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based wolfpacker

enough semantics bud, nobodies buying what you're selling

Cope, only Johnny Hockey is the twink of the team.

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Go Bruins!

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you will never be happy, and you will never be with a woman

you will never be happy, you will never be with a woman. as soon as any woman sees your unironic shit brain personality you adopted from /pol/ they will high tail it out of your house immediately. you will never have real friends, they think youre too obsessed with troons and jews to actually have a real conversation with. instead you will be stuck with the other NN's who are just as insecure as you and will end up projecting their insecuries onto you as do you them. you wont ever be able to reintegrate back into society purely because of your constant seething about black people and troons. soon it will be too much to bear with you having zero friends and your only social interaction being from Yea Forums or youtube comments, you will end up 41%'ing and your family will be terribly depressed that you died being a cancer wojak instead of living longer than them. you have a weak weak mind easily on display considering your constant regurgitation of the same insults over and over. its whatever. keep coping, tranners will forever live rent free in your mind and thats hilarious to me, i know youre seething just reading this and will feel the same instant burst of anger whenever you see another tranner online so ill just save you the embarrassment and see myself out.

This franchise is a moral abomination, a scourge. We must act.

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could you say it needs to be.....burned?

God, what I would give to look like any one of those players

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it's wild it even got that bad

>getzbald to retire
never drew a dime

Hopefully that punk zegras isn’t the new captain

ho/ck/ey thread?

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Kessel should be a first ballot HHOF. he was awesome.

Anime ducks

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sutter looks like the kid they bully in the showers after the game

Maybe now >we can finally get a good leader as a captain. One who doesn't get lazy being up 1-0 or with a 2-3 series lead and who doesn't start chimping out like pk when things don't go his way.

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Getzlaf is white Ryan Reaves in the worst possible way. Hope his fucking spine breaks soon

greatest Calgary Hitmen of all-time.

>olives

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Hiring a hitman against Gary soon if he doesn’t sort this shit out

Why is Nylander the only nigga on the laffs who performs in the playoffs?

did he ever meet davey boy smith

>Laffs
>perform in the playoffs

ducks have had the worst jersey history in the NHL
>disney logo
>"mighty ducks of anaheim" may be the faggiest name for a sports team
>purple
>that one year where they had a 2nd home and a 2nd away for no reason and it looked ugly as fuck
>weird wordmark 3rd
>logo change is this weird wordmark in black and orange? were they trying to go for the halloween audience?
>that weird middle stripe
>those awful letters
>jersey change looks even worse, has the weird reebok piping
>never change it
>add a puke orange third with the disney logo

she got that cock mongler face

Gary is omniscient, we cannot stop him

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Analslime?

anal home
anaheim translated is angel home

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Gary actually doing the unthinkable these forthcoming playoffs

Analslime really needs to go back to their GOAT original jerseys

Leafs are finally winning. I can’t wait to see the look on everyone face when the leafs finally win

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Don't jinx it man

because everyone is forced to stopping the big three on the leafs, and toronto's depth is doodoo every time

lets see if they play better these playoffs.

hahahah no but a Canadian team will win this year

I got you Cole. This is you if you joined the Flames.

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the leafs were all depth last year
spezza and kerfoot were 2 and 3 on the points list in their playoff

true but not the one you think

But for now you are a Canadien.

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I'm not thinking about the Oilels

youtu.be/ZZXscnnVlWI

nono, flames oilers nor laffs won't win the cup this year

cope

He has so many kitties

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you should be happy a canadian team is winning, even if it's not yours

flames and leafs are battling it out in the cup finals

They’re called the leafs buddy boy

why? i hate them

McDavid will get a cup before Matthews

just not this year

No. I want my team to win the cup first. If any other team gets one before mine, I will be beyond distraught.

All their best players except Nylander were below a point per game, they suck

imagine spending your entire life dreaming of one day seeing >your >team win a cup lmao lmao
kwab

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the oilers are a bigger joke than the leafs by a long shot. imagine never making the playoffs with the next crosby and his 50 goal scoring sidekick, in an atrociously shit division after being handed so many 1st round picks they had to change the rules. and when they do make the playoffs they get swept by the JETS. mcsecondaryassist is a fraudulent fraudster.

its about the journey not the destination

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My dream was that I would be the one to score the game 7 winning goal in quadruple OT but now I am just a spectator on gary's grand journey.

I did that in NHL 19 it was pretty good feeling. Made me the captain next season

Matthews is better than them both

Or in Edmonton.

was it for our sennies

end of an era

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my boy Marnerjeet on full blast today

Getzlaf walked so pelech could run

yea

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haha funny bald joke

every chel after nhl 04 sucked

unlock it