You have no Spanish roots, you have no Spanish accent, you have no Spanish ethnicity. You are a French-Basque man twisted by butthurt and anger into a crude mockery of Football's perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back Spaniards mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “fans” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
French people are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed French to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Basques who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a French. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a Spaniard guy watch your games with la Roja, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets to watch you horrible defending abilities.
You will never win international trophies. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll make an announcement to Marca, speak up with broken Spanish, start talking, and announce your retirement from la Roja. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll sell your jerseys on Amazon and eBay with a with your name on it, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a French is buried there. Your career will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy are couple YouTube videos seeing a Frenchman in a Spanish Jersey.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
You will never be a real Spaniard
What do you think, could France qualify for the World Cup if only ethnic Frenchmen played in the starting 11?
Why did Deschamps hate him so much? He's better than umtiti and lenglet
You’re also not French, ngubu.
Because he’s white
>And even if you manage to get a Spaniard guy watch your games with la Roja, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets to watch you horrible defending abilities.
based
Neither you are Portuguese, Eder.
He is too white for the French team or what did I miss? Even Gris-man had to go to Villareal to get a chance to develop, so its no wonder he choose spain.
I think you did too many threads today user
He's not even French-Basque lol
>umtiti
Jesus christ it is truly over for france
Based Emérico Lapuerta, i Love him
I feel it deep in my soul that Laporte will find a way to eliminate us at the world cup
You guys prefer african players, is not his fault. Cope and sheete frenchfrie
you posted the same shit at the nations league.
take your meds schizo
lol really? I probably did and somehow I feel it.
I don't want him in the NT neither
shut up Vassal France.
Do this for France next, Souleymane
The Spanish federation also seemingly tried to approach Le Normand (Real Sociedad) to recruit him for the Spain NT, but he declined.
>le normie
Absolutely seething frenchie, battle of Bailén best day of my life
anda y chupame la polla marikon
Shut up Mohammed
You are correct. Eder isn’t Portuguese.
this is Yea Forums not /int/ or /pol/
jej
He has a perfect spanish accent though, and basque-aquitanes are ethnicaly pretty similar to spaniards.
>have ONE player who is almost ethnically french (if you don’t consider regionalism)
>he changes team
l’état absolute de la France
mistake on his part
Why are you seething? He's not even good. At least you got the Hernandez brothers.
If it has flags it's /int/ or /pol/
southern france is rightful spanish territory
Sorry, I don't understand bean speak Muhammed
desu he looks like a douche
He needed more melanin to play for france
based
wtf i love france now
You prefer mandarin or urdu
More Spanish than French...
>speak up with broken Spanish
Laporte speaks native Spanish.
He's way way better than Lenglet and Chimpembe. Deschamps fucked up.
deschamps isn't making any decisions
Disgusting, I hope lucho gets the rope soon
Is French Autism the most powerful autism in the world?
He's getting destroyed by Mo on Sunday.
Anglo autism is just worse. We have a serie of them shitting in italy and they are even atacking asspain team for some reason.
Too long bro
You have a tv show of English people shitting in Italy? Seems quite a niche market
>you have no Spanish accent
Mbappe speaks better spanish than Messi so i guess it's no problem for him neither
kek
Ok
Lel
Your king is a french descendant, so Spain is French.
our king is descended from all European royal families and you literally had a prime minister from Barcelona in the last decade
prime ministers are irrelevant in the french republic desu, only the president runs things
cope
la france est a nous
yes but they wouldn't win the world cup, they could be very competitive tho, like belgium and neverlands
Now do one for Kante
All your players are African you French poofter cunt. I wish I was back in Paris with Abdul and the lads. We used to kick the shit out of you pooftas