BRING ME THAT LIZARD

BRING ME THAT LIZARD

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Thats a big nigger

he’s monky

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that's a Gorilla, show some goddamn respect

KoC

is that any kong reference in kotm?

uuuuuu

They mention him a lot but never show him.

A metric shitload.

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They mention Kong a number of times and Skull Island even more, near enough turn to the camera and fucking wink when they do it. Incredibly cringe.

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He was on frame for a second during the monarch hearing.

I'm a huge godzilla fan but might skip the next movie, fucking Kong is constant cringe garbage and I'm afraid to pander to their western overlords they'll have Kong beat Godzilla again

Nah, they'll join forces to fight mecha-Ghidorah

In the last ten minutes. They've already said between Kong and big G there will be a clear victor. All Kong films are fucking trash and I can't stomach watching them shit on my bro godzilla to pander to the nearly nonexistent Kong fanbase

Charles Dance confirmed he's not in GvK, the Ghidorah thread won't be picked up there. Rumor is the third opponent will be Monarch's Mechagodzilla.

Mechagodzilla would be a better choice anyways. Wonder if they're going to go the route they went in og Mechagodzilla where mechaG is disguised as normal godzilla.

Have sex

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Just watched the original King Kong vs Godzilla (American Cut) today, unironically a pretty fun film. I especially like the Goji suit in this film, looks way more reptilian-like, probably my favorite suit after the 54 suit.

1933 King Kong > 1954 Godzilla
Prove me wrong

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After seeing what a disaster Godzilla King of Monsters was theres no way Godzilla v King Kong will be good.

>All Kong films are fucking trash

fuckin pleb here.

Fuck off, brainlet pleb

Yeah, there's live footage of him in the screen.

2005 King Kong > 1933 King Kong
Prove me wrong

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Your not wrong. Also it was one of the Fuhrer's favorite movies, so that has to count for something.

1933 King Kong was too pc with the natives. At least Peter Jackson had the foresight to portray Malay people as snarling Orcs like in real life.

the credits literally spell it out for you

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Watched KotM last night. Couldn't even finish it, it was terrible

2005 Kong was fucking trash, kill yourselves you pleb retards

People are just gonna cry "but muh atom bomb metaphor!" as if having "Deep" subject matter makes the film truly good. Its like in Ed wood where he keeps trying to sell his movies as serious drama pieces when its a drugged up Bela Lugosi stumbling around and a wrestler fighting a fake octopus. Having dramatic themes doesn't legitimize the movie. Godzilla 54 isn't a bad movie but I'd rather watch Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla because it has no conflicts as to what its trying to be.

Oof

>Also it was one of the Fuhrer's favorite movies
Really? Post source

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Have better taste

>Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla
Excellent taste friendo

Except it's not just the metaphor, brainlet. Gojira is a better film than Kong in every way, better cinematography, effects are more convincing, the acting is way better, the score is a masterpiece, the movie is way better written etc

I heard it many times. This is one
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Hitler had a Blacked fetish.

Glen or Glenda was a legitimately interesting film that unironically broke new ground

Thinking any Godzilla movie besides Shin, the original and KOTM is good is a sign of awful taste, pleb

Plebs

I'm watching Final Wars right now for the thousandth time and just wanted to say I think you're a faggot

>muh 6 gorillion bubbles

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Imagine being this pleb, every Godzilla movie besides Shin and Revenge is pure unadulterated kino

I'm gonna FUCK that lizard

hot

yeah it needed more slow mo and color grading though would make it epic!

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The original didn't have slow mo and color grading though you dumb nigger.

2005 is zoomer trash no matter how hard you attempt to say otherwise, the original is an objectively superior film.

>has to climb a building
>not building-sized
This isn't gonna end well for kong is it?

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He's been beefed up to Godzilla size, though

I though you were a kong island shill I like the orginal and 2005 man for what they are

Skull Island was pretty good though, it's a fun monster flick in the same vein as late Heisei Godzilla films

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>Muh effects and muh acting

You'll never understand why the 33 King Kong movie is better. I'm sure someone is going to post that pic of the woman with her kids telling them they'll be with their father soon. Thats all it takes to convince you of a movie being good.

1933 Kong is better by virtue of being straightforward with no bloat. Also a better timecapsule of the era because was made then.

Then why is Kong better? Explain it to me, Gojira did literally everything better. It's an objectively superior film in every single way you look at it.

