What’s the most renowned trait about each team? For Brazil, it’s dribbling and Jogo Bonito

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>I always thought Argentina only produces forwards and strikers
Yes, but we popularized a defensive style in 1986.

Unironically This. but needs one add-on…
>England hoofball, awful at penalties

Except England don't play hoofball anymore

Brazil - samba football, hexa
Germany - strongmind, also killing the brazilian style of play with geigenpressing
Italy - defenders, oily hair, the pinched hand thing
Argentina - cheating, producing GOATs
France - players of African descent, playing great one tournament then shit the next
Uruguay - idk, producing great strikers of late, pretending the olympics is worth a star on their shirts
England - glorious failure
Spain - keep-ball merchants

Uruguayans are murderballers

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They hated Him because He told them the truth.

Uruguayans find the equilibrium of murderball and sexy futbol

Brazil: samba football.
Italy: catteacio, 1 goal only
Germany: not 1 individual great players but team effort and score in the last minute of the game.
England: kick and rush, suck at penalties, highly overestimate themselves.
France: French Legion army selection.
Swiss: same, bunch of different players from all over.
Argentina: tuff defenders, like to play foul play or elbowing.
African squads: wilding out, pacey and jumpy, all over the place, wild tackles, no tactics.
Denmark: play an open match, like to attack, great matches with goals either loose or win.
Spain: manlets playing tikki takka with only 2 shots on goal in the end.
Serbia: seethers, technical skill but have some evil in them.
Portugal: Argentina of Europe, play foul play but have winning tactics.
Ireland: bunch of jolly cunts playing kick and rush.
Scotland: see Ireland.
USA: hyping their star player to the maximum, (ynr Landon Donavan), great team effort but shit in skill and technique
Australia: tuff team competitors, no sissy play.
Japan: the Asian Spaniards.
Norway: 11 giants who are tuff to beat, cause they defend and regroup well.

Can't wait for it

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gonna be waiting for a while fren

Just a few months away

izi

And for Netherlands?

>Spain: manlets playing tikki takka with only 2 shots on goal in the end.
That's the way Netherlands played originally desu and the time they dropped it Spain adapted to it and won the WC

Brazil - Jogo Bonito
Germany - Efficiency
Italy - Defense
Argentina - Being carried by one player
France - non-French
Uruguay - Being old
England - Disappointment
Spain - Tiki-taka

Funny how everyone says German efficiency when nobody has lost more finals kek

Brazil - Jogo Bonito
Germany - Machine-like system
Italy - Catennacio
Argentina - all-round in every area, producer of GOATs
France - Pacey players and counter-attacking
Uruguay - Garra Charrua, defend for their lives
{England are not a big team, who cares}
Spain - most technical players on the planet in terms of passing and positioning. 4-3-3

BRASIL=NEGROS
GERMANY=NEGROS
ITALY=NEGROS
ARGENTINA=WHITE PLAYERS
FRANCE=NEGROS
URUGUAY=NEGROS
ENGLAND=NEGROS
SPAIN=NEGROS

"Joga Bonito" is a made up meme with no relation to the real world

Germany winning
Brazil styling
Italy defending/diving
Uruguay fouling
England choking
Spain passing/diving
Argentina cheating
France bickering

>Brazilian footballer Pelé is credited with making the phrase synonymous with football.[7][8] In 1977, he named his autobiography My Life and the Beautiful Game. The book's dedication reads "I dedicate this book to all the people who have made this great game the Beautiful Game."[9] The phrase has entered the language as a description for football.[7]

>You can never write off the Germans

When will they learn

the beautiful game isn't joga bonito

You didn't do Holland

*jogo bonito, porra

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It checks out.

Uruguay

winning fraudulent, pre-colour TV """""World""""" Cups with about 3 other countries taking part

USA - poor technique as a whole, very athletic/strong conditioning (play hard for 90), park the bus and counter

This sound right? Always curious what foreigners think of our team

Shit

You fucks do Holland.
Its an outsider view.
I also didnt do Belgium

losing on penalties

>loses 1-1 to us

Kek

You'll get fucked in the butt by Iran

Physical, good heart, well organised, lacking technique

Brazil - Flair, skill and success
Germany - Physical players, success, never lose pens
Italy - diving, boring football, success
Argentina - cheating
France - Unstable with amazing talent
Uruguay - Don’t know
England - Perennial underachiever, amazing on paper and always shits the bed in knockout games
Spain - Boring football, some recent success

Netherlands: Germany with soul

Sporty players, endurance, team effort, lack skillz, technique.
Kinda like australia but less buffed and more ego

Choking, losing finals, choking.

>let me tell you about your country, the thread

see you at the field

I think the Iran game will be a draw we suck at beating a low block but Iran isn’t shit offensively so I’m not too worried

HOLY BASED

Aryan gods, I kneel

Skillful, classy players
Bottling
Bickering

Tbf the choke against Italy was bigger at Euro2020.
Play in front of home crowd, own stadium, up front after 5 minutes. Losing penalties.
Kinda like us in Euro2000 semi's against Italy tho

Brazilian defense, German free spirit, Italian relentless attacking, Argentinian mental fortitude, French cohesion, Uruguayan relevancy, English teamwork, Spanish resistance to doping

Lol

You guys do that meme 'if muh top athletes played soccer' but you are among the most athletic teams anyway. Belgium were fucked after playing you in 2014, nothing left in the tank after you made them run for two hours.
Depending on the heat in Qatar, I expect you to outperform most predictions, as a lot of teams will be gassing, like in 2002.

how were they fraudulent?

True, weather, humidity etc will effect the matches
Also training will be a cope

KEK 0 World Cups KEK

Because they didn't win, can you fucking imagine if Brits won the first WCs?

idk, the Netherlands has kind of not had an identity since I started watching football (born 98)
maybe in the 70s you had something going but now Spain are the passing team and England are the choking team, you've lost whatever might have defined you, the 2010 final especially exposed this with you kicking the shit out of Spain who were clearly the best technical team in the world

Kek I remember in 2014 the training camp was them running sprints until they died for two weeks leading up to the World Cup and I fully expect our boys to be insanely fit again for 2022

What's worse, is Scotland probably would have won one of them too. They were stacked in the olden days

This prick is spot on I guess

Dutch had great sides through the 80s, 90s and early 2000s
Weird they made the final after Bergkamp, Davids and all that lot retired

They missed the 98 wc final on penalties and the Euro 2000 final on penalties.
2010 final was 60% bracket luck. Fucking Urugay in a semis are you having a laff?

Argentina has the only player in south america that looks like a pajeet.

rodrygo does too imo

For >us is refballing and pray to the virgencita