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/nba/ dawggystyle edition
Anthony Hill
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Mason Young
>DAT DAWG
Anthony Nelson
We are witnessing history.
Jason Barnes
>lospollosTV
Luke Wood
Jeremiah Lewis
If you look at top 10-20 lists there’s an alarming lack of dawg. Realistically I’d say the only GOAT level players who have that dawg in them are Jordan, Bird, Kobe, KD, Dirk and AI. LeBron, Kareem, Magic, Shaq, Wilt Chamberpot, Duncan etc. are all dawgless.
Ayden Phillips
dawg:
>Luka
>Draymond
>Boogie
>Westvishnu
>Udonis Haslam
>Pat Bev
>Caruso
>Reggie Jackson
Jose Murphy
>“Two words: Ruben Patterson. It was 2001, my second year with the team, when he was brought on. Everyone knew about his past; he was a registered s*x offender for the attempted r*pe of his kid’s nanny. These guys wouldn’t let him forget it. The worst was Shawn Kemp. At least two or three times a week, Shawn would bring in a briefcase full of pictures of his kids’ nannies. I’m talking hundreds of pictures of nannies, each one of them different and extremely graphic. Shawn was even in some of them. He would just dump them in front of Ruben’s locker and usually say something like, “I would’ve run train over your nanny.” He even snuck out of practice once when Coach Cheeks wasn’t paying attention to fill Ruben’s locker with nanny pictures. Thousands of nanny pictures came pouring out. I had just a*sumed Shawn went to take one of his customary coke breaks, but this almost sent Ruben over the edge. At this point, Shawn became legitimately concerned for his safety. He even sought out extra security personnel for himself and all of his kids that he knew of.”
Joseph Davis
>“One time Damon [Stoudamire] caught Ruben jerking it to a Victoria’s Secret catalogue. The guys wouldn’t let him live that down. He was Lubin’ Ruben after that. Rasheed [Wallace] and Zach Randolph were relentless. Those two made his life hell, calling him Lubin’ Ruben every chance they got. Ruben once told me he was contemplating “taking them out in front of everyone in the locker room,” but I talked him out of it. I told him he would probably miss and hit Steve Kerr.”
Hudson Bennett
>“Darius Miles. Where do I even start with him? He got it pretty bad too. There were multiple times that Rasheed would run into the locker room completely nekkid, point to his genitals, say “Look, the second biggest bust in the room!,” and then look directly at Darius. Zach and Derek Anderson thought this was the funniest thing. He once even did it on the court when Coach Cheeks wasn’t looking. Come to think of it there were a lot of instances in which Coach Cheeks wasn’t looking. He was oblivious. Try imagining having Stevie Wonder as a basketball coach. That was what it was like.”
Gavin Wright
based
he got that dawg in him
Bentley Cox
>the fucking state of the Jail Blazers
Benjamin Bailey
>“For the most part, the veterans weren’t subjected to this type of stuff. Pippen, Kerr, Arvydas Sabonis, Dale Davis; these guys were respected. Maybe Rasheed would call Arvydas “Saboners” every once in a while, but it wasn’t anything he couldn’t handle. However, the worst incident I can remember involved a respected vet. In 2002, some of us were in the gym before practice when Zach and Jeff McInnis got into a shouting match over hookers or something. This type of stuff happened like every other day so most of us just ignored it. Zach just lost it and fired a 5 lb. plate at Jeff. He missed way high and hit veteran center Chris Dudley in the back of the head. He had no idea what hit him. Zach actually felt pretty bad about it; Rasheed thought it was hysterical. Duds was out cold and we had no idea what to do. Antonio [Daniels], Arvydas, and Ruben Boumtje-Boumtje carried him to a massage table and laid him face down so anyone who saw him would just think he was waiting to get a massage. I had about 20 or 25 extra headbands in my locker so I just started wrapping those around Chris’ head to try to stop the bleeding. He woke up about 30 minutes later wondering what happened and why he was wearing 15 headbands. We just blamed it on Lubin’ Ruben. Duds was a real team player and didn’t want this to be a distraction so he just let it go.”
Easton Miller
Has there ever been a team that won a ring without having a dawg in the lineup?
Logan Lopez
embiid is winning MVP this year for one reason only: he hasn't won it ever and winning it will boost his pay so the player's association (i.e., corrupt union going to bat for player salary discussion) will flip the media narrative for him this week. embiid's at +110 so it'd be smart to get in on it now. i put five grand down myself.
