Write a short story based on this picture

Did some roastie just take a creepshot of him?

"NIGGERS could be here" he thought as he read his book, "I've never been in this building before. There could be NIGGERS anywhere." The cool air conditioning felt good against his rippling muscles. "I HATE NIGGERS" he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These played out in his head, as the $6 coffee circulated though his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of minorites in public spaces. "With a library card, you can go anywhere you want." he said to himself, out loud.

Pretty obvious it's a bible even to someone who's never read a single page of one. You pretending to be retarded?

>Chad has had aids for years and has to go through his entire sex history to call and tell them the news.

>man, i gotta let one rip but this freak is taking a picture of me while i'm reading

Damn. Already read it. I was hoping for something new and interesting

I have a copy of War and Peace that looks like that with the bookmark and everything.

kino hair. Is there anything I can do to make mine look like this?

The State and Revolution by Vladimir Lenin

kill yourself and hope you get reborn with the right genetics next time

>the bible is the only black book in existence
I guess you're not even pretending

"Niggers could be here" he thought. Ive never been in this place before. There could be niggers anywhere." The cool wind from the AC felt good through his thick hair. "I HATE NIGGERS" he thought as the $9 coffee circulated through his chad veins and washed away his (merited) fear of dark minorities. "With a book you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself out loud.

Kek based

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so obvious I almost didn't reopen the thread to check for a reply

I'll check it out regardless. Thanks.

ok this is based

100% scrugmode and based, friend. Thank you.

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>the homosexuality state of Yea Forums

>tables blocking the fire exit
Enjoy your death trap, Chad!

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why yes i do enjoy the holy scripture, how could you tell?

>tall
>handsome
>superb hair

All fucking genetics.I can lift my heart out and I'll still be a sort of good looking 5'7'' dude with receeding and thinning hair.Fuck this gay earth.

KEK

>black book with extremely thin gilded pages and gilded text embossed on the spine along with the sewn in bookmark

Yeah, the bible is virtually the only book to consistently have all these features actually. Get fucked retard.

first you need the body, otherwise you will look like fucking jimmy neutron

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>chad smart enough to sit near the emergency exits
how based can chad be? he’ll be the first one out in a public shooting

>implying it wasn't some incel freak obsessed with Chads

Chad is waiting in the airport to leave for his mission trip in Chad.

>this is what Americans consider funny

>5'7"
>receding and thinning hair
>doesn't even exercise
>sort of good looking

Kek. Shave your head and start lifting or you'll never have a chance. And once you lift enough to get normalized testosterone levels grow a beard.

Why couldn't I have been born a Chad bros...

Not that guy, and I don't see the gilded pages or gilded text on the spine (my computer might not be as nice as yours), but again, I have a copy of war and peace that looks almost just like that except it actually has gilded text on the spine and it has a sewn in bookmark. No gilded pages tho.

I shaved my head, it looks good, like McAvoy.You know beard is related to genetics right?

/fit/ is so cringe

R E N T F R E E

Egg cellent.

I wish I was a Chad that did male modeling and people wanted to be with me and liked me.

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I ask myself this question every day. It's getting harder and harder to go on.

Please delete my pic OP

>sneedposter in his natural habitat

You can always gym max and be pretend Chad

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>having a girlfriend

Get a load of this fag

I like you, user.

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I saw your post the first time user. I'm aware books with similar features exist, but I cant think of any print that has all the features I listed besides the bible.

I don't consider fags people.

Becoming a gymcel is the surest way to remain an autist. Chads go to the gym sure, but they also do social physical activity ie team sports.

Okay, but can you actually see that the pages are gilded? Hmmm? It's the only thing that would separate my copy of W&P from what you think must be the bible.

>Chad sits by himself for a moment to ponder on the book he's reading
>He thought to himself "ah yes, the cunny"
>In this moment it occurred to him that the most intelligent people in history were pedophiles
>Even Plato's Symposium had discussed the philosophy of what kind of boys we should be having sex with
>He puts down his book and walks towards the exit
>As he walks towards the sunlight, he says out loud "Its my time to shine"

Never posted on /fit/ in my life and only visited when Zyzz died. The real cringe is you beta faggots who just give up and use scapegoats to justify your pathetic complacency.

No. You will grow facial hair if you have enough t. Just start doing basic exercise and commit to it for a while. Your brain and body chemistry will handle the rest.