/seriea/ - Beto edition

Taking ourselves in round: #1228

SERIE A 31st Matchday
>Saturday, 02/04
15:00 Spezia 1-0 Venezia
18:00 Lazio 2-1 Sassuolo
20:45 Salernitana 0-1 Torino

>Sunday, 03/04
12:30 La Viola 1-0 Empoli
15:00 Atalanta 1-3 Napoli
15:00 Udinese 5-1 Cagliari
18:00 Sampdoria 0-1 Roma
20:45 Juventus 0-1 Inter

>Monday, 04/04
18:30 Hellas 1-0 Genoa LIVE
20:45 Milan - Bologna

EUROPA LEAGUE Quarterfinals
>Thursday, 07/04
18:45 RB Leipzig - Atalanta

EUROPA CONFERENCE LEAGUE Quarterfinals
21:00 Bodø/Glimt - Roma

Reminder to keep it comfy, take your meds, never expect oral on a Friday night, a carpet or a rug nailed to a wall is considered a tapestry, shave your balls and to eat tiger bread

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acmilan.com/en/news/articles/media/2022-04-01/puma-presents-ac-milan-s-new-fourth-kit-with-fashion-label-nemen
instagram.com/p/CTAZT6jDZFR/
instagram.com/elisadealmeida5/
instagram.com/michelacambiaghi/
youtu.be/MZEWEE3PsGo
youtube.com/watch?v=vqTlZQqwHGE
gazzetta.it/Calcio/Serie-A/Genoa/02-04-2022/interviste-sportweek-blessin-tecnico-genoa-4302090910353_preview.shtml
youtu.be/5tECJzSolDg
youtube.com/watch?v=AhLoH7jxZbo
theguardian.com/us-news/2022/apr/03/torture-sexual-abuse-new-york-cult-trial
youtube.com/watch?v=0FBnr5Zlc3o
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

negru

negru

>ADDIO TENSING

Udinesu

>Juventus something something overrated fraud something something Belgio
I made a template for you guys

Corsican ultras moment

Useful
reminder
that
neapolitan
gobbis
do exist...

SAD !!

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Cool. I remember Ron Gilbert begging disney on twitter to sell him the ip a few years ago when they weren't interested in developing vidya. Great that a new worked out in the end.

>overrated fraud
can he play lb?

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gnabry is ok in my book
we need a young pacy ngubu

*bakes goals*

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>another 70m to waste under the terrorist regime
Inshallah Jewventus will cease to exist in my lifetime

Romagnoli has been murdered

Farcelona is a textbook example that "it's too big to fail" principle is true.

how many today milanegrus

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>another 70m to waste under the terrorist regime
Worry not Draghi will fuck off pretty soon and Salvini will replace him

0

gnabry
sané
dembelé
doku
bergwijn

jj need one of them desu

>they still believe that Salveenee wants to actually govern

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+ Malen because I started rating him 4 days ago

I don't care what he wants, he's the hero we need

He just wants to bully petit german girls

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>gucci going to give jack 'deano' grealish extra millions
explain yourselves

NO NO NO NO NO

STOP THIS MADNESS

>10/10 in krautland

how is that german royalty again
wtf happened

Het is voorbij.

another 20 year in politics with 0 tangible achievements is the best i can do sorry

I can imagine the smell through the screen

youtube.com/watch?v=qXM6gSKB3Tw

>gnabry
>sané
i doubt bayern is selling them
gnabry will probably turn into the arselel version the moment he arrives in italy knowing jjs luck
>dembelé
(You)
>doku
based but probably not ready yet
>bergwijn
getting a shitter that suddenly looks ok under gonde is a dangerous game

How and why would you know about his Arsenal version, please explain

>getting a shitter that suddenly looks ok under gonde is a dangerous game
He scored thrice under the Kankerman the past two weeks as well and was good at PSV too.

