/nba/ White Dawg edition

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>mfw my wizzies gon get Chet

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>fat crybaby
>dawg

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>mfw my grizzies gon get Zion

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that dude in the other thread legitimately must have a whole luka-lowlights folder LOL now thats a DAWG poster

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first good op in a while desu

>Error: You must wait 2 minutes 21 seconds before posting a duplicate image.
Bullshit

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for me, it's DawgRozan

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>Lukacels posting reddit tier fancams

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I grew up on the crime side the new york times side stayin alive was no jive

Reposting this because my dumb ass posted it right at the end of the general /nba/'s pick for Most Improved this year?

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OH NO NO NO NO

DAWG media is going with DEGOAT DEJORDAN for most improved DAWG

anyone got the photo of stars ppg without free throws?

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so are we officially hooper media, chimney media, DAWG media or /nba/ media

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who is this retard you keel posting
I thought he was nick young at first but clearly not

all of the above, yet as a Jordan Media affiliate it pains me to be excluded from this,,,

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Why’s there a dude trying to start flame in the afternoon….. go eat a bagel bro

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it's his streamer daddy he donates money to named Dale Wilson

They're subsidiaries of /nba/ media. I work in the dawg division

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hes an old fgc meme

reggie went fucking nuclear that game

THIS IS A FUCKING VIDEO

Hooper Media division here…. We currently trying to fight the oppression of concepts such as graphs, stats, and seeding to just hoop out….

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>he thinks there's only one person on Yea Forums in 2022 posting LTG
YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF, NOW

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westbrick looked like a rookie

subsidiaries. the advanced cuckold media is here as well sadly. im the original chimney media poster... give us our respect.... carry the hell on

Funny story OK so I was watching space jam 2 and I got RANDOMLY horny. I didn’t wanna exit the movie so I just waited till the Lola scene came up. It came. I started JACKING the SHIT out my pecker. And then.. I ACCIDENTLY NUTTED TO LEBRON

The crazy thing about Lebron is he has a gay porn past. I've heard his cumshots are legendary. He once busted on some dude and said "my seed is lowkey brolic I came so hard I'm in tears bro" I also heard he likes to walk around in the locker room with his pants off. Hes Crazy.

Seems to be the front-runner, narrative-wise. Can't really argue against it either.

Respectfully, DAWG media, if we go by the set standards of the award, DeJordan has been too good for too long to qualify. MIP's are usually reserved for players who were irrelevant or third/forth options who develop, DeGoat was never that guy.

Hooper Media conference in session.

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Personally I've been working in the Jordan media division trying to fact check LeXing media and the Klutch mafia cronies. Carry the hell on...

never did like the sidekick jj reddick has in his podcast, he seems so out of touch and useless

It's time for you guys to step aside.

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You need to hire a dedicated employee to canvas against Wilt Media defamation bro… I see Wilt Media cronies talking bout Scottie this and Scottie that 24/7…

True. Did you know the free and independent and openly sourced Jordan Media platform seeks truth over profit and narratives? We are 100% transparent and audit our payrolls and incoming payments to ensure this. We also disclose prior to reporting if we have been slanted by sponsorships or payment (which is rarely since we refuse them outright)

This has lead to ensure the fact based reporting based on westSERAPHIM and his basketball ability.

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2021 :kyrie harden ad kawhi hurt, doesn’t count

