/nba/ general- the real problem edition

Don’t reply to the stupid anime poster

I can't win against LeXingers. I accept defeat.

Why do we need the play-in

my wife

They sure helped on Friday against New Orleans.

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money and gives invective for teams not to tank, look at the pels and spurs. kings made a trade to make the play in and still failed kek

You're pathetic

you really think they were healthy? dumb shit

what lebron did to the lakers this season was close to terrorism. man really thought it was a good idea to trade decent players for westbrook

not satisfied he was okay with signing carmelo anthony and deandre jordan

it really makes me question his BBIQ but still gotta say he had a monster season honestly

>its not lebrons fault he traded all their prospects and core for AD
>its not lebrons fault he traded their one good remaining player away and recruited Westbrook
>its not lebrons fault he plays 0 defence whatsoever while taking all the credit for a win
>its not lebrons fault he was at a +/- of -117 at one point ion the season
>its not lebrons fault the lakers were up 23 against the pelicans and somehow choked it away even with him playing
>its not lebrons fault blah blah blah blah blah

16 GAMES UNDER .500

>man really thought it was a good idea to trade decent players for westbrook
that wasnt him. lebron wanted demar, pleinka said no because they didnt want to play him thru 2024 and they got westbrook

>if AD was healthy

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Guys it's been decided by bronsexuals that scoring title = MVP.

So last year's REAL MVP was Curry. Harden won 3 MVPs before that. Carmelo is 1x MVP wow.

Either they were healthy or the team doctors should be fired.

can you guess why leGM trends on twitter?

erneh...

Diana Taurasi is trending on twitter lmao

>TOR: Gary Trent Swiper posts 19/3/3 line over 43 mins
WOW NOWAI

And MJ has 10 MVPs, truly the GOAT.

>>its not lebrons fault he traded all their prospects and core for AD
and got a ring out of it.
>its not lebrons fault he traded their one good remaining player away and recruited Westbrook
lebron doesnt make the trades, see>its not lebrons fault he plays 0 defence whatsoever while taking all the credit for a win
he plays more d that half that lakers squad, he deserves credit for wins cause he needs to break his back dropping 40
>its not lebrons fault he was at a +/- of -117 at one point ion the season
statssoijak.jpg
>its not lebrons fault the lakers were up 23 against the pelicans and somehow choked it away even with him playing
lebron didnt just let the other team score did he?

>if old and fragile players weren't old and fragile
playing is part of the game, user.

you just said he contributes more than the rest of the team than said the stat that literally measures that is onions. kill yourself

because nba twitter is full of retards, lebron doesnt sit in an office and makes trades, he is not the gm, pelinka is.

Make of this what you will.

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>you just said he contributes more than the rest of the team than said the stat that literally measures that is onions. kill yourself
at this point you are choosing to be a retard. scoring is not an onions stat, that plus minus VORP bullshit is.

Lebron is score 1st right now because of how shit this lakers team is

>VORP

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The reality is Lebron's mickey mouse bubblegum scoring title season is only that way because he just takes possessions off on defense so he can do open dunks in transition at the expense of his team losing every game
He doesn't actually care about winning and just wants to beat Kareem's record

But being an 8 seed is almost as worthless as barely missing the playoffs

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If the Lakers don't make the playoffs, how many days after the regular season ends do you give until the fanbase "protests" again?

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was finally somewhat decent on the weekend in chicago, so I played some ball :)
went 0/12 or 13 from three lmao, had to make up for it by crashing the boards and lockdown defense. ended up going 5-1 in the winner-stays-on format

all that in front of Elgin's statue. i spit on laker fags

Pokie :)

now that the dust has settled, was they educated?

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advanced stats kind of remind me of philosophical pessimism---taken to its logical conclusion, the belief that life is an accident and we're all just a soup of chemicals riding the tail of a dying star and should thus cease procreating to keep the pure unborn from entering this state of anguish necessarily implies the mass suicide of humanity, though the proponents of this school never seem to go ahead and blow their brains out. evaluating this philosophy requires us to reject it outright by contradiction since we can never fully realize it. the fact that a player like jokic can lead in all of these meaningless categories while playing like he does proves that each and every one of these metrics are without merit because, otherwise, an actual good player would be leading in them.

