/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - New Label Edition

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>WDC Standings:
LEC: 45 (+19)
SAI: 33 (+15)
VER: 25 (+25)
RUS: 22 (+10)
HAM: 16 (+1)

>WCC Standings:
Ferrari: 78 (+34)
Mercedes: 38 (+11)
Red Bull: 37 (+37)
Alpine: 16 (+8)
Haas: 12 (+2)

>WEC Standings:
RIC: 122.45 (+47.62)
HAM: 106.45 (+82.44)
LAT: 101.14 (+63.39)

>News:
Sainz: "Saudi performance will help me understand my struggles with the car"
4 DRS zones in Albert Park
Perez not thinking about 2023 contract
Ricciardo expects Mclel to turn current form around and win a race in the latter part of the season

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Why is he doing it?

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Damn, he found me as well

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Kek

>Vukovich was killed in a chain-reaction crash while holding a 17-second lead on the 57th lap of the 1955 Indianapolis 500. After his car went over the outside wall and become airborne, it cartwheeled through the air multiple times landing on top of a group of parked cars before coming to rest upside down and bursting into flames. The cockpit side of his car struck a low bridge near Turn 2 when it was airborne. Boyd's car also flipped over and landed upside down as well. As the car burned, Ed Elisian stopped his undamaged car and raced towards Vukovich in an attempt to save him. It did not matter; Vukovich had perished instantly. He had been partially decapitated upon his car's impact with the low bridge. Two spectators were also injured when Vukovich's car landed on their Jeep.
>Bill Yukovich’s son and grandson followed him to Indy Car racing. His grandson would also die in a car crash.
>Several drivers of his generation have referred to Vukovich as the greatest ever in American motorsport.
Formula One wins: 2

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I have been disliking and telling F1 videos to fuck off from my youtube feed for years. So I have not been visited by based Kamui.

Top Gear legend James May
James would aprove this video

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>4 DRS zones in Albert Park
Four DRS zones Jeremy? FOUR?! That’s insane.

wtf I thought /f1/ was the most autistic general

dread it
hide from it
run
but you can't escape the Ferrari 1-2

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sloppy blowjob from Max Verstappen

What?
Banging JAV idols all the time

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Four DRS zones and a meme pick for the soft tyres. I don't know what they're attempting to do with this race.

KWAB

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Emma simps are obsessed with that goblin

Watched a documentary about this guy like a year ago. That fatal crash was brutal

Emma Raducanu is beautiful, sexy, and a big f1 fan so that is the kind of autism I can get behind

basado

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who is the Emma of f1? I think ricci

youtube.com/watch?v=j84Z_4IPbHk

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give it time. Remember the saying, if there is a gap in the algorithm that exists and you don't go for it you're no longer a Kamui Kobayashi YouTube channel

an ugly goblina?

We just need Lewis to post a topless selfie with a semi in his pants

You have to be worse than us to even watch tennis desu

Has Nico Rosberg gone too far this time? I get that he wants to grow his youtube channel, but what he's doing is dangerous and reckless.

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Stop being a /weakmind/ and post your song user

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>Emma Raducanu is beautiful

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REMOVE MERCEDES remove mercedes
you are worst constructor. you are the austrian idiot you are the german smell. return to stevenage. to our garagista cousins you may come our champinship. you may drive in the zoo….ahahahaha ,mclaren we will never forgeve you. gargista rascal FUck but fuck asshole england stink mercedes sqhipere shqipare..mercedes genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead mercedes..ahahahahahTOTOWOFL WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget 2007 .from finland we take the champion , mclraen return merc engine to your precious german….hahahahaha idiot mercedes and mclarn smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE MERCEDES FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. alpin+redbull+ferrari+alfaromeo=kill mercedes…you will 2007/ gimi alive in alfa, gimi scoring point of alfa . fast lap gimi alfa. we are rich and have sponsors now hahahaha ha because of gimi… you are ppoor stink merc… you develop in hovel hahahaha, you build car in yurt

gimi alive numbr one #7 in alfa ….fuck the renault ,..FUCKk ashol mercs no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur logo and driver. vasseur aliv and real strong wizard kill all the merc farm aminal with vroommagic now we the alfa rule .ape of the zoo principl toto wolf fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and FIAMG wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our formula we will crush u lik a skull of pig. alfa greattst team.

