CRYSTAL PALACE v ARSENAL

Looking trim Wayne

so true

Hope CP win this time around.

>Rooney and Carragher on MNF

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Wait, did Rooney get sacked by Derby?

No, he's still their manager.

no, just doesn't have anything on tonight

how is listening to footy on the radio? can you listen to PL games on the radio for free?

I didnt know AFCON played a game in london

lel

They play about 10 matches per week

yup, it's now officially a crystal palace matchthread

usually, some radio station or other with have the games. not a huge fan of Football on the Radio myself, like Cricket broadcasts but never felt right with Football

Smart post.

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checked

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there's been a woman cry-yelling in my apartment complex for the last hour or so
sounds like she's fighting with some man on the phone over a breakup
afraid to leave my unit

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leave a note later telling her to shut the fuck up, respectfully.

start irrationally screaming replies to everything she is saying as if she was talking to you

what is with all these ads?

blaze it

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That Palace team is very

fascinating

Diverse?

Do Palace just have an endless stream of these gangly negroes

When are they going to stop kneeling? It's insane how bongs are so retarded

you literally post the exact same things every match
why are you not as bored of yourselves as i am of you?

Meds now

where is tearknee? asking for a friend

This thread is so slow. Where are all the arse fans?

He's literally teared his knee and is probably out for the season. Breaking news in the last hour. No i'm not joking

>tearknee
right there exactly

Barely any of them in their safe space spacker general either.

Martinelli or Smith Rowe in the wing?

Does palace always have this Fucking drum ?

Tierney is just another in a long glorious line of permacrocks at Arsenal. No where near Sultan Abou Diaby or the hallowed Jack Wheelchair but close. Seriously need an upgrade at both fullback positions in the summer along with a center midfielder and two strikers.

>muh holmesdale fanatics

Lot of black lads on this cp team

I have realized that I hate white people and we deserve to go extinct

eat shit, arsenal

>arselel

el
em
ayy
lmao

MEMES

>ARSEANAL

MATETA > ARTETA

>SHITSENAL

>arse

Don't worry. Youre being bred out of existence

>arse
>anal

It's just prem retards for the cameras. The Championship stopped kneeling last season

Viera Masterclass?

>l'arse
also my stream is apparently well behind lads

Based, palace have been the better team to be fair

I swear it has been like this for at least 5 years, blackest team by far.

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>Palace are 9th
jesus christ

>english goalkeeping

>not saying Shartsenal
come on,guy

There goes CL next year fuck Tavares what a retard

proper shite from Ramsdale that
still better than Pickford

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WAHEY

he's not though is he

Poosenarse

That was actually more so Gabriel's fault, he didnd't get enough on his header so it just deflected off Tavares into their path

Proper shite keeping that

Are Palace actually good now?

Watford would like a word

>18 minutes in
>still no commercial break
wtf? how am i supposed to get snacks?

Is this the blackest fixture in the prem?

Great pre-assist from the little magician

>thinking the game is over after 15 minutes
god sports consoomers are low-T as fuck.

Without a doubt

>Woy has managed both clubs
Hmm.

I mean he is though isn't he. Ramsdale is overrated but Pickford is Championship standard

gallagher is so good

that many black people on one team makes me uncomfortable but hate arseanal so won't be racist for tonight

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just a crap (and wrong) opinion

>new jannies

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Wonder what the whitest is?
City vs Leeds?

Die in your rage

No, you just don't like him because he's a bit of a meme and you aren't able to separate that from reality.

Ngubu palace

pickford has little arms and looks educationally subnormal, moreso than the average footballer
he will never be a great because of these factors

have sex.

Imagine playing a luxury player like odegard in a game like this

i'm new to soccer is the team in blue and red trying to make the champions league next year while the one in the yellow is trying to avoid relegation?

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watching footy with the lads

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Arsenal are rammed full of nogs too so there's not really that much in it.
Plus far more nog fans.

rattled the Evertonians ITT lads.

