Tick Tock Uruguay

just realized Uruguay are an attempt to emulate a match vs. Iran

urgay is stronger than iran tho

How so?

How do we benefit from playing concashitters? Cameroon makes sense cuz Ghana. Anyway, I hope he gives satriANO a chance.

who else do >we play

exactly why you want to simulate with Uruguay
both either play a wide 4-5-1 to find the last central forward or a 2-striker back and forth system, 4atb, Nourallahi emulates Torreria a fair amount (similar players), no 3/5 atb shit. fairly similar setups that would be helpful to see where the players are in the attack against a team like Uruguay
Uruguay also have elite strikers which is great to get ready for Kane as well

Pulisic is a winger with elite pace much like Son :^)

The benefit you'll get is humility

Uhhhhhhhhhhh

>beaners and french
why cant they setup games against actual teams

money

>american youth movement vs. el dino
it's OVER for them

Ur gay lol

In the last few months:

We beat their U17, and U20 teams, Mckennie benched Bencantuer, and had him sold to Tottenham

We will use the A team and they will feel the full power of our mutt cocks

good banter

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Euros literally don't want to play against other teams besides other euros, it's a big circlejerk.

this makes me very happy. That one ur gay poster that talks shit about USA will finally be humbled

thank you, it was unintentional

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what will the excuses be when we pound Uruguay 2-0?

Even though these are preparation friendlies?

Conmebol gets its first team to claim it's their B-team when they lose

Lol

Im here to add fuel to the fire

Our youth teams losing to concacaf teams is a tale as old as time, means nothing.

if this game is in USA, then Uruguay are in trouble, because we're calling in the /A team/

True, but I'm talking shit here. Our manager already confirmed he's calling up the full team, so we'll have the A team

do NOT let bongs know this

This is a no win scenario for Uruguay

Theyre expected to win, if they lose it'll be humiliating. Plus if we lose we'll claim it was the C team, and we don't care about this sport.

it's a friendly, the result is irrelevant especially for uruguay who are a team that rely a lot on intensity and vice which is something they won't use in a friendly

>3rd best concacaf team slaughters 3rd best conmebol team
>mfw

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uh sweaty we won nations league and gold cup

We're the best team in concacaf. Just because our C team lost at Panama, etc, doesn't change who the reigning champ is.

what trophy did Canada and Mexico win? Mexico hasn't beaten us in 4 straight games, and lost 3 of them

cope
youtube.com/watch?v=NPjmZp2iAwQ

>they won't use in a friendly
no, no really
friendly match, there is no such thing for >us

Uruguay only know one speed

uruguay became shit with Tavarez after the world cup, they lost to fucking bolivia in the qualifiers

>This is a no win scenario for Uruguay
our coach has only played for matches, he needs to test shit, specially when other coaches like scaloni, tite, luis enrique, etc, have had a lot of matches and know their shit by now
>lmao are you telling me you guys actually expect to win
unironically yes, we ain't going for a sightseeing

It's always sad when beaners grasp to shit like u-17 tournaments and the one confederations cup (with everyone using youth squads). At the end of the day, where did those plastic cups get you?

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*four matches
fun fact: tabarez didn't coach the memexico match but he did coach the USA one

they have 2 sub17 world cups more than the USA and their roided golems, that's all, the USA has not even reached the finals of a youth world cup ever and you won't be reaching it soon losing to argentina a team that has never wom a u17 world cup

I am trying to say that youth tournaments don't mean shit because even after winning those u-17 wc Mexico's adult team didn't get any better. You know even Saudi Arabia has won the u-17 wc, right?

To clarify, youth tournaments don't mean shit, don't bring them up in national teams discussions. I don't know how to dumb it down for you anymore paco

they mean potential, mexico is a globohomo self hating federation that hijacks their own football development, if they had a real process they would be world champions in senior already, for example, messi went through the entirety of the argentinean processes, di maria, kun agüero, de paul, lo celso, dibu martinez, the vast majority of them came from the processes of the youth argentine teams, serbia and ukraine have won the u20 world cups, and now you see many players from those teams in top leagues in europe, reaching the world cup or advancing deep in the euros, the fifth match mexico has wanted for so long would have been a reality a long time ago

mexican youth glory has never translated to the senior team. They never promote their youth to the senior squads and instead keep playing old niggas. We're on the right path to not make the same mistakes and will leave them in the dust once we have an influx of players moving into the senior squad. The future is bright.

>if they had a real process they would be world champions in senior already
mexican footballers are peak mental midgets, you can't win a WC with that, even if all of their players played in the EPL top4

*never plays a quarter final*

Lmao
I dont even know what >we means for a burger flag. I DONT KNOW IF THEY ARE ACTUAL AMERISHARTS OR A CHICANO

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every team, even the youth teams of football clubs, have psychologists in their group for that

Every single US flag poster on Yea Forums is a chicano, this post included.

You will meet the /A team/

soon

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post the /A team/

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