/Heem/ /Hem/ edition

mate who fucking cares its been discussed ad nauseam we'll find out on saturday

Top 3 fights are great, rest of it sucks, even the prelims don't have interesting prospects fighting or whatever. People are overrating how good this card is.

Damm that black gentleman has a very thin penis

Hot take: Usman isn't juicing. It's just blacknetics and white bois are seething.

Oh yeah then? So what do we have the thread for? Oh what's that? For mma? Yeah that's what I thought

>Great genetics, so many people are jelly at this build bro

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when is ngannou going to FIGHT?

boxes next year

Shavkat, Luque, Khizriev, Whittaker, Costa, maybe Muniz.

It really is over for the UFC if khamzat loses on Saturday

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He won't beat those guys.

Lots of people would look real stupid if he does lose

Usman went from gassing in 3rders to matching the output of Colby in the championship rounds, no sweat.
Truly a natty inspiration to us all

He might lose. It's not a foregone conclusion. Gilly Beans is tough.

Burns, Zombie and Aljaman will win

I come here to binge on cringe

how? wouldn't that save them? if khamzat punches out everyone in 1 round, he'll get jon jones syndrome, people will stop caring when the fight is a foregone conclusion eventually

Absolutely cringe.

Learn about Ian Garry pls. He's the next mcgregor

main card at 0400
f1 start at 0700
we are doing this

Bones became a point-fighter. If Khamzat keeps finishing people, everyone will tune in and he also has the muslim market behind him

>

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Our boy Hiro might get heemed
twitter.com/mmarecorder/status/1510932674524852229

>hendo killing BITCHping
based

Name one non white mma journalist

Talmabout Giblet "Nonchinho" Bums?

>f1
POOF

heh... didn't get so many (you)'s today
better think of sometuing fast.....

S
C
H
A
U
B

> Usman thinks he can knock Canelo out because after scoring his first ko.
This nigga literally delusional.

couldn't name one either way b

is he really fighting or am i losing something in translation

Brett Okamoto. Easy

> "Ayo, since you from the streets and Colby not, do you think he really bout that life?"

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Is it just me or does Hazmat have a very light, almost undistinguishable, but present british accent now?

youtu.be/VRQYcy3Woi0

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>bali or thailand
my mans knows whats up

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name an aryan mma journalist
i'll start; brendan schaub

remember when Magumba looked like he was about to pass out after beating the living shit out of Stipe for 5 minutes then he showed up with Usmeng in his party and won by wrestling in the later rounds?

Schaub is a big Jew.

it comes and go, it's actually fucking thick at some times, but he goes in and out of it.
youtube.com/watch?v=0i-AozyRxEY

Khabib didn't even fight half of the roster, how is he considered the GOAT? There were plenty more top 15 matchups for him that he never had to fight,

name a fighter that fought half of the roster.

Anyone else notice that Khabib doesn't have a single good win on his record?

he absolutely does have a tinge of scouse now, you can hear it in the ariel interview with him and till especially

>Dropped by Bryce Mitchell

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masvidal

Khabib fought like 3 legit top 10 fighters, that's it.

checked & wasted

ever since Masvidal won the BMF belt(by doctor stoppage lol) he's been knocked the fuck out, wrestlefucked, and sent to prison.

Even Dana doesnt put Khabib as goat

he needs to go back to 155. sure its more competitve but he has a better chance at beating his opponents there

>the heckin numby wumbies!

nope.

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If he keeps finishing people he'll be bigger than khabib or Conor and Dana would literally pay him ,100 mil to keep him from retirement

Wait why isn't latifi fighting oleinik?

that's good, he's not the goat. but danas opinion is literally negative credibility to any argument so idk why you would bring it up

For me it's:
Food: Thai Curry
Drink: Kombucha or Seltzer Water
Favorite Color: Green
Favorite Movie: The Breakfast Club(with many close seconds)
Favorite song: Missing You by John Waite
Favorite band or Musician: Third Eye Blind
Favorite All Time Fight: idk but some great ones were Strickland Hall and Costa Romero
Favorite Knockout: Stipe DC 2
Favorite Sport to watch other than MMA: NFL football
Favorite submission: Heel hook
Favorite weight workout: overhead press
Favorite Athlete: Josh Allen
Favorite Place to travel: Trinidad/Argentina
Favorite animal: Giant Sloth(extinct)
Favorite Holiday: Thanksgiving
Favorite Hobby: Singing/guitar

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nah he is a can

Based Green/Cronenberg appreciator.

embarrassing

Now say good night

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HHHHHEEEMMMMM

The Fly is a good one as well. That might be my favorite movie honestly. It's up there.

