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Cromagnon era is upon us edition
Clay starts this week

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Good edit

twitter.com/geniebouchard/status/1510705618797146117
First for Bouchard a Redditor??

Nah she just probably saw the pic on her timeline or something

>There has been plenty of speculation Barty will trade in her tennis racquet for a golf club or cricket bat and she did little to quell those rumours with her first sporting victory since retiring from tennis.
>On Saturday, Barty won the ladies competition at the Brookwater Golf and Country Club in Brisbane’s outskirts.
>The Queenslander, who plays off a handicap of 4, shot a round of 34 to finish first in a field of five women.
>Barty was awarded $30 for her efforts
Based

Nick says he will play RG next year so I guess the rumors of this being his last year were false. Said it's because his gf wants to see Paris :3

>Barty was awarded $30 for her efforts
kek

>breaks up with gf after summer

A win in MC would basically guarantee Alcromagnon at least #9 spot. He defends in total around 400 clay points over the whole clay season

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Just two more weeks until the banking endorsement r-right bros

Didn't she date a Redditor or something?

That's $30 more than what she'd get for monitoring funposts on an online imageboard.

kek nice one

Umm ackshully they used these kind of weapons not that

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Based autistic filipino stone enjoyer.

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bbc.co.uk/sport/tennis/60977236
>"I was crying for 40 minutes," Swiatek, who shot to fame by winning the 2020 French Open title as a teenager, told BBC Sport.
>"Mainly, it was because of Ash's retirement. I didn't know it was going to happen and it really surprised me.
>"I always had this vision that we would all play until we are 35 or something, until our bodies are so tired that we can't any more.
>"I needed time to actually understand what she must have thought. Her decision was really brave and I felt a lot of emotions because of that."

Just look at that absolute unit of Spanish cromagnon. The way he's gonna rape all those depressed and anxious anglo zoomers is disgusting. Just expect hordes of anglos crying about muh roids kek.

>average white tennis player.

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It's over
Alcaraz will win the next 1000 slams

Lame

Honestly gutted for my boy Tsitsipas. This was meant to be his era.

Memed by THE COACH

>Oh no no no
Look at his chest

This guy smell like AIDS from 100m away.

We have an experienced madrileño here lads

Fell for the one handed backhand meme
It’s criminal how bad his slice is for a 1hbh, but just his backhand in general will destroy his career

how do i get better at rallying bros i cant hit slow balls straight back to my partner and keep screwing up embarrassing myself

>Rallying

You’re supposed to win points

Wogchads, Kyrgios is confirmed for Roland Garros.

yeah i can do that but i cant hit it gently back to people during prematch rallies

2023. Pretty sure he's not doing any clay after Houston

Gentle doesn't mean lazy. Slow hitting takes plenty of effort too.
1- Active feet, take at least three or four steps for each ball even if they're prissy little Norrie steps.
2- Don't wait on the ball, always try to step in on it. You want to be either hitting it at the peak of its trajectory or just before it. Whenever I slump in quality of ball striking I tell myself I'm going to start hitting the ball earlier and it usually works. You might think this leads to overhitting and creating too pacy a ball but that hasn't been the case in my experience.
3- Don't get vision lazy either, eyes down on the ball at contact. Experiment with fixing your gaze on the estimated contact point and seeing the ball come in "across" your vision too.
4- And of course have a consistent prep, find a comfortable and simple way to index the racquet to a known position before beginning the stroke.
In terms of importance for me it's 2,1,3,4 as I find prep becomes automatic when I'm doing 2 and 1 well.

What's the best way to pick up Tennis as an adult?
My parents were to poor/cheap so I had to play football.
Now I'm 23 and finally earn enough money on my own.
Already checked and there are 2 clubs near me. Both about 400€/year.
But how should I begin, are there usually beginner adult classes or do I have to hire a private coach?
Also how easy is it to find playing partners in a club, especially at my age and level?
Experiences and tips about gear are appreciated.

thank you
i am 23 as well and just started recently after not playing for 15 years since being a kid. i joined a local club and they had a few coaches that i could get in touch through them to get back into it. clubs should offer both 1 to 1 coaching or group session at different skill levels.

most people at the club were seniors who just love playing doubles but you can get in touch with any youngish people there and then book courts to play with outside of the club social sessions

Bump

If we didn't live in a Clown (White Supremacist) World, pic related would be considered a walking God in comparison to that pasty ass cracker in your pic related.