Julian Rodriguez
The mental image of this is hilarious
Dominic Myers
he literally lost it yesterday by complaining like a fucking retard
William Jenkins
I want to see this happen again, but when Dudley is shooting one of his wonky free throws
Liam White
2020
Logan Thompson
>YOU FINNA KNOW WE BOUT DA SMOKE BITCH ASS CRAC-
Liam Cruz
believe that all you want but the nba is a crooked business. i guarantee you that in two days we'll see some positive media blitz pushing the "embiid for mvp" line, e.g., some female journalist (it has to be a woman so any criticism of her will be labeled as sexist) will write a ringer article with cherrypicked statistics that will show that "the last time a player had [insert statistics here] they won the MVP; ecce homo" and that'll be all she wrote. i've followed the money-grubbing corruption that is the nba and media awards my whole life and it is a lock that this will happen. call me a schizo if you want but at least i'll be a rich schizo soon enough.
Juan Lewis
Fuck Lebron
Levi Sullivan
What am I supposed to do tonight with no games?
Finna watch some Kobe highlights all night....
Landon Wilson
This
Asher Williams
No chronic?
Andrew Brooks
Are the Lakers fucked?
Blake Hughes
Chase Wright
Wait why is there actually no games today?
Parker Gray
March Madness
Alexander Robinson
Is Harden locker room poison? Or is he just unlucky.
Nathaniel Bennett
beta as fuck league oml
Henry Thompson
the most dawgless season of them all
Jeremiah Barnes
Caruso is THAT dawg
Wyatt Roberts
Harden is fine in the locker room
His teams always went wrong for reasons other than that
Alexander Gutierrez
Is this why the NBA rigged game 7 for the Lakers?
Robert Hall
Is there a more justly cursed team than the post-godruso Lakers?
Julian Rodriguez
youtube.com
>COACH KUCK
Easton Evans
>twitter.com
Bro how the fuck are people STILL getting bamboozled by BallSack Sports twitter? Do people not look at twitter handles when they scroll for "news"?
Kevin Walker
I don't smoke the jew grass
Jack Jenkins
>SAS
How the fuck does this guy still have a job?
Cooper Cooper
melanin
Xavier Flores
don’t be dogging coach k he has that dawg
Jackson Ross
Listen to jazz
Adrian Rodriguez
holy fuck elpresador lmfao that dude is a nut case but his whole lore is fucking crazy i remember watching his shit since like 2012
Gavin Evans
because *visibly black*
Wyatt Bailey
twitter.com
>E!spn using ballsack sports as source
Carter Baker
Get yo' mind right
Camden Morales
>LeMickey "I don't think a lot of people was educated" James, Russell Westbrick and the Los Angeles Lelkers are 16 games under .500 and 2 games out of the play-in
Brayden Peterson
faggot ass anime cuck
Connor Reyes
I haven't been paying attention this season, but how the fuck are the Lakers so bad?
Jordan Richardson
John Morris
They bet their entire future on the square peg round hole fit of Russell Westbrick, which was almost as stupid as spending time on and posting on an anime website without liking anime.
Jordan Sanders
Nathaniel Sullivan
They're old as shit. Lakers tried this meme twice before and those were failures as well
Julian Gutierrez
Ian Stewart
Lack of hustle and basketball iq
Dominic Ramirez
KEEP
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THAT
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NARRATIVE
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ENERGY
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GOING
*clap emoji*
WHEN
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IT
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STARTS
Isaiah Gomez
injuries. If bron and ad were healthy it'd be a different story
Gavin Cox
>going to jail over proving your allegiance to a sports team comprised of multimillionaires
lol
John Ramirez
That's cuck shit, user
Levi King
The most dawged out moment of the season.. yet, can't wait to see what else might come
Lincoln Johnson
>Bet it all on Westbrick
l m a o say no more.
Jason Anderson
the lie detector test determined THAT was a lie
Chase Nelson
/nba/ posters with the dawg in them:
Brazil
LD Canada
Morantie
westVISHNU LeXing media hater
Nomad
Me
Michael Ross
I didn't suffer watching a shitty team for decades to be called a bandwagon by some faggot, desu let's be honest if we could get away with it we would.
David Foster
Everyone's either old and sucks (Diwght, Melo, Lebron, Westbrook) and have no defense or hustle in them, or too young/gleague (Stanley, Reeves, Locked Character, THT, etc.) to know what winning basketball is. Those that aren't like Davis and Nunn are made of glass and didn't play.
Carter White
I don't understand black people banter. Why is he calling his penis a bust? What the fuck are these insults supposed to mean
Joshua Lee
Sounds like you care more about association than actually enjoying your team. Who cares.
