Colin Farrell was 25 in Minority Report

Is this film underrated?

To be honest my memory of the whole movie is fuzzy. I saw it when it first came out and haven't seen it since.

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Tom looking smooth in there

Point being?

And ol' Tommy was straight out of highschool. Amazing what a little makeup can do.

As much as I love Minorty Report, Damon would’ve made far more from the Oceans films.

He looks 19, you're an idiot.

Yeah he didn't have to grow up with hormones in the water.

He's late thirties now. The math doesn't add up.

You say that like looking 36 is bad for a guy. 35-45 is the peak range of attractiveness for men according to women.

It's much better than A.I. and the last good Spielberg film.

It’s great. One of the best blockbusters of the last couple decades and on the darker end of the Spielberg scale.

Does anyone remember the phone campaign where they were leaving voicemails asking for his minority report?

Bros I'm almost 32 am I getting old? Give it to me straight

>32 years old

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27 when he dated this trashwhore

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Yes. It's Spielbergo's last great film.

People aged faster back then

My grandpa always said that everything after 30 was pointless.

>You'll never wet your dick inside prime Brittany and prime Lilo
Damn it

I think I'm seeing grandpa's point desu

he had all the 2000s whores

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I'm starting to feel old but I don't feel old physically, if that makes sense. I look at people in their early 20's like they are babies. The difference between 20 and 30 is so severe. I can't even imagine what 40 is going to feel like.

>2019
Did fucking all those slags keep him young.

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That's the thing, for 30 or 40 years they kinda look the same.

*white men

His son is a retard

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i think he's just high as a kite

What did he mean by this?

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He has done every kind of woman. It's natural to explore new avenues.

No, he's a retard.

>I don’t know if James ever will drive. I’m not one to limit the potential of what he’ll experience in his life, because James has Angelman’s syndrome, which, I think… God, the world would be a lot more dangerous place if James gets behind the steering wheel.

>For those who are unaware, Angelman syndrome is a genetic disorder that affects the nervous system. People with this condition experience a range of symptoms, which can include delayed development, intellectual disability, severe speech impairment and problems with movement and balance. It’s also common for children with Angelman syndrome to suffer with recurrent seizures, but they also have a happy and excitable demeanor, hyperactivity and frequent smiling and laughter.

maybe according to 35-45 year old women lmao. no 18 year old girl will find a 40 year old man in the peak range of attractiveness

Couldn't pay his way of out that one. Life is cruel innit.

>I could fuck you stupid, right here in front of everyone. And nobody would do a thing to stop me.

>18 year olds don't like "daddies"
oh you sweet summer child

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yeah, some do. the ones with mental illnesses. most don't.

I think he thought he hurt Ezra's feelings so he made it up to him

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If you take care of yourself they do.

JUST

why is there nothing funnier than actors playing against type, but comedies are always the same sandler, ferrel, hart or rogan vehicles?

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>he thinks mental illness is uncommon in women
hahahaha, oh no no no no no

that movie they were in together was so full of delicious sexual tension

how old are you Yea Forums ? Are you close to achieving your dreams in film?
Are you a person 10 year old you would be proud of at least?

I am

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Colin Farrell at the FAST Gala with Stevie Kobela, who has Angelman syndrome

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That expression on Farrell's face will always make me laugh

I have the opposite problem. I'm nearly 30 but anyone who isn't still in school still feels "older" to me. It's fucking weird watching a game of football and some player comes out and my reflexive thought is "that guy's older than me" and then they announce that he's 19 years old and making his debut and it's fucking weird.

That manlet was beta as fuck and an ugly jawlet
Ezra would have gone straight for the crotch for a sniff

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Here's a minority report for ya: despite making up only 13% of the population...

His son is a fat beta ginger

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This is the price he paid for fucking and impregnating black women. Well deserved. A black retarded son.

fuck i love colin farrell. always gives it his all. only issue is he or his retarded agent picks the worst fucking roles. i weep when i imagine what his career could have been.

You are so dumb lmao.

You can always have Colin's gay brother, Eamon

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You don’t understand women at all.

>have literally perfect system
>director with no oversight abuses it a bit
>instead of implementing simple oversight, scrap the entire system and let actual crime run rampant on a mass scale
yea ok

lmao he probably did it simply as a friendly gesture as his senior in the craft but you can see ezra is wishing to have his throat stuffed.

