Manchester City vs Atletico Madrid game thread #2

There are 92.57% chances this ends 0-0

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would you gorge yourself on food to become a millionaire?

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this
plastic club > anti football
unironically

tikitakabros...

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Keep seething trannies Cholo Simeone will win this match, and there's nothing you can do about it

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2 steps ahead

>bringing on Sterling in the CL EVER AGAIN
What's going on in his bald head?

Why is the stadium half-empty?

>Nottingham forest have two European cups
>These have neither

Griezmann, more like GRILLEDman

Steve is dangerously based

OH MY GOD SOMETHING ALMOST HAPPENED

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greaseman is shit

The absolute state of Greaseman

I need me an British girlfriend right now. One with big boobs

why is this so boring bros? I'm watching pre season baseball instead

Greaseman did well there

What did Pep buy Gabriel Jesus for

>cunny
yes please
>anime
no thank you

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Cross that faggot, Felix was ahead

>Llorente
Man these Shitty cucks are SO lucky

Week in week out in champions league I am sick of all the Atleti bashers! Its your refusal to appreciate and understand their work ethic and their genius tactics. Simeone is a mastermind who has a squad ready to die for him!

For fresh boypucci to smash

Bros, how do I get a gf like her ???

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Atleti had 2 big chances while city had 0

it's over

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How is that a foul????

How many times has KDB been dispossessed so far kek
He does not try to help my confirmation bias

At best supersub bc he doesn't fit the system. Good player needs to transfer.

>Hey we can't play the game for shit but we can just play really physical and look for the boundaries of all the rules, it would be very "based" as my friends would say.

remember to thank your nearest British person for inventing football, the beautiful English language, and all the onset inventions that came from our stunning Isles that allow you to watch this game tonight.

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great post

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atleticodemadrid.com/haztesocio2122/precios.html

>theres people who pay 800 Euros for 6 months to watch Simeone parking the bus
I hope Atletico never wins a CL ever for being faggots

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THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP

If it was so easy to 'sit back, defend and grab a winner on the counter' every team would be able to pull it off and City wouldn't be sat top of the Prem. Time people started to appreciate how much skill it takes to play like Atletico!

jebac cie ty kurwo

What?

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te meo

Every one of those euros is money well spent as they are ready to die for el Diego

>taking credit for scottish accomplishments
quintessential english behavior

based oblak

lads I have been shitting yellowish for a while now. is it bad?

Shartcester poopity

dead serious this fat fuck is my inspiration to lift and stop smoking weed

woah nice one Oblak

This is why I would be Madridista if I lived in Madrid. At least enjoy the team winning from time to time

>Slovenian goalkeeping

Atleti are the Spartans of world football

link please

I love it

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it's scottish

>tfw chose to watch this over Liverpool game

Absolute state of me just heem me

Why stop smoking?

>sterlel

cunny is the only good thing to come out of fate

excuse me lad are you speaking Scottish right now? Didn't think so. I'll let this bout it foolishness go unpunished for now, but I shan't be as forgiving the next time.

for me, it's Racing Club de Madrid

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>sterlel

haaland would have scored there

The entire world?

>epl is slipping
>can't beat pathetico at home

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you chose the game where the team that goes through isn't decided yet

>Football come from the Soule a sport invented in France
>English language comes from the French language
>Camera has been invented by a Frenchman

how long is it going to take you to get banned and go back to shami

>sleling

Harry Kane would have scored there

based lad

U149 anime soon friend.

How good does tight cunny feel compared to roasties?

I can't stop getting aroused by Kuro

weed gives me munches and makes me hallucinate 1 in 20ish times

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harry kane is a midfielder

thank you lads love footy

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anime degenerates belong in mass graves.

Boring

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:baw:

This is some 4D shit from Simeone. Not even trying to score sam Fokkin' goals.

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He would still score if he was in that position.

finally something an anglo said I can agree with

>grizzi out
*turns off the stream*

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He's aiming for a 1-0 at home

>1 HOUR OF PLAYING TIME
>0-0
SEMEN SLURPING SPORT
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ToT

no I'm saying that haaland would have made a run onto the end of sterlings ball
kane doesn't have the pace any more

>cunha
uohhhhhhhhhh

excellent post.

ow do i be as fachero as de paul

simpeone masterclasssss

>griezmann out
>his team concedes

many such cases

was about to report but then i realized it was censored

Is he called Matheus Cunny?

Oh I see now

Poop scared to make a move

Man soccer can be really boring.

Bro please, I'm trying to change my ways

>t. putin

this game needs more ngubus

So.. this is the super elite europan football? What a joke it fuckint sucks

thank god City have a £100m creative midfielder on the bench

Animetards shitting up the thread yet again

Come on De Paul, score some fucking goals

Remember, everytime you post an anime pic several people seethe behind their screen to the point they feel the need to post about it

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have an unrelenting desire of having sex with Messi and do everything you can to achieve that

>uhhhhh uhhhhh waaaaaah Atletico sit back and don't do le attacking
>meanwhile Pep and his team of crabs intent on playing sideways football for an hour and a half

el cholo goes beyond that, his dream football tie would be 0-0 away, 0-0 at home and win in penalties.

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if Americans find normal games of football boring, what must they think of pep ball vs wall ball?

Why the fuck is Sterling on the field in an important game?

