The MOST important group at the 2022 WC

You're literally a micronation when it comes to football though

>Normies want Ukraine to get in because they're heckin' wholesome
>4channel contrarians want the Jocks to get in because of the Anglo-Scottish 'banter'
Can't wait to get through and make everyone seethe, tbqh

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Exactly my point, a micronation but this time it's juuust before they become one, it's like beating Russia's C-team
Then why couldn't you beat us?

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>England hates us
? we love you cunts. it's the other way round. hating on england is very in and muricans always mention 1776

>a micronation
Ukraine's team is better than yours on paper.
We all know you're only milking the 1-1 game so much bc you know there's like a 80% chance you'll lose and about a 50% chance you'll get thrashed come Qatar.

No, there aren't big matchups at all
People would watch Ukraine games though

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>Ukraine's team is better than yours on paper.
I am so glad I don't live in such a delusional mindset like yourself. I stopped reading from that point, Ukraine won't exist in June and you jobbed an easy Euros at home because your manager decided to park a bus for 116 minutes. You are not getting out of groups. I will cheer for Iran before you.

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>why couldn't you beat us
your sample size is a game 70 years ago and another with one of our worst squads ever.
this year there will be no mistakes
US isn't even a terrible team on paper but we are actually good at beating the teams we're supposed to beat now.

>English goalkeeping

This is pure BS lol. Americans like bongs a hell of a lot more than the other way around. Countries like Britain and Canada receive so much banter from us precisely for the reason that we actually like them. We don’t banter countries we hate, we just invade them and sell weapons to their enemies.

This has actually realluy upset me lad. Could you please remove this image from your computer?

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Absolutely not.

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I hate them
zoomers using yank phrases and words, and worshipping nogs like yanks, it's fucking disgusting

no other nation would be good spirited enough to play along with this

Gosh, I just hope England demolish every team in the group (especially the Yanks). Welshman here.

The way Yea Forums talks, you could replace the three on the right with any three teams and it would be the most important group at the world cup.

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Based Zoomers colonizing Britain from the inside.

>Good spirited

English flags literally bitched and moaned about muh bullying for a week here.

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Why not make on of these comparing Wales, England, Scotland, NI and US, Canada, Australia and NZ? I'm sure you all have a lot more trophies playing in your shitty continental competitions.

Wales hates us as much as the Scottish, they're just even poorer so need us more.

as a yank you are incapable of banter lad sorry x

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Keep seething Muhammad. Unlike you people we don't pretend to be good and most people in the US have a passing interest in soccer. England is deliberately terrible lmao.

>America will probably reach a WC final in your lifetime

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Wales has a better team than Scotland, yeah?
I'd still rather see Scotland in the WC so I have somebody to cheer for (pic rel) WE WUZ SCOTS N SHEEEITTT

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We have 7 Concacaf titles btw, more than England or Europe combined.

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>English flags literally bitched and moaned about muh bullying for a week here.
Did we? We get so much shit regardless I don't think it matters what sporting event happens. We just love the attention

>that post was seething

that's the point

>We just love the attention

Is this the Anglo coping mechanism?

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Since we got paired with the yanks their shitposting has been absolutely wretched. I cannot wait, CANNOT WAIT, to end their world cup the day after thanksgiving, their whole nation watching as they get thoroughly ANGLOED.

The best part is they're going to lose their first game against Wales and come to us needing to play for a win

at least the group isn't totally evil, thanks to based Iran.

>ANGLOED

Which is what exactly? Jailing middle age men who bully niggers online?

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fuck, the limeys really are scared of losing to us in our 7th most popular sport arent they

For me, it's Iran.

Literally just said I can't wait to send you home. >americun educasshun

Out of any Euro cunt they're the ones most insecure about their slide into irrelevance.

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>I love YOU more you fucking faggot

>No I love YOU more you fucking faggot

Weird argument lmao, why not just accept that both sides are looking forward to it

Does anyone have the video of Beckham's fave after that goal

He was absolutely seething

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I won't watch anything but Brazil

best we had in 2010 was green and an almost 40 year old david james. grim.

7 mickey mouse cups

doesn't do it justice without the video, he was frozen in that pose for like 10 seconds

Based

I like this flag

USA GET BATTERED EVERYWHERE THEY GO
USA GET BATTERED EVERYDHERE THEY GO
EVERYWHERE THEY GOOOOOOOOOOOO

We don't hate you.

I think whoever put this together is the insecure one

>micronation
>major tourney quarter final
Yanks man I swear...