Maybe you just need to stop coping and accept the truth

And what about Gojira is "bloated"?

Not Gojira, the Jackson Kong remake

I think we all need calm down we keep misunderstanding each other and assuming

Kong had better action. Also Willis O' Brien fx. Also Kong died better.

LOL shutup nerd

>MUH AKSHYUN MEANS MOBIE BETTER
Brainlet, action does not make a film good.

Godzilla went out like a wet fart in the original.

And? That's not what's important you absolute retard. Gojira is about nuclear destruction and the effects it can have, it's supposed to be a depressing film about a horrible atrocity, not a fun action packed flick like Kong. The ending shouldn't be a triumphant victory, after all the effects of a nuclear blast are over, everything's still destroyed and it can still happen again.

>This kills the Kongfag

Gojira 54 is a more ambitious movie, but that also means it lacks the timelessness of Kong. Yes, the acting in '33 is campy, and the monsters are just stop motion, but the movie itself has a fairy tale quality that elevates it to something bigger than just a movie. Godzilla 54 doesn't reach this height so as a result its judged in comparison to other serious movies, and while it has good cinematography, it doesn't have the best, and as far as acting goes its nowhere near notable. Godzilla himself is the only truly breakout thing about 54. All these things you find better are only notable in relativity to it being a monster movie, if you saw a . movie with the same level of acting, the same cinematography, as Gojira, you wouldn't note it as being particularly good.

In what fucking world has Kong aged better? That movie was literally the embodiment of the words "product of it's time". Gojira's message is timeless and still relevant today

four Yu

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>Gojira is about nuclear destruction and the effects it can have, it's supposed to be a depressing film about a horrible atrocity

So deep! So realistic!

Please try writing something that is not retarded

The message of the film is irrelevant to the quality of the movie. King Kong is bigger than the sum of its parts. Yes, there are better written monster movies, and special effects have gotten better, but thats not the point. It sets out to create a modern age myth and it works within those parameters. The stilted acting only works in its favor because its not meant to be any deeper than a fairy tale. No one will ever compare it to Citizen Kane for its writing, but both are equally important, and Kong wasn't trying to have a deep story. It succeeds at exactly what it wants to be. Gojira is a B-movie with heart, but still a b-movie. Its why I prefer the later Showa stuff, those know exactly what they set out to be and work in that regard.

Nice job at spouting a big load of bullshit without giving a single explanation to why Gojira isn't better.
> Gojira is a better film than Kong in every way, better cinematography, effects are more convincing, the acting is way better, the score is a masterpiece, the movie is way better written etc
Give me a proper reason why this is not true, because you fail to do that

That's why I stopped watching it, user

What's with the apples?

If you had good taste, you'd have finished it. Pleb

I want to beat that monkey.

correct

Objectively wrong and you;re a pleb for thinking it

this nigga cant go unnoticed
i may not be happy about it, but he gots a point

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i wish she would do that to my cock

You're all brainlets.
Both films stand on their own merits, and when you consider the era in which they are made, there is lot more to be considered than "muh monster better."
It was something very new and very exciting. You rarely get to experience that so suck some cock.
That said, always been more a GojiraGuy.
Kong is fine, whatever.

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White boys like Godzilla
But my super nigga named King Kong
Played his ass like ping-pong.

Doesn't mean Godzilla isn't objectively a better film, brainlet

I agree it's a better film, but honestly, the original Kong is WAY more culturally related too.
I think it might be the simple fact that Kong was American, and Godzilla was Japanese.
And in the end, American cinema is always superior.

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OMG THAT'S SO BASED HE MEANS LIKE SHE'D TOUCH HIS COCK LIKE THAT WHAT FUCKING GENUIS BRO YOURE MY HERO THATS A TOTALLY ORIGINAL AND CLEVER COMMENT YOU MUST GET LAID LIKE ALWAYS YOURE SO COOL

>And in the end, American cinema is always superior.
lol no, American "cinema" is dogshit.
Though I need to be going to work so I cannot really have that argument now, and I already had an autistically long one about it today so I'm not in the mood to open that can of worms again.

Typical euro FAG

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>t. 56%

I highly doubt that. They said he's still growing but in no way would it make sense for him to grow that much.

bountiful numbers, as retarded as you are.
It's still cool dont worry

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