On the other hand even Kulusevski looks good unter Conte

count doku it is then

Beto to SS Lazio

Bergwijn Malen Lang

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Now THIS is cursedposting

Get rid of the rastas and she might be cute

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La Pogbega

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>Kankerman
rude

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she can fix me

>Caicedo regen
VGH...

Belgio, post a pepe for me

This thread started awfully.

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>Kankerman
lmao
wouldn't mind more dutch memes at jj desu
it was revealed to me in a dream

Braless girl's

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Is tiktok the most cringe meme of human history?

SIT THE FUCK DOWN, WYTBOI

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t. 777 Partners

works fine as weapon of mind destruction

Abolishing slavery and disbanding the colonies for me

second close to communism

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each zoomer invent his own little dance ?

Actually it's (((them))) at the top that invent the dances

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without shitposting;not good enough for arsenal and some english shitter then went to some german shitter on loan and turned out good
is there any indication bayern might sell though?

Answer for yourself

West Brom and Hoffenheim btw

I'm not a fan of Bessa but I like Fessa quite a lot

zakaria's vs s*****r

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>fessa
which dialect uses it as the equivalent of fregna?

vesuvian

Sovl

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>A third club would have entered the dance for Mbappé, advance Jérôme Rothen in @Rothensenflamme.
>“It can also make him think. I don't know the identity of this club but it's not Barcelona. This was confirmed to me by those around me. »

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>quando erutta il vesuvio

thanks for making me stumble upon an interesting thread

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Belotti playing for Bari would be peak sovl

Milanbros....... I have a bad feeling about this........

This is what I imagine the Trieste-poster to look like btw

she's a big gal

Sfinter on the left, Jj on the right

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I still can't believe Lionel Ritchie played for Jj in the 90s

youtu.be/_Mtemtm3bc8?t=25
Based Ruud

You are not alone

>Piccoli
feel like he has scamsuolo season wonder written all over him somehow

Based Milfhunter in the starting XI

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Holy shit Madonna got bogged to no end

Speaking of p-players
What happened to PornhubPessina?

Left his soul at Wimbledon

Grim Gianluca moments, but not as grim as pic related

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Blessbros... it's over...

>"As a life-long AC Milan fan, being presented with the opportunity to design this special collaborative Fourth kit, and a premium capsule alongside was a dream opportunity," said Leonardo Fasolo, Founder and Creative Director of NEMEN. "We gave the classic AC Milan Rossoneri stripes a discharged NEMEN twist. For the premium kit, we wanted to give something special back to the fans. For the highly technical jacket and pants we have featured our newly developed spy-camo pattern, hand dip-dyed, in the best textiles and craftsmanship Italy has to offer. We hope they enjoy it."
>brand is 1 letter away from SEMEN
>using words like discharged
They really do want the cum audience don't they?

>0 italian starters for Bologna
based?

>Lazio
>Milan
>Jj
>Vesuvio
it hasn't even started

>#Allegri : " #Irrati was very good, he refereed well. Then the decisions every now and then go to one side and every now and then to the other"

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1 trident missile please

>Irrati was very good, he refereed well. Then the decisions every now and then go to one side and every now and then to the other

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Yet they always go juve way, including last night

WHY DOES IT KEEP HAPPENING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>mark eckos getting up
My nigga

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Apparently twitter decided Shomurodov is a nonce

Based or cringe?

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paramount is just showing crowd cuties right now

It is a Mountain of Entertainment™ after all

ynr riomma paid 18 fucking million for that bin
>captcha MYJAV

Didnt paramount produce halo?

>tfw supporting La Bbilan
This season is making me do things I never thought I'd do

>2022
>still no È on keyboards
I should patent the idea and make millions

milans training kit looks nice

>paid
Not yet. Him sending his dick in dm to minors seems like a perfectly good reason not to if you ask me

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Lame

I can hear Pinto saying exactly those words kek
>Ainda não. Ele enviar a sua pila em dm para menores parece ser uma razão perfeitamente válida para não o fazer, se me perguntar.

they're wearing the kit

È

One of the worst kits I've ever seen

What's the idea behind it?

