Why does Yea Forums like Disney mascots all of a sudden?
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The fuck did she mean by this?
they cute
I can't believe she fucked that ugly midget
is that who i think it is?
Best SW girl
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
wee little fella
Damn, that kid looks fucking weird. I just want to kick him in the chin with my steel-capped boot.
>midget
>you just know
Fuck off redditor
>why do you keep calling me Mini? My name is Rey
What’s the correct response here?
Do you think that boy masturbates thinking about Rey just like his father did by hanging on Leia?
It is a family legacy.
Why does she look infinitely better than the dumb bong who they cast as Rey?
>All of a sudden
Not for me.
Because most bitches who can pass for Rey are hot.
hey kid wanna /ss/
how to summon a Rey?
>pretend to swing lightsaber
>pretend to use force
Yea Forums only likes them because they're essentially e-thot cosplayers that are forced to talk to you.
>be 20-something
>go to Disneyland
>see female mascots
>they're qt but always approach kids
>want to get close and meet them
>too nervous
>and feel awkward trying to roleplay
>what do?
>slip her a dollar bill
>wink at her
>whisper that you know she makes minimum wage
Because they got a GREAT ASS
shills and desperate virgins
Stop shilling this nu wars filth retarded zoomer faggots.
I used to fool around with a girl who was Alice at one of the parks. She also played Merida once, and wore the minnie costume.
>shilling to a forum full of shut-in NEETS who will never go to your theme park
based retard schizo
Are you fucking retarded?
Because she's cuter than Rey.
Can’t wait to see Florida rey’s
>Yea Forums
It's 5 or less zoomers who are desperately pushing these park rey threads. Crying because they cant look at her Instagram
If someone asks a star wars character to use the force at Disneyworld, what the fuck do they do in that situation?
>retard schizo
Be less obvious shill nigger
Idk maybe dress in a costume and bow to her? She’ll have to acknowledge you right ?
Just cut your fucking throat retarded faggot
The park is open to previews but I haven’t found any pics of Rey’s yet. They’re serving more alcohol in Florida so maybe they’re not doing Rey for great of harassment?
what's her instagram again?
Kill yourself shill
What
They use the force.
Me in the back
you can't wear costumes in that place
No adults in costume allowed.
shills
hot sluts have always been working as booth babes, models at car shows. the only difference now is disney has a billion-dollar marketing budget to hype up its shitty themeparks. they are so desperate they want the neckbeard incel crowd to pay to enter, and then talk to the min-wage costumed people. any incel who steps over the line simply gets kicked out without refund.
Fuck one
Marry one
Kill one
Get friendzoned by one
Kill of any romantic fantasies walk up and shoot the shit. Most of the nervousness comes from imagining her in your bedroom. Probably not going to happen either way, but youd have a better chance when you're not nervous.
Fuck Min Wage Rey
Mary Min Wage Rey
Kill Min Wage Rey
Friendzoned by Park Rey
why didn't Luke just challenge the emperor to a dance off?
The force is in my pusy
sauce?
For me? It’s mini
>kill minimum wage rey to end her suffering
>fuck park rey because she's objectively the hottest
>marry hapa rey and make hapa babies
>get friendzoned by pure rey, she is a precious pure virgin and we must cherish and protect their chastity
Do they really make just minimum? I highly doubt that. You'd think they'd look after their performers.
>they are so desperate
This is true, the parks are bleeding millions every day.
we're talking about (((Disney))), of course she gets minimum wage.
retarded child shut the fuck up.
lol nigga haven't you heard about capitalism?
I'm not saying make them stronk and independent but give them a good entry level semi skilled factory work rate.
costumed cast members make slightly above minimum wage. however, considering the following:
>high cost of living in california
>cast members are forced to purchase food and water from disney cafeteria
>cast members are forced to purchase food and water from disney cafeteria
Wai-wha? Is everything in burgerland run like a prison?
>marry hapa (Kansas) Rey
You want Trump's sloppy seconds?
you're bullshitting
>see mini sitting by herself at lunch
What’s the right move?
employee cafeteria prices are actually really good.
she barely resembles ivanka, i doubt trump had much interest
>cast members are not compensated for the time spent to get in and out of the costume (it can take anywhere from 30 to 2 hours depending on the costume)
How can we save her?
>calls people reddit
you just know
Why does this bitch keep sneaking around and whispering shit? Is that what people took away from Rey's character?
I'll get her a job with better pay but she has to bang me every night
They arent worth shit fucking poofter
Cut your fucking throat
Please do not post pictures of my future girlfriend.