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He'll need some face work done if he wants to hit it big in ads and sales. Brilliant tennis alone can't outweigh a semi-cromagnon acne face on the billboard

Dude looks like he has a learning disability. I don’t think that would have been attractive in any age or era

Mouth breathing hasn't been kind to his facial development
Still has time to square out his face though

>ywn rip his pants off with your teeth
;_;

tennis really is a gay sport. you're really rating twinks

I think he’s kind of handsome. He’s still going through the awkward teenager face with acne and shit too.

this

He'll be just fine, especially with money anything is achievable.

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i dont think he's vapid and self-absorbed though

I would agree with that, and someone authentic is always more attractive.

Prime example being Emma of course :)

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Personally I don't like the baby look, wake me when she's a MILF, I think she will age well ;)

has your Emma pillow come in yet?

Worse, I'm catalan.

Anyone can tell me what's the deal with this one? When I walk in the streets I meet dozens of cuter women.

Who does this fruhirtova looks like?
Wozniacki?

are we team /fruhvirtova/

Her eyes are far apart from each other and that makes her look like the ayyys. Many people love lizard looking women. I'm myself an ayyy enjoyer and find her very cute.

>pic very much related

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cute :)
ugly :(

>People not being able to differentiate between fame and beauty
A 7/10 turns into a 10/10 for people who hero worship celebrity

It would be funny if Barty became a professional golfer

This is by far her cutest photo

Sadly not, but it really should be delivered today or tomorrow.
Even though I'm probably gonna have to get it from some post office, as I couldn't select a preferred delivery time window

yeah she looks much better here than in her commercials

Once he can grow an elite beard, it's over

She looks like Loserbernd's sister, that's why he wants to fuck her

thinn.ing hair on top of scalp. no thanks

>no one has spotted emma in over a week
is she still alive?

such an awful character on pealy blinders. like in the literary not moral sense. awful. clearly just brought in to attract new viewers. shit tv shkw

I don't know, but I do know that I'm done with her.

Emma spotted
dartsrankings.com/tennis/women/stuttgart

>TWO (2) more months till emma

It's literally in 12 days. Very likely a sponsor obligation as it's called Porsche Tennis Grand Prix. Men play in Stuttgart after RG.

+++BREAKING+++
New Iga feet pics

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Cutie

>ywn lick sand of iga's feet why even live

It's over for twinkcels once Alcachad grows a beard.

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I'd recommend getting private lessons with a pro at ur local club. First time I picked up a racket was in May of last year during my first lesson, and now I play D3 tennis for my college. Individual instruction pays off MASSIVELY.

>Alcachad
I would crush that little manlet without breaking a sweat

but isn't that kinda expensive?
How many lessons you took and how much did they set you back?

We have thousands of those in LatinAmerica. spanish + natives(sunburnt steppe asians) produced the same looks Emma has, if not better looking, all due respect with bongs.

Another pro-tip that I wish someone had told me: "beginner rackets" are a massive scam. Start with something head-heavy, stocky, and control-oriented like a Head Prestige or a wilson blade (perhaps the light version if you find the normal model to be a bit too heavy). And whatever you do, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM BABOLAT OR POWER FOCUSED RACKETS MORE GENERALLY. You will sail EVERY BALL YOU HIT if you try to start with something like that.

i would sacrifice our next 3 football World Cup wins for Emma to win Stuttgart

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*loses in first round*

goblina

Most clubs offer package deals where you can get a like cluster of 8 lessons for ~$400 (~365 euros), and you save money as opposed to paying for the lessons individually. It's a big upfront payment, I realize, but if you wanna see results it's pretty much the only way forward.

At make it the Wimbledon lmao

capped

I would trade in all of our 4 World cup wins for Emma to win the calendar Grand Slam.
I'm happy whenever she's happy :)

Sweet Jesus
Also UTR has him fractionally behind Meddy, currently #4 (Novak - 1, Baldal - 2)

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The good thing is, that a loser like you has nothing to say about it

At least I've got a job and degree Achmed

Catalan from Guayaquil, Catalan from Lagos or Catalan from Islamabad?

You work in a Callcenter, you little Faggot
But that's much better than it used to be, Loserbernd

Houston looks like a playgrounds built in the 80s.

>You work in a Callcenter
not true, but even if it were, it beats being an unemployed bum like yourself
>Loserbernd
not me
>Callcenter
>Faggot
nice spelling retard, but fret not
call centre
faggot
pls do repeat the rules on upper and lower case spelling

...

Toxic as fuck.

hmm

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emma raducanu and anja taylor-joy are two most overrated women of 2020s

have not the foggiest clue who anja taylor-joy is

Andalucia. Bona Fide charnego.

wtf she is 25yo
i thought like 20-22

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is she british?

argie

whats going on with her face. like droops to the right

wait wasn't Marrakesh meant to start today?

ew

Everyone has slight asymmetries in their faces

Tilting her head innit.

goblina syndrome

its called moving your head idiot