LOOKS LIKE COSMIC HORROR KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

LOOKS LIKE COSMIC HORROR KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

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It will be awful like everything else

How can you make a series out of eternity in hell?

how many trannies will be in it?

Keeping Up with the Kardashians is on its 16th season.

Well, you've seen Fraisier right?

more than your cis human mind could ever comprehend

>You might not need eyes where we're going, but you will need batteries.

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Where we're going, we don't need dicks to fuck.

Jesus wept.

JUSTIN!!!!!!!!

Your Pretty Face is on like season 5

where we're going we won't need cocks to pee

Open the Dilation drive

>lotr
>event horizon

amazon will fuck netflix

Make all the gore and hell sequences practical like in the movie and I'll give it a watch if only for the prop design.

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is paul anderson involved?

Then Disney will buy Netflix. And some time later Tencent will Acquire majority in Amazon.

Holy. Fuck.

WH40K prequel series. These are the early days of the Terran Empire.

>Amazon Studios
Where we’re going we won’t want eyes

please lord don't fuck this up

Noice. I really hope they bring Sam Neill back

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>Dilate the gravity drive. Wormhole to maximum aperture.

>Maximum aperture aye, sir!

Is Amazon becoming the incel streamer site of choice?

>and then he rips his eyes out and gains superpowers and kills everyone lmao
film had a good concept and sets and the jurassic park guy but they ruined it
unfortunately the series will probably try and appeal to the reddit fans instead of be good

Last time I watched Event Horizon I thought it would be perfect if it got a slow and moody remake. The original is good but there's some cheesy paul ws anderson stuff.

I still dont think horror works in long form

When has the director of Netflix's Death Note ever fucked anything up?

bezos browses Yea Forums

>LOOKS LIKE COSMIC HORROR KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
inb4 the hell is portrayed as a place where there are no SJW beliefs.

>original gore fest kino was ruined by studio meddling, still somehow gathered a cult following
>now another studio is pissing on said legacy
has zero chance of becoming good, it’s not the right time nor do we have the right audience currently to make a series that gives the real fans what they want.

>Paramount contacted Anderson shortly after its release to begin working on a restoration of the deleted footage.[5][6][7] However, it turned out that the footage had either been lost or destroyed.

how the fuck does this happen? wouldn't paramount have it

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>Real-life amputees were used for special effects scenes in which Event Horizon crew members were mutilated, and pornographic film actors were hired to make the sex and rape scenes more realistic and graphic.[6]

very based

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the kek has become greater than ever before

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implying they would ever do that

A SLOW BURN SPINE CHILLING PSYCHOLOGY THRILLER WITH MULTIPLE JUMP SCARES YESSSSSSS

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How many hacks from Bad Robot will work on the show?