Please kill yourself
Wtf you faggots managed to dox these girls ALREADY
don't go to disneyland unless you're a kid, I guess. I would've thought that was obvious though
Actually you just can't dress up like a Disney character, so if goes dressed as itachi they can't do shit
She was tipped off the day after the rey park spammers started.
Is this one of them?
based retard getting to hug cute girls
Min Wage Rey, compare the eyebags and hairline
Her eye bags only makes her look cuter
That must be the worst job in the world. Constantly being in character and appeasing snot nosed kids and adult autists.
me in the red hat
No one is forcing the dumb cunt to be there.
me in your sisters cunt
looks more like the 2nd to me
Marry Park Rey, Fuck Park Rey and kill the inferiors. Seriously Park Rey shits on all of them.
Is it really doxing if they're on instagram?
At first I thought this was from a porn parody. I think he's faking it.
>go to follow Elaine on IG
>requested
>feel weird
>unfollow
I'd marry Park Rey too but Kansas Rey just has that look that says she fucks like a demon so I'd use that option on her.
Marry Park Rey
Fuck Hapa Rey
Kill Minimum Wage Rey
Friendzoned by Pure Rey
Is that the twink from Stranger Things?
s-sorry rini
How does one get a min wage rey gf? Asking for a friend
you kill yourself
Imagine if she’s your gf irl haha
Be Chad, same way you get any other kind of gf
Because /tv is very, very, very, very, very lonely.
Yes
I wanna cuddle with her :3
And also very, very, very, very, very horny.
More than the other reys?
Cringe inwardly and want their shift to be over already, so they can get away from all of these creepy, smelly autists.
A couple of extra bucks for college just isn't worth it.
imagine the smell
Who’s got the park Rey webm? She got the same look. You just KNOW she can destroy you in bed.
IM FEELIN LIKE A STAR
YOU CANT STOP MY SHINE
IM LOVIN CLOUD CITY
MY HEAD’S IN THE SKY
IM SOLO, IM HAN SOLO
>that awkward hug
wewwwwwww
i still dont know if all these bitches work at the same park or what? you have names for them but no explanation
this is so fucking autistic lmao
>I-I’ll suck your cock for 20 bucks...
What’s the most appropriate response here.
I think it’s probably fun with the kids that are young enough to really be fooled by it. I’m talking 10 and under. It must be fun to put some smiles on some faces. But you could say the same thing about a hooker.
>It's a zoomers think they are Yea Forums episode.
CUTE
i wanna tip her so she can buy a warm meal at the end of the month ;_;
Look at it this way - if you can do a summer putting up with stalker incels and autists in the CA heat (imagine the smell), they can put up with anything on a movie set. ANYTHING.
These aren't career jobs. They're mostly college kids. Disney doesn't expect you to last more than two seasons, at most. And they pay about as much as a retail job, so why not get an 'acting" credit on your resume, get to play with kids all day, while fending off stammering, sweating incels?
kill yourself virgin.
Loads of fun
>I’m talking 10
What kind of fucking retard kid were you?
Here's the thing though, the rule was always that character actors at the parks couldn't say in public or social media what characters they played, or have lewds. They could only say they worked at Disney, and no shots while at work or backstage. They must have loosened up the rules in the past couple of years.
when i was 7 in las vegas one of those show models that they put in the lobby kissed me.
I question that - some of the incels here are too pure for sex. They just covet women, they don't want to actually DO anything with them, just live some bizarre "traditional" fantasy where icky things like sex doesn't happen, where they'll hold hands and a baby will pop out of the closet or something.
The thought that a qt like her who could be modeling and making 1000 dollars a day but choose to make kids and man child’s day instead is so adorable lads. It hurts to know she’s eating ramen noodles every night after a 12 hour shifts. I just wanna support her bros.
the chances that she DOESN'T have a handsome, older boyfriend from a wealthy family are about a million to one
is this the one they couldn't get to do the child sacrifices so they sent her to disney world instead of the big screen
insta follows here, she doesn’t have a bf
It's more like she's a student at Long Beach State or one of the many colleges in the area, is living off student loans and mom and dad in an apartment or a dorm, and does Disney for extra cash, in a job that's more fun (most of the time) than sweating in a Starbucks serving angry Boomers.
I'd bet her whole paycheck for the summer season she enjoys her life more than you do, too. And has a boyfriend who buys her food, before going balls deep and splashing a thick one on her back.
