ITT: We create a kino panel show

>Stephen Fry (host)
make it Idris Elba and its gold

if we're doing 8 cats countdown, the kino loadout has always been;
>Bill Bailey
>Joe Wilkinson (as contestant)
>Henning Wehn
most comedians don't do so well in that show, especially mitchell

>Stephen Fry (host)
Eww. Why would I want to watch a show hosted by a pseudo-intellectual paedophile?

>Ozzy Osbourne
>Bill Bailey
>Balegdeh (From Little Mix)

>Bob Mortimer
>Sean Lock (Replacing Phil Jupitus)
>Kanye West

>Hosted by Mark Lamarr

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Kino

Horrible. Way too many huge personalities other than Alan Davies and Hugh Laurie to an extent.

Anybody, hosted by Norm MacDonald

>i'm in

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Good thing is you don't have to so you can spend allllllll your time watching your precious Blacked videos.

>options are to either watch paedophiles make shit jokes stroking their egos or watched blacked porn
Seek help. This site has destroyed your brain

>thinking someone is a kiddy diddler just because you read it on Yea Forums
Yeah it's your brain that needs to be replaced.

No, there's a boat load of proof. Not my fault you're too stupid/ignorant to see it

>james may
>alan davies
>stephen fry
the ultimate fucking gang

Uh huh, it was all real in your mind.

Have sex.

sorry he just dates "18" year old boys

I didn't mind the lesbian, she just didn't have much personality or charisma to bounce off other guests like Fry. She was extremely condescending.

qi has had 100% homosexual hosts. when are they going to be more diverse and have a heterosexual present it?

No your old surrogate TV dad is fine don't worry

>>Sean Lock (Replacing Phil Jupitus)
based choice but honestly a an empty chair would be a better panelist than Phil Jupitus

>Stephen Fry
No ta. The only place that sodomite belongs is on the receiving end of a shotgun barrel.

Epic! Upvoted so you can get reddit gold

David Mitchell needs his own panel show, so him
inb4 he is gay

>Steven Crowder
>Ben Shapiro
>Pewdiepie
>Sargon of Akkad
This would be so fucking good

Lamarr hosting

Clarkson
McGuinness
Wogan

Bailey
Lemmy
Bradley Walsh

>hating le witty QI pedo man
>Reddit
What?

Carl would struggle with the smart dress code normally mandated on panel shows

>Sean Lock
>Bob Mortimer
>Phil Lamar (Host)
>Bradley Walsh
>A fit bird

this would be total garbage, dude. pewdiepie would say nothing to avoid controversy while crowder and shapiro just bicker like children only for sargon to get zero words in.

>Lemmy
do you mean limmy or the motorhead frontman? i'm approving both though

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>not having Lee Mack
Let me guess, you're a zoomer thinking british television is extremely cultured so you picked some names your boomer parents once mentioned at dinner.

Lee Mack is a national treasure. Fuck you OP.

> DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!, DAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!, DAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

Dead Lemmy of Motorhead. Would be tricky these days.

panel shows are stupid, I don't care about paid actors' opinions.

>Frankie Boyle but tell him to shave the beard and give up the act he used to get back on tv (host)

>Lock
>Mortimer (recurring/guest spot)
>Guest Spot

>Flanagan
>Beckett (recurring/guest spot)
>Guest Spot

>I don't care about paid actors' opinions
I highly doubt that's true, even if it is you're part of a statistically insignificant minority.

Lee Mack's wit is literally godtier. Dont think Ive seen anything quite like it.

- Davies + Mitchell

This show used to be really good. Sad.

>>Beckett (recurring/guest spot)
He's nothing special but when literally every other comedian of his generation just make Trump or Brexit jokes, it's refreshing to see someone actually try to be funny instead of just pandering to the crowd.

>Did you know I'm the only brown person here and also I'm not as successful as Romesh?!?

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the worst comedian in a long time

Jason Mantzoukas is literally Greek, the chads of white people

What’s a panel show

I feel like when people laugh in the audience at the stuff he says, it's like they know there's meant to be a joke there so they laugh as to not hurt his feelings.

No he's awful but have a look a some of the slop on current Mock the Week that isn't him. I dare you to watch a new Scenes We'd Like To See

Best lineup

If this is the answer, what is the question?

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Mock the Week's viewership compared to 10 years ago

What percentage of black people are capable of living in polite society

What percentage white are Americans really?

Is it the chance of a successful brexit?

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Is it wot percentage of men can satisfy a thicc black queen like me

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Greg Davis should be included in any show. Maybe Alex Horne as well. They're a good duo on Taskmaster

Producer: Me
Numbers girl: Rachel Riley

This panel show requires off screen nudity

Is it if a normal person uses 100% their brain, how much does Blonald Blumpf use??
>hahahahahahahahah

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The best post-Frankie episode of MtW was the one with Micky Flanagan and Greg Davies

Haha that's genuinely pretty funny. I'm a writer for a comedy show and I'm actually gonna use this

I'm sorry sir no one wants to watch your circlejerk