I openly cheered for England at the Euros on this board. I am just here for the shitposting this event will cause.

Me too Brett

The rest of the world will never understand

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>WE WUZ SCOTS N SHEEEITTT

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>I'd still rather see Scotland in the WC so I have somebody to cheer for
Mate, wake up. You're talking as if Canada didn't qualify.

We have a strange relationship

England loves you, you are their little brother Wales. King Arthur is Welsh, no?

if England win the World Cup but lose to the US in a group match, does it invalidate the cup win?

>hey britain can you not go to war over the falklands?
>nah can't do that m8
>ok fine, here are some weapons and spy satellites to help you out
funny relationship

No, but they'll pretend it does.
Would happily take that

shitposting for everyone

Once USA is eliminated, the majority of us will openly cheer for England

Because:

1. Makes us look better to lose to champs
2. For the shitposting

can't say I recall this happening in any previous world cup (not the "lose to champs" part, just americans rooting for england in general)

I've been "it's coming home" posting since 2018. I 3 lion posted right after though.

fair weather fan, typical customer
can't knock it too much as I always lose interest in football when my club and country are playing shit

I openly cheered for England during the euros here.

Also tbf England has only made it further than USA in the world cup once in the last 20 years (2018)

>Also tbf England has only made it further than USA in the world cup once in the last 20 years (2018)
Is this true?

We also went further than you in 2006.

but we also went further than you in 2002

Its been pretty even outside of 2018. I went to many bars to watch in 2018 and everyone here was cheering England

my ancestors :)

USA in world up last 20 years

2002: Quarterfinals
2006: Group Stage
2010: Round of 16
2014: Round of 16
2018: Didn't attend

>but we also went further than you in 2002
What does this have to do with my post
Also it's literally not fucking true, we both went out in the QF
Stop posting immediately

I meant to say 2014

From 2002 to 2014, USA and England have almost identical results, but in different years

>2002: Quarterfinals
And you got there by beating your little brother in the round of 16
you monster

>we also went further than you in 2002
By going out in the same round?

we don't hate yanks, we just love poking fun at you lot. It's all bants at the end of the day lad

>USA:

2002: Quarterfinals
2006: Group stage
2010: Round of 16, first in group over England
2014: Round of 16

>England:

2002: Quarterfinals
2006: Quarterfinals
2010: Round of 16, 2nd to USA in group
2014: Group stage

We're not that different Nigel

England made it further twice
USA made it further once
The two sides reached the same round twice
Both teams had basically the same issue of losing against the first decent team they faced
Not hard to see why England was a joke throughout this period for a supposed major nation with a star studded team, I'm glad all those posers have fucked off

Engkand eliminated by: croatia, italy/uruguay, Germany, Portugal, brasil
Usa: Trinidad, Belgium, Ghana, Czech republic/ghana, germany

>their whole nation watching
user, I...

This will trigger them, well done

We love you though? You are our child, sometimes naughty but always in our heart.

Except you missed of 2018 and forgot to mention who we were played

OH NO NO NO

Scotland held the eventual Euro finalists to a heroic 0-0. They are a good team.

bongs cannot refute this

you forgot to mention who England finished 2nd to in 2010

>ghana, Ghana, trinidad
>decent

No because I'm not a casual who talks about qualifying group placements

we beat Ghana in 2014, and had the group of death. We advanced over Portugal, and took Belgium's Golden generation to extra time in round of 16

Meanwhile you finished 2nd to USA in 2010

I don't get it, you left the most recent WC where you didn't qualify and they reached semifinals. Am I missing something?
>inb4 flagposting

What's it like losing to an African team?

>our best performance is better than your worst performance!
who cares

this is that Spiderman pointing meme. We're both shit.

yes because the original argument was about performance at the world cup 2002-2014

What’s it like losing to a bunch of part timers and a keeper whos a full time videographer in your number one sport? Lmao

Well done on getting beat lads

you'll find out the day after Thanksgiving

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>leaves out our best result during that period
>leaves out your worst result during that period
They're identical!

Checked and seen

Kek
>England has only made it further than USA in the world cup once in the last 20 years (2018)

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Quote the fucking post then, had to ctrl+f for 5 seconds to find the discussion.

>no taco on England's shelf

LOL

What a Carefully Orchestrated Period of Encounters

Aren't yanks afraid that Musah and Robinson will throw the game against us?

neither are part of the A-team so they won't get the chance

lol they're both lock starters

2006

Robinson has two American parents, and sings the anthem over the top, but Musah is 100% a mercenary with two foreign parents. Could see him throwing it.

