180 Million Opening (WITHOUT China)

>highest audience score of all Fast films
>all those teases and set up for future films
>pure unadulterated #LITTY KINO

Yea...I'm thinking Vin Diesel and Tyrese BTFO

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that's a complete and utter fucking flop for a fast and furious flick

this looks litty and pissy as fuck, can't wait

Did people really thought that Vin was a draw? Lol.

>praising the RT score
>when previous entries scored in the 30-50 range

It flopped.

Saw it on Thursday, easily the best FF movie. It also acknowledges how ridiculous the plots are

He's going to earn billions by just producing his own movies and stapling his name on it.

Ironic post modern schlock.

Yeah, and Flopzam was a massive hit too! ...the absolute cope of you fucking sad sacks.

Forget the box office and focus on what actually matters: the overall opinion of Yea Forums. We've said ALL wknd that this film sucked. Yea Forums did not like it. Period.

So go back to shilling on reddit.

Holy COPE Batman. Vin shills on literal suicide watch

It was an alright over the top action movie.

Idris was horribly miscast. No chemistry, no screen presence, his signature refined charm was suppressed in an attempt to be a meathead action star. Stick to dramas

Spoken like a true retard. He was easily the most enjoyable part of the movie lmao. He is the more natural actor than statham or the rock(who was just playing himself the entire time). Try again moro

>No chemistry, no screen presence,
Like everything he's ever done.

How weird is it this franchise is the American equivalent of Lupin the 3rd?

The worst thing for me was the fight scenes with Vanessa Kirby
She started to fight and the immersion was broken
While The Rock, Jason Statham and Idris Elba did their scenes she was always exchanged for a stunt
What a princess

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The only good thing in this trash imho

this
he carried the movie which is hard enough when you have le stronk womyn doing lethal cartwheels against grown men

The Rock effortlessly getting out of her leglock and lifting her in the air was one of the funniest things I've seen on film this year

seriously tho

my sisters birthday, and we were just finishing our runs on the bowling alley, so I skipped my turn and told my dad ill go collect the cinema tickets cause sis is a marvel fangirl, and wanted to watch spiderman.

went there, and as expected on a friday night, it was packed. all the popcorn stands had lines so long, people had to make their own bends at right angles so the line wouldnt block the exit in.

So I went to the self ticket machine, and 3 people were there. I stood in the middle, because I thought, I'll keep an eye on all 3 from here, so the first one to finish, i can rush there. also I established a cue, so people would cue behind me, instead of the bullshit cue-behind-line-of-your-choice.
i only mention this, because it worked.

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the FUCK is taking so long. just buy your ticket you happy couples. they were just choosing their seats. stood there, each exchanging opinions on where the should sit, each couple, some indian lovebirds, and white guy and his chick, and some parents and their child. all with the seats-availability diagram in their screens, each seat blue, with specks of white. and green.
...fuckin hell, its a seat you bitches. how inane are your lives that a seating arrangement is engaging discussion and problems to you?

finally, the one in front of me got their ticket, while the poster of their movie appeared on screen

HOBBS AND SHAW, with dwayne chad looming, some arbitratry car in the distance, and explosion and jason statham great value standing somewhere behind and next to.

one second, the other two couples left. Seriously? the all left at once. the two people in line behind me dispersed left and right to the adjacent ticket booths as both respective couples receded.

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their screens also had HOBBS AND SHAW. BOTH.

Huh...popular movie. Went to order my ticket now. Brother comes behind me with with a slight out of breath.' YOU UH...STOP ordering the ticket. mum says were going restaurant'..are you sure? i aske

>rock makes the Furious franchise into the new MCU
I can't wait for another 10 years of them

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It was stupid having her on the field to begin with
>hurr want to keep you close
How about you keep her safe instead? She's strapped to a portable dialysis machine yet you want her in the middle of the fray?

You must be talking about statham. Agreed. Idris was clearly backpacking the film with charm alone

pics of sister

>all those teases and set up for future films
literally one set up: that unknown voice they hear after idris elba dies, like the head of some huge shadow organization or something

>*best villain of FF franchise in your path*

Name another villain outside of Charlize theoron lmao

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I'd bet money Reynolds would love to jump into the FF franchise.