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Gimi unironically

I will certainly report to /f1/ immediately when it happens.
gimi

>tf
>tp

Top fucking kek.

>The Boy Who Cried Wolff
kek

kek, i hope poois will seethe about '21 for the rest of his life too

does anyone even check it out if I post it?

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This is fucking beautiful.

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Tennisbros, I kneel

So lads... The Kangaroo GP... Will it be a bull or a rari track?

sguderia berrari :DDD

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Found Emma simp

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KEK
saved

jeggo

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She’s quite clearly a 8.5/10 at the least
youtu.be/isnmepwH2Ks

I was specifically talking about But I'd listen to your song too.

What's with the meme softs, did they bring C5s?

In bongland yeah

Jeggo sparrow

HAAS Track

Check em

They're bringing C2 C3 and C5 for some reason.

I can understand watching the majors tournaments, but I don’t understand how people can watch the tinpot Miami Open, Birmingham Classic or whatever.

I understand for F1 and motorsports in general one needs to adapt if he wants to see a woman so the standards lower, but in Tennis you have like half of it female so why going for ugly ones?

I dont have any songs I was asking a rhetoric question

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So much simping for a 7/10

Then stop being a /weakmind/ and write some songs

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I think the allure of someone who looks "normal" probably makes the obsession worse

Why not?

For me, it's Lily Muni

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you think Emma posting is bad. just imagine how bad juju posting will be in a few years.

>gypsy father
>chinese mother
>born in canada
>raised in england
She really managed to draw the worst lots

Not too fond of Mexican posters to be honest.

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Suck my cock puto

>puts your balls in her holes

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>liking women

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not as brutal as Le Mans 1955, tho
it prompted Mercedes-Benz to retire from motor racing until 1987

kek

kakamol

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>pov: you're a piece of cheese

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>>chinese mother
>>born in canada
Many such cases

based

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Toto, it's totally fucking fucked m8; big time. Don't think any of your lads be getting a championship.

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Are you one of those cases?

may such a thing happen again inshallah

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disgusting, I know. imagine being an eternal slave to the vagenè. no free will, just impulses sent and controlled by the foid breeding organ.

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Based peep show enjoyer.

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allahu akhbar
death be on mercedes

Fuck no. Would rather kill myself(although I'm close to it in this shithole anyways)

Yeah, I mean is there a problem?

>running away from the problem instead of atoning by helping improve the safety systems
Typical merc behavior

Dobby was overrated.
Mark should have married that uni student.
youtu.be/cSi5-RimpnA

>tf
>tp
It's always Estonia.

Requesting a thiccening of this behind.

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gimi

I've noticed that as well. Must mean these people have a weird romantic attraction to her, if it was purely sexual they would just simp for the prettiest tennis player. Kinda sad.

Have the Alpine crew tried dangling a piece of cheese tied to a stick on the front of his helmet to make him drive faster yet?

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you mean its always me, the other estonia has been quiet for weeks

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Compress this into a shitty gif(so no one can tell the vid is in reverse) and post it on Twitter calling Nico out for reckless endangerment.

The anime spammer or the animal poster, you're right I haven't seen them in a while hope they're both okay.

Chocolate from fridge or room temperature chocolate /f1/?
For me its fridge temp
Pic very related

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Probably, but Dobby's face in this scene will always make me diamonds.

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Based Alex Albon gf stan

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when did that new album leak ?

>asking if chocolate is better at fridge temp or room temp
user it's ALWAYS fridge temp with a glass of cold water. Now I want a cold kitkat.

now this i can laugh at
imagine the gaymilton fans seethe

A dystopian novel where the 1% dictates language, thoughts and ethics

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>someone who isn't posting in /f1/ got quads

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But he just enjoys it! :D

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Kinda fancy a wank, lads

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Room temp makes it melt in your mouth which is how it is supposed to be consumed and therefore better. This is indisputable

GUYS, it's really important and I know some of you lads are capable with that stuff.
How do I search internet with results that have been "suppressed" by google ? I need to lurk on something before 2014 results and with no google censorship about the activities of someone

Lads, its getting hotter over here, and my sweaty fingers make it harder for me to post, so I will see you tomorrow.

