pirate virgins
>bring a girl home
>'what're you in the mood for babe?'
>"i don't know honey let's see what's on netflix"
>'netflix? why settle for that pleb shit? i have something way better'
>whip out shitty laptop
>girl is confused
>check imdb for whats trending
>type that into piratebay
>porn ad out of nowhere
>girl looks startled
>'heh its nothing just a pesky ad babe'
>start downloading a torrent
>girl is uncomfortable with all this nerdy illegal shit
>"umm like isn't this stealing?"
>'nah i wasn't going to buy it anyway so its not a lost sale'
>torrent finally completes
>'oh shit this is a HDTV rip, sorry babe bitrate's too low'
>laptop gets fucked by cryptolocker virus
>girl's pussy dries up, starts heading for the door
>'no wait! i found a remux on rarbg, ETA is only 2 hours!'
>girl leaves and tells her friends what a cuck you are
>get arrested for copyright infringement
>get raped in prison by black dudes
>get beaten up in prison for letting yourself get raped like a bitch
Netflix chads
>bring a girl home
>start making out while you fire up Netflix on the 4K TV
>put on The Notebook
>fuck 30 mins into the movie
>girl loves it so much she comes back for more the next day
>kino quality of life starting at only $9/month
Pirate virgins
>pirate virgins
>bringing a girl home
stopped reading right there
>connects his laptop to the TV
It's possible...probably pretended to be a chad on Tinder...pirate scum pieces of shit will do anything to get laid...
>he doesn't use ublock
do you create shitty powerpoints at the end of the month where you include all your shitty netflix shill posts for your masters?
Nope. I'm just recommending a service I find useful to my fellow men. I know that's a hard concept to grasp as a paranoid teenager but you'll get there champ.
Plex Überchads
>bring girl home
>fire up Plex, explain that it's like Netflix but with any movie you could want
>simple, clean UI makes girl instantly orgasm
>don't even watch a movie, just start fucking then and there
>too stupid and lazy to pirate
>see people having great success pirating and get jealous and make thread
/thread
You guys are idiots.
I don't even have a tv in my apartment. When I get them back there's nothing to do besides fuck.
>t. laptop chad