/heem/ - the damage edition

>1a) be american
>1b) get shot

Heem everyone even myself (it’s the only rule)

>wins

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Umm they don’t just let random people from the public to these events broZzz…

I have not because it is gay and I have not watched any live event because it is second hand gay
mmgay

not 18y anymore

Heem
Every
Evil
Meng

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One of the germs here is really gay (not me)

>filters to not look walled

you promised not to tell, b

it's fun
have been to ufc, strikeforce (diaz/daley), one, and probably 20 muay thai events

hello cutie

does your favourite mma channel promote bombing the shit out of something putin cares about

bbl....assholes
theeez is not ova

Is it he Schaub fan or the Schaub b8r?

Luke GODmas would never

I have not solved that puzzle yet but i think the schaub fan lives in the same city as me so he's cool (maybe heterosexual)

1. You will not upload, post, discuss, request, or link to anything that violates local or United States law.

only watch chael and DC they're strictly about fighting

I set you up with a twink b

That’s crazy that you watch chael and dc you sound like an open minded intellectual

>Rashid Magomedov, a regular Dagestani man off the street, defeated Gilbert Burns
>Khamzat will somehow lose to Durinho

*Enter the thread*

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The Colby Covington era is upon us

>mfw europeans always trying to trick us by inventing new countries with already used flags just turned sideways

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>flag
*enters america*

Ok, great, however, let me offer you this....

Uh... blackbros?!?...

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>a fucking leaf

*enters thread*

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Cyril Gane in his prime was a sight to behold.

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Imagine how fucked his back is

Gaming peripheral colorway

there he is!!! gay baustella dude

that's murder in a streetfight

>AND I RAAAAN, I RAN SO FAR AWAAAY

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Would you think I was stupid if I said I look forward to a future where men don't have to hurt each other with physical violence to prove their value?

The UFC would exist if I watched or not, so I do, but if there was a magic button I could press to delete all needless conflict from the world I would press it 100 times.

The first humans came from the monkeys who dared to cooperate, to live for each other, not themselves. To not be driven by base animal instincts.

The only reason we no longer live in trees or caves is because of empathy. Without it we would still be wandering in the evolutionary dark, living like creatures. You are the recipient of eons of genetic wealth. You didn't have to work for it. Nature handed this gift to you. Conduct yourself with kindness and empathy. If not for you, for the future of humanity, and for the first kind monkey, the one who led us out of the dark.

Don't be a monkey. Be a man.

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not if its an n-word

that's nice b, did you type this up while flushing ur colon

what hobbies does heem have?
for me, it's none

I would heem this American monkey stiff

Got anything against sweaty hairy assholes, chud? *loads up a big right*

history of flat earth. look into it

dear my diary,
...

>The first humans came from the monkeys
wrong, man was who he will always be, unless he racemixes

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nature didn't give me the spark God did and he wants me to heem you in his holy name

I didn't come from monkeys I was created by god

i live in a bus in maine on my own land

For me its cooking, heem, lifting, running and vidya

shut up already cringe faggot

God...he monke..

>Would you think I was stupid if I said I look forward to a future that I will never experience and will most likely never exist as an excuse to forgo the responsibilities of being a man in current day current time
mayb b... may b.

What's your hottest take? I think Danis would unironically steamroll Khabitch

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excercising but my legs wont stay loose and keep tightening up

do sum nigguh...do sum

I will not shut up since i can easily heem you, twink

Whos the truest real one in wmma

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from lifting or running? everything?

whatever, kannacke

whens islam fighting

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Unironically Tai Tuivasa. One of the few people who actually bites down and starts swinging when he is rocked. Gathje and Eddie do this too, but Tai does this at the heavy weight.

running

autistic retard can’t read

Okay you misread it but good response

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unironically joanna

This thread is cringe. Worst heem thread ever.

Mind your own business nigga

Kill yourself nigger

Unironically? That's irawlnic b,

amrit the retard

didn't that ugly bitch tap to strikes?

Do you warm up with walking or do you just go straight to running? I run about 25 miles a week and never have this problem. Maybe you run more.

This is how you get taken over by foreign powers

ah my knees are fucked from running too
might try swimming since elipictal gets fucking old

Yeah, i agree, but i would like to add that, you know, he drinks beer out of a shoe! How flippin awesome is that?

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is ramadan brazza we stay in russia u no dis

I LOVE HEEMS AND VIOLENCE

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joanna fights are boring except for like two of her losses

You already know the answer b. Biggest win & story win ever

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I like this response because you ignored the “w”mma part of the question and went straight for an answer that we actually care about

Btw all of you tards. Tai, eddie and gathje are trans. So you bigots are getting reported for misgendering.

cringe faggot nonwhite

Yeah some german faggot keeps posting

Ok P word

awww rly?

>an answer that we actually care about

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I will believe this

Favourite MMA submission artist? For me, it's webmrel.

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