/afl/

I'M HERE
BOW TO THE ANCIENT GOD
THE PORTAL IS SHUT
LOCKED
NO WAY OUT
THIS IS HOME
THIS ISN'T HOME
IT'S HELL

Got my tix for the anzac day match

MY Fredmantle

Two plastic franchises and a club that brought the game into disrepute? Get the fuck off the gear mate

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*dares to beat the bear*

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Daily reminder

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cant tell if ugly or would give the pecker

Fitzroy lions are just as older then Richmond M8. Basedbane can lay claim to that.

Collingwood

>YUH DISREBUDE xD xD
>GED OV DUH GEAR MADE xD xD

Idiot.

so what's the name of the vein you'd be preferring to put a cannula in?

love the foreshadowing mate

>i'll stay off the grog and not get in trouble i promise
>PRESSURE POINT

>entire tiktok with 200+ videos is how much she wants to fuck afl players
cringe tbqh

Brisbane Lions are just the Bears with a Fitzroy logo. The real Fitzroy plays in the VAFA.

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you just know she's getting railed every day though by a different guy

Honestly though I would fuck her.
And the old filapina too.

>Set tinder location to the City
>art hoes, art hoes, art hoes
>set tinder location to the outer suburbs
>single mum, single mum, single mum

Sounds like you're ready for love. Get off Tinder and get out into the real world mate.

would you test a hepatic flap before you sent for an LFT?

Has Sofia given birth yet RC?

>using dating apps to meet women
it's like trying to capture a lion by using a meaty deer leg. you'll lose, and the lion will eat you and the leg and have continued satisfaction. get off dating apps, they only contribute to the systematic imbalance of power in today's dating paradigm. starve the lion and force it to go searching for any food it can find, don't have the food come to it.

only poofs and whores would get a tattoo there, also both

Is it REALLY this easy to get girls? Just play footy?

Unfortunately I'm very much out of shape and haven't kicked a ball in probably 10 years

>we are the gold coast suns you know
>we are from gold coast, yo ho ho

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Yep. Now not only have one, two, but THREE beautiful kids to continue our legacy of love.

she's somebody's darling daughter

While I agree with you I actually want a relationship, to meet a girl, get married, have kids, do all that stuff.

There are no single women in my life. I wouldn't know where to go to meet them. I certainly wouldn't want to marry a girl I pick up at a bar or club.

Dating apps provide a constant access to single women and without them I'd probably be permanently single.

can you name them? 1. Hunt 3. Dixon

Boy or girl

4. Harris
6. Mav Weller
2 Might be Rischitelli

>While I agree with you I actually want a relationship, to meet a girl, get married, have kids, do all that stuff.
stop using dating apps then. they're only for sex and the consumption of novelty and fleeting experiences. you won't find anything meaningful on them.

>I certainly wouldn't want to marry a girl I pick up at a bar or club.
and you think dating apps are any better?

>Dating apps provide a constant access to single women and without them I'd probably be permanently single.
as opposed to being in a string of temporary relationships that are based on amoral hedonism and self-absorbed consumption? how's that stalwart and wife coming along?

Boy - Nikolai.

stalwart wife*

nikolai = niga lied

>There was a view among Hawthorn's Indigenous players during the Adam Goodes booing saga that the Hawks should have made a stand against the mistreatment of the Sydney superstar, according to Caroline Wilson.
>Wilson said that several of Hawthorn's Indigenous players, including Rioli and Shaun Burgoyne, were "very upset" at the booing aimed at Goodes.
>Hawthorn did not put out a statement on the situation regarding Goodes despite a belief among the Hawks' Indigenous players that the club should, and in spite of the emotional impact of the events.
>"This is just one thing that happened at Hawthorn – and other clubs didn't respond well to the booing of Adam Goodes, either – but I've always felt that Hawthorn should have taken a stand (after the match against Sydney)," Wilson said.
Hawkbros...

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Why do mods hate based tone bros?

>muh goodes again
time that oui stopped coddling boongs

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>Hawthorn playing the best they have in 4 years
>Caro decides to poke the muh racism hornet's nest
oh ffs

aus/pol/ blowies wake up at 8am for this whinge. but get them to a fucking job interview on time would be an impossible stretch

Crowd: boooooooooo
AFL and the media: if you boo, your racist
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Adam Goodes: *retires*

I didn't even think Goodes deserved it but it was great to see the fans tell the AFL and the media to fuck off like that.

15 fully vaccinated Tennis players have been unable to finish the Miami Open due to chest pains.

So?

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HOLY SHIT A VACCINE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

is wwe on kayo?

for mi it was that fred guy who collapsed and got carted off on the board

Pretty sure it was the collision with that iggs player that did him in mate.
The Bulldogs player in the Carlton game however...

kek

yeah but i do n't want to get a job

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>this acutally happened
how have i not seen this? poor craig can't even bring himself to look at the screen.

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>footy on nine have disabled comments for Caro's "story" on racism at Hawthorn
HMMMMM

>lose by 55
>get two players in scoops totw defence

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