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chicago local man woke up feeling and dangerous and went 0-13 from three :fire:

touch grass

I just checked and McGrady is technically 2x MVP because he won the scoring title back to back years holy shit...

ay man, first day of the season. gotta shake the rust off

educated enough to keep the same narrative energy

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this but unironically

you went james harden on em

nah but seriously making threes is so hard i understand benjamin simmons

Wait, why is Jalen Green spamming consecutive 30 point games now? Wasn't he a bust? What went right?

to put it in language you can understand: jokic should win the thad young award this year and that's all. demar is a better player in every way

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>He doesn't actually care about winning and just wants to beat Kareem's record
Eh, I'm sure Kobr would have tried to do the same during his last years in his that garbage Lakers team if he still had two ankles.

the white man wins again

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>>keep that same energy when it begins
will we ever know what "it" is??

i assume he is talking about the offseason

This is the exact reason its best to not post on twitter, just keep your dumbass opinions to yourself

he did his job. organization let him down

what was his job? complaining to the refs? getting blown out by 25+ multiple times? losing?

lakers biggest mistake was signing carmelo anthony this dude has a loser aura all over him

>LeMickey "I don't think a lot of people was educated" James
>LeBron "Went West like his mother in joining the Lakers" James
>LeBron "Once got defeated by an air conditioner" James
>LeBron "Once showed his tiny penis to the entire world on national television" James
>LeBron "5/10 wife" James
>LeBron "4-6" James
>LeBron "Le lose in the Finals man" James
>LeBron "Le traveling, charging, flopping and PEDs man" James
>LeBron "Not as good as Michael Jordan" James
>LeBron "Baldspot in the shape of a cock and balls" James
>LeBron "Get dunked on by a high school kid then confiscate the tape" James
>LeBron "1.8 pts in the 4th quarter of the Finals" James
>LeBron "Lied about elbow despite it clearly being fine and was booed by home crowd, then hosted a nationally televised show to leave his team" James
>LeBron "2 for 18 in a playoff game" James
>LeBron "Stuffed by 5'9" Nate Robinson" James
>Lebron "career 47.8% winrate and -2 pts differential vs TOP 8 teams" James
>Lebron "Once I learned how to beat good teams I was cucked by Kobe's bitch Dwight" James
>Lebron "GOAT who was on best team in NBA ONCE, despite changing team multiple times" James
>Lebron "After my only legit miraculous championship was gifted to me by Ray Allen and a Greg Buttovich blunder, same Spurs team BTFO me into the fucking sun the next year and Kawhi personally dickslapped me worse than Jason Terry" James
>LeBron "Locked down by 5'10" JJ Barea for two games in the Finals" James
>LeBron "Didn't go to college because he always chokes when it comes to finals" James
>LeBron "The Lakers became WORSE immediately after I joined them" James
>LeBron "China's bitch" James
>LeBron "violent rioting and looting are OK" James
>LeBron "Walks off the court butthurt without congratulating the other team" James
>LeBron "Irrecoverably BTFO by Enes Kanter" James
>LeSnitch "Can't handle the banter" James
>LeBron "16 games under .500" James

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It's literally never LeBron's fault when he loses. If his team sucks then LeBron isn't at fault because his job isn't to make the team better. When he tells the GM to trade for certain players it's not his fault the dumbass GM listens. The team just sucks on defence. LeBron's job isn't to defend so why should he? He's 37 years old for fucks sake!!!

Wait isn't Chris Paul also 37? And you say his team is #1 in the West?? Wait hold up this can't be true.....

Hes talking about the personnel ages which is true since they are one of the oldest teams in the league, about how ADisney stays injured which is true, the way Westbrick plays which is true since hes shit.

Bronsexuals are too powerful

He had a hitch in his shot for most of the year, looks a lot better now

Mental illness

why would it be the fault of the guy who is the best player? Your logic makes no sense. If I turn in a group project where I do all of the work OF COURSE I should get the lions share of credit. And of course if I do 50% of the work and nobody else does anything I don't really deserve to be blamed for the F. Why the fuck would you blame the guy that did most of the work?

>-117
>best player

Her Lakies!

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What if you personally pick most of your worthless project teammates?

Her Lakies!

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Because he didn't do most of the work at all and fools like you run to his defence every chance you get. Your favorite player sucks now. Just accept it and move on to the next team he turns to shit within the next 4 years, as scheduled.

jesus dude did you actually type all that out?

ive done that before. picked friends over guys I know that would help me out. those projects didnt end well. same can be said about the '22 lakies

Name one player better than Lebron on the Lakers.

Malik Monk

austin reaves

Please just trade LeBron back to Cleveland. I’d gladly take Sexton, Markannen and a 1st round pick back for LeOverrated

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Fuck Chris Paul

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>Kobe flying in for the dunk!
>look at him crash the boards
>the heat can't stop him!

I typed like half of it out a long time ago. The other half is random /nba/ contributions so it's really an /nba/ collaboration copypasta.

Adam Morrisson. Six less Finals losses than LeBron.