In which round is he finna get buck broken

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the absolute state of you

injured latifi
cheesecake
blue gatorade
red
the martian
none
none
khabib vs gaethje
henderson vs bisping
boxing
rear naked choke
dumbbell curl
paulo costa
none
wolf
none
none

pleb

reeks of douche

What are you eating?

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it was a joke y'autistic b?

Sterling's output vs Yan in r1 was the biggest i have ever seen doesn't change the fact that he's gonna lose though

>Conor mentally flushed by basically having his entire lineage set for life
>Dustin is a good win but still in Abu Dhabi, so climate bullshit advantage
>Gaethje compromised harder by the climate, Khabib didn't even make weight
genuinely hope that Charles breaks the record and shit on him, his "legacy" not lasting even one champion before him would be hysterical

Baddest mf but as in the least good

my wife farah

SCOUSED

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You've seen Videodrome/Spider? Probably my two favourites of him. Highly recommend.

nothing til sundown, b

This is how I thought Gane vs Ngubu was going to be...

Does your favourite fighter recognize the state of Israel?

2nd

Yikes

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I tried to watch Videodrome once but I didn't get into it. I know the famous scene where James Woods started reaching into his own stomach though. James Woods was awesome in The Virgin suicides. I should check those out. My friend is a big fan of Cronenberg.

>Adesanya has 12 fights in the UFC
>Only 4 TKO

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My favorite fighter is going to delete Israel of history.

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Food: don't have a favorite
Drink: don't have a favorite
Favorite Color: don't have a favorite
Favorite Movie: don't have a favorite
Favorite song: don't have a favorite
Favorite band or Musician: don't have a favorite
Favorite All Time Fight: don't have a favorite
Favorite Knockout: don't have a favorite
Favorite Sport to watch other than MMA: don't have a favorite
Favorite submission: don't have a favorite
Favorite weight workout: don't have a favorite
Favorite Athlete: don't have a favorite
Favorite Place to travel: don't have a favorite
Favorite animal: don't have a favorite
Favorite Holiday: don't have a favorite
Favorite Hobby: don't have a favorite

:(

Pereira sucks and Strickland is going to beat him.

Now that the dust has settled, why did he do it?

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damn dudes, u guys have really bad taste

>g*erman
>boring af
imagine my shock

Try giving it another chance, it's a great film. His son is good too. See if you can watch Possessor, in case you're into that body horror thing.

They both suck. I'd honestly rather Strickland lose because he's a boring loudmouth points fighter.

Boring German.
No wonder ya'll can't fight and shit.
I'm also German too muh dawg.

Fer shure.

I like too many things and am shit at picking favorites

Strickland Hall was an awesome fight. He dissected Uriah after he came off that Weidman leg break.

Paulo losing the story hard on twitter....

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...

you pussies will literally lose your minds when strickland shuts out pereira 30-27 and in that moment you'll all finally understand what it's like to live in my twisted freaking world

after the dust has settled, and you really go back to look at this record in the UFC... it's honestly not impressive. Like I already stated, he only fought 3, maybe 4 guys that were both top tier AND well rounded. he beat some good strikers, but that's obvious and unimpressive considering his wrestling style. even the top tier guys he did beat, were on their decline of their careers. it's honestly not that impressive of a record, and I'm not being a hater nor do I really dislike him at all. I wish he would have stuck around longer to test himself with the newer wave of talent.

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The GOATs are reclaiming their thrones

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we giddit

Not even cazzies rate khaduck anymore. It’s honestly funny how little people cared when he retired lol

paulo never lost the tw*tter story

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Who remembers the night Gaethje buck broke Michael Johnson?

*yawns*

Burns, Sterling, KZ are all big underdogs lads...do any of them win?

Strickland needs to fight an exciting fighter to put on an exciting fight. Some boring fighters need reckless but fun fighters to bring out the fun in them. Like Islam was a lot more exciting vs Bobby Green than most of his fights have been.

The truth is none of us know what's going to happen because it hasn't happened yet

So basically only good at crushing cans?

one of them will, unsure who but one of them will

i heard what's gonna happen so i do know

If KZ stays conscious he can win 48-47 by fighting long. Aljo's only chance is an early sub, he ain't winning. Burns could drop Chimaev, no one knows if borz has a chin or not

All three are violently heemed

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I didn't watch it live but i rewatched it and damn what a bunch plodding zombie retards. Based but also retarded mush brains.

$100 on each big underdog is free money

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Ortega has a submission threat. Volk doesn't. KZ can load up on knees and uppercuts when Volk comes in

Absolutely based.

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Give me the title shot dana, I am ready

Gaethje was fun to watch back then though... I miss that Gaethje. Now all he does is run his mouth and fight smart.

aljo and kz both win.

