/hoc/
cope my analranchers can take all the men
Ya'll still seethin this morning?
Go Bruins!
go flames
Can your franchise player do this:
why do they do this cringe shit over beating the fucking Blue Jackets?
mild are my B team but I'm kinda disgusted by all the n-word behavior lately. literal AHL-tier player going full dirty in a desperate attempt to stay relevant. sad.
because its the ruins and they are fucking faggots and so are all their fans
nothing wrong with celebrating a comfy home win gov
Lets go Rögle!
Yeah, he's still seethin' like a bitch. kek
no it's against the rules
literally who can stop us...
a playoff series
cope cup is ours
>fucking up the >1967 that badly
cope cup is definitely yours
um no... not like that
>mfw da Bruins win da Stanleyb Owl
If there's not snow on the ground where you live right now. You're an obese sunbelt mutt.
luckydubs confirm
I still have 3 feet. -6 this morning.
literally who are you referring to?
False. Happened. No penalty. Seethe.
This is some of the most cringe corporate bullshit I've ever seen.
toronto is doing it again
I took a toronto earlier this morning. Wasn't pleasant, required a few extra flushes.
It's just cold here
literally the literal n-word behaving like a literal n-word, are you literally retarded or something? go back to plebbit
how come there's basically no players from the '21 draft in the league yet? covid?
what's n-word?
it's slang for "naughty person"
they mostly live in bad areas of major cities
Who the FUCK are you referring to?
cole sillinger is in the NHL. that's pretty much it for the '21 class
>seething uninitiated redditor who doesnt watch hockey asking the hard hitting questions here
>asking the hard hitting questions here
crazy that user can't answer his simple question
whomst
PK subban is a dumb nog
>a brown player
>committing acts of brownness at a higher than normal rate lately
>omg who could it be
god you faggots are annoying
where's that retarded flames leaf who's always shitposting in these? I miss him today
>a brown player
nobody said this though.
>Ya'll
Who on the wild is acting like an n-word?
everyone
guys i love hockey
it was probably mcdavids superb defencive play that gave him the edge over barkov as the number 1 star.
shit take
Nothing but shit game...
>TORvTBL
Never mind, today is a good day.
Get behind me, satan
one of my favourite albums desu
for me, it's meg's big milky white titties.
based
>this level of boring normalfag radio trash being your favorite album
I bet you still wear a mask
>McDavid
>not Barkov
feed the fires of my loins
for me, its Autechre
>two russians
wtf doesn't the nhl stand with ukraine
yeah just had taco bell
never had taco bell
I also just enjoyed some taco bell
I ate taco bell last night it was good
why not instead of getting a taco bell you get pucks in deep
real standings here
biggest faggots standings
true my analranch are always under the top
>doesn't sort by goal differential
tee hee
why would you?
florida running up the score on cbj, buffalo detroit and new jersey yeah theyre out the first round
>florida extreme edition
>w2
kwab
right lol imagine being below that somehow
>calgary vs colorado/minnesota
>florida/tampa vs carolina
gonna be a fun conference finals this year
>carolina
doubt
minnesota is losing to st louis
>lolorado
kek
stephen tiers of wrong in this post
it's gonna be tampa vs boston and edmonton vs minnesota
watch.
cope
It took me maybe 5 /hoc/s to figure out what the analranch guy is trying to say
my pants keep ripping
I love how this plan is so old that Calgary and Edmonton don't even register.
how? it's pretty obvious
Skoda cup soon
fuck the flames but oilberta is the greatest province, even the shit people are cool and the landscape is beautiful all the way up. If they could get rid of all the abbos it would be heaven on earth. The bartender at canadian alehouse gave me free weed and cocaine on my way to alaska because I knew all the provinces and he didn't know that number of US states. God bless Alberta.
ryan strome literally got replaced by copp
i wanted to make a post but i don't know what to say. any ideas? (only consider (you)able posts).
>rags
Sad
alberta is an honorary US state
why are so many players on the >rags /weakmind/?
