Julianne Hough tells her husband she's not straight.
>“I [told him], ‘You know I’m not straight, right?’ And he was like, ‘I’m sorry, what?’ I was like, ‘I’m not. But I choose to be with you,’” Hough tells Women’s Health. “I think there’s a safety with my husband now that I’m unpacking all of this, and there’s no fear of voicing things that I’ve been afraid to admit or that I’ve had shame or guilt about because of what I’ve been told or how I was raised.”
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She needs to be cloned.
>“I [told him], ‘You know I’m prone to attention-seeking behavior, right?’ And he was like, ‘Yeah, I know.’
spbp
women can't be gay they only do it for attention or because they're bull dykes and have no choice
>‘You know I’m not straight, right?’ And he was like, ‘I’m sorry, what?’
kek so he's never had sex with her or how else would he know?
get that this woman is only 31 years old
Ho indeed
Every time I see this bitch I think she's Paris Jackson
she looks like she's in her 30's so I don't see a problem
watching her as a judge on AGT really gives this impression
literally who
She looks 35+
Stop watching porn
I don't watch porn. I go outside and talk to real human beings, which you obviously don't.
He must be laughing his ass off.
"Yeah honey, I'm so proud of you for coming out" *unzips trousers and stuffs his cock down her throat*
look at her eyes in the OP
>But I choose to be with you
you can't choose your sexuality she's canceled
Who?
You obviously don't go anywhere near any women, which I do. Try it sometime, see what they actually look in person.
She has old person/too much sun without sunscreen eyes. You'd know this if you left the house.
white women start melting at 30
Now look at her hands, virgin. Like i said, stop watching porn. For a while, at least.
Someone's mum has shit tier genetics
her career tanked after she came out
who?
No need to watch porn to recognize old hag roasties
You're just fooled by the makeup
Your mum must look the biggest scrotum in the world if you don't think that woman in the OP doesn't look 35+. Not even 50 ounces of makeup and 3 days worth of photoshop were able to hide those crows feet.
>not straight
just means she'll fuck another woman on occasion. Her husband is clearly still dicking her down, so who cares?
My mum looks her age, as does the chick in the OP, you're the one seeing flaws where there aren't any. Lay off the porn, I'm serious.
Her hands have the same wrinkles and sun damage as around her eyes. Get some glasses user.
She doesn't look 35+, incel. Trust me, watching less porn will do wonders for your perspective.
they look old and wrinkly
>Julianne Hough
Isn't that that chick that wore full blackface like 2 years ago?
Literally whom
how does that have anything to do with porn? That woman does indeed look like she's in her 40s.
If anything porn would make people think are younger than they really are, because of the fact that porn whores are all a bunch of degenerates who ruin their bodies with drugs, alcohol, surgery, and so on. Most porn whores end up looking completely old and busted even though they're only in their mid 20s.
Daily reminder that 90% of marriages end before 10 years and women initiate 80% of divorce cases.
You need to be retarded to get married at this age.
>incel
I can safely guarantee you've never even kissed a girl now.
No, they don't. Clean your monitor after all that porn-masturbating you do. Open your drapes, let some sun in.
I'm actually on day 19 of nofap and I have two girls I'm seeing (they're step sisters; one is a cute sub the other is a dominant goddess). Haha you have no idea pal
based blind user
Is this like how I'm three-years into a relarionship with a girl but am really mainly attracted to 2d and 3DCG anime porn which i fap to every day?
You got me. You're so smart! Nothing goes by you.
You stud. You absolute chad. I apologize.
>You got me. You're so smart! Nothing goes by you.
>You stud. You absolute chad
the irony
Found the guy that has silent jerk sessions with his eyes closed in his bed at night. You will never know the thrill of a dangerwank in unusual scenarios aided by hardcore pornography.
>not straight
>husband
I don't understand???
You're falling apart at the seams mate.
>silent jerk sessions with his eyes closed in his bed at night
That's pretty cool though. Feels good knowing that even with all the porn I watch, I can still get off to my imagination
nigga there are pornstars that look younger than her
She thinks her shallow attraction to other beautiful woman makes her bi
>post-wall roastie increasingly desperate for attention
Who could have possibly predicted this?
Dont see your point, she's hot af in that pic
Chads like me are so above your paygrade kid. Do you have any idea what I could do to you? No cos it's beyond your incel imagination.
No, user, I mean it. You got me all figured out. You are very clever.