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4plebs

archive.org maybe

Star Wars Episode I: Jedi Power Battles (LucasArts) was released 22 years ago today on PS1 and Dreamcast
F1 related because I used to play this game as a child waiting for f1 to start on itv

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>kraut flag
oh boy....

Good chocolate, room temp
Chocolate candy bars, fridge
Simple as.

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hey lewis fans,there's a site that proves that lewis is in fact the GOAT!
search for goatse.cx

>Milan throwing away scudetto again

Unless you're researching some real law breaking shit or something France doesn't want you to see you should be able to find it on Google with very specific terms in quotes and within specific dates. They mostly rely on 'deranking' results not actually blacklisting stuff.
Otherwise just try a different search engine with the same techniques.

>Frigidificated carmel in the candy bar
If it doesn't crack your teeth it'll annoyingly stick to them instead of melting and oozing in your mouthular cavity.

This is the first I've ever heard of refrigerated chocolate, and it's retarded.

>dominates you’re alrogritbms
youtu.be/6Dqf9CwfFMo
youtu.be/0UvpEa38wO8
youtu.be/ZKMUI5B06IM
youtu.be/nNBht0AejP8

kek same

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Fridge Snickers is excellent. You do have to let it warm a little but colder-than-room-temp snickers are delicious. Longer melting and oozing time in the mouth. I wouldn't put a Payday bar or something in the fridge though.
Kitkats, Reeses, and other non-caramel bars are just better fresh from the fridge.

>anons talk about chocolate
>leaf brings up caramel
>gets butthurt
KWAB

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beyond broken

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>Lewis with lower car: ''ast''
>Max with slower car: ''crashed''
You could've just asked me to post the webm, no need to be so coy about it.

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youtube.com/watch?v=wCCGT0CQ4MM
its just not the same without
OOPS
OOPS
OOPS
OOPS

does the lap time of the first lap start when the lights are out or when each car passes the start fin line

I have more respect for the people who write 1200 page fanfic porn of drivers than this.

qwant or yandex, i mainly use former because google search sucks dick nowadays but still occasionally use yandex

you riked?

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Wish we could turn back time.
To the good old days.
;_;

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the one with Massa in Monaco's hairpin is insulting
it's like he was driving a snow removal car

>dating sim!HAM is a tsundere
You know, I can’t even really argue against that

Just duckduckgo should work

>yuki, you're in my seat.

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*KWABs*

never forget what they took from us...

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>carlos which way to go? :D

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uhh uuh
SOPIA FRORSCH
UGLY

what does KWAB mean?

wrong
fridge temp makes chocolate snap when you bite, giving you that beautiful *thump* when it breaks

gimi

*thump*

I fucking love the timing on that last "oops".
Also looks like the same guy made a video about amx's crashes, but the difference is like night and day with most of them having no other victims besides himself.
youtube.com/watch?v=PEcWOjR0TrQ

Kimi Will Alway Bwoah

Its Kevin Nash's nickname

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>Chocolate candy bars, fridge
freezer my nigga

my YouTube feed is nothing but kyobiashi and jack sparrow videos

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even wronger
you get the same thing with tempered chocolate. If you're relying on the chocolate to be freezing cold and noisy to enjoy it then I am afraid you are a tastelet.

absolutely mind fucked

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Damn I never realized just how bad Monaco is for him

>help me loois :0

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> If you're relying on the chocolate to be freezing cold and noisy to enjoy it then I am afraid you are a tastelet.

So you let choclate flavored ice cream sandwiches or ice cream in room temp?

the one with retardo was a massive KWAB moment
I also like how Newey just pick up his notes and get the fuck out
yeah, he bottled there a lot

Sbarro?

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The only trashy chocolate I eat are Wunderbars and Reese cups. And I don't think I could handle any change in them. Though in the spirit of F1; namely the timeless on topic discussion topic of tire performance vs tire temperature I'll buy 2 3-Musketeers bars and do a side by side, to determine the optimal subjective operating window.