Wild vs Flames
Florida vs Pens
Wild vs Pens
the rest of the world should be more like funland
Cope
I don't make the rules bud
>I don't make the rules bud
W..where are the craps?
This
collapsing, but all they need to do is win just 6 more games. literally the east is just all but set aside from WC2.
It should be fun. Who'll play?
Literally every still photo from any sporting event in Finland could be turned into a Russian novel. They're so captivating.
>I miss him today
I miss you gays too. The feeling is mutual.
Nope. Thanks to you my Sensies are still in the playoffs race
governor stephen spoke in class today
just because they arent mathematically eliminated does not mean they are in the "race" for a slot
What did he say
Why would anyone want to be a goaltender when all the star players are forwards? Do you wanna be the guy outplaying the goalie or do you wanna be the guy that gets outplayed?
You’re 9 is upside down
Sad
the math is this. the only team they're being chased by is an islanders squad who's been surging as of late. capitals have 13 games left, the isles 14, including two head to head meetings in the final week of the season. 11 points separate these teams. at max, the isles can get 97 points should they just win out. the capitals need to just get to 6 wins to basically snuff out any hope. it's a really long shot, but possible.
its not possible
stranger shit has happened. after all, 11 points is a pretty comfortable cushion for any team right?
This is bullshit. He has us. We are his friends and we care about him.
Some of us even wanna fuck him. He is allowed plenty nice things.
He just doesn't appreciate what he has.
>him
islanders-chan is a cute girl
name one other instance where a team made up an 11 point spread in april
jeremy roenick spoke in class today
Isles have 14 games left and are at 73 points. +28 points = possible 101 points. Caps need 17 points to tie 101 which is 8 wins plus an OT loss, round up to 9 wins to avoid any tiebreaker issues.
Isles have a tough remaining schedule and play the craps twice which are obviously must win games so it’s very unlikely but the craps magic number is 9
King stephen the wicked ruled his world
at home, clappin bombs
goin up top
rippin past blocks
gleaming mullet flow
>just win all your games bro
wew its fucking nothing
The most dangerous cushion
It’s extremely unlikely, craps have to continue shitting the bed to the probable tune of .250 win% while isles need almost .750 including beating the craps twice. But the craps have been shitting the bed and the isles have turned on their offense so it may be more exciting than you think
also for the schedules for both sides
NYI (14): @Dal, @CAR, @STL, vs PIT, @PIT, @MTL, @ TOR, vsFLA, vsNYR, @BUF, vsCAR, @WSH, vs WSH, vs TBL
(note that they also have four back to backs in this stretch as well)
WSH (13) vs TBL, @PIT, vsBOS, vs PHIm @TOR, @MTL, @COL, @VGK, @ARI, vs TOR, vs NYI, @NYI, @NYR
(capitals only have two back to backs as well in this frame)
>math shown as flawed
>better dismiss as irrelevant
>6-4-0 is shitting the bed
>7-3-0 is a turned up offense
you are delusional
it was always irrelevant
Hey what's up fellow citizens of the governor is it time for discussion of our Islanders
Right, it’s extremely unlikely, but it is possible at .250/.700. Unless you’re a craps fan why wouldn’t you want to see the isles make the craps anus pucker to close out the season? I don’t get the Islanders hate in /hoc/ - they were an amazing dynasty that was totally f’d for over two decades by poor management and even fraud. They moved back to the Island unlike most teams that would jump to another city that’s the highest bidder and has been very competitive the last several years, especially after their superstar went out of his way to fuck them over.
it isn't when there is still a playoff race on the line, even if it's the longest shot to even happen.
the west is also almost settled but the only teams left in the hunt are vegas, dallas and winnipeg. canucks are dead.