Proper wank start from arsenal here. Do they normally have a slow start? Dont really watch them normally

At least Fraudteta will be finally exposed

'

Burnley?

HAHAHAHHA

Supporting Arsenal really kills you.. Somedays you feel good sometimes you feel a shit

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>get manager of the month award
>shit the bed

the smith rowe over martinelli selection is more bizarre

SEVEN NATION ARMY

Unreal lmao
classic arsenal

>arsenal could realistically get a CL place

LET'S GO PALACE

Wobbie.......

paedo

What a bunch of chokers lmao

mate, get some help

is that charli xcx

i hate when stuff happens in soccer.

This is reminiscent of a Palace-Arse game when Wenger was in charge. They got battered.

it's well known that there's a curse on recipients of the manager of the month award
they always immediately go to shit, except sometimes they don't too

arsenal more like prolapse anal

ArseANAL

>letting Ayew score
now that's just shameful

>arsekek
pathetic

What the fuck Arsenal aahhaahahahahahahahah

>3rd to last game of the season is spurs arsenal
north london derby deciding 4th place would be KINO

Um.....

>hahaha I'm going to save a photo of some kids and post them elsewhere
you're a bit weird lad.

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Arsenal can't move the ball through midfield

"You lot deserve this"
- Anonymous, 2022

reckon Vieira deserves an apology

hoooooly shit that defending

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>he's got the wind between his teeth
wut?

Still to play Man utd, Chelsea, Tottenham. Looks like Europa League is back on the menu lads

>Adam Kaye book on the table
Is he any good?

How do you let Jordan Ayew score on you wtf

Are you babysitting those kids?

One Champions league spot for spurs please thanks

palace will collapse in the 2nd half

>Arteta should manage City next because he's such an incredible manager

STATE

was that gabriel again
fucking WEW

ARSELEL

Let's not get too cocky spursbros, we are known to shit the bed too

I unironically kneel. I thought Palace were certain to go down at the start of the season. He's really done a number on me

What the fuck is happening on that left hand side of the defense today between Gabriel and Tavares

lol get fucked gunners

Fair my yidbrother

The mad man is actually going to get top 4

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Smith-Rowe and Odegard look scared out there

which player are you mate?

Plenty of time to turn things around

why is everyone assuming that this poster is of age? leave you underaged cunt.

You have to be over 18 to post here son

Ben Shite and Gabriella EXPOSED. WHERE IS MY BOY SALIBA???

How the fuck is Tavares getting paid to play football? Schoolboy defending.

Is Cyprus Turkish or Greek?

just starting cooking eggs and the mcb in the consumer unit tripped... i don't have the fuckin strength to flip it back its literally fuckin stuck.
my eggs are half fucking cooked what in the fuck do i do??? can you oven cook eggs?????

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Kanes uncle

whats gonna happen to gallagher next season, think he will get gametime with chelsea or try to go somewhere else?

Good ebening gay gooners

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1st Liverpool
2nd Man City
3rd Tottenham
4th Man United
5th Chelsea
6th West Ham
7th Arsenal

>implying anyone with a GDP-sized chequebook could fail

time for a scorching hot take
I don't think Saka is very good, and will be mega exposed in the coming years.

A team with Lacazette starting at center forward is going no where

Whats palace's deal bongbros?

i think he's dece

I understand almost nothing in this post except that you were cooking eggs and it went wrong

Dont lose faith arselels, for palace have the most dangerous lead

is that a wig?

United will finish behind wolves

So why haven't United won it in the last decade? Why are Everton getting relegated? There's much more to it than "dude just spend money lmao"

I swear Arsenal chokes on purpose to keep Man United in this race this shit is fucking rigged

they've been pretty goods under viera
upper mid table form

cheese pizza is getting away with some cslls here fellas...

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exposed more or less than Rashford?

You know it's going to be United

These are the games in which you want KT around instead of Tavares. Or at least switch positions with Cedric

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Viera's making a statement towards his old club.

dunno what you're on about fella

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another in the long list of overhyped english talent who fizzle out
ESR and harvey elliott next

I think he's one of those players who will skill past 2 people and then lose the ball. Because he's still young people overlook the fact that he loses the ball like a retard. But if he doesn't tidy up his game soon I think people are going to find it much more frustrating than cute.

why are arsenal so shit?