Kevin Morales
Can't wait for the Suns - Spurs series
Matthew Ortiz
AD still isn't healthy, neither is lebron. They're pushing themselves just to stay on the court, don't act like this is them at 100%
Nathan Myers
look man the phoenix suns have been trash for decades, I'm tired of internet faggots thinking phoenix is full of bandwagons
Ian Brooks
Holy shit they have Melo??? Next you'll tell me they have JR Smiff on a 2 way.
Michael Hill
You had 7SOL suns and Barkley, you aren't even close to the most pitiful of franchises.
Nathaniel Nelson
lebron is 37, he is never going to get healthier
Hudson Gray
Hunter Bennett
How did he even get all those pics back in the day? That's a lot of work for bants.
Jose James
Being hated is a sign of greatness. Enjoy the attention while you can.
Gavin Cooper
>comprised of
Carson Johnson
Really? Because the Raptors were winners and weren't hated. The Spurs weren't hated, The Pistons weren't hated. The Bucks weren't hated. GSW/BOS/LeBron were rightfully hated, but we're nowhere near the levels of faggotry like those teams. We literally sucked, drafted right, and picked up a vet. Why are we villains on par with the god damn fucking KD Warriors?
Isaac Cruz
That's not a black person thing self depreciation makes things funnier
Nathan Lewis
Caleb Sanders
>Why are we villains on par with the god damn fucking KD Warriors?
Holy shit the victim complex. In what world do you think your Suns are being compared to the KD Warriors? People are usually neutral about the Suns besides CP3.
Mason Carter
This general hates the Suns and sucks off teams like the grizzlies, which is ironic because they're way more cocky and yet haven't proved shit.
Ryder Morgan
Reminder to not attach your self worth to professional sport teams
Evan Hall
The Suns were good in the '90s when they had Barkley and a great team for the majority of the 00's. It was only when Nash got traded in 2012 that your team started to suck. Nobody really likes cp3 either.
Jose Martinez
>mfw im the morantie and the LeXing poster
Brandon Lopez
They basically spent 20 years getting cucked by the Bulls, Lakers, and Spurs.
Jace Cox
Let's be honest, anything other than a championship is a failure. You should know this very well since Toronto has had great seasons but has been overshadowed by LeBron until they finally won their first championship.
Aiden Gray
anyone who thinks the KD Warriors were evil are Bronsexuals. KD saved the league and kept balance in the 3-6 Mafia existence. Without him Chokerry gives Bron 2 more rings and LeBron has at least 5 right now maybe even 6. You may have not liked it at the time but KD saved NBA discussions forever.
Luis Green
At the time I wasn't ready to accept it but in retrospect I'm glad he stopped LeXing from becoming a legitimate no question goat debate ender
Joseph Campbell
>Locked Character
happens every time when describing a NBA player with Dinka ancestry (Wenyen Gabriel). everyone's a lightskin compared to them
Gavin Scott
just let it go man, your team is having its best season and instead of enjoying it you're upset that people on the internet trolls you and calls you bandwagoners. you're literally giving them the response they want.
Sebastian Gonzalez
>westbitch
Noah Smith
A Knicks fan made this post
Brandon Myers
bro this was a kino ass fucking game. it pretty much cemented that the clippies run LA
Jose Brown
warriors would still have won without KD. specially if he went to boston and beat the cavs
without kd warriors would have cap space to re sign harrison barnes and make some other moves
Noah Powell
One thing for sure Malik Monk gonna get another opportunity somewhere
David Robinson
I still remember watching the 2017/2018 Finals and loving every minute of it. KD is so much better than Lebeta at everything.
Ryder Hughes
Really, what is his problem?
Connor Price
I'm pretty sure LeBron is better at reading the first pages of books on-camera.
Henry Rodriguez
No, this franchise deserves respect. Suns in 4 guy was based for slapping the shit out of those nuggets fans. Shame he had self-restraint, he could have punished them more and send a message to the league that we command respect not only the team on the floor but the fans as well.
William Davis
Never cared about the craptors, I live on the west coast. If KD and Klay never got hurt they woulda won it so easily.
Joshua Morales
he terk her jerb
Daniel Baker
Barnes was not welcome back after he shit the bed in the 2016 Finals.
Adam Ortiz
>Shame he had self-restraint, he could have punished them more and send a message to the league that we command respect not only the team on the floor but the fans as well.
Lucas Bailey
>"I don't think a lot of people was educated
can some one explain the origin of this to me?