Heem

>that slight chubbiness

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pretty girls are futureless

nah she cute and seems like a good wife

A normal healthy woman is supposed to have a bit of fat on them

great another thinly veiled mma thread

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One more run at the strap Conorbros

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conor would roll usman and smoke him

>youtube.com/watch?v=cvZVn9StH-M
Oh no. She's starting to get that Jet Li pit face and she lobbed off the funbags. I am very disappointed in her fight iq.

Usman has fallen in love with his hands so I can see him being delusional enough to stand with Conor and getting KO'd in under a minute Aldo style

Paddyfags... He's got one more weight loss in him, then he's finished if he goes back to fat. His body is going to stop cooperating correctly. He only stops eating during training camp, where he has to starve and overcompensate on cardio for the short amount of time he has. Sure, PED's help, but that last fight he looked like all his gains were lost (compared to his first UFC fight).

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hehe

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He is probably over 190 by now, a few months ago he said he was 184 i think.

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>still no Khamzat in heembedded

He's dying from the weight cut

So this is how he's securing the W on his return.

>I've given it so many chances because I'm a Colby fan
what a fucking loser lmao you think he actually drinks that sugary syrup garbage? they pay him to trick dipshits like you into drinking it

how often do you masturbate /heem/?

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cool it with the hate superpoof bang goes hard

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how does gooby still have stans despite him being flushed for over half a decade now

at least twice per day for the last 17 years

people raised in a single-parent household
fanboys gonna fanboy

>stans

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high test klaus, i kneel

KEK

El Lechero

is bang energy any good? they don't sell it here

What's your record number in a day

Usually twice a day but im on no fap right now so only once a week

You guys think yan is gonna pull it off?

purple guava pear is the only one I like

Pull off aljos panties and Heem his bussy? Yeah b

>HEEMVIOUS
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If I may have a moment of your time, I have a serous question for my fellow heemsters: wen gooby. Thank you all in advance and have a nice day.

Still smaller than Tibau

mirror.co.uk/sport/other-sports/mma/conor-mcgregor-ufc-wwe-fight-26640765

>Conor McGregor told the only way he can ever win another fight is if he joins WWE

genuinely the worst energy drink i've ever had. consistency is syrupy and it tastes cheap and chalky almost. shit is so fucking sweet

AljaGOD is gonna kill the evil russian midget

liquid crack nectar of the gods

no fap is completely made up pseudoscience, does literally nothing

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Had it once and got diarrhea. Taste was nasty

some people aren’t born with the mesmerism gene

thats not true
its pretty good at giving you prostate cancer

taste meh
effectiveness very

just have sex b

i know but i want to test myself b
and i have been watching too much porn

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why are people so "impressed" by conor getting bigger? he literally just sat on his ass and ate probably while recovering from his injury. with the help of special serum, he's just bloatmaxxing. his cardio is gonna be ten times worse than before. he's probably just banking on a first round ko for whoever he fights next.

based porn addictchad

havent jacked off since september 2020

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Not wrong I guess

cope

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I hope Zombie wins

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lol its the only way he is getting another belt

>trying to put down man's efforts of bettering himself
begone dirty jews!

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next they're gonna say circumcision is good since it's intent was to curb masturbation... oh wait. if you say porn addiction is bad for you... sure, but masturbation is healthy if you don't become a coomer.

>wall 'n' stall in a street fight

why dude..

There's no point in masturbating. Just have sex.