What the fuck does Lacazette has to do with any of this?

mum's wearing this really tight crop top with no bra
it's unbecoming of a woman of her age

Shit manager and players maybe?

>I unironically kneel.
*check flag*
Of course you do

I am still baffled why Arsenal let Dibu Martinez go..

smith rowe plays like an anorexic emo kid against brexit teams like cp

very good question. See whilst I think Saka is overrated I think he will perform at a decent level in the future, whereas Lord Dr Marcus Rachford MRICS will suffer a level of exposure never seen before on these Isles. Rashford for sure

post some pics lad I'll be the judge of that

Ramsdale? More like Plansfail lmao

>There's much more to it than "dude just spend money lmao"
is there, though? it's 99% money, let's be honest. there's that 1% room for failure, but you're taking the piss if you don't think a £1bn squad isn't going to atleast do decent

Wow maybe playing two twinks under the age of 20 on either wing isn't the best against Crystal Palace

The fuck is happening here? Palace knocking the ball around for funb

can't, gf got covid and thinks its real
it's greek but get cheap cigarettes from the turkish side

they're a good team

How did spurs lose to these team at the start of the season?

gallagher is unironically going to be the best midfielder in the premiership

better than thiago?

No Conte

quick question lads why is the ref standing so far away from the action?

They seem to be aye, I should watch them more I guess

thiago is finished

Hes a wuss

It's called Black Excellence
No more wh*te managers calling the shots

>you're taking the piss if you don't think a £1bn squad isn't going to atleast do decent

They've spent £50m more than United. United who are 7th.
A competent manager is more important than the amount of money they can spend. See: Liverpool.

palace's best player is white though

TalkSport had select games but then their app went to shit and you could only use it if you were in the UK
the Arsenal app sometimes has calls of the games
BBC has calls but you have to be in the UK/have a loicense

Partey is dogshit

No Tierney, no win. It really is THAT simple.

Zaha has pure Aryan heritage.

better hope he's healthy in 3 months Angus (he won't be)

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I like seeing Arsenal losing

that's fine we have about 5 class LBs in reserve. The other positions though...

Smith Rowe out Martinelli in. Tavares and Cedric switch sides simple as

>crystal palace
>it's not a palace nor is it made out of crystal
>looks more like a warehouse
what did they mean by this?

The crystal palace was real once but Britishers burned it down to build crappy council estates

Palace just want it more simple as

i'm not an arsenal fan but i am kinda happy for odegaard. i feel bad for overhyped kids that fail because it was too much too soon, but he seems to be figuring it all out. and he's only 23 which kind of blows my mind, feel like his transfer to madrid was forever ago

may be able to play 4 ATB now that Tierney is hurt and you don't have to jam him and Robbo in

It used to be

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That's cause it was. Wasn't he 15 at the time?

Partey is really bad

What if someone threw a rock?

>Thomas Poopey

There was a museum of some sorts called Crystal Palace. It was burned down in 1936 the area where it originally was is where bits of Selhurt Park is now

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someone threw a fire so it doesn't really matter

>Tierney out
>Arsenal’s defence falls apart

Palace have actually done a great job solidifying themselves as a prem team. Apart from wo!bed no other promoted team has really been able to do that

Palace are Black Excellence, Arsenal are just Black.

luv crystal palace park tbqhwy

As well as BBC Radio 5 Live, and I think Talksport who between them are probably allowed to cover like 4 PL games a weekend on national radio; there's like 40 different BBC local radio stations around the country. So then it's down to how many teams are in your area, and if they have FM/AM/Digital/Online radio channels to split. So like BBC Radio Derbyshire will cover Derby County on FM every game and have Burton Albion on Digital, and Chesterfield on AM. But then BBC Radio Greater Manchester or London is an absolute moshpit where they just can't cover all 10-20 teams in their area, so some teams might allow a private radio station to broadcast commentary.