It's not like Daisy Ridley can act, so if she ain't pretty and she ain't an actor, why was she chosen?
don't worry user once she finishes that bio chem degree she'll be making lots of $$$
reddit zoomers should be executed
This may be true for some of the park reys but mini specifically is from Texas so no family to support her here. She had a lanklet skinny jean wearing soi boi bf but she’s single now. And she only has a high school diploma and is putting off college for now.
why are you so fucking stupid user? is it your first fucking day here?
(((chosen)))
You're a fucking pathetic faggot.
no it's just another clone of the same model line
well they added much less alcohol to the test tube for this one it seems
Unironically I prefer the STRAIGHT TO MY FACE pandering of Star Wars Kinect over this faux "cinema" of the sequel trilogy
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Nigga most insta models don't go around advertising the fact that they're in relationships. For example Rachel Cooke is dating some Youtuber but she doesn't have any pics of them together on her instagram.
reddit spacing tourist kill yourself
>I'm solo
>Not the vastly superior Vader / Emperor dancing
>This dude gets it
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Every night, she has a chad cock in one of her holes, and she loves is. And it will never be yours. Ever. If you ever got within eyesight, she'd wrinkle her nose like she smelled fresh dogshit, and turn the other way. SHE WILL NEVER KNOW YOUR NAME, except maybe on a restraining order.
There s pic of her with her ex
So, in your very special little world, parents in Texas can't help fund her in college? That if a kid goes to college in another state, they're cut off from everything?
Okay! We're totally dealing with reality here! Yup!
"Single" can also mean a million things. Like, been on a couple dates, fooled around some (blowjobs aren't sex), but aren't in a committed relationship. Or she sits home at night and binges Netflix.
But it doesn't matter. None of her stalkers will ever even make it out the front door, let alone stammer out "H-h-h-hi" at her after hiding behind a pillar in Galaxy's Edge for 4 hours working up the courage to say something, and then run as fast as they can to the 'special" washroom they all seem to know about, so they can fap with lube from their bitter tears of rage and regret.
>parent still support kid after they turn 18.
How do I know you’re not American?
>Palpatine's Secret Fleet
>Whole movie to find it
>Arrive
>It turns out it's just a nightclub, and the Emperor has retired from the force to hold dance competitions
>Movie suddenly becomes Saturday night fever in space the movie
>$20 billion opening weekend guaranteed.
ugly people should demand equal rights.
>Thinks parents don't help their kids in college
How do I know you're a NEET?
Im not jealous dumb fuck. I just think you're retarded fir writing fanfiction about some theme park hole.
t. reddit
It's always redditors who accuse others of being redditors.
why arent these disney park threads deleted?
These aren't comfy parks threads, they're Rey threads
Rey is garbage
If there was no porn on the internet I would say you were right. But I think most of these guys know what they want, they just can’t get it.
Sorry to burst your bubble but there ain't nothing pure about Pure Rey. She's got the look in her eye of a closet whore; met way too many of those and I can spot them a mile away. That chick has taken enough dick to get to the moon and back.
I didn't say anything about jealousy, NEET. I was rubbing it in your ugly face that she'll never know you exist, and you'll never have a woman like her look at you with anything but disgust. You'll never have a woman like her be happy to see you walking down the street, or meet her friends and hear "Oh, you're the guy we've been hearing about!"
Jealousy, you wish it was just that. Jealousy implies you'd ever have a shot.
>I was rubbing it in your ugly face that she'll never know you exist
Why would i care kiddo? Youre the desperate fuck who keeps spamming these worthless holes.
>kiddo
Oh, you're bothered. And you're going to be angry all fucking night, because you know it's true.
>>kiddo
Yeah because judging by your posts I'm a decade+ older than you.
Judging by how you're still trying to cope, you're a blubbering, ugly incel. Which makes it worse that you're stalking young women like this. Fucking creep.
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>cope
nigger
>ugly incel
redditfag
>projection
>lame incel getting the last word
Go on, reply. You know your autism compels you.
At Denny's Tomorrow: "I really owned this guy on teevee last night!"
That's me, being you.
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>incel
reddit nigger
that's mean
Would you fucking learn to greentext, you fucking retard with a cellphone? Every fucking thread.
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It bothers you a lot doesnt it zoom zoom
she's asking them if they want to SS
.
The 2nd one is perfect.
Mini is best
Follow the Drinking Gourd, Vi! Flee to safety!
sick cunt
...
I thought you were listing song titles until I got to the last one.
MIDGE
Marry and fuck Park Rey
My guess is because Galaxy's End is empty.
