God I wish that were me

This is so weird

why does michael fassbender look like a knock off of himself here?

Why didn't she feed him, bros? What was her problem? I don't understand.

your loss

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Guys, is it implied that she breastfed him or did he just suck on her fingers like an engorged clit dick?

but here's the difference

>it's a Mistress T episode

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>sex scene

guess this show is not based after all, will not be watching.

WHAT MOVIE, WHAT MOVIE.

Fuck off back to last week.

Problem Child 2

>elisabeth shue

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literally mother complex, he's a sociopath manchild

Why are you guys always tempting me? I'm trying to lay off porn.

Bingo

He's basically the part of /fit that doesn't go gay

I'll spoon feed you just to piss the fags on this thread
It's a series called The boys.

and just to piss off this fag, he ends up killing her at the end of the season

>Implying I didn't pirate it, saw it and seed it already.

Here's your (you), you earned it =)

Thank you, friendly user, these anons -119123087 -119123113 don't deserve the (You)s.

Hot.

>nutted in like 2 minutes
I'm afraid that's gonna be me if I ever have sex. hell I might cum just from seeing a naked woman.

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I WANT THIS SO BAD I WANT MOMMY GF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>Jerk off exclusively to milf porn
>Have fucked a few milf prostitutes/escorts
>Absolutely despise mommy roleplay

Any armchair psychologists wanna help me out? No, I've never been molested or find my mom attractive

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Is there something more afrodisiac than those freckles aging white women get on their shoulders and chest?

nigga, what the fuck?!?

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She won't care. Just go down on her and keep her excited until you get it up again.

sir you have a fetish, wanting a mommygf is more than a fetish, is a crave for wanting the love and affection that your real mom never gave it to you

?

>2 minutes
more like 3 thrusts lol

he doesnt let stillwell live but just fucking annihilates her for lying to him
homelander in general is overall breddy smart and is planning longterm, rather than being a dumb brick

Yeah, crow's feet. hhnnnggg

I'm on 20mg SSRIs and would still come buckets

Fantasies are not real.
You are able to jerk off to fantasy, while despising the act in reality.
You are sane.

how the fuck is Anthony looking so much younger than in the fucking pilot of Banshee lads?

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their feet

so rape porn is okay?

dropped

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Black Noir is super cute and cool in this show.

black noir is played by a black man
but him drinking through a straw, being ignored by the caterer, and playing an upbeat tune on a piano was srsly adorable

you aren't really making me more interested in watching, it just sounds like a different pile of shit

>sucking finger

Disgusting

Fingers only taste salt and dirt and has most bacteria than any other body part

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His costume is lame.

well depends what youre looking for
the comic is edgy shit
the series is less edgy shit but watchable and overall enjoyable
plus its not that long

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>the comic is edgy shit
you've never read the comic

You're lame. Shut the fuck up dude.

seriously though. I loved sex scenes when I was a teen now I'm legit sick and tired of them

Have sex and you'll know

Virgin

when they say those two magic words

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It literally looks like a diving suit, hockey pads and a snowboard helmet that you can all buy for 50 bucks.

yeah so long as you don't rape IRL

not everyone really understands this though, so maybe keep it under your hat

better than his costume in the comics

Black Noir is a clone of Homelander, you're welcome

I'm a natural sub but for the man I love I'd be willing to switch sometimes (like 70/30 ratio). Would that be enough for you?

A cute and cool diving suit, hockey pads and a snowboard helmet that you can all buy for 50 bucks.

Cause mommy milkers gibs

By this point any woman who's willing to make concessions and not get their way all the time in any relationship would be a nice change of pace

Thots are a dime a dozen and worthless, but mommy gfs are unicorns

>couldn't he bang every 11/10 on earth? Why is he so dependent on this old single mom?
He probably does but that doesn’t give him what he’s looking for

because of dude weed lmao guy redditors.

You did it. You said the words.

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the comic wasn't shit because it was edgy the comic was shit because it became abundantly clear that ennis wasn't sure how to wrap it up, one of the few things in the comic ending that felt right was Stillwell and VA coming out of the shitstorm relatively scot-free. clearly they're going to go for something else entirely but I doubt it will be worth the time to bother with if they just dropped one of the better elements. though with that in mind i doubt will be true in the show because if so then all of this stillwell mommy play makes even less sense

can't they kill homelander the same way they did with invisible man?

Homelander is indestructible inside and out, a la Superman

If you ever get to smash a hymen that's exactly what it's like. You honestly can't help it.

user, I...

Actually I know a lot of girls who would. Most my girl friends would.

What? Never had sex?

kek that's not what happened at all
have sex

They say they would, sure. And when they say they would they're usually picturing making concessions for a man who looks like Chris Hemsworth and not your usual everyday schmuck who doesn't deserve them at their best because he can't handle them at their worst.

Seek viagra

robin was fucking ugly

If I'm with a man it means I'm attracted to him no matter what. I wouldn't be with someone who didn't turn me on. But i'm a 23yo virgin so what do I I know

It's the only scene I thought was shit.

It's because Elizabeth Shue didn't want to get her tits out for the scene.

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Why not just cover her tits using a different angle?

who is the father of the baby anyway?

Porn isnt real life my guy

Her, for not finding a way to kill or permanently neutralize him the second she realized he might potentially be a danger. Their whole dynamic is just hamfisted allegory for the shortsightedness and constant stopgaps of corporate greed and it was really just annoying.

She's gonna leave you if she thinks she can do better. Or at least cheat. Or at the very least, make your life miserable. You gotta make her think she can't do better. There are positive and less positive ways of doing that.