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usually I watch 2nd halves when Manure or Tottenham are losing to see how they fight for points back but I do not anticipate Arsenal doing anything resembling a fight

i think 16? he signed january 2015
he apparently got capped by norway at 15 too

Wolves*

Wolves have only been back in the PL for 4 years. Brighton have been in longer.

more like Thomas 'The' Partey 'Doesn't Start Until I am Transferred to Real Zaragoza'

well at least arsenal only spent 5 mil on bootleg wank bissaka even though he isn't even worth a 5 cent a month salary

I mean, Leicester have been promoted and won the league since Palace came up

Went to crystal palace park once, enjoyed the sphinxes, and Victorian dinosaur sculptures, had sparkling apple juice in the cafe owned by a greek for the first time and feed the ducks in the pond. Also was a big marble statue of a gorilla, can recommend

Wolverhampton Wanderers.

I absolutely love listening to footie on the radio. Find it extremely comfy and usually leads to a nice nap. In another life I'd have liked to be a footie radio commentator

Aye forgot about brighton, Burnley too I guess. Palace have still done a good job though

Sounds about right. I remember reading wonderkid articles about him and then just nothing happened for a few years there so I suppose he has recovered pretty well.

DAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA GET FUCKED GUNNERS

A good job for a club that until Vieira clearly had no ambition outside finishing bottom half.

Halftime oriental slags lads

Autism and its glorious

mad how what was the countryside around London in the early 20th century is now just filled with rows of shitty terrace houses and brutalist commieblocks

get a grip
tedious cunt

Partey and Tavares are profesional footballers?

ok

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That's not autism. That's just being knowledgeable.

This is autism:

Does Benteke still get games?

Govt needed houses for all the ngubus and pejeets they imported
Vieras looking an alright manager but was shite with Nice at times

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thanks for the detailed response
that's a repost from a tennis forum of someone else's autism

Gallagher is fucking immense

Oriental means ching chong, right?

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Doesn't disqualify it from being autism though.

Post halftime aftvs
youtube.com/watch?v=8Z3zMkGqcNE
youtube.com/watch?v=YkWYSH4_KRQ

Salt and pepper steak at Avro FC

£5

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Healthy Reminder: River Plate is the best team in Argentina. Boca = bosteros. And Corinthians suck, Palmeiras rule. And Sounders is the best team in MLS, Timbers can go back and chop more wood in their hick state

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si

roll
maybe he's going to play at the euros 2024

Delicious booba.

Steak! Excuse me Mr Lah-di-dah

i'd eat it. but im guessing that's "overpriced" for england. love watching anglos freak out on that footyscran twitter account when they post some american stadium beer that costs like $14

looking good

steak looks questionable desu

Give that steak two paracetamol and it would be up and walking around again.

Unironically a midfield of Mount, Gallagher and Rice would be pretty good

>twitter user
fuck off

ain't even considering eating that for 5 unless there is artery clogging cheese melted over the top layer of fries

Looks decently cooked. Also is a ridiculous meal for a game of footie imho.

>ywn struggle for breath between Anri's tits

>he doesn't eat steak rare
Tfw you realise theres tastelets itt

>fiver doesn't even get you a burned sosij roll and the worst Carling on this earth at my club, a Premier League side
might go to the non league lads.

have six

hate this bitch with all my heart
WOULD

>>twitter user
>fuck off

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Rate my adopted sister in terms of the Premier League table (i.e 1st is the highest and 20th is the lowest). She also hates Boca Juniors

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Been there, they smell of fish

lets go

>>twitter user
>fuck off

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quite like listening to wazza

looks shit
why is all this pretentious stadium food a thing now? I don't go to the game for nice good I go for alcohol, bad pies and violence

Need black gf lads

>2022
>doesn't use twitter
where else do you get your OC for Yea Forums from?

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do people at halftime just go to the concourse and chug 2 beers as fast as they can?