Luv anime simple as

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truly vile

City will win this tie
At least Benfica nicked a goal

>lapoop

@119116372
kys

It's our thread, our board, and our website

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KWABs

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SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP

that's so silly lol

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You will never be a real Spaniard
You have no Spanish roots, you have no Spanish accent, you have no Spanish ethnicity. You are a French-Basque man twisted by butthurt and anger into a crude mockery of Football's perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back Spaniards mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “fans” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
French people are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed French to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Basques who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a French. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a Spaniard guy watch your games with la Roja, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets to watch you horrible defending abilities.
You will never win international trophies. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll make an announcement to Marca, speak up with broken Spanish, start talking, and announce your retirement from la Roja. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll sell your jerseys on Amazon and eBay with a with your name on it, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a French is buried there. Your career will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy are couple YouTube videos seeing a Frenchman in a Spanish Jersey.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

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>shinobu
So fucking based

Gods how can a bat be so cute

Luv Shinobu simple as

Where do I find girl over 18 who have this kind of pussy?

my boys pfodez and jgrealz are about to enter the stage

>JUST EAT
literally Jerry Smith tier ad

Oh you want goals? Too bad goals broken

>lapoop

Done?

just fucking shoot honestly

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is felix the budget havertz?

>comes to a site founded by anime loving autistic faggot
>complains about anime and its autistic lovers
do they really?

Grealish, Foden, and Jesus coming on.

Perro mierda

he's the poundland mount

Atletico will play exactly the same way in 2nd leg to hope to win on penals, right?

Ukranian appeal? Fuck off, the cunts in this country have almost doubled my electricity and gas bill

grealish would guarantee 0 goals

ERA

>sub out passing sideways manlet clone
>put in another sideways passing manlet clone

Poundland Fabio Silva

>diveling

NO ERA

no era

Sterling should have been sent off for diving too much already

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

ERA FUCKING PENAL

>budget

so this is the power of the team that ranks first in the EPL

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clean doggo

>plastic club
>silent crowd
imagine my shock

>sterling

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based ref not giving sterlel a penalty

they are almost all post-moot channers

>no yellow for sterling

based

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NÃO ERA

Based

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Why do English players dive so much?

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Sterling diving

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>starting to get better from le covid
>watch this game
>feel like dying
thanks simpeone

sterling looks even more gay diving than running. Must love being tossed around by bigger men

my boy jgrealz will surely win this tie for man city
100m pounds of talent

>dives

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how many times does this fag need to dive to get a yellow i swear they used to book you for it

sterling looks like a burnt chicken wing haha

i was really scared watching this

Why would anyone seethe about an anime picture on a forum dedicated to discussing anime?

how can Sterling be such a shitty diver and no one does anything about it, if a brazilian player did this he will get shamed all his carrer

fucking finally an offensive change

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diving cunt

can't watch, is it disgusting?

the english have no shame

Without using google, how many times have Athletico shot on target?

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uooooh rokishi

so sterling doesn't even try to get the ball, he just falls down when it's near him?

literally neymar without the skill

jack greasy is in

>tfw no De Paul boyfriend

sterling gay af

Sim era

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>can't score
>keep diving
is this the pinnacle of english footy

>fagden

>stirling
fuck off

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city has such squad flex it's unreal

What happens in Bermuda?

Julian alvarez ya llevaria un hat trick y guardiola se estria sobando la pelada mientras eyacula

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DIVING ENGLISH CUNTS

welp

Once? That Llorente shot

Fuck

*dives*

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BASED KEV

no, doggo using it to scratch his body

Sterling is the least likeable person in football

GOL

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mahrez off
good night bros

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haha Faglish crunched immediately

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ITS CAMING HOME

FUCKING FINALLY
FUCK CHOLO

It's over park the bus bros

KYS weeb

1 (one)

LMAO

GAAAAAAL

SIMEONE EXPOSED

>CHOLO
>H
>O
>L
>O

DEATH TO BUS PARKERS

cunny spotted
post her

well shit

give me one reason why pfodez isn't elite

gg ez

>nutmegged

Der Braune!
>Der Braune
Der Braune!

Clear pen

Oh no no no pathetico bros...

muslims having ucl this year too

lmfao

okay i'm going to watch, I'm trusting you frog-bro

HOLD THE ANIME BOYS SOMETHING HAPPENED

based kevin

>pathetico

Let's GGGOOOOOOOOOOOP!

Good, serves you right bus parking cunts

DER BRAUNE

Get fucked pathetico

About fucking time.

>get water
>something actually happens

>pfodz in
>city score
hmmmmm

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A Atletico player had to kneel after today.

Why would you sub off Griezmann?

nutmeg assist from the goat

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...

>yes, we will sit back for 90 minutes and invite pressure
>that will win us the game

Truly a tactical masterclass

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my bad kek

BASED
BUS PARKING FAGGOTS LOSE

>Water?
Fucking faggot

>Pathetico
How is this boring team fucking 3rd in the leliga?

Boooooooooo

Bruh
>Sterling leaves
>MC scores
LoL

foden is very good

Get fucked Spaniards. Your team sucks

HAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA, TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING CAGÓN FRAUD

Que grande que sos Foden

deserved

bias/xenophobia
like if english fans throw trash and point lasers to denmark players no one says anything, but if some chicanolards born and raised in the usa do the same to players from a meme island at a murrishart stadium, the neckbeards want to nuke our country

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>Julián and foden
Might be a Kino duo

>Water
I thought you lot were allergic to water.

*all

that was lovely

heh... my boy pfodz...

all those disgusting algerian flags

how in fuck do you do that so fast??

I thought oblak was good?

>1st post I see by a dutch flag
lol

>simeone

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so many spankings tonight

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I thought he was decent too, surprised he came off
Tbh everyone knows Atletico are shit this year
If anything it's surprising City haven't broken them down quicker
They have literally offered nothing this game

Beautiful.

Robbing city of a clear pen riled them up

keep putting 11 behind the ball, pecho frio de mierda

Requesting a webm of that sped up reply.

>comes out of the woodwork when his team starts winning

alright boys, back to the anime

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Yes fuck these defensive, anti football cunts