Event Horizon show coming to amazon

More remakes, boring
Why can't writers make something original these days? Its all remakes and adaptations

Why is Bezos so based?

>The Boys
You gotta be 18+ to post here dumb shit.
Go back to r/superheroes kiddo.

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I can't wait!
I love it when they take older movies that were good and then remake them

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You mad because ppl discuss a television show on a board dedicated to television shows?

Not an argument and also have sex

political commentary please!

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>dude, what if we took this movie that had nothing to do with politics of its time & ruined it by dating it with a shitload of current political commentary that really doesn't have jack shit to do with it

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I bet they'll cast a black guy as the captain and some nerdy white guy as the villain..

why dont they just rerelease the original with the too scary to show in theaters footage

checked and quints of truth

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lol why

out of all things this. why.
do they just buy these old licences in bulk or what

Now imagine how sick of this you'd get if this was practically also every other movie released for +/- 5 years surrounding it.

the fuck? why?

>your mad because shills spam a board here?
if you weren't newfags and if you weren't shills you would stay in one fucking thread

>origin
>nightflyers
>another life
>event horizon series

are we about to enter a decade or so of shitty space horror shows?

I honestly don't know why they do it, look at season 3 of stranger things, why would you instantly date your work by putting not so subtle trump references instead of just making it timeless?

Finally
Warhammer is back on the menu boys

can you feel the power of the warp?

>adam wingard

I was interested for about 2 seconds there. Whose cock is this guy sucking to continue making shit movies?

God that sounds horrible

this show is going to be neutered

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because there's 90% chance it will flop especially if you take in some rando

See they'll have to one-up the movie because nobody gave a shit about race baiting back then, instead they'll have to make him trans or gay

>Event Horizon show coming to amazon

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Exactly like the movie then

Can't. Fucking. Wait.
I hope they'll explore the hyperspace hell a little more beyond just gore.

seriously this. its not like space horror is super popular.

honestly seems pretty fitting as a modern C-movie straight to dvd director. just pump out shit on a shoe string budget to keep viewers busy while making good exclusivity deals for better movies

Uhh... Ehh... Hmm...

I don't like this brave new world

Now let me show you

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Rent free.

>Then you'd have the perfect show for 2019!

Hellraiser gets a TV, they get a TV show, what’s the end game

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Looks like Linda Hamilton pegging Ed Helms

seethe harder nazi

Supposedly the footage was lost.

>if you don't like dated political allegory getting crammed into fucking absolutely everything then you're a Nazi
>OMG EVERYONE AROUND ME IS A NAZI NOW, WE NEED MORE HATE SPEECH LAWS

tranny tranny
still a manny
just be straighty
don't dilatey

good things should just be left alone.

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No it won't be kino. But it's really nice that they're giving it a shot. The concept is fucking fantastic and I feel like people have been begging for a Event Horizon remake for over a decade. Problem being that you can tell that story in 2 hours. You don't need a tv-show.

I didn't know about this. I hope it happens, but knowing how utterly fucked around Hellraiser has been for the last 20 years I seriously doubt anything will come of it.

>it's really nice that they're giving it a shot
It actually isn't, though, because these "lesser" properties are only likely to get the one & if it isn't successful, they'll never be another.
Pic related was a fucking crime.

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lol why does everything need a sequel and a show now days?

>another remake
>nothing original

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There is absolutely no way in hell Amazon in 2019 is going to come even close to the violence in the original, and they'll put some bullshit about the Ship being built by Trump or something.

Amazon did both The Boys and Good Omens which were great.

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>they explore the dimension
>it's a feelings are real liberal nightmare of trump taking power in 2033

It was eventually recovered in a salt mine in fucking Romania of all places, but it's too badly damaged to make a meaningful re-cut

No one ever asked for a sequel to Event Horizon, just the same shit but better, which is fine because again, the concept deserves another attempt.

did you watch The Boys? They have no problems with gore.

except the original post completely made up the crammed in political stuff in the show you fucking moron, rent free is right

>a sequel
Not what I meant by that.
I meant if it sucks & bombs, the property, rather than its adapters, will get the blame, and no future re-attempt is likely.

>the original post completely made up the crammed in political stuff
Yes, this never ever fucking happens, they certainly aren't pulling it with the Middle Earth show, so everyone who thinks that will happen (or complains about it when it does) is a Nazi.

>Yes, this never ever fucking happens,
that's not what i said though user is it, and i think if you're really honest you already know that's not what i said

blood orgy!

>i think if you're really honest you already know that's not what i said
Kek, you're not being honest either; because this is all speculation about a show that hasn't even fucking been made yet & the accusations/fears it's going to be a "woke" shitfest are entirely valid.

>tfw you will never attend a slaanesh party

>because this is all speculation about a show that hasn't even fucking been made yet
yes exactly. a show is announced with no mention of anything of politics in the linked article, and yet the first poster's initial impulse is to complain about politics. as i said, rent free is right

It's gonna be about black guys fucking white women, and Space Trump and #MeToo

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Tranny they have to win money, or are you gonna say that all westerns are good?
Same

cringe

It's the current year +4, of course it's going to be pozzed bullshit.

>yet the first poster's initial impulse is to complain about all the politics they're most likely to try & cram into a story having zero to do with politics
>made by a company already doing that exact same fucking thing with Middle Earth
Yes, this is not at all a valid accusation.

Fuck yeah I can.

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>one show out of countless did a thing i don't like so i will now complain about all subsequent shows
>i cannot see an issue with this
you're either a fucking moron or a shitposter that i've fallen for. more fool me for participating either way

Yeah so? That's goofy logic.
>Ooof, I don't know ya'll if this Event Horizon show sucks and bombs they might not do anything with it again.
It's been 25 years and no one has done shit with Event Horizon, you weren't getting anything anyway. Just be surprised that popular fucks like Adam Wingard and Amazon even spits in its direction and hope that it's good.

>one show out of countless did a thing
You haven't really watched much at all made within the past decade or so, have you?

What if we subverted expectations and made it a series about "space trump" fucking a bunch of black trans women and a white woman would be the villain trying to deport them all to hell, which it turns out in the end is actually a multicultural paradise?

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Why is this so overused in movies?

I find the original to be wasted potential so this sounds promising. I mean it was directed by Paul W. S. Anderson, it's not so hard to improve it.

obsessed

kek user pls

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omg dilate

Cautiously optimistic. Amazon dropped their artsy SJW transgender Emmy bullshit, now they want pure hits to kill Netbitx. The Boys is fucking fun.

Lord of the Rings
Wheel of Time
Warhammer
Snowcrash
Utopia
Paper Girls (may be SJW but budget surpasses GoT)
Asimov's Foundation iirc
Nicole Kidman softcore thrillers

Prob forgetting other shit. But I wanna see all these shows, meanwhile HBO is flailing hard, Watchmen wants to be The Boys but it's Drumpf garbage

Can't wait for
>sub par acting
>empty try hard gore
>shit cgi
>political pandering
>basically softcore porn because dude we're so mature lmao
>total lack of subtlety
and the best
>another
>fucking
>tv remake

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