/tugão/ - it can happen again Edition

It won't, though. This Liverpool isn't sstupid Subedition

LIGA NOS:
>01/04
SC Braga【3-2】Benfica
>02/04
B SAD【2-0】Portimonense
Arouca【2-1】Gil Vicente
Estoril【1-2】Vizela
Famalicão【1-2】Boavista
>03/04
Marítimo【1-3】Tondela
Moreirense【0-1】Vitória
Sporting【2-0】Paços
>04/04
FC Porto【2-0】Santa Clara (FOR NOW)

STANDINGS
FC Porto 73
Sporting CP 70
Benfica 61
Braga 52
Gil Vicente 46
Vitória 39
Estoril 34
Maritimo 33
Paços de Ferreira 33
Santa Clara 31
Boavista 30
Portimonense 29
Vizela 29
FC Famalicão 28
Arouca 26
Tondela 25
B SAD 21
Moreirense 20

>CHAMPIONS LEAGUE
Benfica【05/04】Liverpool

>EUROPA LEAGUE
SC Braga【07/04】Rangers

>CONFERENCE LEAGUE
>

WORLD CUP QUALIFIERS
Portugal【3 - 1】Turkey
>29/03
Portugal【2-0】Macedonia

Sofia Oliveira vocaroo:
>vocaroo.com/19n44Ksvdkt4

Prev:

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Benfica 1 - Liverpool 0

That Liverpool was legit shit

Oh, come on, let's not dos tonight

Why is tugão so dead?

Porto won

Tugão has been dead for over a month

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Vamos sporting

>european champion
>legit shit
what

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Minhe Noss Sinhore d'Fatime
I MUST COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMLONIZE a terra du Brasile!

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NT played. No one really cares about it.
The league is more than decided.
Jannies sometimes ban a lot of anons.

they were though
just like Porto in 2005 but not in 2006
often happens

it was legitimately a clown show how the var reversed the rightly given yellow
not only is there no contact its blantant how he was unafected by anything, he just kicked the ball too far and decided to fall well after gettimg past the gk to try and make something out of it
he shouldve gotten a match ban for diving like they wanted to implement some years ago not

you're mentally retarded and I doubt you even were alive back then

you're projecting and that's ok
you'll get over it once you reach puberty

Força Meité

>FC Porto 2006 not stronger than FC Porto 2005
I know we had Luís Fabiano in 2005, but FC Porto 2006 is the ultimate meme team with a solution for everything (except defeating Aritm-

>tfw finally got the coof
its over for me lads ill never see boifica winning the cl

#Benfica XI #UCL

Vlachodimos; Gilberto, Otamendi, Vertonghen, Grimaldo; Weigl, Taarabt, Rafa, Everton; Gonçalo Ramos, Darwin Núñez

>everton
>taarabt
why do we keep playing these shitters? especially everton. literally just put paulo bernardo next to weigl jesus christ.

Well we had a good run benficabros, lets try not to get humiliated too much

Paulo Bernardo is the new João Carvalho. Just play Meite and Seferovic

Honest question, why would a benfica fan pay and invest the time into watching a game like this? We all know what's gonna happen. Why would you pay to most likely see your team being crushed and have a shitty time? I just don't get it. I get it for close games when the teams are more or less evenly matched like with Ajax but that is not the case tonight.

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Serious question: why is Otamendi still Benfica's captain? Why not the Belgian dude?

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>everton AGAIN
just ship him back to brazil

no refunds

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>taarabt

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>the time it takes everton to react

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>um tackle
>um desarme
why do portuguese people keep using (and mispronouncing) this "tackle" word?

post it

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>reading comprehension

they're used for the exact same thing in their respective languages, brainlet.

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>Diaz crushing Benfica's hopes and dreams
A bad night for Benfiquista's women tonight

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>assisted by Otamemedi
quino

read again, i said we werent shit in 2006 but were in 2005
though we were still preety bad when compared with the jesualdo years

mr roger schmidt save me....

>not even Champions Benfica can save /tugão/
We are truly dead. Back to /copalib/, then

mods banned everyone. i kinda just forgot about /tugão/ because of the faggot janny. very sad.

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>be me as a kid playing soccer escolinhas
>Paulo Sérgio is getting drunk and talking shit to the ref

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is this the coach who wins unbeated titles in portugal? lol

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any coach can win at porto because they bribe refs
look up apito dourado

allo, Peter here. Wondering if you guys might have insight into this question. I'm wondering what sneakers are typically popular in Portugal. I know Adidas and puma are classic shoes for fans, but I didn't know which is the more popular company or if there is something I don't know. What do you guys usually wear to matches? Something comfortable? Is it usually hot during game time? I'm planning next season to see a Porto game so I'm curious.

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in that Benfica squad you had guys that known the matreirice way better than this current squad.
I am tired of Otamendi and his retarded mistakes that leads to goals. I am tired of Taarabat missing passes that leads to goals and then who subs him is another piece of shit called Meite, Beto was shit but at least tried and fought in those CL games ffs
I dont know what is wrong with Joao Mario but he lost the few speed he had. if he is in such bad shape dont call even to the bench until fit. let Bernardo or some other kid play instead of those 3

Going back to Otamendi, for way less Ferro was benched for over a year until they finally allowed him to go


Everton has been defending right helping Grimaldo. The problem is when players attack they are all alone against the world, see Darwin or Rafa or even Gilberto, because this "coach" thinks he is still coaching the Bs. The flaws the Bs have he brought to this squad

Weigl is not a 6, he is 8 but forced to play as a 6. In this squad we dont have a 6 and we didnt bother to bring back Florentino

You should start giving play time to the young boys. Your boomers let you down and, let's face it, there is no way you can reach the 2nd place at this point. So bring those boys Dantas, Bernardo, the Jota that was loaned to a Scottish team etc, and also Ferro and Vinícius

Dude, i know that we would stay in 3rd place since december
We should have brought back Florentino, look for another 8, remove the Pizzis, Almeidas, Taarabats, Meites, etc to prepare the next season. and get a fucking coach and not this guy that was doing a great job in the Bs which also lead messing with the Bs
But Benfica did nothing, it seems they were more busy pleasing DSOliveira and trying to do their best for another negociata with Darling, which we wont get much money because the %s belong to everyone, and once again Jorge Mendes appeared and claimed as his player which means another % to him.

Vinicius wont be back because that was another deal of having a player for 1year by paying an absurd price so Mendes can put it in another team a season later, which failed.
Jota wont be back because of how he was treated and his father wants money. Ferro is marked by the fans
And yeah, Bernardo, another kid that Mendes put his hands on a few months ago, which means another season and bye

Current Benfica is disgusting and pisses me off. It will be impossible to maintain some base in the squad with shit like this

Men in porto usually wear these, they make them for woman too

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Belos ténis

*Téni

>portugal 3-0 gana
>portugal 1-0 Uruguai (we park the bus)
>portugal 2-0 South korea

>brazil 0-1 servia
>brazil 1-4 Suiça
>brazil 2-2 camarões
Screencap this.

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>Screencap this.
nop

Janny bans me on account of me often saying i would enjoy having sex with a filipino woman.

Portuguese man in the rural areas often wear boots, made for walking the valleys full of wildlife like your local benfiquista drunkard or the protective portista-sem-dentes.

bump

Villareal going full Porto mode