ITT: shit Yea Forums tricked you into watching

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>dude cold is bad lmao
>gannibalism :DDD
>uncanny valley faced monster - the asskimaux call him "Bad CGI"
>Sir John, Sir John, Sir John! Mistah Hickey, Mistah Hickey, Mistah Hickey!
>literally mustache twirling villain, aka Smug Bastard
>We're going to die - let's hug it out, bros! (no homo)
>more uncomfortable manhugs
>first CGI snow, then endless greyness

First episodes were kinda ok, but then the whole thing went down. The ending was such a dissapointment, holy shit... Nothing happens, the show. I wanted it to be kino, I really did. But now I feel that I wasted ten hours of my life for nothing.

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For me, it is Alita.

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I turned it off once they shoehorned in some gay affair between two characters

It's in the book stupid.

I like the Roger Corman film The Terror

I thought the dude is going to become a good guy (as a twist), because, y'know, Netflix propaganda and shit... but they made him a boring, evil for evil's sake maniac instead.

Prove it, retard.

Stop being so lazy. In the book there are two pairs of homosexuals.

Prove it, retard.

this piece of garbage

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Okay? I don’t read or watch queer shit.

Better stop reading your own writing then.

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The new Mummy. Yea Forums shilled it so much I thought it's gonna be fun. It wasn't. The Fraser ones are still the best.

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A great character (Amunet) trapped in a terrible film.

I agree.

The gays are literally villains.

sometimes movies and cinema can be too clever to understand, admitting defeat and saying that it is not for you is ok user

Pleb

Youre a faggot. Terror is pure kino.
>falling for the CGI pseudo-capeshit meme
You have noone but yourself to blame
Youre a retard. Even a cave troll can appreciate Fury Road.
Youre a fucking retard if you fell for a fucking Tom Cruise reboot being shilled.

Not only that but irving's and lady silence's chapters were pretty erotic. His inner thoughts about mating with her in her ice shack under the furs was really hot.

>mating
L...lmao?

He's basically thinking about sex and running away from the ship to fuck eki pussy anytime his mind drifts to her. For procreation and expanding the eski numbers.

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agreed. imo, the shittest movies and TV that Yea Forums shills all the time are Rome (trash), Euphoria (nothing ever happens in this boring shit), Midsommar (boring trash) and anything Denis Villeneuve (boring).

He was a CONSUL OF ROME

low test

>Rome (trash)

Woah, woah! This is the only thing I disagree with, by the way.

Objectively SHIT opinion

MR HICKEY GET A LOAD OF THIS FAGGOT AT ONCE

>when the ending is so incredibly bad & left field it ruins everything that was great about the rest of the film
Seriously, it's like they ran entirely out of budget & said "fuck it, end it like that".

Jesus, can you fucking enable .webp as a fucking supported filetype already gookmoot? Tired of having to fucking search for 5 minutes for a non-webp.

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