The Witcher is the show we are all secretly looking forward to. You may not admit it because the casting sucks ass, but you know—deep down —that you are curious about it and will definitely watch it. Even if just to see /our guy/, Henry Cavill, play Geralt.
Even if the other casting sucks, can Geralt and Cera (Freya Allan) carry the show? Can he be a convincing father-figure to her?
I will give it a try and if they didn’t show some subtle sexual tension between geralt and ciri i’ll quit watching it.
I can't wait to shitpost about this dumpster fire
user we both know NPCs are going to eat this shit up
I haven't read the books. Who is Cera?
This
>Even if the other casting sucks, can Geralt and Cera (Freya Allan) carry the show?
Doubtful. Cavill is already miscast himself. I knew when I saw who they cast as Istredd that they had gone completely off the rails. It honestly gave me a good laugh because it legitimately read like a joke.
what level of chad is this?
I assume he's either phoneposting or just oddly extremely used to talking about Michael Cera, but he meant Ciri.
>extremely used to talking about Michael Cera
Funnier than it should be.
I hope it is great because Cavill is one of us! He is z bro that played through the Witcher 3 several times. Ivhope he lives happily and dies drowning in pussy juice. God, I want to be him.
I will watch it for /ourchad/ Henry. and I'm mostly in it for his nude scenes ;)
I did mean Ciri, but doesn’t everyone phone post? Also, is it gay that I want to see Henry’s dick?
>General
Kill yourself redditfag
>I'm mostly in it for his nude scenes ;)
Same, though I'll wait for the webms to be posted here. No homo
>God, I want him to be in me
>can Geralt and Cera (Freya Allan) carry the show?
No, Henry is an awful actor and Freya is too old.
It's explicitly a father-daughter relationship. Don't get confused by the Witcher 3 turning Ciri into a hot girl in her 20s, she's supposed to be an annoying snot-nosed kid
There is absolutely NO way Henry Cavill has not been fucking that girl cross-eyed. It is so glaringly obvious. IF you've had sex and you look at that body language you just KNOW.
>fucking that girl cross-eyed
Just like in my Japanese animes!
is this what the avg bong looks like?
Like in the tutorial ey
Why the fuck this trainwreck of a show is even shilled here.
It's not a wreck yet, it haven't even left the station.
Imagine his hulking muscular form pumping into her frail and delicate body. Pounding her barely legal cunny with rapid strokes of his overdeveloped thighs and buttocks. Squeezing her fragile throat just enough for a gasp but not enough to damage her. She cradles under his giant form..his tree trunk cock splitting her in two...and she realizes no other man will ever match up to her first as he shoots super sperm into her womb and he yells out "marrthaaa!"
Me in the back on right
Jenny Klein seems borderline normal.
>as he shoots super sperm into her womb and he yells out "marrthaaa!"
>Jenny Klein seems borderline normal.
>Jenny Klein
>Klein
>Didnt play the games.
>Didnt read the books.
Why are you implying I will watch it?
i'll watch it without giving netflix money. if I see too many niggers i'm just gonna replay witcher 3
A radfem
>and he yells out "marrthaaa!"
i don't get the martha reference?
I want to drain his fucking balls
>didn't watch BvS
I don't blame you, honestly/
How come she looks back at him. Are his Chad powers that strong ?
I think is the contrary, they haven't have sex but theres a "spark" between them thats why this girl reacted that way
Kek
Based. Me too. No homo. Just appreciate a good looking dude.
at this point, i doubt it, we all want to see that giga hang dong
he is pumping that young lady
>The Witcher is the show we are all secretly looking forward to
The moment showrunner dropped the bomb that she is going to ''americanize'' slavic spirit of the books because muh racism in USA I stopped looking forward to it but instead became disgusted. Sure, I will download form the ptb as to not feed this shit company with extra views and watch it to see for myself how they butchered our heirloom. No matter how good it will be, they already dropped the ball with castng.
Oh my fucking gawd, this can not be unseen...
Why the fuck is Netflix killing off their own subscribers, my wife won’t even watch the shit i there anymore.
The fact that they casted Cavill means they know what they are doing.
They said it wont be like the games. So imagine if the show ends up just being about him having filthy naughty affair with his daughter, just endless fucking and grunting and cumming and breeding, just pure hot raw incestuous kino, just sweaty slippery desperate humping in secret where no one can hear the moans and cries of ecstasy an carnal pleasure enhanced by the utter wrongness of it all, the wild animal instinct, knowing they could get caught and punished for the sin at any moment, clinging to each other's bodies knowing each moment could be the last and savoring each and every bit of aching swelling throbbing sexual bliss, haha wouldn't that be something
she and mbb can't hide their thirst
>they know what they are doing.
Soap opera for women?
He's the only great thing so far, along with Freya. Everything else is meh.
Bruh.
Giga
>I think is the contrary, they haven't have sex but theres a "spark" between them
She obviously wants his dick, but there's no spark. Cavill wouldn't bang a minor, a guy as handsome as him does NOT want to wind up in the same cell block as Jeffrey Epstein.
It's not like they searched him out, he apparently was on to the producers nearly ever day desperately wanting the role.
>and he yells out “marrthaaa!”
Got me good
>follows them both
Based
Didnt he dated younger girls?? He also liked working with millie.
age of consent in the UK is 16. that means he can legally bang freya. he already dated a 19 year old last year