Show me the caps at 6-4 inj
So r/hockey hates spitting chiclets? Guess who just got a new fan
capitals also would get dusted by the panthers. that team is the worst in the east for any playoff team btw. the way they bowed out last postseason was almost as embarrassing as toronto and edmonton.
those annoying faggots would complain about ice being white
Here i sit
Broken hearted
Came to Marner
Carter Sharted
those standings are incomplete
are you suggesting that im lying?
how can you claim the west is settled while pretending like the east wasnt settled back in november...
It is pretty racist. When will they have black ice night? Equity for ice
Eating Lo Main (Dan Dan noodle meal kit). Pretty high end. Screams success.
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This but one hundred percent the exact opposite in every sense and every way
>L2
>playing Transpa next
Oh no no no
Mike Bossy’s death will ignite the Isles to an 18 game win streak to close out the season
these arent really that funny anymore
And still miss the playoffs
the islels have 2 remaining games vs non-playoff teams
freebies vs the devlols are done for the season
>these arent really that funny anymore
banable too
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Post pic of chin
fucking based hockey is NOT for everyone
Good prep for a deep ploff run if they make it
Chin
>barkov
>born to 100% russian parents
>speaks russian
>"actually haha i'll play for the finnish national team haha"
brutal lol
Cups aren't for Canadians
because the east still has one team who is doing anything to come back from the grave they were put in at the start of this season
>boston
>edmonton
both total frauds. boston's blue line is trash and edmonton goaltending will fail as usual. also their blueline is trash too.
>
are you going to listen to pronger's financial advice?
twitter.com
i'm curious to know who spent a million at the strip club.
Have you watched hockey in the last 4 years? Pens are playoff frauds and get btfo by average teams.
Will goalies ever go back to standing up?
>chin
janny janny come quick this faggot wont talk about hockey and keeps trollposting
>post chin
It’s only Monday, but I’m this tired
only if they're 5'1"
i doubt LA beats them at the state of their injured roster. vegas is surging at the right time and i think edmonton should be very afraid if they face them in a best of 7, especially if they get healthy.
They are, they just have to win it in a place where the kike commisioner wants so he can profit off it.
Usually these places are where hockey isn't even watched.
>announcing a report or 'sage'
t.
>but we WERE good
habs fans are actually more pathetic than laffs fans
I personally only report calgayry fans
what did they do to you
habs have a better legacy and honor than the leafs
Didn’t they lose to the isles last year who lost the semis to the stannel hiccup champions 1-0 in game 7?
>average
Halal
eat cock randy
those look like they'd taste like shit
>i doubt LA beats them at the state of their injured roster.
Good point. LA is overperforming and has been a surprise. But they have a month left to heal and are still playing well despite the injuries. Last week beat a desperate Jets team and beat the flames too. Only lost to edmonton in a shootout (not real hockey).
The pacific is quite weak so Edmonton might win a round but they won't win 2 until they address their goaltending and revamp their laughable D core. Mike Smith and Duncan Keith? Literally what the fuck is Holland thinking?
there's a trannyjanny who is a flames fan and temp bans people for shitting on the flames all the time, selectively enforces shit like offtopic and trollposting
PS I THINK THE AVS WILL WIN THE CUP THIS IS A HOCKEY POST picrel
there is no randy lmao
>we WERE good
yeah, the pens were average at best in their playoffs last year. if you give up not one, but two playoff OT goals to josh bailey, youuuu might wanna reconsider your life
W I L D I N
But they barely won 2 of those games and were knocked out in the fucking qualifier the year before. It's time to sell off and rebuild. Malkin is a skating corpse. Letang is shameful in his own end. Jarry will fall apart when needed most.
proof?
pens were just beaten from a white hot goalie also, but the isles shut down that top line, especially when facing crosby.
Real Gubernatorial Hours
hey randy
Sad
Unlock it Stephen
This is 100% false. In fact the Jannies hate me and if I get out of line and post things that are too spicy I get rangebanned from the thread and have to wait until the next thread till I can shitpost
again.
You're theory of the flames poster being a janny is just simply not true.
I hate every single one of you. Except a few of you. You're cool.
based seething penguins fan. how was the shitty wrestlemania?
