/cyc/ - general

>Contador next to Sorensen
you can't be serious

Holy shit he almost died

Could be worse. My whole team except the leadout of philipsen got btfo already.

There should be negative points for semen slurping.

I have Philipsen and Fatman

For WT stage races I went deeper in the rampas reserch, 500m sectors are rare so I reduced them to 200m and started counting rampas from over 8%

For example here P-N5 41 under 8-10 means that Paris-Nice stage 5 had 41 sectors of 200m each between 8% and 10%

The score is a simple formula just to give a better general idea, see next post

As you can see 4 of the top 6 stages are the next 4 stages in Basque country so get hyped

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Here you can see how simple is the formula

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Lelgium has a guy on the moto who just told us that the advantage of the front group will go up if they ride faster than the group behind. This is some groundbreaking stuff.

>no tractor tim to safeguard them
>utterly fail
PATHETIC
JUST PEDAL HARDER REEEE

>Chasing group finally working

EXCITEMENT

And these are the totals for the races
I also added the score per stage, so score/number of stages exluding TTs

I will soon add more races

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Poursuivantbro's, everything can still happen

what do you mean by this

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Okay this is boring, I am going to read back the last thread. I hope you guys were a bit funny at least.

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we also live in Basque country

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never realized how tall merlier actually is, crazy

>185 cm
yeah just like 10 years old girls
shameful

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Hoping for another meme break in basque land.
I enjoyed the drama yesterday.

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anything under 2m is manlet territory desu

atleast we will have some based rampas

no argument there

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I'm a proud king of manlets.

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>PADUNI Marco (EF Education-EasyPost) abandoned the race.

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>Merlier is 16 cm taller than me

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>Padun DNF
Ahahahahahahahahah

good

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god i love Basque racing

What happens in the van lads?

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>It was brought to me that Mark Padun is Ukrainian. I certainly did not put that together today when talking about his DNF. Certainly this not the time for that. My apologies to Mark.

sexism

I have no idea what the FUCK these numbers mean and I also don't care.

twitter.com/ACDPeloton/status/1511688170433388546

"no"

>Higuita at the back
nani?!

>Higuita
A fraud, after all

Idk but there are probably a lot of missing children in the area

>shitguita

5 km to go in France!

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Beautiful roads

>Business idea
>Downhill Team Time Trial with multiple options route options longer smooth roads or shorter cobbles and gravel.
>TT Bikes mandatory

Vuelta always delivers

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Mads did not win

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embarrasing really

>meanwhile in squeakyland

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rape van spotted

PCS van spotted

>Sagan DNF in France
It is really over, isn't it?

Luv Tour du Pays basque, me

Higuita's just taking it easy before he blasts everyone away

same thing innit

he kinda... gave up? anyway, Olav Kooij wins stage 2

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>DNF’ing 2.1 stage comfy races
jesus

>gives up and block everyone else
wtf

looked like he launched that sprint way to early

>Remco didn't crack yet
He's an enigma

>tfw so fat no one can safely go around you

stunning scenery

It worked in Paris-Nice

truly

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Uh oh bros, Remco is looking good

so, where was cavshit?

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juice wore off again

they will have to do these climbs one more time, he will crack

HELLO
i asked a question yesterday about pro cyclists getting back pain in the future...
do they get a lot of back pain???
time trials posture dont look healthy

i only got a pepe with back pain reply lol

do u guys get back pain bc of cycling??

he couldn't get past his leadout man?

no i have never ever had backpain problems from cycling in my life

he's pretty angry here

what a fucking fraud

>do u guys get back pain bc of cycling??
no. with proper fit it shouldn't be an issue

>Higuita
SEETHING

Isn't Cav always angry when he doesn't win

Isn't Scheldeprijs that race where most sprinters break their collarbone the first time?

no such thing as back pain in cycling

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yes

>do u guys get back pain bc of cycling??
I have a weak back because of too much gaming and bad posture in my teenager years. I used to have a lot of back problems but nowadays I do core exercises and have a good bike fit so I can ride without any problems. Only when racing crits my back can start to hurt a bit after a while because of having to accelerate out of corners. Not really any huge issues.

especially when he gets boxed

Plenty of work ahead of our son Bertollo as the lame Tour of Br*tain route has just been announced. Especially since it only contains a map profile, no altitude profile.

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Manzin 3rd. Pretty racist from Kooij and Pedersen.

don't worry, after Girmay win in gent wevelgem we can now go back to being racist for a while.

Go on Cristián, my son