Cope. Ortega barely ever initiates grappling. KZ is flushed

prime gsp beats usman and this is not even boomer delusion. name one thing usman does better

> submission threat
yet Volk beat the piss out of him with ground n pound. he's gonna take zombie down and beat him up.

MMA math doesn't work. KZ has better than a 18% chance like odds are implying

Fuck Dana

What race is Oliveira?

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gsp got ko'd by matt sera

everyone knows

I don’t need MMA math to determine a flushed fighter will get BTFO

Helwani

he is pardo (multiracial)

Khamzat beats both in same night

Prime GSP loses to Usman and then beats him in the rematch.

macaco de concreto

prime GSP gets abducted by aliens then retires.

Maybe but that retarded style of having your head battered into goo was never going to work in the long run.

It’s funny how Americans get called mutts but half the world looks like this

What's Oliveira weight on fight night?

170

Idk 175?

About 566 bananas

Ratlip smeshes gsp

idk, but it's hilarious how starting 2 years ago, I always posted in these threads that Oliveira would become champ(althought I thought he would be the one to beat Khabib) and now he is champ after khabib ran from him.

usman got choked out by a no name bum

hs gets jabbed for 5 rounds

Gay shit piss fought in a weak era.

i am better than all of u the same way khabib is better than any competing ufc

everyone told me he was a hearlet and would never be champ.

So fictionally?

>Schaub goes balls deep in this dimey dime every day

Life is so unfair

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>the last thing dilbert sees before waking up

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This is simply fact. The Canadian twink would probably just suck him tho

fuck off nerd ur a bitch

more like the first thing he sees when waking up

Her new plastic diaper ass looks so retarded from the back kek

these thot moms are sad, i feel bad for the kids honestly
how has mrs garbrandt been

I still have yan in the picks but aljo could absolutely win

Where is this pic from

SEETHING

Khabib was so much better than everyone else that its hilarious that people still seethe over him

Gilbert Burns doesn't have a single submission win at welterweight in the UFC.

LOL

Her pussy is destroyed.

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Haha yeah it looks so dumb someone post it lol

*hapsplosions are so violent that they cause the undefeated #1 pfp fighter in the world to abandon his livelihood and his late fathers plan and retire early out of sheer fear*

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>fake ass
Why the fuck would (((someone))) do this?

Blame brazil

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It’s not even worth posting literally a early 2010s tier Kim K fake diaper ass looks awful

To attract black men

If black men like plastic butts it only goes to show how retarded they are.

It's not our fault that our women got some big asses

Post it as a joke lmao

i'm a re*ublican and i'm vaxed

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>Conor can't drop ba-

Uhhh h8rbros....?

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Cody Garbrandt is such an ugly retard.

Same

Yes it is

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It looks and pussy is pussy you just have a little dick so it makes u insecure

I literally have no idea what any of this is suppose to mean

Bearded, non-arrogant Luke subs Faggy and Pereira in the first.

Candid camera inside dern tills anus

Awful and derivative

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It doesn't feel like a real butt. It's disgusting.

mrs garbrandt is the thot of my dreams

>It looks and pussy

They just take fat from other parts of your body. You could never tell by feeling it

Just saved a peach of a webm. Stay tuned.

Why would you do that to yourself? Get tattoos over your body to look like a disgusting freak? That shit slips into your lymph nodes and gives you cancer.

The anticipation is killing me

Not all of them. Some of them are some kind of cushioned pads literally inserted into their ass.

sorry, i got tatted for my own reasons, not to impress pizzaface mcchud

Ew do you really think Tilloid is taking it up the bum from Khamzat?

Tattoos are aesthetically displeasing, but what doesn't give you cancer these days? Scientists have even found microplastics in rain and placenta.

post tramp stamp faggot

Why aren't there that many Jewish MMA fighters?

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Because you're a retard?

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i struggle to think of a logical alternative for a married man with children that has spent the last 3 months of his life living with an anonymous man he just met

That’s what poor hood rats do. Schaub would never allow his girl to do that

because they're being paid to by some crypto rugpull you faggot

Just got inked today, lads. Watcha think?

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Take ur meds schizo

yeah bro thats exactly whats in my arm and it goes directly up your mothers ass

tattoos are supposed to have meaning

why did you do it in swedish if you are a brown

Low IQ faggot retard.

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isnt paul craig jewish?

oh for sure b, they get extra bitcoin for each minute they last in the sauna too

can i get a video with sound?