I pity you. I can't imagine the hags you think are good-looking lmao
giv lesbo wife
You can be genetically prone to being LGBT but it's triggered by childhood trauma of some kind.
t. brainlet
Maybe husband is cuck. She'll tie him to bedpost and makes him watch her hours long lez fuck sessions with Nina Dobrev.
Hot
her skin look like sandpaper
means that her husband doesn´t know how to fuck her
I used to do that when I was 12 pre-owning a laptop. Absolutely pathetic.
>oh I can ride a bike. Feels pretty good knowing I can get around on a bike instead of in my car.
>oh I can use a knife for protection. Feels pretty good knowing I can stab someone who is shooting me instead of using a gun myself.
>oh I can wash clothes by hand. Feels pretty good knowing I can spend hours toiling over clothes instead of throwing them in the washing machine.
You are that which halts evolution.
>Not straight
>Married a dude
Can a femanon translate this whorespeak into a sentence with proper syntax for us non-retarded people?
she is a literal soulless clone husk controlled by demons so....
Haha, so passive aggressive. You sound like a zoomer.
I honestly don't know who she is despite having a folder for her. I thought she was a singer
You'll have to be clearer friend, are you advocating against all masturbation or just saying I should be more degenerate and only get off to porn?
The terrible analogies aren't helping
Sure, user.
>I'm irrelevant and LGBT issues are flavour of the month/decade
*lightbulb moment*
>I'm not straight
*gets attention while gobbling dick at home*
You won the argument, isn't that what you wanted? Maybe you're not as smart as i thought.
Ugly, buck-toothed witches, Chad. Feel sorry for me.
I love big leg dancers but she looks like Jessica Biel if she had none of her graceful aging
Get some taste
God I wish I was gay.
Corrective rape will set her straight!
>the lad starts doing a weird humiliation kink LARP after getting proven wrong
absolute state of you
She's definitely gay for Nina
You are not my friend. You possess neither the wit nor the testosterone needed to attain such a status.
I'm saying it's an either or situation. Commit to being a monk, or commit to being a degenerate. Masturbating like you're in the dark ages is like driving a sports car and never going above 30.
Seriously, try a dangerwank next time you're out of the basement. Can't beat the thrill of making a big jizzy mess and hiding/cleaning it with seconds to spare before you're caught.
describing yourself as "not straight" but refusing to clarify further is the ultimate cop-out
She looks fucking 40. Even her statement is like something a bored, insecure 40 year old would write.
If you're not straight, you're attracted to the wrong gender. If you're attracted to the wrong gender, you're gay. So saying she's not straight is perfectly sufficient
inb4 muh bipansexual genderqueer
based
Dude that's so twisted I'm a straight guy that has had multiple girlfriends but I have sex with black men regularly. Sexuality isn't about who you're attracted to it's about what you identify as.
I think you're missing the point, by describing herself as simply "not straight" she gets the social cache of being "woke" without committing to ever actually doing anything sexually atypical, "not straight" can mean anything from "I exclusively devour carpet" to "I am exclusively attracted to males but occasionally a sexual thought about women finds its way into my head".
>occasionally a sexual thought about women finds its way into my head
Yeah, that would make her 100% gay
Can confirm. It's like when youre mixed race you're just black. There's no middle ground.
I work with people around 35 years old on a daily basis and she looks much older than any of them.
it's the sun damage, that shit adds decades to your face, there's a reason that the nobles of antiquity avoided sunlight at all costs, hell it even inspired the vampire myth.
what the hell, thought she was like 40+
>hell it even inspired the vampire myth
That's completely bullshit. Here's an actual fact: Nobles are called blue-bloods because you could see their veins through their pale skin
Real women look like trash and this one does too. She looks well into her 40s, and so do most 30 year olds I know.
No they're not they're called blue bloods because of their reptilian blood being s different colour to ours
have. sex. incel.
>31
oh my fucking GOD what an original joke hahahaha xDD
upvoted
>your wife will never look like this at 36
;_;
Have sex incel haha
Just more proof that "wokeness" is just social climbing and narcissism combined into a single package
Jessical Biel is some kind of mutant, but even then you can see the sun damage all over her face
>Dear diary: Today i totally won an internet argument. It was so cash. I used LARP and everything.
Wonder what tomorrow's entry will be...
God she looks terrible like man you guys must never leave the house
oh yeah I'm not saying she looks 18 years old
just that she's still perfect and kissable
Women don't have a sexuality. They're too stupid to know the difference between sexuality and just finding intrinsic beauty in something. It's why so many of then claim to be bisexual and why they're so obsessed with shipping male characters together.