But what do I know. My girls all cheated on me. Last one was a cutter with severe mental problems related to her family. I helped her get through it, then after she'd gotten all better and changed her style from depressed self-harming emochick to a normal girl, she cheated because I didn't want kids. Oh well. Guess that'll teach me a lesson.

No wonder Hughie got over her in less than a week.

I don't know. They probably talked over different ways of doing it and needed him to suck something visually, so they went with the fingers.

Shitty of her.

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Thanks for the share, doubles getter.

His entire character is just to imply that if you don't grow up with a mommy you'll be an evil sociopathic murderer.

I really miss Banshee, glad the guy is finally getting the praise he deserves.

>Harvard educated
>Still a hotty at almost 56

How is she so perfect?

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Nah, they've already bungled that angle. I'm betting he takes the mask off next season and its a woman, or something equally silly and pointless.

Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

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If you were actually a woman it would be. But if you are a woman you wouldn't be posting here so go larp somewhere else, bud.

youtube.com/watch?v=qb7ksNMvj0U

Because until Stillwell sat on his weenie, he was a total virgin. Guarantee he never actually had sex with Butcher's wife and that the kid is a clone she was conned into raising as a failsafe for when Homelander goes really off the rails.

new cobra kai season with her when

>harvard educated
This only matters if she went for something other than some asinine art degree or women's studies.

Hopefully the next one

>date crazy people
>surprised when they do crazy shit

lol.

>virgin
He was dating Wonder Woman, though.

>go to highschool today
>everyone is obese and the school is full of sweet soda machines.

Better to be a minute man than having an ED. Eat some fast carbs before session so you have the energy and can recharge for 2-3 goes.

>go to highschool today
>get shot

>implying its better to grow into a scooter driving obese lardass than die tragically in a school shooting and have a monument erected in your honor.

She was homely, but she was getting a degree so Hughie could become a stay-at-home dad for their 10 kids.

>my sweet boy
Hnnnnnng

DAMN Elizabeth Shue looks that old?

>Her, for not finding a way to kill or permanently neutralize him the second she realized he might potentially be a danger.
Unless she had a time-machine that she used to to back in time and give 5-year old Homelander milkies, then there was literally nothing she could do. She was probably in middle school when the supe project started and homelander was being grown in a lab.

You've fucked girls your own age and got bored, you've masturbated to non milf porn and you got bored. You're welcome.

MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!
MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!
REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!
I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!
GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!
GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!
UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!
I'M CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!
UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!
I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!

what the fuck do you think she was doing with his wife and son? She wanted to raise his son away from him and have him kill and supplant Homelanders position.

because she is the only women in the world who has some degree of power to boss him around
not much but she's the only one in the whole world
it's probably the only feeling of vulnerability he experiences he experiences

This is LITERALLY all I want out of life, and the fact that it will never happen has solidified my decision to end my life.

anyone else got to the point where they're too bitter to want stuff like this anymore

the writers for not getting that his cum would shot out her back

>I'm afraid that's gonna be me if I ever have sex. hell I might cum just from seeing a naked woman.
In reality it doesn't work like that, at least for me it didn't, the very first time my dick was near a woman's vagina I couldn't even get it up due to nerves, then the next opportunity I was rock hard and fucked her for 2 hours on and off and couldn't cum.

It took a while to find a position I could actually get the right sensation from since I'd spent so many years squeezing my dick and knew the particular way to touch it.

Now an asshole, THAT will make you cum in 2 minutes, it's like a fucking vice around your dick.

>it's like a fucking vice around your dick.

tell me more, is it better than fucking pussy?

I think assholes are disgusting, what i'm missing exactly?

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Nothing. It's fun because its disgusting.
It's different, both are good.

Wait, isn't he superman? How is he getting hurt?

literally plebbit: the character

you're mistaking this for The Pro

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god damn that's some good shit

I love this man

whoops wrong image

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>He was dating Wonder Woman
Who's a dyke.

>no mommy milf gf at 25
fuck this gay earth

>ennis
>not making edgy shit
you've never read the comic

Honestly I prefer fucking an asshole than a cunt now, but you need lube otherwise it fucking hurts your dick especially if you have a fat bellend

That's part of the appeal, a girl who lets you do something as disgusting as fuck her asshole is a real keeper, and personally I think asshole are strangely cute to look at when you're plowing a chick from behind, I love spreading them and playing with them. I wouldn't put my tongue near it though.

Are there women who like that kind of stuff in real life? Where could I find one? I want dommy mommy.

Btw, whats the name of that milf and what episode is that from?

gill rape made me legitimately uncomfortable

like i had a knot in my stomach and couldn't sit still

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>Are there women who like that kind of stuff in real life?

no lol are you serious

bi
she was dating homelander too

same here brother

Probably because the suits told her to, she hates Homelander. She's a dyke.

>Are there women who like that kind of stuff in real life?
No. But fortunately women are big into money, so you could pay one to pretend to be.

How to explain this scenario to MILF prostitute? Would it be too cringe to show video?

I wish my mother wasnt dead.

She hates Homelander because she saw what he was really like when they were dating.

heh I'm remembering Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex by Larry Niven. And Hancock did something equivalent.

would a overdose of v-juice kill him?

I'm sure most prostitutes have been through some pretty hardcore shit.

it's not edgy if it's supposed to be funny

Yes it is

why did you repeat what you said what you said?

kinda like you did you did?

It is seriously the most disgusting and uncomfortable scene in the entire fucking show

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t.

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