>jordan-peterson-joe-rogan-tattoo.webm

No

Kek you fuck a 60 year old woman? You better start buying me shit right now dad or I'm gonna angry and heem the fuck out of you.

fooled me

my walkout song would have to be apple bottom jeans

what's a lymph node? what does it do?

WTF A RANDOM PIC???? ITS OVER TATTOO BROS....

horrible comeback b

i also said i fist her sagging crusting disgusting ass

he's a Plebbit normie who saw Inglorious Basterds and thought it was based.

take his car out for a spin, thatll show him

any good news, guys?

Is izzy scare?

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tattoos are hella cringe and let me know youre one of the poofs on sight

>Lymph nodes filter substances that travel through the lymphatic fluid, and they contain lymphocytes (white blood cells) that help the body fight infection and disease. There are hundreds of lymph nodes found throughout the body. They are connected to one another by lymph vessels.

lol soivenia has an unsightly tattoo and a short penis and an peahead. it's over

I thought the Nazis getting fucked up was based

Right here...
*heems you*

Fucking kek, this niggas gonna buck break themselves out of fear.

these mma journos have the easiest jobs, the retarded poofc fans will eat any and all headlines, they can make shit up as they go or just go to a fighter's social media and convey what they said there

too many npc's itt

>Oh no tattoo bros our freaking lymph nodes are changing colors!

Meds now

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ty :|

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Thoughts?

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same ngl. still dont really like jews though, but thats a personal thing

Gilly Beans is fighting to protect the entire UFC status quo. Their house of cards is crumbling.

Usman is also essentially coaching Burns kek Usman will probably retire and jizzy will just duck

those things will tear you apart

t. Seething tattard.

Wait are you guys seriously inked? Fucking criiinge

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So they did their job and filtered the ink? Am I missing something here?

tatturds mad

Jizzy is getting his head shrinked and his body ritually dismembered by the end of the year. He's never fighting Hazmat anyways.

He moves like a flyweight but i only need one.

Tattoos are the meme of the day

Women love tattoos. Ask your girlfriend….oh wait….

support your favorite fighters

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OH SHE IS HURT, STOP THE FIGHT STOP THE FIGHT

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>caring about some fag's tattoos
ngmi

>admitting the ink is bad and shouldn't be in your body

>khamzat simulates burns
>usman easily beats peon again and retires because his knees hurt
>khamzat beats colby for the vacant title
>BRATHA I HEV TO FIGHT FOR MIDDELWEIGHT TITEL U NO DIS BRATHA
>stuttering reporter asks for izzys opinion on this call out during a press conference
>*annoying afro-new zealand accent* AY GET SUM WINS AT MIDDLEWEIGHT FIRST
this will all happen exactly as described within the next 365 days and there's no point even screencapping because everyone already knows this

have fun with rabies

Sheeeem!

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they make more doing other things

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Tattoos are based.

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She ded?

well, whats the rating?

Usman would not be the #1 P4P fighter if he were white
Ngannou would not be the #4 P4P fighter if he were white
Yan would not be the #9 P4p fighter if he were black

You didn't need to post this.

>no khaduck

Dana knows

My girl Katlyn "Blacked Fighter" Chookagian just got re-signed! BBCbros, we're back!

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fucking retards

forgot to give one lmao. 6/10

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yeah. died right in front of her daughter for an ego lift. i can't tawlk

gotto start messing with them
...

gots to b

Yes.

Seething tattard.
>NOOOOOOO THIS FOREIGN SUBSTANCE I PUT ON MY SKIN IS TOTALLY NORMAL! I'M NOT AN IMPULSIVE RETARD!

>Favorite weight workout: overhead press
A workout is all the exercises done in a session, ohp is an exercise, not a workout.

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He answered deadlift for his so I did one exercise as well.

why do you care though? just don't get any
>seething

Ok. Who asked, though?

Why the fuck would she even attempt that if she's obviously nowhere near strong enough to make it

heard that Aljaman is gonna snap yan in half

Why are you seething? Cause you made an irreversible decision that could affect your health for life?

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just tattooed brendan schaubs wife

Tell me more Jared that’s soooo interesting

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Did you already post Aljo reading in the embedded?

the biggest car in eurore is a bettle bug

that nigga is strong

Anyone else hoping aljo gets brutally heemed?

Correct

i eat everybody brazza men women everybody

>/pol/cuck
everytime

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they post it becuase the girl they liked and got too scard to talk to got fucked by someone with a tattoo or i guess.

>fighter might lose
surely not

You haven't seen the new P4P rankings yet?

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all mongs

Well yeah if they were white theyd have been knocked the fuck out

looks like the kind of meme card that's taylor-made for reddit

>taylor-made

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>taylor

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I fucking love the reaction of that jew getting punched

>taylor-made

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