2020 : Disney world, doesn't count

2019 : kd hurt, doesn't count

2018 : kd warriors, doesn't count

2017 : kd warriors, doesn't count

2016 : draymond suspended for no reason, doesn't count

2015 : no kyrie, doesn't count

2014 : spurs messed with the ac, doesn't count

2013 : ray allen legacy save, doesn't count

2012 : baby thunder, doesn't count

2011 : won by a white guy, doesn't count

2010 : lebron quit against Boston, doesn't count

2009 : won by kobe, doesn't count

2008 : kg gifted because of McHale, doesn't count

2007 : wscf was rigged, doesn't count

2006 : rigged for Miami, doesn't count

2005 : malice at the palace season, doesn't count

2004 : cassell hurt himself doing the big balls dance, doesn't count

2003 : new jersey nets aren't even a team, doesn't count

2002 : wcf rigged, doesn't count

2001 : ecf rigged, doesn't count

2000 : wack get out, doesn't count

1999 : ewing effect, doesn't count

1998 : jordan pushed off, doesn't count

1997 : malone in the finals, doesn't count

1996 : expansion diluted the league, doesn't count

1995 : jordan was rusty, doesn't count

1994 : no jordan, doesn't count

1993 : jordan and barkley were best friends, doesn't count

1992 : no magic due to aids, doesn't count

1991 : jordan couldn't win without pippen, doesn't count

1990 : won by bill lambeer, doesn't count

1989 : won by bill lambeer, doesn't count

1988 : kareem gifted free throws in game 6, doesn't count

1987 : pat riley has mob connections, doesn't count

1986 : the twin towers were buildings not basketball players, doesn't count

1985 : first use of fraudlet 2-3-2 system, doesn't count

1984 : won by 2 white guys, doesn't coubt

1983 : more like Maurice ass cheeks, doesn't count

1982 : lakers gifted magic, doesn't count

1981 : coke rockets, doesn't count

1980 : lakers gifted kareem cus wisconsin is racist, doesn't count

1979 Seattle is too rainy for the nba doesn’t count

HECKIN STATERINO'S!

HOLY SHIT!!!!!! THIS GUY SHOOTS 44% FG? THAT'S JUST AS GOOD AS JULIUS RANDLE!!!! HE'S THE GOAT!!!! WAIT WTF.... EVERY TIME I CHECK IN ON THE MAVS IT LOOKS LIKE DINWIDDIE BRUNSON AND POWELL CARRY HIM ....

You're right, maybe Morantie then...

Luka has 22 .5 PPG without free throws…. Say what you want but that is DAWG certified. CTHO….

>JULIUS RANDLE
my god this nerd has stats on speed dial

i just wouldn't build a team around luka doncic. i just fucking wouldn't

Yeah, Morant is probably the objective Most Improved. I don't think he will get votes though, because I think people already associate him with the MVP award, not the MIP. It's dumb how the narrative energy influences this crap

Just did a quick search to see what incel media is always up too and I just take advanced stats seriously when I see shit like this

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steph is pretty okay at defense at his position, which is pretty surprising and took me a while to accept but GP2 is such an overhyped retard that shouldn't be up there at all

wake me up when westJOSEPHSMITH gets his trippie dubbie tonight

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With all due respect to you both I believe you’re overlooking the DAWG rating that goes into this stat which explains GP2’s position here.

that nigga respectfully and disrespectfully rides his fathers name so hard its not even funny

>Joseph Smith
>total fraud
>Westbrick
>total fraud
It checks out

i just wanna see westbrick go off and drop 50 already. im starting to feel bad

H8 THT captcha...

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MIP this year is my boy Bruce Brown… he went from random roleplayer who only got played because the depth was atrocious to black Caruso except actually good at basketball and not just a meme since HarPoo left the team

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>The Sacramento Kings have broken a record formerly held by the Clippers, having missed the Playoffs for 16 consecutive seasons

One less shit accolade for my Clippers!

New fan here. I have picked the Boston Celtics as my team.

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you’ll get your Incel Media application form in 3-5 working days

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Fuck off. We're full

is there a stat for players that improved their stats during the last part of the season?

welcome! here's your star. embiid is the guy we constantly bully on

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>jt

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My Clippers about to put the fear of god into the league, get ready for the Playoffs because some assholes are about to get blown wide open

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WTF? fraud

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Incel Media Affiliates:
Jazz
Nuggets
Mavericks
76ers
Bucks
Celtics

LeXing Media Affiliates:
Lakers
Warriors

Dawg Media Affiliates:
Pistons
Cavaliers
Spurs
Timberwolves
Grizzlies

Hooper Media Affiliates:
Hornets
Bulls
Nets
Clippers

Phoenix Media Affiliates: (they are too prevalent and organised a media force to be a subsidiary of another brand)
Suns

Bitch Media Affiliates:
Heat