riots happen and everyone start beating each other up
>Dickie tries to kill Johnny in a morphine induced rage, but Johnny gets the upper hand and strangles him to death.
>He and Corrado hide the body, say some cop shot him.
>Last scene is Tony playing in a park with baby Christopher. He plays that "got your nose" game with him. We see a montage of all the Italians and Irish moving out while Newark slowly goes to shit.
>No Silvio, Paulie, Raphlie, or Bobby. Jackie Aprile appears as one of Tony's friends
>Bobby's dad is in it as well as Feech
>Tony doesn't really do much, he's just there to get abused by Johnny and Livia. There's a scene where Corrado takes Tony to Holstein's after a rough day.
>No flashfoward scene what happened that fateful day at the diner.

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>He plays that "got your nose" game with him.

you almost had me

same, wish there was more of them somehow in season 5. it was a great balance to the show, made the mafia stuff more impactful.

but does he play varsity football? THATS WHAT WE ALL WANT TO KNOW.

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>he doesn't know about Trump's ties to the New York mafia

>sure we break balls and other nonconforming genitals here tonight but I go way back
>it's an honor to be joined by LGBTQ male identifying individuals and not heterosexual ass missionary-only rug munchers like the one in an open relationship with my cousin

This.

You're fucking retarded. Did you even watch the show?