Stupid nigger, there's caramel in milkyways and snickers. The discussion covered "candybars" ,anyway, my butthurts please give it a kiss to make it feel better.

Between 4 and 7 degrees C is ideal for chocolate and that is objectively correct

>the same guy
A big gimi pfp, he's one of >us

>max current wdc
>ferrari championship title fight
>bottas/alfa, kmag/haas redemption
>merc*des and mcreddit crippled and exposed
>alpine alive
how did everything start to go so right? blessed

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for me, is salted-caramel dark chocolate

make mick win his first podium and it's a great season

This, but it also has to be 30°K

Yeah, he tends to push it too hard on street circuits, like what happened in Jeddah qualies last year.
He did fine this year though so maybe he's calmed down a bit and Monaco "might" go somewhat smoothly for him.

listen here you 7year old boy, we're discussing the nuances of chocolate here not your choccy ices that mum lets you have after mass on Sundays. Stay off the big boy table

HUSKI CHOCOLATE
HUSKI CHOCOLATE
HUSKI CHOCOLATE

I have never in my life seen a Huski chocolate bar. And I have travelled alot.

/f1/ - Relentless Chocolatier General

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Pretty sure Huski Chocolate is Marcus Ericsson's avante garde NFT scheme.

Kek

for me, it's dark chocolate melted into hot milk with brown sugar and a cozy night

for me it's fazer

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That might be because it's chocolate milk.
Had it once, nothing special

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for me, it's norwegian milk chocolate

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Hermano...
I just figured out what sbarro means.

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Nice girl chocolate Kaarina

No wonder that other user is being recomended Johnny Depp vids

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inb4 euros start jerking off kinder buenos.

out of the way, peasants.

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Move over, overpriced chocolate fucking shits.

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>yanks having an opinion on chocolate

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For me, it's Cocio

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Fucking hell everyone around me raves about those like they once raved about nutella and bacon

Heh, coc

Based

What the hell
I'm getting the same shit.

Does anyone like these? I think theyre pretty nice

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bros bros where ya at

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>someone says something mean to me
>check their flag
>dust off the "muh american" tactic to save face
Sorry for making you feel like less of a woman Kaarina.

my posts point was that you guys eat chocolate that tastes like hangover and say its good

Candy is for children

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Out of my way plebs

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>his chocolate bar isn't sexist
lmao

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I hate that feel when i wake up from a long nap and I’m still kinda foggy in the brain department and still sleepy and not refreshed, desu.

Based. Nobody likes these so they're always the ones left over so I can have them

Didn't ask for your sob story Kaarina, just making a statement.

Good evening friends, i missed you. I don't go into Yea Forums at all anymore because I'm trying to fast and the first i was greeted by on Yea Forums two days ago is a pair of massive tits.
Anyway, how are you feeling about how the shitters Jorj and Goblando are wasting their careers? Feels good

For me it's Coffee Crisp

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cope

I want some of this

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Posting this again

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always wanted to try one of these, I hear they're godlike

Even after being made aware of hershey using puke flavour in their chocolate...I still like it.

Right here bro

Great taste too

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Imagine kitkats with more crunch(more crispy) and coffee flavoured. I like them though
What the fuck

>his pickled herring isnt sexist

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Feel kinda bad for themN but then I remember how checo was left out for the better part of 7 years and how he's coming back, they'll have their chance again.

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I used to work at a Godiva Chocolatier boutique for 5 years

im going to canada on friday la, I can get you one and post it when i come back

Haha la fica

So I'm not the only one?

These are great yeah.

Got it reversed, but most euros do this after KWAB'd on, just like the czechanon.

For me, it's the humble koetjesreep

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>buying processed capitalist brand chocolate
ngmi

based
youtu.be/HGvjGJ9II9Q

>someone says something mean to me
>check their flag
>dust off the "muh eyropoors" tactic to save face

I've always wanted to try these, its consistently voted in the top 10 best chocolates in the world

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My brother in Christ,i eat them by goobering on them then periodically sucking up the half dissolved saliva toffee mixture.