He's probably a virgin who is just about to start college and thinks he knows it all.

el goblino

>perfect
>foresaw a crime that didn't happen

He's Irish, that's all.

What?

But it was gonna happen. Them predicting it didn't change the fact that it would still occur. If you're worried about choice then give the cops the right to stop murders but anyone that is prevented is issued a warning in the form of a strike. If they get three strikes they go in that weird jail because anyone that's going to almost commit murder three times in a world where they can predict murders doesn't deserve to live in society.

Here's a minority report for ya:
>Despite making up just 13 percent of the population, blacks commit roughly half of the violent crimes in the United States.

>tfw 24
graduated yesterday with my bachelors so theres that. As long as youre moving youre moving forward anons

Depends if he's attractive in the first place. Are most men attractive at that age? No. Maybe 20% of men still take care of themselves at that age. But the ones that are attractive in the late 30's and early 40's will absolutely still get attention from teens. I work as a barista with a few young thots, and whenever they serve a good looking older guy, they ALWAYS call him a dilf(among themselves, not to him) and check him out as he walks away. Seriously, making sure you have nice skin, are in good shape, and have hair will go A LONG WAY at that age.

It probably has something to do with the rarity of it as well. A good looking older guy with the qualities I mentioned above and seeing them in every day life just doesn't happen that much.

it seems like lots of men mature rapidly through their mid 20s and then pretty much stay there until their mid forties or so
most people age fine as long as they take decent care of themselves, especially not smoking or getting fat

I've never bought into the roastie meme, but maybe it's true after all.

Three times might even be too much. Twice is enough.

Who fucking cares if he looks 36 he's handsome as fuck and could fuck primo 18 year olds like it's nothing you ROASTIE

many hair transplants along the way, too.

Absolutely destroyed that twink with his monster cock

Are these lies?

>See all these actors during their mid 20's who look like adults
>I still look like a teenager at 27
Why?

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Orson Welles was 25 in Citizen Kane

>all the anons saying you are wrong
Yeah most likely delusional fucks who are grasping for straws telling themselves they still have time. That they wont peak until 35. Yeah sure some guys still look great in their 40s. But the VAST majority of those guys also looked great in their early-mid 20s.

Everything before 30 was pointless too.

was Farrell the last of the alcoholic actors and why is it always actors of irish origin?

>tfw 25 in 3 months and still not a movie star or millionaire
Fuck fuck fuck!

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>28
>done nothing of note with my life

it hurts

They should have tried to prevent the crimes covertly intead of arresting people.

He looks mid 20s. He has smooth skin around the eyes, he's just wearing a suit and has boomer facial hair

low test

Depending on the underlying issues once is enough a lot of the time. Anyone who can go to murder over road rage, or from being in an argument is not fit to walk the streets.

Come to think of it, did the precogs recognise shit like drunk drivers killing people? The emotional component isn't there so it's more like an accident in that way, rather than a passion murder. I suppose the future could just have way to make sure idiots don't drink and drive, making it a non-issue, though.

>everyone who's not bald like me had hair transplants!!!
Don't you have some horse manure and honey to rub into your scalp, hairlet?

You just know

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damn, cruise's jawline vs the non existent colin jawline

After 30 is pointless only if you get married and have kids before 30.

He clearly has a thing for twinks

Yep, probably the last genuinely good thing Spielberg made.

>I suppose the future could just have way to make sure idiots don't drink and drive, making it a non-issue, though.
Most of the cars were self driving

You watched Endgame, I see. Pretend you're Damon at that fixed point in history. Unless he had the Time Stone, how we he know Ocean's 11 would have two spinoffs and a Steve Spielberg vehicle wouldn't lead to more films?

You see things too laterally. You saw how Colin's career took off after Minoriry Report. Imagine how that added momentum would have shot Damon into superstardom. He coulda been a DiCaprio or Pitt, quadruple his worth (and I'm not just talking monetarily) instead of being just a sad old Damon who did those films with Clooney who doesn't even act anymore.

Damon could never be DiCaprio or Pitt, same as Chris Pine could never be Chris Hemsworth. There is no logic behind it, mind you, but it's the truth

what kind of rough fucking 19 year olds do you know wtf