What went wrong?

Low energy

too based for this world

Unironically would have made a million times better president than Drumpf or Killary

>have the most financial backing of any candidate
>your dad and big brother were literally presidents
>favorite to win at first
>a fat man with a bad dye job calls you low energy
>you implode

Thats the Jeb story

>that time when his own mother was interviewed and said he'd make a terrible president
unadulterated kino

youtube.com/watch?v=O74XDI-o7xc

post 2016 election kino

Nothing. The guacman is just biding his time until the opportune moment to open the floodgates.

Donald bullied him too hard

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>I mean, just look at his campaign logo. Jeb exclamation point. No mention of his last name, as if he's ashamed of it.
How do you even recover from this?

youtu.be/fWhi_JXos60

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you don't

the internet.

You just know Jeb paid hundreds of thousands to agencies to develop his branding, and the Donald just dismantled it in 5 seconds.

I don't like Trump now but in 2016 he was a force of nature.

and unsightly beast...

>abolishing the IRS
what DID Teddy CrUZUMAKI mean by this on his quest to become the next hokage?

>Yea Forums doesn't know about the Jeb! redemption
for shame
youtube.com/watch?v=UFkjq4wmYwI

jeb! reminds me of when you go to an interview and they ask what you are passionate about in this job and you just cant bring yourself to lie anymore

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>What went wrong?
Posting a politics thread on a fucking movie forum, you stupid nigger

2016 election in a nutshell. everything Trump says in this video isn't even a lie or just being mean for the fuck of it.
Jeb acted like a middle schooler with autism instead of the son and brother of presidents, WTF? all that money and prestige and he's just struck dumb with the 'tism? has Jeb! always been like this or was he just extra nervous for the election?

I know that feel too well

The real redpill is that everything would be better if he had won.

JEB! punch
JEB! punch

nah, Jeb! would never be based enough to stop giving a shit about stuff like that. he'd be the guy who panics and spergs out and blurts, "I love cleaning the poop off the toilets!" or something

He's always been like that.

how tf do you even have a background like his and never manage to learn how to chill the fuck out WRT the 'tism?

does he actually have autism or Asperger's? he seems like it.

Living proof that at the end of the day you just can't buy charisma.

I still can't believe they spent over $200 million on him and he still couldn't get in the top three during the primaries.

if Trump is so stupid and such a buffoon then why was he able to wipe the floor with all the competition?

Because his success was predicated on stupid buffoons voting for him.

He's another corporate puppet who spouts populist shit and hollow social moralizing to mobilize the republican base, but like every other republican in high office, everyone can tell deep down that he's just another dildo who can't wait to lick corporations boots and sell out the American people the second he gets into office

I think a family like that only makes things worse if you are naturally awkward

Because everyone underestimated him and his campaigning skills.

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#JebNoFilter

The donor class will always float whoever they believe will do their bidding when they win, this time they bet on the weakest, dumbest horse not realizing he couldn't even make it out of the gate. Fuck the Bush family, fuck the Clintons.

You saw how it happened. He's charismatic and made wild promises. Voters love that shit.

Don't forget the Dayton shooter was a socialist who supported Elizabeth Warren but no one's in arms over that in the media.

youtu.be/L6W6Gm9g9OU
I hope the 2020 race is just as good as 2016.
I don’t even care about politics anymore, I just want some funny shit to happen.

cringe Yea Forumsedditor

Because he didn't chimp out over any of that.

Yes.

I'm hoping someone out of left field pulls ahead and the democrats pull all the shit they did to bernie last time. Or I hope it's someone centrist like Biden to make all the idealistic school kids have an autistic meltdown.

He would be a better president than drumpf

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Jeb is such a stupid fucking nickname. It's not short for Jebediah or anything, it's a fucking acronym for John Ellis Bush. He's Gob from Arrested Development but with less charisma.

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