Star Trek General /STG/ - Morning for Morn edition

DS9 is complete shit. All of it.

>**Operations to Holodeck 7. The semen stains need to be mopped up again.**

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T. Discovery fag

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I nutted when Ducat gave that speech that he should have killed all the bojorans

Because they hit their stride, they knew Dax was leaving, and they didn't give a fuck about anything.

Nope.

Obviously the Q team (with Picard).

Wrong.

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I have to agree with what RLM said about it but as much as i hate to admit it im still hoping that it turns out better than expected
I hope data is a regular along with 6 of 9

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>im still hoping that it turns out better than expected
you poor fuck

what the fuck is this boring ass fake /trek/ bullshit?

I know
What would make it a real /trek/ thread?
I didnt have a format that i could copy from

kys faggot

7 of 11

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>Quark is there but the Doctor
What the fuck? And Voyager is taken from Season 7 so it's not as if he hasn't got his mobile emitter. It's like swapping Bashir with Neelix.

I wish I wish Michael would make a cameo appearance on Picard.

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Damn me too senpai

/trek/ is gayyyyy

this Chakotay and seven offspring cosplay is pretty good

>What would make it a real /trek/ thread?
Calling it "/trek/"? Moron

Fuck off back to /tg/ faggot

It's my dream to one day get hired to do voice work for Star Trek, either for a game or an animated series.

Grand Negus Zek
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Chekov
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Tucker
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Worf
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Ferengi
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Janeway
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Picard
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M'ress
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Arex
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Rom
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Spam is bad

Yup.

>I HATE SECTION 31 I HOPE IT'S CANCELLED

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Hell no

Section 31 was announced JUST as a placeholder for WOKE Pike!! They're lying to us, you'll see!

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I don't understand half of this thread

>USS Enterprise
>USS Enterprise
>USS Enterprise-D
>Deep Space Nine
>USS Voyager
>USS Enterprise NX-01
>USS Enterprise
>USS Discovery
>[TBA Picard ship]
>USS Cerritos
>[TBA Section 31 ship]
>[TBA Nickelodeon ship]

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10 series, each captain and main character so far has been human.
When the fuck can we get a Vulcan, Klingon, Ferengi, Cardassian or Romulan focused series? And no, not 'humans interacting with aliens'. From the perspective of the aliens.

Seriously is a bot posting in this thread

>t. schizo

Q, by a good margin. He's got Picard, Spock, Odo, Seven and Geordi. I was expecting to say whichever team had Data but aside from Sisko and Bashir, he's carrying a lot of dead weight.

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I love DISCO (Star Trek Discovery)!

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Do anons get eaglemoss models? What is the general opinion about them? I just bought a Defiant and Enterprise E

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Cheap shit with shitty paint jobs and shitty sculpts. I bought one off Amazon because the pictures looked nice online, but in person it looked like a child's toy. One of the only Trek purchases I've ever made which I regret.

ayelborne.

Sisko is fuckin crazy, ready to pollute whole planets to complete a mission. He now has a wet-blanket first officer chakotay that won't challenge him at all, and fucking Data who can basically run a ship by himself and solve almost any problem. On top of that, sisko can use Deanna troi to pseudo know if almost anyone is lying (enemy or crewmember). His doctor is literally a genetically enhanced super human.

Harry kim was kind of shit at the beginning of voyager but now he's a veteran of being lost in the delta quadrant for however many years and knows about all sorts of alien technology. sulu is the only shitty one

oh my

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Why do some characters list their rank and others don't?

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thread is cringe

Awww yeah boiiii look what just came in the mail...

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Put your trip on so I can filter you, Valley

youtube.com/watch?v=zBYkOOFkOS4
There should have been a lot more TNG/DS9 crossovers. The character play well off of each other. Imagine if there was a crossover episode for each season for DS9.

Thats pretty cool
Are they expensive?
Id want an enterprise

>stg
Which fucking dumb cunt made this?
It's supposed to be /trek/

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I told you I didn't have the format saved to copy from

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>format
You're a fucking retard, the only format is
>/trek/ fitting tittle

There isn't a "format" you fucking faggot, your one job was to put "/trek/" in the subject line. Lurk more.

Well its been a while since ive seen a trek thread and i forgot alright?

>forgot
Brain like a fucking grill.

I like to think of our resident Janny as Boothby
The species 8472 impersonator who doesnt really get humans

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looks like our long road is over

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Fuck off, they call it /STG/ on /tg/ you fucking transexuals.

>tg
kys

They're only 20-25 USD, but they're not super detailed.
The real amazing thing to me is that the company has produced 160 ships, even stuff seen for 1 episode, obscure stuff

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I'll fucking kill you, give me your address right now.

see Great condition given Eaglemoss' reputation. I also have the Defiant, which is decent. How is the Enterprise-E? Did you get the regular or XL version?

