Can it really save the Disney Wars clusterfuck?

Can it really save the Disney Wars clusterfuck?

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lol no

No. Nothing can. Not because of Yea Forums's usual scapegoats - woman, POC, etc - but because the world they set up with the Resistance and the First Order is stupid and boring and doesn't make any sense.

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That's exactly why it's set before that.

Yes, it can.

>woman, POC
nobody has a problem with. the problems are women with neon hair and basketball americans, and you fucking know it.

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nope, it's a bloated corpse infested with vultures.

No because once again they just push out some random shit instead of acknowledging that they fucked up and need to properly plan out the franchises lore and future

>Katee Sackhoff rumored to appear as Bo-Katan

I dunno, could be Mandokino

You've already decided you're going to hate it, so no.

>Not because of Yea Forums's usual scapegoats - woman, POC, etc
That definitely didn't help. In all seriousness this is a boy franchise, we like inspiring male heroes. Making angry white women and POC the heroes is really an insult to the audience. It's just like the Gillette ad, it's venomous male hating that made no sense from a business perspective.

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I might watch if there's Bo-Katan but I don't know if it's going to be a good show. I saw a pic of the cast and one of them was a strong independent female mandalorian who doesn't wear the full armor.

Will there be gore?

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I think the Gillette ad was much more overt in their white male hating.

So galaxys edge is canon, right? That means he dies because his gun and helmet are on display in a junk shop. So we already know the ending and can skip it.

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Shes a rebel shocktrooper, not a mandalorian dipshit

I don't know, I don't watch Star Trek.

Vader dies. I guess you should skip episodes I-VI then.

This.
Added to the fact that the post RotJ continuity (especially Wendig’s shitty books) are terrible and offer no good stories to tell.

>shilling this hard for Disney
Mike Stoklasa?

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Are you retarded?

this show has the strangest cast. it's like one of those threads where anons pitch
>pedro pascal
>gina carano
>nick nolte
>carl weathers
>live action star wars mandalorian show
it'll be trash

There was a spit-roasted Salacious Crumb in the clip they showed.

Mabe he pawned them or someone stole them.

pretty much. This is what you get for completely defeating the Galactic empire within 12 months or less after endor and then having absolutely nothing happen up to ep7 just so you can redo a shittier version of ep4.

To be fair Jakku was not the end of the war. Empire still existed and controlled like 40% of what it did before, it was sort of cold war for 20 years.

Everything only went full retard in TLJ. Even Starkiller was serviceable as something FO found in Unknown Regions are repaired.

The Resistance cartoon implies Starkiller was recently built.

>Can it really save the Disney Wars clusterfuck?

No, but it can demonstrate that Star Wars can still be entertaining. Nothing can redeem what Rian Johnson did other than time and a desire to forget.

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Nope, I still haven't seen Solo or any of those cartoon shows

That more or less happens in the old EU books, they just do something about it over the next several decades instead of nothing.

KANDOSII SA KA'RTA, VODE AN
CORUSCANTA A'DEN MHI, VODE AN

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Show us some fucking Mandalore's
Like KoToR fucking Mandalorians

Fuck cartoons.

War going for decades is just as stupid really. Disney timeline basically goes full retard only right before TFA when Republic hippies dismantle the army so wars won't happen anymore and FO having magical plot powers.

The problem is it goes full retard so hard it basically ruins the setting.

they actually managed to ruin the OT too to some extent, now that you know how luke ends up after ep 6 it leaves a sour taste in the mouth

That shit all got retconned
Thanks Filoni

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They can make new standalone movies that aren't shit but nothing can undo the disaster that is the new trilogy.

star wars = titanic
the mandalorian = potentially 1 intact lifeboat

Only if its a slow burn with dat chill down the spine space shit like aliens

>mandalorian

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>War going for decades is just as stupid really.
Not really, on a galactic scale.
I'm not well-read (loooool) on Disney lore (lol again), but from what I've seen you're right. The problem I'm talking about is how it's basically "blank space" between ROTJ and whatever they've cobbled together around the films, which are clearly made with little thought for how it fits into a canonical timeline.

I can tell you at least 75% of the background characters will be human, 15% will be the shitty Disney muppet aliens and 10% will be classic aliens

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Best case Favreau is involved enough in ep9 to prevent another disaster. And after the show proves there is no Star Wars fatigue, D&D get pushed aside and capable filmmakers are brought in to create new films without a hiatus.

>shitty Disney muppet aliens
Another user put it perfectly: "They don't look like Star Wars aliens, they look like Men in Black aliens."

Why is everything in these fucking movies brown?

>Why is everything in these fucking movies brown?
It's the colour of shit. Can't be more appropriate

will this be mandakino or kinolorian?
or just shit?

A death that will last millennia, until all that remains is their code, their history, and in the end, the shell of their armor upon the shell of a man, too easily slain by Jedi.

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fpbp

>reeeee why won't they adapt this shitty BasedWare game and its unfinished sequel I played in my mom's basement

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>"Ho, Jon, this script, what the fuck"
>"He should call the Rodian "Ey gabagool"

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Shut up faggot cry more that Finn being black and Rey being a Mary Sue

We're done, everyone go home

>nick nolte
Is he even in it? I know Werner Herzog is.

'Kowakian monkey lizard' is the species.

>he thinks anyone wants disney to ruin them

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He is confirmed to be in the show.
According to leaks he's playing an Ugnaught.

What about Lando?

I'm struck by the diversity of the George Lucas aliens, and the absolute lack of in Disney's (they all basically have squished faces).

Guess they don't care about diversity after all.

>I saw a pic of the cast and one of them was a strong independent female mandalorian who doesn't wear the full armor.

No, she's just a bounty hunter. No Mando.

>Shes a rebel shocktrooper, not a mandalorian dipshit

She's from a House family, the top of Mando social hierarchy. And was the younger sister of Duchess Satine. You don't get more Mandalorian than that.

No it didn’t. The Dutchess was trying to be more peaceful unlike most mandalorians. In fact the other planets kept the old ways alive but weren’t autistic spergs about it

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what's up with the integrated cheeto-fingers?

user....

Bo-Katan is rumored at best to appear in The Mandalorian because Katee Sackhoff said she was under NDA
The character you saw
A. Isnt Bo-Katan
B. Isnt even a Mandalorian

Stop acting like a Retard, I and many others know who Bo-Katan is

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>Satine leads Mandalore to prosperity under the banner of peace
>literally everyone is happy
>Mandalorian Autists usurp and get her killed
>end up getting occupied by the empire as they're Autists
>becomes a planetwide warzone again

But user, we all know that human diversity is more important than other races. Thus why we went from pic related to minority aliens being background to the majority humans.

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Mandalorian trailer they showed at SW celebration had actual OG aliens like twi'leks in it

Doesn't matter Ep 9 will render everything obsolete with the time travel

Why not just make a Mandalorian movie?

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Because the only "mandalorians" normies care about arent mandalorians and shit like an obi-wan movie would be better