World's strongest alliance since the formation NATO

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MVP

literally me in nba 2k

Higher quality version just got done

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hits that then air balls a wide open shot

why are you telling me this i don't care kek

how do you have an emoji in your filename

because donBITCH is a slimy fuck

Anthony "Day-to-Day" Davis

just put it in the filename? it's nothing special

>119082239
shut the fuck up i wasn't talking to your stupid ass

>fans of other teams post cute girls and cute anime girls
>Lakers fans post "girls"
Why is this?

> pseudo intellectual Yea Forums undergrad posting
Jokic is MVP and please do touch grass faggot.

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night losers

...

yes

holy shit why does this general only talk about the lakers and lebron
what the fuck is wrong with you all

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good night /nba/...very happy for my clippies offense since paul george came back

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I can't believe the Lakers are gonna miss the play in tournament. They should just dissolve the franchise.

can i come over???

>fall asleep
>didn't get to watch gaems
>look up how the fraudulent suns did
>saw people last thread put some cope about them resting their starters
>96-117 against the fucking OKC Tendies

.................... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA GOOD NIGHT CLIPPIE KUN

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night loser

>his lakers

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>what do you mean the play-in can't save me Silver?! Make another play in for the play-ins

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Where did all the emsneed support go??? Looks like the MVP really is going to Jokic

Things went down hill fast after they won that trade with Brooklyn

its going to giannis. you guys are being super reactionary about it

>what do you mean I have to play defense and facilitate my teammates?

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whats will all the klutch shills lately

BROS I DID IT I WON FANTASY. THIS IS LIKE TOP 5 GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF MY LIFE IM CRYING RIGHT NOW ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(Cont.) I had to drop Ben Simmons mid-season, but doing so totally turned my season around. I’m a bad motherfucker

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He tries to do that, you act like his teammates can do better Lmao

uh... with a 19 year veteran who knows basketball in and out .... they can. but he's too busy doing an ego tour at this point. child uooh 3 is leading his younger shit players with his knowledge

>lakers are falling apart
>mortgaged their future for one lemickey ring
>once lemao is gone they'll be an even worse trash fire than they are today
Couldn't have happened to a better player and organization

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>stop trying to win, juat statpads
>openly say that he's just going to whatever team signs his shitty son, completely disregarding the lakers and their future
someone post the webm of him statpadding in a blowout loss with like 2 minutes left in the game. I think it was against the grizz, not sure.

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ahm.... FUCK the suns

>all the 2 year old suns "fans" reading this

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kek bunch of fucking LOSERS

so glad to see jalen green, the pride and future of philippine basketball, performing well in the NBA.

>if

word bruh i feel ya fr fr

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tf this nigga talking about hahahaha get some pussy bruh lmao

you know steph curry is a gay ass nigga

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cap or no cap?

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so MVP race is down to Jokic-Giannis now right?

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No it’s Jokic vs Luka. Luka embarrassed Giannis last game

Tatum should win MVP after turning the celtics from a sub-500 team to actual honest to god contenders. But of course the media won't tell you this...

tatum isn't even close to tier one nba player now carry the hell on

all fax no printer

>embiid scores 44 and carries the team to victory
>the next day, some butthurt foreigner (it's usually a serb, irishman or canadian) makes an anti embiid post
get a job

still not a gay as kyle kuzma. does anyone have that fruity ass pic he took a couple days ago

i'm starting to think there's a lot of gay niggas in the NBA. they fucking some million dollar bussies frfr

>Embiitch on winning mvp: "“If it happens, great. If it doesn’t, I don’t know what I have to do. I’ll feel like they hate me. I feel like the standard for guys in Philly or for me is different than everyone else.”

How about not taking 20 fts a game to score 30 points? KWAB

you're retarded and delusion if this isn't a troll

you're just proving him right. Everyone praised giannis when he was getting all his points through refball

>LeBitchmade's legacy
>His Lakies

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if it's on par with /nba/ posters the league is at least 50% closet homosexuals

Skip just annihilating LeBron in one of the absolutely greatest BTFO moments of his career. Incredible performance by Skip Bayless.

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hello forward slash nba forward slash

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can we PLEASE and I mean PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!! talk about how we can fix our lakies?

Oust the people in OP's pic

last i checked he started in the last 2 all star games, making his a top 3 SF in the league who is outpacing larry bird in scoring

Hello anime poster

They most certainly only won because Dray was suspended, coupled with Curry’s injury. That being said, it’s unfair to retroactively discount championships. Whatever happened, happened. The winner is the winner. Simple as that

ohayo gozaimasu ~~

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Kings really traded Haliburton

Hey suns, congrats on the win record
Oh wait

what does that mean

why havent you guys been talking about the lakers or lebron ??

is he really good desu?