This kit is even grimmer irl

prostate cancer awareness

God this kit is GRIM

acmilan.com/en/news/articles/media/2022-04-01/puma-presents-ac-milan-s-new-fourth-kit-with-fashion-label-nemen
Not even the marketing blurb can make a semi-convincing arguement

>less dyes used
>larger profit margin
elliot i kneel

1 vitiligo kit pls

>Milan received hundreds of pre-orders just in the first 24 hours and thus surpassed the number of pre-orders for the first kit of this season.

Martina Piemonte's giga-thigh's

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Since when she's in Milan

She changes clubs like she changes subs.

All the faces at Fiorentina had been sat on so she needed to move on

What colour is Theate

The top of her shirt? I did that

Estathé

Liege

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santo basato

That kit is even worse from far away

Well, almost all women change clubs yearly, iirc it's because womens football is amateur level so they only sign year-long contracts. I just completely missed when she joined.

/seriea/ is a valentia general

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If they at least did the pattern on the shorts and socks it wouldn't look as bad. The solid white lower part is what makes it worse than it already is.

Cute crop top Milan but the white high waist leggins are a bit too much

WHAT'S THE SONG THEY'RE CHANTING /SERIEA/??????

Elodie - Bagno a mezzanotte

Cu…cute

>Portimonense frauds are stars in Spaghetti League and even get a dedicated /sériea/ edition
LMAO! No wonder you guys did not qualify to the World Cup!

Agnese*

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Sempre insieme a te saro

does her smile make you forget all your troubles?

Thanks user I still didn't have it stuck in my head today.

The latest Violinho banger

Why is Pioli pushing Rebic out of the club?

Milan's shirts the worst I've ever seen. What the fuck? Looks like bird shit on their shoulders

Milan 0-2 Bologna

Cant get Vlahovic and sms if there is a croat at milanello

Krunic and Lazetic already there tho

Every Milan shirt is personalized

Yes, and also less Dyke-energy

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Time for /bobotv/ bros

/boobotv/

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name

>also less Dyke-energy
but that's the best part

race

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Merle kirschstein

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But she's too short to live up to the tomboy-angle though. The J-dyke does it better

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*ahem*
/seriegiada/

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Big "stamo a fa aa colla" energy

i would gladly donate some colla to her

>instagram.com/p/CTAZT6jDZFR/
nina already called dibs, satan

Then maybe serena would be something for you

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I love tomboys so much bros
instagram.com/elisadealmeida5/

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who cummed in milan shirt

no that's bordering gay territory

me :)

i love that little spanish nigga like you wouldn't believe

i found another one

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cute and bossy mommy

she's swedish isn't she?

Michela Cambiaghi
instagram.com/michelacambiaghi/

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is it rahan?

best tv show airing right now

what happened to italian football fras you used to be good

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wrong pic

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Sublime tummy

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spooky shit

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>26 y.o.
wtf, hopefully it means this is the maximum wall she can hit

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Pure langobardian blood

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Actually scratch that she looks slavic

Ronja aronsson

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Milinkovic Slavic

>Inter won the italian cup
>thread is about some random nigger
so Serie A is the next league americans are going to take over after the Premier right? pretty much they already took over, only la liga is left

People got paid to come up with this shirt.

This hideous creation should really just give Milan negative points

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absolutely barren

>the team that's going to win the scudetto is so shit we have to resort to post wom*n "players"

ayyy lmao
also La Viola

diaz wouldn't be a starter for any jupiler pro league club

>Inter won the italian cup
?
>Serie A is the next league americans are going to take over
hopefully

vignato doesnt play for psg wtf

Malacia > Dijks > Alex Sandro

>Inter won the italian cup
uh?
>Serie A is the next league americans are going to take over
already happened

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also gombloddo

>TFW Italians have never eated a chocolate orange

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>hopefully
half of the serie a teams are already owned by americans, nothing changed just more niggers

let's not get carried away

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yeah that’s the impression north italians usually make on terronians.