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guarantee this bitch has skin cancer

Yeah it's quite good.

20th because you're importing chinks into Ireland further destroying our homogenous land

personally I light up a joint

>unironically defending twitter in a non trolling manner

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give irishgf

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Based footyscran connoisseur

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based IRA

Hope so. I don't trust Southgate after he omitted JWP from the Euro squad and his dross nonsense in the final though.

I was made to make those pulled pork chips disappear.

Basically yes
Most of the nice food you see on the scran account isn't even served in the stadium but from stalls outside

yeah I do. £5 a pint which is a disgrace, plus they only hire teenagers to reduce on costs so they're always incompetent

honestly, good

Aoife is my favourite name for a girl

Based.. dont blame me lad blame my parents for adopting a chong from Vietnam

Are zoomers the vainest generation ever?

feel like id have to piss like halfway into the second half

Her hair is too thin

Bad diet

>plus they only hire teenagers to reduce on costs so they're always incompetent
kek this, worst pint pullers ever. Dunno why they don't just pre-pull a few to speed things up they'll get supped and no one will complain.

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hold it in ye fanny. Nothing worse than someone pushing past you when your team are on the break

I can save her from a life of being a trad irish farmer

who was that young CUNT shushing the Palace fans? get his head kicked in

I have super thick hair and eat utter shite

Do you know the worst thing about it? My club don't even do pints they only do bottles. It is literally impossible to fuck up and they do it every week anyway

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Skinny girls only

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Just remembered Wayne manages Derby. They are 2nd from bottom KEK
Clearly positioning for a career in punditry instead

You eat meat most likely, even if you eat shite, you have protein

>xhaka playing LB
el oh el

i want to keep her as a sex slave

Looks quite nice

i'm that skinny

I thought they weren't meant to be whores in k pop

had a crush on an irish girl in my first year in uni but then we all got locked down and the uni shut, it's been 2 years and i still think about her.

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Nah he's doing a good job at Derby. He's getting another coaching gig somewhere for sure.

She doesn't even hit the gym, and neither do you

my manager (of the month)

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Yeah I basically only eat meat
Cant imagine what my breath smells like tbqhwym

they're lucky he's still even there

have you been living under a rock???

shoulda asked her out you incel

never

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looks like my sister

I pulled a horn out of my face earlier, like a mega combined mutant hair

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Irish weather

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This has got 2-2 written all over it.

Screencap this. Or don’t.

Phwoah

*smashes it full power*

is martenelli actually good

It's gonna be 3-1 or 2-0

Trust me I am 30 years old

saka and partey are two of the ugliest players in the PL easily

>State of these dives

Kek

Never mind that, what's that $57k about?

alan smith is an embarrassment

That's a stonewall penalty for 19 teams out of 20 in the pl

Saka isnt ugly

Why is it so hard to find models to hang out with? Particularily ones that like sports

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>behave
>does not behave himself and instead gets put into jail
what did he mean by this

keep up lad it's where memes literally come from these days. 4chow hasn't produced oc for about a decade.

Definite penalty desu

You're looking in the wrong age bracket

I'm the accountant, we probably spend about £500k a month, fairly small company and I get away with doing about ten hours of work a week

he seems like a nice kid which makes his face more agreeable, but if you really look at him he looks so odd. although partey is the truly disturbing one

>fairly small company
>£6m on expenses a year
Wut?

Fair enough, just wanted to make sure everything was "above board".

>It's a conspiracy against Arsenal

Gibs dole money

that includes all payroll too, that's pretty small for any company

that's very small. i work for a company with $500m of annual expenses and we're not that big

We sell specialist parts to Deanobox construction companies. Only 30 or so staff but it's high cost, high profit kind of stuff. And then like £200 to the cleaning company, £500 to the tyre shop when a forklift busts one, etc.

DEANO!

fair enough

Gallagher is gonna catch Ramsdale out one of these times

One piece of advice: never buy a Persimmon Homes deanobox

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my favourite 3 star builder. They've recently just sacked their CEO because of shit like this

It's games like these that remind you that Arsenal are nothing if not the epitome of /weakmind/ when the going gets tough.

