3 tickets to the latest slow burn bone chilling character development driven jumpscare free atmosphericAA24 horror film...

>3 tickets to the latest slow burn bone chilling character development driven jumpscare free atmosphericAA24 horror film please!

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Why don't you just call the movie by name, Sir? This post of mine will be quoted in greentext, with an onions wojak image attached, to imply that my opinion is the result of a low testosterone level.

Best I can do is a ticket to Chuck’s

This post of mine will be quoted in greentext, with a chad image attached, to imply that my opinion is the result of a high testosterone level

how do you evade bans so quickly

>This post of mine will be quoted in greentext, with a chad image attached, to imply that my opinion is the result of a high testosterone level
>Best I can do is a ticket to Chuck’s

>Why don't you just call the movie by name, Sir? This post of mine will be quoted in greentext, with an onions wojak image attached, to imply that my opinion is the result of a low testosterone level.

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>3 tickets
look at mr popular over here

>how do you evade bans so quickly

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can you tell me?

>can you tell me?
tickets
>look at mr popular over here

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>One for me and one for me wife and her boyfriend

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Turn airplane mode on and off and delete cookies.

>Turn airplane mode on and off and delete cookies.

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Never seen that one before. Got any more?

i don't use a phone

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>i don't use a phone

>Never seen that one before. Got any more?

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W... was that a jumpscare? In my atmospheric slow burn character development horror kino?

You know, I’m actually okay with that. Variety is the spice of life, and what really matters is the director’s vision.

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FUCK OFF

It's actually pretty funny when he quotes everything, not just soi-tier sentences.
Please, oh, please quote me kind Sir! You win the internet today!

He posted a super cute one of a soi face + reddit body recently. Wish I'd saved it.

These threads have low key become the worst on the entire board.

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best threads on/tv/

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Jumpscares are fine. Jumpscares that turn out to be nothing are just cheap. A prime example is character A looking intently at something, the music builds, another character B suddenly walks in the room, scaring character A. Turns out to be nothing. Cheap. Leads to nothing. Soulless. Dishonest. What memewords am I missing? Now, a sudden departure into actual danger that makes you jump, that I'm down for. But zoomers who make these threads will never have the patrician taste to recognize even as unsubtle of a difference as there is between these two concepts. If it makes you jump, it's a Jumpscare, right?

cringe

>Now, a sudden departure into actual danger that makes you jump, that I'm down for. But zoomers who make these threads will never have the patrician taste to recognize even as unsubtle of a difference as there is between these two concepts. If it makes you jump, it's a Jumpscare, right?

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Christ your pathetic. The amount of time and energy you spend making these threads, and the payoff you get from them....


What's even more pathetic is that I understand what you get out of it and I'm a little jealous of your success.

You sound upset.

Before or after getting banned?

fucking BASED, thanks

lmao

Cute! A cute!

WHEN I SAY FUCK, YOU SAY NIGGERS

FUCK

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NIGGERS!

>paying for media

So The VVitch, Hereditary and The Babadook then?