American acting real tough for a country who deliberately adds the taste of vomit to their chocolate

(You)
t.retard leaf that consistently messes up something as simple as replying to Yea Forums posts.

pic unrelated but F1 related nonetheless

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and shit ton of sugar (fructose syrup)

Out of the fucking way Yuropoor chocolates, for I present the best chocolate bar

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How does it feel being subject to this based on your flag? Not a good feeling is it?

smol

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Where does one get raw, unbranded communist chocolate?

for me it's artisanal chocolate made in Perugia
there's this store in the city centre that has quite a good variety and some based flavors, i tried a few different ones and ended up liking the following three the most:
1. 70% dark with cinnamon
2. 70% dark with red fruits
3. milk chocolate with coconut

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From the Incan empire's cocoa rations of course.

Looks like our Milky Way bar here. Isn't that a thing where a Mars here is something else in America?

I wanted to posted this, but you already know anons wouldn't understand.

we have that in europe, its sold as milky way (not to be confused with us milky way)

by nibbling on pure unadulterated and raw south african cocoa beans

What's the most F1 related chocolate of all time?

their most iconic chocolate maker (Hershey) basically ripped off everything John Cadbury did too. Shameful bunch of lads they are

AAAAAAHHHHHH

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Why is coca cola doing this?

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Oh no that's right last time I posted a 3m bar the entire thread discovered they're marketed as different products in different countries, then the entire thread derailed into a candy thread, just like right now.

>Perugia
>Fast Animals And Slow Kids poster
:)
Too bad they became cucks

less sugar more on*ons product

Because sugar isn't healthy

In Canada we have drinks that are sparking water with a bit of soda flavour and 0 sugar. I kinda like 'em.

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Well, this time it derailed because of a Serb that refrigerates his bars.

Bruh you live in south america, just by the mexican version with cane sugar in them. They're better but they're more expensive here now.
>Because sugar isn't healthy
Yes but sweetener is way healthier. Look at my flag.

>I'll have 2 triple whoppers and 3 large fries
>and a diet coke
I LOL every time.

>what the americans call a 3 musketeers we call a milky way
>what the americans call a milky way we call a mars bar
Can any of the yanks ITT tell me if they sell a Mars bar over there, and if so what the fuck is in it

>Niki Lauda's trained monkey proved superior Alain Prost's trained rat
grim

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How does /f1/ stand on Lion bars? I remember buying the XL version of these from the vending machine at middle school whenever I got through test week.

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user that was sarcasm...pls tell me you you knew that.

I'm not looking after my health by choosing to drink c*ke
we have sugarless sprite with flavoring, it's nice but expensive.
>mexican version with cane sugar in them.
imitations taste like ass, only pepsi is a suitable replacement

I personally enjoy a lion bar, however I had a white lion bar last week and it was disgusting. Actually threw it away

they're decent enough, has the mouthfeel of a chunky brown cock

This shit is always confusing but im pretty sure milky ways are our versions of mars bars.

>fuck off it's early race next
why the fuck dont' they race later

sugarless any kind of coke is a crime against humanity

I was simply recounting a related meme about fat American's acting like diet soda will solve their fatness problem.
I knew you were being sarcastic don't worry bro.

>lauda trained a monkey
>prost trained a rat
>jos verstappen trained a lion
What other animals have been trained to drive cars

picked up two 6ers of this today /f1/

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The real question is why can't I find Kofola here.

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neat

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Didier Pironi was a literal porpoise

For me? My favorite candy? Well for me, if you asked me, I’d have to say Reese’s are my favorite candy.

>imitations taste like ass, only pepsi is a suitable replacement
I just felt some brain cells die after reading this. Idk what you're on but mexican cokes are as close to the original pre-corn syrup coke era.

Nah it's completely different

Neat!

for me, it's

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Checo has been described as just 'animal'. Still up for debate

tried them once, way too sweet

>mexican cokes
I'm in panama, we don't get those here. the closest thing is uni cola and that's a bland culombian knockoff.