>anyone I don't like is Stephen
It was great Stephen, how was getting kicked out of your dorm?
Literally nobody cares about you.
no, they could also be randy
Are you enjoying your afterwork sips, friend?
if I ever hear that cardigan tiktok song anywhere again I'm gonna say the n word
I’m neither and am an Isles fan. Don’t forget to dilate
yep, sounds like Mx. Sneedven to me
not "the" flamesposter, just "a" flamesposter
your mom told me last night as I anally defiled her while we watched Spice World
why are your islanders so shit
>isles fan
>not stephen
You’re not fooling anyone bud
Am I, thanks for asking.
>China: a chin.
What a wonderful quasipalindrome.
>goes on a faggot app like tiktok
>gets angry when he hears faggot tiktok songs on it
They’re not shit now, they were the first few months of the season plus they got wiped out by covid and Gary didn’t want to postpone their games
If Russia attacked Sweden and massacred your people, would the Swedes fight back?
Shalom, back from my vacation
Even though you can play hockey all year round, you can't deny that the peak interest and the best games happen during the coldest months of the year.
did I fucking say that I use shittok
comfy is just a code word for boring desu
did you go to israel?
is sminem fighting in ukraine?
finna make a motion to investigate the governor
for ukraine I guess
ft.com
Obviously. Unloke you, we have actually fought wars against Russia.
How else have you heard a shitty tiktok song? I have never heard it.
>I hate every single one of you. Except a few of you. You're cool.
so none
does sweden have access to youtube
Had to put some Palestinians in the ground
zog OUT
umm based
why wasnt tyler bertuzzi nominated for inspiring young athletes to avoid getting a pointless vaccine (that didnt even provide protection anyway) for a disease that had no chance of harming them, yet the vaccine itself has killed thousands of young athletes by causing myocarditis? the 3 nominees did good work, sure, but they didnt save lives like tyler did.
I love you guys, every single one of you, even the canadians, you guys are the best part of my day. Shitposting on /hoc/ is one of the few things in life that can cheer me up no matter how depressed I get this time of year. No homo.
shut up chud
>r*edditlina r*dditcanes
remember when r/hockey was having a cumfest about him being out for covid protocol? He was like one of the last players to miss a game from it, there were fuckin heaps of (((vaxxed))) players before and after him who had to miss games for covid protocol. But the ngrfgt pussies of plebbit like were absolutely losing their shit posting memes like "hurr durr fucked around and found out"
did I stutter
>d-did I st-st-stutter s-sir?
Michigan chud absolutely boiling mad
general reminder josh archibald tried to tell us the truth about covid but gary shut him down
Based
chuds OUT.
thinking of czech women who play hockey and have a habit of stick-grabbing
Maybe I should have afterwork tea
>noooooo a sunbelt team can’t be better than all the Canadian teams! Better infer their redditness
/hoc/ is a chud general, /hoc/ stands for "house of chuds"
it's more of a hall
I don't watch zoomer shit on jewtube either
sorry but the canes are objectively the reddit team
>ironic fanbase (they play hockey THERE?!)
>storm surge
nice cope randy the blots logo wasnt there
leafs are better than the relocanes
>1967
>2004
>Turdvares
Cope it was in
Oh yeah you got me, they’re so much better
>the city of USAUSAUSA =(
ban fighting
I know right tough pill to swallow eh
Why do you get so depressed this time of year?
people who don't want fighting should go back to /cric/
/Hall_Of_Chumpions/
chuds have no place on the Yea Forums I built
Retard
Who is that in the OP? Looks like Sean Avery but he never played for the pens
I don't know its just brain chemical faggotry I guess. I live in AK and I've been cooped up inside for 6 months and despite taking a sunny vacation in February it still wears on my sanity.
Smart guy
>removes helmets
A couple of warriors, God love em.
Gigachad Gary Roberts
I'm a Montanafag so I feel your pain. Skiing is the only thing that gets me through it.