Also this Klingon D4 is probably one of the best models I've ever purchased in terms of detail and make. Ironically it's also one of the least "Trek-looking" of the bunch.

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>gladiator match
Picard's team because he has Odo.
>phaser fight
Sisko because he has Data and Bashir.
>starship skirmish
Janeway because she has Riker.
>get thrown into a distant, hostile galaxy and survive
Kirk's team has the toughest nuts in Starfleet as well as a masterful people's person, they'll come out ruling that galaxy.

DS9 may not be the best series, but it is my favourite.

>I'm a Trekkie
>but I hate TOS
>and TAS
>and VOY
>and ENT
>and the TNG movies
>and the JJ movies
>and Discovery

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>zoomers ITT will never know what it's like to catch the UPN preview of Enterprise for the first time back in 2001 to "Wherever You Will Go" by The Calling

youtube.com/watch?v=SIpj8jDnA7A

Most of you probably weren't even born yet.

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Star Trek shows didn't have a 'main character' until the cancerous reboots

Archer was the main character of ENT whether you liked it or not.

GOD ITS SO GOD DAMNED COMFY

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You are now remembering the episode where Hoshi gets laid while Tucker and Malcolm get robbed by alien shapeshifters. It's so fucking retarded like all Risa episodes but I like them anyway.

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He put the Ho back in Hoshi

So fuck off back to /tg/, retard

>making light of alcoholism
gg, /trek/

eat my ass

>looks like shit
nah

MOOOOOOO

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>mooooooo

kys faggot

get rammed, brah

>23 nazi episodes
what did dreck mean by this?

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>/stg/
fake and gay

o b s e s s e d

gave me this though

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Looks like something cheap and shitty from /toy/

YEAH
people who collect merch are dumb, huh?!
hahah

star trek gay

Jesus dude you gotta chill, you're getting pretty cringe and gay

I don't care at this point. Come on, EXCITE ME!

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Post characters that are literally you.
If you know anything about Reed's personality, this is NOT a good thing and it sort of has me worried.

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lol what the fuck

it's just a character, dude. chill

I'm high on life! Just go with it!

Nah it's really detailed. Eaglemoss quality varies but that's one of the more detailed models though the NX-01 refit takes the cake. Almost entirely die-cast metal.

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>toy

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Looks like /toy/ shit. I guess it's fine if you're an incel with assburgers.

>I'm high on life! Just go with it!

this is what passes for trolling now?
your model looks walmart tier, bro

yeah, dude. fuck!

>star trek general not properly named
>some douche starts posting his shitty model
fuck up outta here

my brother is reed, comically (2me) so. the thing with food, yeah. can't stop laughing at him.

It's okay to be jealous. Only about 5,000 of these were ever made so you probably missed out.

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Damn, that really is detailed. How big is it?

I blame the other chan being dead.

>only $89.99

hit me with that backstory, brah

>he wishes he had my limited edition model from the best Trek series ever
>the only way to express it is to claim it sucks like a boy who tries to bully the girl he's crushing on
And here I thought only 18+ were allowed here lmao.

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like the size of your peanut dick
eaglemoss a shit

>he's poor too

I bet you use that model as a sex toy

I kinda like modelfag. He doesn't take shit.

THIS IS THE POWER OF MATH PEOPLE

About this big.

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>I kinda like modelfag. He doesn't take shit.
gee who could have posted this

If you don't I legit feel bad for you.

Helm.
Plot a course for Fagnolia VI
Warp factor gay.

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>SS Enterprise
dropped

>hasnt even given it a better paintjob himself
I hate amateur collectors.

Denying people their (You)s is peak petty, dude.

That's because there are only two kinds of posters. Those who recognized good shit and those who recognize it but also can't stand not having it themselves.

PEW PEW

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Nice

I'M DOING MY BEST YOU FUCK

I bet your models all look like garbage with no aztecing.

>Denying people their (You)s is peak petty, dude.

okay samefag

NUMBA ONE, PREPARE THE FLEET

TIME TO ENGAGE THE BUTTHURTICANS

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Why the hell is Michael on that Picture. It should be Captain Pike. Micheal was never a captain.

>USS Enterprise NX-01
No. It's just "Enterprise".
Likewise, for DS9, it's
>USS Defiant

Your space ulus don't hold a candle to this roundy boi

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*flap flap flap*

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>not putting kirk, sisko, riker, worf, chakotay, kira, and belanna in the same team for maximum asskicking

It's so fucking cool, user!

I've heard that they do a pretty good job. Eaglemoss is going to make ship models from The Orville next year.

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They also did BSG ships.

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