Literally how the fuck is he so poor?

Literally how the fuck is he so poor?

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wasting money on trash, seriously. he buys a lot of useless shit

Not everyone wastes their life behind a computer you know? Living costs moneh.

4 wives

he buys dinosaur bones

>Literally how the fuck is he so poor?
How many castles do you think he owns?
He also likes to gamble.

>$25 million net worth is now considered poor

poor is keeping a billion dollars in stocks, Rich is owning 10 castles.

4 wives without prenup?
Is such stupidity even possible?

Assets get included in his net worth. The value of those castles is part of the 25million.

Multiple ex wifes and he got hit hard by the Enron scam.

He was worth FAR more but lost the majority of it in the early 00s.

The upkeep and taxes on them, however, does not.

I was in Hawaii once and saw a commercial for a Hawaiian shirt shop. They boasted about Nicolas Cage comming in and spending like 10k on shirts. Sounds like he spends a lot of his money on stupid shit.

This. He used to be a big comic collector and even had a copy of Action Comics #1. He had to sell it and several properties to make ends meet for awhile.

Will Nic Cage be the next resident at Disneyland?

>middle name is Kim
Cringe.

>thinking prenups are actually worth the paper they're printed on

Nice reading comprehension bro

its a family tradition to go broke and then do shit to make money again, see francis ford coppola

>he named his happa son Kal-El

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Literaly how the fuck is he so poor?

Oh wait, it's because he's a beta loser while Ryan is an entrepreneur and alpha.

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he bought a fucking t-rex skull

they ain't making any more of those. It'll only increase in value

He seems really based irl

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It'll be really interesting when that kid goes on his inevitable shooting spree. Ideally Cage would get a part in his son's inevitable biopic too.

That money's gone up his nose, user. He snorted it, claming it would turn him into: "A Goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus".

Fashion and wives probably.

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More like cocaine if he dresses like that casually.

>this snakeskin jacket is a symbol of my individuality and freedom of expression

nice t shirt