This, but niggerkisse's

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youtu.be/MZEWEE3PsGo

DUCCIO NO

I've eaten candied orange covered in dark chocolate. Does that count?

c'mon now he's not that bad

>orange skinned
>porky nose
>high cheek
you wish you looked like that polenta

Swiss? No Novi

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yes but did the sint bring you fras a chocolade letter when you were a kid?

This Milan does not eserve to be this high up the table

the sinto? what does Ibrahimovic have to do with this?

>he never had a jewcookie
NGMI

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>noooooo dont stop the game because someone is dying
>he's white not italian come on merdaaa braaap

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hmmm let me guess there are no american players at milan?

>top 4 are all shit

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Basler läckerli >>>>>>>> all other sweets

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genoa is about to be relegated
my dad will die this year

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Ofcourse, me being zoet always led to me getting lekkers

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I'm talking about their playing style. Unless there's open gaps or if theo makes a run the forwards look lost and static

You have to believe, Momo Fares
Believe in Blessin

There i fixed your fuck up Puma

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>me being zoet
post La Spezia shirt with timestamp or gtfo

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Good job. Now it even looks more like cum

La Spezia shirt with timestamp
youtube.com/watch?v=vqTlZQqwHGE

bruh

the hope is the last to die

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I’m hoping the main kit for next season looks just like this (minus the cum stain)

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Ignore the mindblowing madskillz, the point it's a decent design if it's all straps

death and genoa somehow avoiding relegation are the only two certainties in life

>yeah, give me that muratore-working-in-a-cantiere-abusivo-in-July drip

what the fuck is this keep racism out siren

how's my boy doing

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Second best DM in /seriea/, fra

great analysis thanks for watching milan

Everyday Malacia

kek why he seething

Alexander Blessin (Genoa coach): "I have a wife and 3 daughters: they talk all the time at home, so I have grown a third ear. Therefore, I only talk to my dogs: both are male"
Alexander Blessin (Genoa coach): "I have a wife and 3 daughters: they talk all the time at home, so I have grown a third ear. Therefore, I only talk to my dogs: both are male"

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Ers

My cumsock

gazzetta.it/Calcio/Serie-A/Genoa/02-04-2022/interviste-sportweek-blessin-tecnico-genoa-4302090910353_preview.shtml

i love this man

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I am asking Blessin' for the hand of one of his daughters, wish me good luck
Yes, he has dogs so you just know, but I can fix them

wrong pic fuck

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Who /PazzeDiBlessin/ here?

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I can smell the dry eggs from here

Imagine the trail of pussy in his wake

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krauts are not meant to be likeable, stop this at once bitte.

My shirt when chiesa joins the club

cant tell if leao is good or bad

*slips*

I can't believe my sons will have such a perfect square jaw

Meme player with high potential but won't achieve anything. This is probably going to end up being his best season

its another lucky 1-0 isnt it

needs a Contesque manager to make him reach his potential, will probably never make it.

El Twink Fragil is having a very good match indeed

(P) coming, don't worry

zalatan still playing ??

Dragonbarrow

No lol

calabria youre not striker bro lmao

He's more of a cheer leader these days

IO SEMBRO
IO SEMBRO ORSOLINI
PERCHÉ IO
PERCHÉ IO SONO TROPPO LINÌ
TUTTE LE MIÈ
LE MIE FIGHE SONO TROPPO LINÌ
SONO BEL
IO SONO BELLO COME ORSOLINI

Calabria hit that ball with as much passion as I'd hit his sister

He is a pashunate guy

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he has that exalted expression 3x a match

post the sister

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i approve these women mindset for the timebeing sorry

I showed you my Sara, now tell me how to get a French arthoe musician gf

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Is that, dare I say, El Denso Kasso?!?!?!?

Hickeykomori

he is elite

pretend to be a leftist

>slipping to a mortadela

Orsolini looks like the type of guy that tries to sell MDMA to Northern-European erasmus girls in exchange for sesso

nice one

don't forget sfinter has to play Bofogna too

Based Medel

This should be a penalty for milan…

media gonna blow up when zlat scores as a mummy

Sorry but you do not possess white privilege.