>fruit flavored candy
bro just eat the fruit

>In 2014, one of the twins, Gilles Pironi, joined Mercedes AMG Petronas as an engineer.
He fucking knew

>I knew you were being sarcastic don't worry bro.
Oh okay, but you should start using the 2008 rescission era version of americans buying 2 or 3 foot long subway subs and thinking a diet coke will offset it. Use to see that alot.

why is subway so shit nowadays? it used to be good

Lando's also been describes as a Muppet, and Rizzo the Rat was both a rat and a Muppet so maybe there's a crossover between training animals and training Muppets to drive cars

>you are not immune to kamui kobayashi propaganda

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For me it's Skittles.

American "candy" fucking sucks

I kekked

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Do people still buy these?

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Tried the cassis version of this not long ago
Finnish coworker brought them but nobody wanted this one

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>click on "more options"
>"Not interested"
>no more kamui kobayashiilling
desu!

>I'm in panama
What do you guys blockade everything that comes literally 2km from the north? Or do you guys just not trade with mexico at all, which I find weird.

franchised them out to people who aren't good business owners, poor marketing strategy (sandwiches basically haven't changed in 20 years), quality control has gone massively downhill, plus stupidly expensive now.

kob trained an animal

Take a sniff
Pull it out
The taste is gonna move ya when you pop it in your mouth

This but with every F1 related youtube video

didn't ask

2014 was the best year of my life

This used to have so many ads a decade ago and now you never see a single one. Did they die out or something?

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Don't mind me, just posting the worst skittles flavor known to man
>American "candy" fucking sucks
>like skittles
Well user I have a surprise for you.

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we don't have a border with them

They still sell them here, but they reformulated their recipe for Juicy Fruit

Skittles originate in the UK you heathen. I know it's owned by an American company now, but that doesn't change its British origins.

Kuni and Migu

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it's time to desuposting!
F1 related as Suiseiseki's green is Aston Martin's british racing green

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F1 because F1 has British origins but was also ruined by the yanks

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>The Angolan national circuit racing championship took off last weekend with the Namibe street circuit

Now this is proper racing.
F1 racing at Namibe when?

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>alpine alive
not if their engines can’t last one race.

And the correct flavour for the purple skittle is BLACKCURRANT, not GRAPE

I just remembered the German user with the really old grandmother, has anyone any updates?
I think jorj is a massive hypocrite but the other shithead isn't so bad i suppose

>Chapter 1 - New F1 Order
>As I'm writing this, it's undeniable that Formula 1 needs to be redesigned, revolutionised and cleansed from filth. I have encountered the filth in 2019, merely second year of my F1 activity. If this filth isn't eradicated, they will have such a grasp on F1, even more than now and lead it to ruin. Heed my word, for this filth are Engl-
>"hey Charles have you signed yet?"
>"oh sorry haha I forgot how to spell my name ;P I'm so stupid, I'm done now"

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How did skittles get away with this?

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No shit user, but you do have the most busy port/canal in south america.

Was that an animal walking in front of the cars?

SOVL

Mexico is just a distant country to us, they barely are present here in any fashion. Big exporters like the US, China, Germany and even Japan have a presence here though.

gimi

So instead of getting cars from the VW, BMW, etc mexican plants, you guys just import cars straight from japan or actually get them from brazil?

first time posing gimi in a few days (of my own accord)

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can't wait to see what he does on sunday

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wtf ferraribros I thought we weren't garagistas

I havent posted here since the 2016 season but why the fuck is this general so fast now? I came back to Yea Forums for the first time in ages last week and you guys even had a sticky going on for raceday

>Webber on pole

I've seen this picture so often, but is that actually kimi? it kind of looks like young eminem

Looks very italian. Like leaving untreated steel chassis out in the rain before you coat them the next day.

I have posted that word less than 5 times in my life. I feel like if you post it too much it loses its value

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kek

No april fools since have beaten the day us team Peanut Butter bros took P1

>he didn't have all of them

95% of all the posters is the same hivemind creature who's doing some weird experience here. I'm one of the sentient anons ama

both ways, everything comes by boat. Land imports are not as big. There's only one major road that goes to Costa Rica from here. We might as well be an island.

P1*

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jag arrows

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I like them a lot

Amogus

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Word on the street is: it's good to be racist
Can anyone confirm or deny?

he will just get a Grand Chelem what else do you even expect?

