Itt: we remake kino for 2019

If this were remade today, what would have to be changed to make it more accessible (allow women to understand it).

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It wouldn't take place on a boat.

Why can't a female be captain?

Where would it be set?

Captain a woke woman, crow a nog.

>This ship... is Starbucks

actual gay sex with captain and the crew

>If this were remade today
But why? Historical pieces like these are timeless.

Just do Star Trek Discovery or Picard or some shit

But Hollywood is out of original ideas, and likes to do woke remakes as filler. Are you new to Yea Forums?

Don't have to remade it, just give us a sequel we need more boat kino

I agree user. We need nothing more than a sequel.

I’d trade the entire MCU for a Bolitho miniseries.

The purple bitch from TLJ plays Aubrey.
Lena Dunham plays Dr. Stephanie.
Blankeney is a sassy black kid.
90% of the crew are now female PoC.
The French are all still white males.
Hollom is also still a white male and kills himself like the worthless incel he is.
Quips throughout the whole movie.
No Bible quotes.

moar boatkino?

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This was trash and I say that as someone whos been to whaling museums, loves Moby Dick and loves Master&Commander.

>Don't have to remade it, just give us a sequel we need more boat kino
Star Trek satiated my hunger for boat kino.

maybe you're still a retard?

sexually agressive niggers

Reminder that he used cowards tactics to fight the french boat and yet at the end was sill outplayed by the french captain

french boat was about to dab on a whaler ship going about its business
hardly heroic behavior either

This film is off-limits for remakes, sorry.

an SUV

kek'd hard at this

>t jealous frog

Mfw there are no rousing sea epics set in French ships, because French ships never did anything worth telling a story about. Nobody likes a story about a looser.

apex boats right here

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watching the six episodes version right now
is fucking great

>everyone would be black and transgender lololol!

No, but seriously, this film wouldn't be greenlit in the firstplace because it's a slow story without many thrills that would still cost a considerable amount.
I don't know how it was greenlit in the first place to be honest.

So Black Sails is the ultimate boat kino and it already has lots of tits and swearing to draw in the female crowd

This post subverted my expectations

Stephen is a sassy black lady and when Howard shoots her it's not an accident but his racism and toxic masculinity taking over.

This is the most SquadW thread in a while, based and redpilled

No. He's right. That movie fucking sucks.