Il Mummykino

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???

Medel you fucking retard

Should we tell Pioli about using two strikers instead of fast wingaz vs. defensive teams?

Explain

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a fellow manciniano?

Comfortable 1-0 win for Bolongo

Milan choke and inter win the league screen cap this

that wouldn't be a milan choke as it is expected

>+8 mins
Rigged

>Sersenal
Thank fuck >we saved Dusan :^)

Napuli napuli napuli

zlatan fails the kino test today

Oh my god Giroud died of old age

1 Jerdy Schouten please

Milan for fucks sake, use your power of frenship to try to win this

NAME

Also nabule

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>mfw Tottenham ends up knocking out Jj and/or Sfinter from the CL

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Sweet_Toni

Bilan

ha

ha

ha

Well?

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Koka Kolarov

based.
i think milan watched inters game and knew it was ogre

I was sure it would come to blows at the end. Like a full on fight inside the pitch.

>meelan

albania tell me it was the kit

IF MILAN WINS EVERY GAME FROM NOW ON THEY STILL WIN RETARDS

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>+8
not even gombloddo could save meelan today

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Too many goals for me

>33 shots
>7 on target
>0-0

Fuck this gay shit, I'm out

i need the percentages plz

Typical Milan game

Post them. And have them updated.

Post the xG & Percentages

C A L C I O
A
L
C
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>Ukraine trying to propagandize muh Bucha as hard as possible
Truly the Reddit nation

Give it to me straight, what happened to Brahim?

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She has a nice masturbation video thanks

40 million on Gulushebski who can do 2+5 in 10 games? Nah, we have MessiASS and ASSlemaekers ciao *click*

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oh god, anyone but sfinter

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As nabule fan I am hoping that Bucianone won't slip for once.

Napolibros!!

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If JJ had won yesterday, they would have a legit chance for the title, which is sad considering their first half of the season.

At this point it is who will choke the most out of the top3

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fuckin wasted ramadan prayer for this semen slurping

How come Jj's percentage is still so high for the CL after yesterday?

Delusionbros I haven't given up yet

gotta prepare the european cattle for economic suicide

Based sony made mj black so the neckbeards would finally realise she's trash and Gwen >>> dogshit > mj any day of the week.

Because Atalanta also lost and since the battle for 4th is pretty much between them the dynamic hasn't changed

Buchano falseflagging the league

K M F

Zapata, who's undoubtedly their best player came back from his injury though, doesn't that somehow count?

Don't think it takes injuries/absences into account. Imagine the endless variables

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I fix this for you

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Babby's first rushed recovery, it doesn't bode well for them unless Bangsbo brought out the exoskeletons

Milan got BLEACHED today

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I fix this for you

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Quick rundown?

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youtu.be/5tECJzSolDg
UME KOZAKI IS COSÌ COSÌ
I REPEAT
UMECI IS COSÌ COSÌ

Based baloney

He's a very good player, I rate him

Based rater, you will be welcome to my birthday party

Thank you, Duccio! :3

can I be welcome to your sister's party?

I still have those Roma-themed birthday invitations my childhood best fren sent me

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Not really a milan choke since they were never in a position to win the league
Just an inter collapse followed by a swift recovery

youtube.com/watch?v=AhLoH7jxZbo

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You should really be asking her and not me

Is he not your best fren anymore? My best fren (then and still now) took us to a Feyenoord match for his birthday all these years ago and we still often go, we'll even be there this thursday actually!

33 - This was the match in which Milan made the most conclusions without finding a way to score in Serie A since Opta collected this data (from 2004/2005): 33. Fog.

can i be to your mom's party?

>Fog.
more like >Fag. lol

Come To or Be At
Which one is it Gianluca?