>straight at keeper

them fighting spurs for the top 4 is a literal bottle-off
who is more weakmind

this is exactly why people hate americans

>was going to bet on Arsenal winning but Skybet blocked my account
Thanks Skybet you just lost yourself a three grand heheheh

This was always coming. Arsenal went on a run, beating teams they should beat, and everyone starts gushing about them. First proper test and it's not even a "big 6" team.

Is this the matchthread? can't tell because OP is a mong

mad how I allegedly share a species with Saka

so how come Palace fans are so yuro-like anyway, just happened to be the case?

since Conte arrived no other team has won more points from losing positions, it seems like he's turned them around, at least on a micro-level

you're asking the wrong group of 'tards

welcome lad, was wondering where you was

there is no opportunity spurs can't fuck away by being spurs
t. spurs fan

>Poodegaard

I don't think I've ever seen Saka have a good game.

haha there he is

this is exactly why consistency is so important, I can't always be around to make the threads properly. Do it right next time

is he on the spectrum?

what am I looking at?

I thought you didn't make them?

hotsperm or arse? who will make it ?

I don't, it's not my responsibility

but bruv he only 19 blud

sperms
one of the teams employs a real manager, the other Pep's former cone placer

>I denied having sex to watch this

ayy he said it!

has to be, no-one else would get this upset over it

Just want a new build, pregnant orange wife, BMW on credit and a staffie

do you do this gimmick in all the match threads or just the Arsenal ones?

West Ham

meltdown in progress lads

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How slow are you?

not much of a thing to turn down when the other person's got a dick eh

did ye aye?

That's a really bad take

Saka is better than rashford right now but will be the new rashford in a few years and some other 20 year old will take the lime light

Alexandre Lackathreat

hes 'the arsewog'
you can see him every day in /epl/ if you want

ERA

ERA PENAL

Based fuck arsenal

>the city of arse

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ERA

ah, I always wondered

ERA

NO ERA

Based Deano

VAR is becoming so parasitic that on-field refs are delaying making obvious penalty decisions.

OH NO NO NO NO

POONULTY

>Arsenal
>discipline
Time and time again.

>ARSE

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Vieira I kneel.

Partey injured again LOL. It's crazy how under the radar he has gone as such a terrible signing.

I'M EXHAUSTED WOBBIE

This been a long time coming, Arsenal been awful most of the season and got very lucky in a lot of matches

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Not a pen for me, but I hope he scores

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>ARSELEL
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Stabbing wonga in the back unleashed a 1000 year curse on arselel

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I'm from the future
Ramsdale goes left ball goes right

odegaard? more like retard

amirite?

>0rs3nal

The absolute state of arsenal

Literally the club of mediocrity

that's a positive for them after today

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Clear penno la

h-happy for viera at least

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Are aftv doing live watches?

>man city couldn't beat palace away
>but people thought arsenal could
strange, also unrelated but Gallagher needs to learn to just clear the ball when he's under pressure

surely in the great country of brazil you could do both?

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>being 4th place is like winning the champions league to totteringham fans

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

Dindus vs Ngubus

I really do like the song Palace fans sing after they score

>getting battered
>lets put more shit blacks on
comedy when managers do this

then
>if we had a striker we would've won the league!
now
>if we had a striker we would've gotten 4th!

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>Odegaard
What a fucking idiot.

is that top 4 i smell

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yeah
youtu.be/qwz8Lqho2dk

How is that not a penalty?

Fucking bottlers. It's absolutely unbelievable how Lacazette and Tavares get paid to play football.

They are, but they've got a bunch of fucking muppets on it now. It isn't worth a watch.

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>mediocre
thats a compliment

arsenal what the fuuck

Thread theme song:

youtube.com/watch?v=_wkby7mbfyQ

LOL

Zahas been quality this games

I love how embarassing Arsenal are. A club that deserve mediocrity

yeah they look shit-scared anytime he's on the ball

has viera just made a team of players the exact skin and body type as him

This post would had been funnier only if it was made by an Indian flag.