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your dubs confirmed it aleady

well racists in formula 1 make quite a bit of money so I'd say so yeah

looks like a poor mans mars bar. but for me it's pic related

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gimi

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he was really close in bahraiin

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Sebastian Vettel is a flaming homosexual.

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Chocolatefags deserve it for how they tried riding on PeanutbutterCHAD's coattails by claiming they also won because of muh alliance

>One of the sponsors of Ricciardo’s F1 team McLaren, Smartsheet, has decided to hand over the space where their logo would usually sit, on the ‘halo’ of the car, to DeadlyScience - a non-profit organisation that encourages Indigenous students to pursue careers in science, technology, engineering and maths by providing remote schools with resources, books and mentoring opportunities.
watoday.com.au/sport/motorsport/it-s-bloody-deadly-ricciardo-mclaren-to-showcase-indigenous-charity-to-the-world-20220402-p5aaa5.html

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this sunday's exposure poll beter have all the votes into retardo

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This has been manipulated, man

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>Not only will he be carrying a nation’s hopes at Albert Park

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>tfw mini

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It's called an april fools, we went shitposting

>deadly science
Bit ironic

if hamilel manages to get another p10 or lower i don't care how bad retardo does, i'm voting for the neekeri

VER
GEGAAN

You learn something everyday, logistically getting cars from brbr is cheaper and a shorter trip than from mexico. Plus I've never owned a brazilian product so idk if their cars are better products then mexico's.

I will never forget the hype of watching chocolate and peanut butter bros unite to KWAB out creamcucks.

enough with Checo's round, gigantic, firm-yet-supple ass fellas ok?

>he didn't have them all
lmao kek

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replaying the old Tomb raider games. Now I know why I girls being mean to me turns

F1 related because I say so

based strokeposter

candy wars and board merge were the only good april fools.

>Now I know why I girls being mean to me turns
wot did he means bye dis

based

>imagining using this and then complaining about r*ddit
KWAB

Day of the Rake was kino

yea it wasn't bad, at least not obnoxious like the emotes were. This year was just a horrible version of the 2019 emote thing.

Are you, are you having a stroke or a seizure?

nah, it was just to show off here
hated the emojis, good riddance

I meant to say turned me on but I imagine Lara Croft pointing a Gun at my head and telling me that every breath I take is a gift and I got fainted I got that erect.

F1 related because the red car has the same effect

migi

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just don't take that to the level of that one German user

he's gonna die on track and we all know it, deep inside. he's too beautiful for this world to be allowed to live long

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Even that sickness shit wasn't that bad. I also remember fortunes but I'm not sure that was april fools

what did German user do? Hope nothing too German

i do remember fortunes too, not sure when it was but i assume the novelty wore off quickly.

It was VERY german, in fact

bambi.jpg

Jesus then don't tell me please. I just wanna dream of Lara Croft murdering me tonight. Not some sicko German shit

>he doesn't know

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let's just say he likes to pay a woman to stick a strap-on up his ass if you know what i mean

I can't even remember the 2019 one. Might have been away.

Could you elaborate, perhaps with photos? I'm not sure I'm getting the full picture.

I dont follow...

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archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/117996384/#117996649 Enjoy :)

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Don't think you need photos. Saying that if that's what he's into, may as well go the full way and pay a tranny to fuck him up the ass. Like what if the dildo snaps up his asshole?

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Races for this feel?

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Well, And I thought I was fucked. He literally is

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porsche in f1 soon :^)

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CoTA 2020

Lewis taking the time to answer the questions of a representative selection of British schoolchildren interested in motorsports is so wholesome.

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You have 22 more hours of talking that day, just remember what unimportant drivel you wanted to tell your boyfriend (male) and do so after the race.

more German trash. Was hoping for Suzuki or Hyundai

what a sad day to have functioning eyes

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beautiful

diversity is our strength

not feeling this PWL era in a few years...

Who is this Kimi Raikkonen dude and why is he famous here? I read on wikipedia he was just a normal guy who crashed cars and went to his yacht in Turku without giving a haha of his car, telling the media he was taking a poo in order to miss a presentation by Sanna Marin and complaining that he didnt get a drink of water while on holiday in Senegal. Why is he famous here? He seems like an average bloke

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