Cute girls are Disney's last resource to shill effectively their theme park.
Offer a good amount of money for sexual favors
really? lmao, i'm guessing it's to "protect the character's images" or whatever?
she's already married to me bro find someone else
GET OUT LITTLE MAN
GET OUT OF MY THREAD AND GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
>ywn raise mini-rebel daughter with your Reyfu
They tell all the fans to fuck themselves. Im glad galaxys edge is a huge flop.
Do you think the Disney Actresses for Rey know you fags do this shit?
Like the fact you fucking guys know their instagrams and shit is just fucking weird lmfao
She was tipped off and blocked it.
Blocked what? Her Instagram?
It's for the better honestly, like I get most of you are just kind of having fun but there's some weird faggots on Yea Forums
There's 2 or 3 guys desperately pushing this park rey shit, its not some epic Yea Forums meme zoom zoom.
He impressher with some saber moves and she haas a mini orgasm.
This is the power of good makeup, this is why all non fat Asians look so good.
fuck off yellow fever loser
> Trump fucked her
> you're bullshitting
You think she didn't? When you have more money than God, beauty queens are passed around like party favors. Just ask Epstein.
The only reason he was caught is because he had a taste for the young shit, and got too loud doing it.
WHY THE FUCK DO THEY KEEP USING THE TFA HAIRSTYLE WITH THE TLJ COSTUME
IT'S TRIGGERING MY FUCKING AUTISM
Man, someone fucked that kids hair up. My sister did something similar when she was a kid and our mom ended up having to cut the knots off and nearly shave her head to even it out. She'd come home crying for like a month straight after that.
midge
Tlj rey went full tranny
> I'll get her a job with better pay but she has to bang me every night
- said Trump. Trust me, when you're 18, earning $20k a year and under contract to keep weight range, a billionaire can wave twice that much around and get his dick sucked.
Too bad no one in Trump Inc. won't answer her calls in the morning, but such is life.
Baileyrblessing
>long hair
>tranny
Yeah that coke bloat pig fuck face didn't help either.
That would certainly subvert my expectations
her face looked fine, incel
Whiteknighting won't get you laid, incel. She'd be more attracted to the guy who grabs her skull and insults her disgusting fat coked out appearance right there to her face before putting my hands to her throat and then squeezing until I hear bones crack.
Her face looked fine, incel
Yep pretty much this.
Best Star Wars game in many years
Once she gets that dream job, she’ll leave her wagie job at Disney and say goodbye to all those awkward retards on this board who can’t go outside to speak to her.
She cute.
I think the kid is blind
>be disney pass holder
>visit park daily because neet
>everyday get to visit mini rey
>everyday get to collect my free hug
>everyday she has to do it
>everyday with a smile
No one blows themselves up like Gaston.
You know, you could probably fuck her behind the Millenium Flacon for like $100
Hug it up wagie
Next time you go I dare you to ask her out
she has to do it
Do people even know the full name is Minimum Wage Rey? It doesn't mean miniature Rey.
Can you tip her for us? Just want to make sure she can get a decent meal when she finishes her shift once in a while.
Hey don’t talk about my wife like that haha
You are the reason women live life on easy mode
at least there's nothing actually damaging to the SW property about this overt pandering. Sure it's cringe but it's obviously not even close to canon and at the end of the day just a bit of fun.
thanks to the sequels now I know that all of the SW heroes lived their entire lives fighting a never ending war, their one shot at creating a peaceful republic was a complete failure that collapsed at the first sign of conflict and they died having achieved nothing but bloodshed and waste
Because I am paid to convince you to like them.
Are you a qt park rey?
I've always wanted to know how Smithers talked his way out of that.
Acquire a child.
What would happen if mark hamill showed up and met Rey in galaxys edge? She’s gonna have to stay in character right?
Just pretend to be retarded levels of autistic. They will interact with you and even do the whisper thing. Tho it works best if you have a wingman to play the helper role.
I'm amazed he was standing so still.
>Imagine if she’s your gf irl haha
I...I can't
Does Disneyland do escort services?
What does her hair smell like haha
100% but not for muggles
Good Lord.
How do get anything done with Trump constantly running through your empty head?
cumbrain
i love Poverty Rey so much
Why does mini Rey get paid less then the others? Obviously park Rey gets paid the most... but why is mini getting different pay scale then the others?
Park rey just have to stand on stage for 5min and gets paid same amount mini makes all day cuz she’s prettier. It’s just that simple.