I’m going to kill myself tomorrow

Cool....... So what do you guys think of The Simpsons? My favorite episode has to be Season 11 episode 5.

Your hand on his arm
The hay stack charm around your neck
Strung out and thin
Calling some friend trying to cash some check
He's acting dumb
That's what you've come to expect
Needle in the hay
NEEDLE IN THE HAAAAYAYAYYYAAAAAA

>closeup to Luke Wilson
>"Im gonna kill myself tomorrow"
>cut to Mordechai in a split frame
>cut to arms from above being cut, blood flowing
>cut to Luke Wilson slumping to the ground
>NEEDLE IN THE HAY
Pure fucking kino.

>Dudley, where is he?
>Who?

What is today but yesterday's tommorow?

I would have no problem killing myself if I knew for a fact hell didn't exist

I would have no problem killing myself if I knew it wouldn't make my normalfag friends sad.

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>be me
>in a relationship for over a year
>find out girlfriend has been cheating on me for months
>as I find out she breaks up with me two days before my birthday

Not that I would ever give her the satisfaction but damn bros it hurts

EXCEPT HE TRIES TO KILLS HIMSELF RIGHT THEN AND THERE?

>kills himself today
Why is Wes Anderson such a fucking hack?

What did Wes Anderson mean by this

>You’ll kill yourself now.

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bravo anderson

Based air conditioning poster

Literally dont. (if true)

Literally dont (if fuckin around)

Dont end you legend gaylord

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Who gives a shit if its your birthday you fucking cucklord. You should really kill yourself .

reported to the fbi/cia/interpol/mossad

Even if op just wanna talk about the movie, i wish this site had a counter for suicide and homicides, how big would be the number? how much would it go up per week?

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It was 11:59pm

It's because he didn't have the guts to do it right then and there. "Tomorrow" is him making an excuse to not do it right away because in the back of his mind there was still a spark of hope that living might be worth it. But in that instant, you see it fade away and he asks himself: "Why wait?"
So he tries to kill himself right then and there.

>all of those split frames
That's the exact kind of shit you think of when having an emotional breakdown. Kee-noh.

I always thought that line was a reference to some French New Wave film

he posted from a phone. it couldn't be that bad.

Don't.

Penis in the gaaaaay

good luck man

Do it, bitch.

You're going to get Yea Forums shut down you faggot. Post thhat shit on shitbook or something

>You're going to get Yea Forums shut down you faggot.
Good

ANONYMOUS!

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Yes user?

Don't waste your life do an el paso

NEEEEEDLE IN THE HAAAAAAAYYYYY

Brainlet. Implying Anderson films are hard to understand.

user NO THE ADVERTISERS

unironically reported your post to the FBI, not even joking ;)

you're glowing

Do a flip faggot

This movie is reddit

yep i'm thinking he's based

youtu.be/5oEYMGL0ZtA

Knowing Wes Anderson. you're probably right.