Good one

yeah maybe for the World Cup A-team but not THE A-team, you know, THAT one.
(is Carter-Vickers even going to have a shot or does Gregg not rate players when they're the Harbringers of Hibernian, Destroyers of Dundee, etc)

there's a chance that we see reyna instead of musah, but you're probably right.

They'll never see the A team coming

>2018: Didn't attend
>attend

CIA has a time machine and saw the future, we proactively boycotted it to spite R*ssia

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Sorry Texas, I'll do better next time

>The A team
I'm getting scared Englandbros... what if we can't beat this mythical A team?

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you forgot 2018

btw the last time the US made the semis was 1930

you should be worried. They have very big cocks.

read the whole convo. It was in context to Americans supporting England in the world cup after they've been eliminated. 2018 was irrelevant in the discussion.

Based CIA

>england
>scotland
>usa
>iran
so ridiculous

>2018 was irrelevant in the discussion
But mentioned in the original post...
>England has only made it further than USA in the world cup once [sic] in the last 20 years (2018)
#

rent free until november

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The entire board is our general

Please god let iran be the one to knock out the anglos and Americans. Inshallah

Infantino's hot balls

based

Thanks dude

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Underrated post

Wales, Scott and Ukraine which have highest chance to qualify?

ENGLAND
ARYANS
SCOTLAND
YANKS

Scotland are going to get skullfucked by Wales in the final

DLT already showed that he can be a much more reliable passer of the ball vs Musah who is a dribble merchant.

>their whole nation watching
LOL

>LAND OF THE FR-

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honest to God think that this moment made the US soccer higher ups realize we can't rely on mls shitters anymore

im rooting for you to make spanish journalists seeth

>their whole nation
Kek, someone wanna tell him

>Brits and brits and brits and a paki
There should be a bar joke about this

Doubt it, you were still using them up until the failed WC qualification. If anything that was the turning point.

>their whole nation watching

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Brainlets here thinking Wales will easily beat Scotland
They are slight favourites, but only because of Bale. The rest of their team is not better than Scotlands, and lacks any depth(Portsmouth, Swindon, Charlton, Salford players in the squad). Ramsey is also not that great, and wouldn't get in the Scotland squad based on his Rangers form

Lol the Brit doesnt realise only Liberals watcg the WC

Lol the convict islander doesn't realise that only nobody values their input

>Mongolia light blue
Redpill me on what the Mongolian job market is like

>The group could've been England, USA, Iran and Russia

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No it couldn't because Russia would have been 3rd seed

Sorry to tell you that mate

outside of memes, purely football wise it's the shittest group in the tournament. England, the least successful of the traditional "big" football nations, which plays the least exciting football of those nations, up against 3 literal whos (from a footballing perspective).

Scotland always sweat their bollocks off against us and our England team is literally allergic to passion - a motivated team will demolish us every time. It may suck from pure football, but it'll still be the most exciting group of the tournament.

such a shit perspective. if every game was between spain, germany, italy, france, brazil and agrentina you'd get stick of it really quickly
this is the same reason people would get bored of the super league in 1-2 seasons
variety is good and upsets happen all the time in the world cup, just accept that some groups will go as expected and others will be wildly unpredictable. this could be england domination, or it could be a fluky iranian or USA win, who knows
what if Bayol goes nuts and wales sweeps the group

World Cup games won by the United States in 90 minutes since 2002:
- Portugal
- Mexico
- Algeria
- Ghana
Total: 4, with biggest win being Portugal (2 time Semi Finalist)

World Cup games won by the England in 90 minutes since 2002:
- Argentina
- Denmark
- Trindad and Tobago
- Paraguay
- Ecuador
- Slovania
- Tusnia
- Panama
- Sweden
Total: 9, with biggest win being Argentina (2 time WC champ)

Scuntland wont qualify either way

Neither really impressive, both have one decent win

Sweden and Argentina > Portugal

>Sweden
lmao

Come on now

which WC group is Sweden in?

Can’t wait to HAHAHAH-post in the american talents thread come november. Though I suppose the thread will not exist anymore by then

Now post the real pic, complete with taco

Scotland exists to dissapoint. It's not happening.

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It's not really hate. I feel like it's just banter which Americans don't fully get. Some do but not most. Scotland/Wales it's the same thing.
Iran hates you though yeah.

What the fug was the point of him going to south africa

hey americabro your alright

Sweden was in a World Cup final. Portugal best result was 3rd place in 1966.