Arsenal are SO FUCKING SHIT at finishing KEK

a team of vieiras would win the league if they had the right training

impressive considering how shit he is most of the time

Cheeky tenner on a draw

odds I do cardio evens weights

Kek

would you rather a team of Keanes or a team of Vieras?

hes one of those players that only turns up when the games on telly

based cardiochad

Keanes

somehow i think spurs have the advantage in the race for top 4 as they have fewer games remaining in which to choke

a team of rare based chill ngubus. chimping is out of the question. could teach will smith a lesson or 2

I thought all the fucking muppets were the original attraction?

The house isn't built straight.

WE’VE GOT SUPER PAT VIEIRA

JUST

Palace are unironically Europa quality

Zaha is probably the best example of a big fish in a small pond you could think of, he is such a loyal player, palace would be nothing without zaha

Tottenham is back. Conte did it!

>8 wins, 13 draws, 9 losses
"no"

>Loyal
He was trying to get a move a few years back but turned it down because only Neverton came after him

>he is such a loyal player
not falling for it

arsebros... what happened to us...

They should have won most of those draws lad

If Levy doesn’t back Conte this summer then Spurs have absolutely no hope.

Tottenham don’t deserve him.

we beat a few relegation teams in a row and it tricked us into thinking something had changed

you kept a manager who finished 8th twice and spent a season and a half crossing the ball towards 2 midgets

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>only 17C outside
grim, think I'll just stay in

not gay but some times i look at arteta and wish i could know the feel of getting shagged by him

>loyal
no he's too shit to play for a bigger club

you were always shit and always will be. Arsene Wenger is the source of all of Arsenal's success and would have been the key to future successes, but Arsenal fans and AFTV had to push him out. Long may Arsenal suffer

Realistically he's not going to so...

Martinelli would destroy leliga

Sure, but when the moves were priced out he got on with things every time. Most players kick up a stink and force the move, particularly in a position like his at a relatively weak club.

Teams like Palace are why the PL stands head and shoulders above the other leagues. No other league has a team with this quality and personality in 9th place.

someone should execute xhaka after that shot

He would be meek and timid just like he was as a player so unless that's your thing I would expect you would be disappointed.

i like the idea of shagging blokes but not sure i could stomach kissing them

>team named after vanity project of empire
>finds itself reverse colonised

Oh boy oh boy

new
new

Arseteta tactics summed up pretty well.

NEW

how long until Arsenal go for Vieira then?

Wenger is practically senile mate

He is better than vardy

i mean as a woman. in this fantasy i'd be a hot model tier skinny bitch who probably couldn't take too much of a pounding anyway. a woman like that would just be glad he's a pretty boy

Vardy is 35 and permanently injured

>hot model tier skinny bitch
>a woman like that would just be glad he's a pretty boy
>just be glad
(X) doubt

Classic Arsenal thread

yeah but if they had any sense and kept him on in a consultancy role they would've have tanked as badly

women dont like the same characteristics as guy man want. women want sensual delicate touches

>game in hand

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Nah he's too much of a control freak for that to work.

real new

Liverpool went years of irrelevancy before they found klopp, it's now arsenals turn, but not before united, arsenal need to wait for united to win leagues before they find themselves, that's the way she goes

In games like this I like to switch off before the game ends. The little referee with his whistle doesn’t get to decide when it’s time for me to stop watching.

WOLOLOLOLOLOOOOOOOO
CRRRRRIIIIIISTUL PALIIISSSS

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Mate if you're looking at Arteta and think that man would make a decent lover then there's nothing I can tell you mate. You're too far gone.

Step into my office

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C Palace (1.78) 3-0 (0.88) Arsenal

who would you choose? woy hodgson?

BASED CRYSTAL PALACE

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Do I have to choose?

Yes well done palace well done...HOWEVER

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Jurgen obviously.

fucking lel

...

Shit teams

Pep protege, both struggle to win against CRYP