Dwayne literally said ryan reynolds and kevin hart cameos were set up for future film team ups retard. Try to fucking keep up

Concrete lamp post managed to kill a member of la familia

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Rock already claimed him and hart are joining the squad

Easily the most based film of the yr

I love Kevin Hart, I really do, but he felt so out of place in this film, and would be an awkward fit in the franchise. I'm not saying he couldn't, but he would need to play a character different than himself. Reynolds fit flawlessly into the film and felt like he was part of the franchise the whole time

Why? They were piterally playing *le wacky man that says jokes*. Why could you take one serious and not the other when they were both playing goofy characters? That mid credits scene with reynolds hamming it up felt more out of place than anything kevin did. Felt like a fucking deadpool moving with him nearly one step away from winking at the camera. What you smoking?

Reynolds is the bad guy. the voice changer cut out enough to hear his actual voice.

Absolutely onions tier opinions, Bois. Back to r ddit

Literally* movie*

Reynolds was literally playing deadpool lite. Is that all he can do as an actor? Worst part of the film. Felt completely out of place.

This

Jason Statham dude.

This. I thought it would be a late plot twist.

Typical Yea Forums mouth breathers are butthurt at yet another successful film and now must reeeee to try to stop the popularity. Just lime the last 7 films this year.

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This one looks fun, again why do people hate these movies?

so is this movie #litty?

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>>all those teases and set up for future films
what were they?

Statham obviously doesnt count since his turn

best villain in any franchise. Shame they killed him off. Idris did a 20/10 job.

a lot of the movie was deadpool lite. Like I know it's the same director, but I didn't want to see Deadpool presents Fast and the Furious presents Hobbs and Shaw.

All Dwayne Johnson films are #litty by default

because they have egos.

Again, why do Vin hates The rock?

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Audience score aka pleb score lmao

Shaw is the villain of Furious 7. What happens to the character later does not retroactively change that.

you can't takle back killing Han

Why would Hobbs give a shit that he killed off a member of a team of outlaws that he despises and has been hunting fruitlessly for 3 films? He worked with him in the last film and it turned out alright

Nah. And to be honest stathan was still a horrible villain. Him and Vin had no repertoire so he just felt like a plot device. Brixton and the boys had a better back and forth. Sam problem with cypher. No Statham works better as an anti hero

>Highest audience rating
You know, it’s easier to get a higher score when less people see it

Why do they do this?

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because they know vanessa gives me a boner and they wanted me to be happy

I don't know much about box office, is 180 mil good?

Is this gonna make a billion or not?

>Idris was horribly miscast. No chemistry, no screen presence, his signature refined charm was suppressed in an attempt to be a meathead action star. Stick to dramas

See, I thought he was great as Heimdall in Thor and didn't care that he was black. I liked his stoic nature but, yeah, he's not suited for this type of schlock. He's deadpan and serious in a dramatic way but not in a funny way that's needed for this type of movie which is an action-comedy and Elba doesn't do comedy!!!FACT!!!

> Just imagine....

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> *sniffff*

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> *record scratch*

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>Mike Oxmaul
i don't get it

No one saw this fucking movie for Vanessa Kirby. She's also quite ugly. I'd rather look at the the bald bros. all day than stare at her ugly mug. I actively blocked her scenes from the trailer and imagine I'll look at my phone or something while she's in her one of numerous contractually obligated fight scenes.

Go back to /pol/

He's a vegetarian and doesn't want people to think he mauls oxen for a living

>It also acknowledges how ridiculous the plots are
So shitty garbage then

because dwayne is a cunt

Not everyone is gay like you

I'm going to go watch it Tuesday. It's got Dwayne The Rock and Jason Statham. It's going to be awesome

At least he's on brand for FF in the sense that he's an actor/musician with a song on the movie's soundtrack. Like Ja Rule, Luda, and Bow wow

The worst part of her fight scenes is that it wasn't me being crushed by her thighs

that sounds really stupid

GENOCIDE SCHMENOCIDE

Ryan Reynolds is a horrible fucking actor who has been doing the exact same schtick for 20+ years.

>I thought he was great as Heimdall in Thor
Why do people always bring this role up? Every scene with Heimdall throughout every MCU movie can fit into a 2 minute short. Idris could've filmed all of his scenes in a day with how much presence he had in the MCU

1. Shows that the action is fast paced
2. If something looks like shit, it's easier to fix a fraction of a second of filming than it is to reshoot something longer.

Your picture is an obvious fake. Probably commissioned by Dwayne himself. Here is the real one.

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The Rock looks pretty big but still like a normal human being in this shot. It's only a few years old. How much fucking juice is he on and how has he not died?