Holy shit bro don't go on any mass shootings please man just have sex incel
t. watches a lot of lesbian porn so he knows all women must be bi
she'd still look as good as she did 10 years ago if she didnt pop out that heeb hellspawn
>‘I’m sorry, what?’
Lol
Weird. I don't see any arguments here.
thank god
did your post have arguments in the first place?
>when you tell your husband you're a gold digger.
Wtf sexuality is a choice now
kek good catch
nothing like the thrill of living in someone's attic for years, quietly building a shrine of jizz to the women of the house
>white women
that's a no for me dawg
lol
Be absolutely honest if you had her as your wife then would you care if tell you that she is bisexual or anything?
You will let her sit on your face.
she looks like a typical porn whore though. You can tell she would look like total shit without makeup.
this but unironically
>talk to women
kys yourself
women are boring
My wife told me she's sometimes attracted to girls and I told her that's nice and then we fucked later. Still not sure what she meant by that since she never brought it up again. If she wanted to get a another girl to have a threesome I'd probably go for it.
LITERALLY THIS
WOMEN HAVE NO PURPOSE OTHER THAN TAKING THE DICK
LITERALLY ZERO REASON FOR EXISTING
MAYBE MAKING SANDWICHES, BUT THATS SECONDARY
missed oportunity mate
Saying someone looks like they're that-or-so doesn't mean that they look like other old people mate. I've met plenty of fit 40 year olds that still looked good, but I could still tell that they weren't in their 30s anymore.
>imagination
not your memories? virgin confirmed
>I'm sorry, what?
she used to be really hot
All this would do is enable his wife to lick cunts everyday.
He maybe gets one threesome where he most likely fucks his wife meanwhile other 2 make out but she will develop lust for women.
She fucks her fag brother
this
has she done nudes
she seems like one of those women who thinks she's "not straight" because she masturbates to lesbian porn but has never touched another woman.
>all caps double unnecessary "literally"
ladies and incels of tv/, we have reached peak boomer posting
user post personal info so I may study you much like Jane Goodall studied the apea
>the /u/ blackpill
women become lesbians because they're groomed to embrace narccissim and once they realise they can gain sexual and emotional fulfilment from fucking other women they abandon men
Somewhat surprising lack of pictures in this thread, if I'm being honest.
just not one of those threads i suppose
Julian: "Honey, I think I might not be straight."
Husband: "NIIIIIIICCCCCCCCEEEEE!!!!...I mean, OK. So are you like a Lesbian or Bisexual?"
Oh, poor baby. Did your favorite website make a boom boom and make baby fall down?
Welcome back, little snowflake.
How is Hough pronounced?
>Hoe
>Hoff
>How
?
rather unsurprising really
she's a 6.5/10 face, would be an 8/10 body if she wasn't a chestlet, but a sexy enough dancer for my refined caucasian taste
and every time I see her, I'm reminded of a proactive commercial
Yes, there need to be more hot photos.
Put them in /s/.
Maybe its like Houghton-Mifflin.
I'd like to Houghton her Mifflin. ;-)
Wearing white while she's on her period. Bold maneuver.
I think I get what you're saying there.
>now that I’m unpacking all of this
>kek
She looks at a MINIMUM 54 here. My grandma is only a few years older and looks way better.
Huff
All women have that one friend that they want to lez on the sly.
> those eye wrinkles
> that huge ass wrinkle between tits
no fucking way she has to be in her 40s
what a fag.
shut up rostie
Hope he divorce her and takes half her shit.
Actually the opposite, all women find men repugnant, just some of us put up with them for the dick.
This. Like, why would you tell him this?
>Btw I faked it everytime and want to munch carpet but I just love you too much haha
stop pretending you are married or a man
what an unusual and deluded way to power trip
based cope guy
she's starting to feel old so this was her way to feel sexy again same shit Madonna did when she made out with Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera give it some time sh'll probably make out with Gabriel union on AGT
well, she recently won some 10 years gap challenge now you tell it
>unpacking
I really wish I could hoduken anyone who uses this word unironically
lmao
whats the point of being a lesbian if they always use dildos in their porn videos. a man can lick your pussy too stupid bitch
but i think all women are bianyway
lesbo as last resort
sorta like men except without the rape and child molestation part
Lesbians don't exist. All females are bisexual though.
spbp
>"I'm not straight, I'm Bisexual"
SCORE!
bitch, you live in cake-up
Bisexual women are horrible.
I thought she was 41.
dude she was born 1988
>two girls I'm seeing
who cares? i see girls all the time. the whole point is fucking them, not just watching them
Based