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coom at

>>>/ruptly/

Can't wait to get mine so I can be able to go watch the WC in Qatar.

wrong one

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the only reason why we in italy have none of that gender theory bullshit enforced by the law (legge zan) is the roman catholic church.
APOLOGIZE

is it true italian men kiss their fathers on the mouth?

Le Fetal alcohol syndrome face
No
Mommy Braps Dallas Hogward is queen.

Nothing is certain as both the west and Russia are full of propaganda right now, but it is very likely paramilitary Ukranian army executed their own civilians that got rations from Russians as "traitors" and staged it so that the west blames russia.

The dates of the mass graves do not match to what the west claims (they found the bodies 3 days later.. lol) and you can see from photos that besides the bodies there are Russian rations since the Ukranians did not even bother to cover the trademarks.

no. when i see it in the movies i have to pause it and throw up. it's disgusting. also when they do it with their daughters.

Inter are monitoring Bernardeschi’s situation at Juve. (@CorSport)

Italian men kiss each others on the mouth to assert dominance, you faggy moose wimps wouldn't get it

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Kissing your daughters is disgusting, unless you have adopted your daughter for the sole purpose of turning her into your future wife, it's important to teach her good manners

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theguardian.com/us-news/2022/apr/03/torture-sexual-abuse-new-york-cult-trial

But the trial of Lawrence “Larry” Ray, on federal charges of sex trafficking, extortion and conspiracy has caused revulsion and horror, and raised troubling questions that go far beyond criminal justice.

Over the past three weeks, jurors have heard how Ray, 62, spent years psychologically manipulating and abusing college students who were roommates of his own daughter at the prestigious liberal arts college Sarah Lawrence.

Ray’s methods echo the abuse described in other notorious recent cases such as the Nxivm sex cult and the Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell sex-trafficking cases. It certainly rivals them for allegations of abuse of the victims. The court heard how one graduate, Claudia Drury, was forced to prostitute herself to pay the ex-convict Ray $2.5m in compensation for what prosecutors call their imagined crimes against him.

“I became a prostitute,” Drury said during testimony.

Drury alleged Ray had tortured her for hours, suffocating her with a plastic bag after binding her to a hotel chair. At one point, she said, he stopped to have burgers and fries. Ray has pleaded not guilty to 16 charges against him, including sex trafficking and violent crime in aid of racketeering.

Harvard medical school graduate Felicia Rosario testified that after being introduced to Ray by her brother Santos, a Sarah Lawrence student, she began a relationship, before he urged her into extreme sexual situations, encouraging her to have sex with strangers in Walmart or Home Depot and to consider becoming an escort.

Rosario testified that the encounters had made her feel “disgusting, ashamed, embarrassed, not human, used, trash, small”.

*kisses u on the mouth* now what, faggot?

Marrying adopted children is illegal in our family code, and since we just shamelessly steal european laws it's illegal in europe too.

*kisses you with tongue*
get back to your place

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lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=0FBnr5Zlc3o

milan choking is fun to watch but I'd rather milan or napoli win the scudetto over inter or juve

Milan always make me hope and then I become depressed.
Good night /seriea/

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>34 years old
dios mios

good night frah

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Wtf, why am I lovelingly stroking my screen now

I'M LOSING MY MIND OVER HERE

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Please don't go the Malawi route

This picture was taken on August 21st, 2022

>GTA IV CE
I hope you're playing on the correct patch, with the restored radios etc.

my boi is doing it again...

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>UCL is back
Oh god oh fuck
Update your formation's and position's

>Ben Fica - Liverpool
For what purpose even

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I can't, I'm playing Batman

>Khéphren Thuram
Yeah I instantly rate him

and this was the worst game of his. true champions do their magic even when they play bad.

>and this was the worst game of his
didn't even have to post Bremer, whom I rate

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>people actually watch bobotv

how are you liking it?

>Brahim Diaz hasn't scored in the championship since 25 September (Milan-Spezia) and hasn't provided an assist to his teammates since 4 December (Milan-Salernitana)
>Same period when Malawi first disappeared then disappeared again

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>no assetto corsa
>no battle brothers
Into the trash