"Ronnn....stopppp"

Who the chick?
Is that Ted Mosby wearing a wig on the right?

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i ate it

Aaaw, they're all GROWN up.

an actual zoomer in the wild wow

Lindsay Lohan, she used to look like that

My fucking man

That midge is so excited to have work, but everyone else just wants to leave.

"Harry I'm your best friends older brother, Percy, but I never mention that in the movies"

what a stupid plot point. Why didnt he tell him who he was?

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"The GREAT Britain genes"

They probably made more money in that one series than he's made in most of his career. All the Potter kids just take passion projects because they're all independently rich.

Ron... Sluuuuuuda

Classic.

The fuck, I was just talking this scene to myself in the shower the other day.

JUST

>tfw the midge looks the best out of them

I just realised that literally EVERYOBDY at Hogwarts were having sex. There was so much fucking, all the time, every night. Everyone except for Harry, Ron and their little clique. That's why we never get to see any sex from their point of view in the movies; they weren't having any. Literally the little incel dork clique of Hogwarts. Spent their time obsessing with prophecies and battle magic instead of actually taking advantage of the absolute fuckfest that was Hogwarts after the sun had set. Even Snape was getting balls deep in hot senior year pussy.

Opppp....stopppp before you bring up the topic of one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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It's Jimmy Fallon, who is not the guy that played Ted Mosby.

Is that Draco? Who the fuck is that?

Malfoy, Luna and Ronny Wonny.

who's the midge? imagine what you could do to him lol

Alohamora

He looks like a drug dealing club owner in a Miami Vice episode. Really cool.

That's not Percy, it's Oliver Wood

it's Percey Weasley he is replaced by Domhill gleason later

Nope, this is Percy

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True

Film adaptation when?

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based

meant to be world s most important wizrd
>is a fagot

You think Snape the Ruffie Meister would restrict himself to seniors.