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at least you've got friends, I don't know what it feels like having someone want to talk with me

A wise man pretending to be Japanese once wrote: through dick, unity. Never forget that.

A REAL HUMAN

No, I really don't. I have maybe two friends from school but we never really talk about problems with life and stuff. It's mostly just hanging out talking sports or films and stuff. I have no real friends. Closest I have are online chat friends.

It was a simpler time, a better time.

I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I've seen Drive 8 times.

lol gay

only 8 times

true

oops, forgot a 0. I mean't 80 times
also, fuck you

>they don't even do that For me

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Not me.

Yes. Now starting a 9th view in honor of Ryan Greensling. What's your count?

>literally made a girl cum twice on my cock last night
>tfw she's 19 and her pussy is tight as fuck

havent even counted the amount of times, and its only because i enjoy driveposting and 2049 posting too much

>only 80
fucking newfags

>19
>tight
Lol no. Enjoy your sloppy fifty-seconds. You're not fooling anyone.

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based cock and pussy poster

user you're supposed to ask a girl out as soon as possible. You found out she had a boyfriend two months in. What exactly were you waiting for?

I'm insane. I thought I'd be able to build up some sort of connection first and I didn't want to risk getting rejected and never seeing her again.

You want to ask a girl out ASAP so you DON'T build that connection. That way if you get rejected its no big deal and you can move on better. Now you're fucked

dont forget to dilate tonight, sweety

>mfw talking to w*men

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thisstop believing romcoms. They're written be beta jews who never had women and indulge in their fantasies of the perfect girl being brought to them. If you like someone make it clear to them as soon as possible.

>TFW trying to track down a former client who I got close with
>My then manager separated us because of how close we got
>Eventually got fired but still thinking of her

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I used to be so creative, why can't I even sit down and draw or play music anymore?

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Ghost her and bounce

Yea Forums has ruined your attention span

How to repair

>mfw sniffing w*men

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