Watch basketball and find out

Eye test says no

bros... they erased kobr....

>no games today
What are we doing tonight bros? For me, it's more Pokemon Yellow and Elden Ring.

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I'll be working out for an hour. The road to sub 287lbs is hard bros...

>watch basketball (pacers)
you can't fuckin make me

what the fuck happened with the lakers? how did they get worse?

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LeBron.

skip bayless is at that old man stage where when he shouts he's kinda warbling/crying that entire time

>LeFraud

LeBitch plays cero defense in a team with horrible defense

basketball is my favorite sport. i like the way they dribble up and down the court

my favorite move is the alley oop

I like "slam dunks"

Trading solid role players for westbrick and LeBron prioritizing statpadding over team success

this was a blazers team that had literally just sold half the team too. And they still lost

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This right here is the most blatant statpadd moment of the season. Anyone who denies what he's doing is just blind.

>larry bird
one of the most overrated ever if you haven't noticed yet

don't you say that about the great white hope

Jokic leads the league in 23 basic and advanced stats categories. The next highest is Luka with 5. Make of that what you will.

white boys are nerds, not big surprise

He really about to go b2b MVP isn't he.....

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>no games
Don't matter, I don't watch them even if they're on.

I hope clippies-kun, wizzies-kun, wuff-kun and all the other anime posters have a very good day

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>no games today
>an absolute clusterfuck of games tomorrow

seriously who the fuck is in charge of this shit

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Kekd

me
I'm doing my best ok

i just keep farding man...

any shidding?

wtf man...

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I'm just asking

not him but the other day i woke up and it smelt like i shidded the bed but i didn't but it was weird because i really did have to go take a shid. it was a mindfuck of sorts

Here's your MVP :)

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Doom eternal and then pt

One guy on the team hogging the ball and chasing records while everyone else is misused and ill fitted for this selfish system.

maybe the shid in your guts filtered up to your nose overnight so you had some particles up there when you woke up

>wake up
>log into /nba/
>take a shid
>get out of bed

Who we rooting for, UNC or Kansas?

I got a feeling Kansas is winning by 10+

ay, you never know

holy fuck i dont care about any statistics that go beyond a box score can you jokicels please embrace the fucking rope already

>/nba/ - pooping yourself
playoffs can't start soon enough

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Jokic dominates box scores. Cope

you have cameras in my bedroom?

doesn't pass the eye test or especially have dawg in him. if he had dawg in him he'd easily average 60 a game

>16 Games Below 0.500

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the one Im looking for was a layup

>Embiid threatens to cry, poop his pants on the court and throw a tantrum until he is gifted the MVP
So everyone was right about him. Mental midget.

Is this true? Did he really say he would poop his pants during a live game if he didn't win MVP?

Caleb Love because I want to see if NBA GMs still get fooled by a hot tournament. He might have that dog but you can't make it off pure dog his fg % is a batting average.

Yup
Nice dick, user

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Best Players in the League (Not MVP):
1. Giannis
2. Embiid
3. KD
4. Jokic
POWER GAP
5. Luka
6. LeBron
POWER GAP
7. Curry
8. Tatum
9. Booker
10. KAT
11. Ja
POWER GAP
12. Kyrie
13. DeRozan
14. CP3
15. Lillard

Cant put guys super injured like AD, PG13, and Kawhi cuz fuck we havent seen them 100% healthy in a while, otherwise, they'd likely jump some guys

KD > Embiitch. Carry the hell on...

id put embiid at 4th and kd at 2nd everything elsen spot on

Good list. Except put Joker and Luka at 1 and 2 and then a power gap. Then keep the rest of the list the same

Good list. Except put Joker and Luka at the bottom. Then the rest of the list the same

Good list. Except none of these players have that dawg.

you too froggy. hopefully my court isnt dusty today.

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i have a theory that they are all the same people i-

Eye test? He does it his own unique way and still puts up huge numbers while having pathetic athleticism. This is why Jokic makes niggers seethe.

i tried to post from madison square garden at the game the other night but its blocked

I can never post from mobile data

my entire neighborhood is rangebanned from posting images and it's not because of me

>Ben Simmons has been ruled out for the rest of regular season and the play-in tournament, Nets coach Steve Nash announced.

Fucking bitch made

not even a nets fan and im sick of this dude lol

>just got off work the rest of the year boys let's go prestige

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>I broke my back
>"What part?"
>Spinal

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This dude ain't playing this season/playoffs. I don't know what these idiots expected. He has no dawg in him.

>fucking kangaroo chain

cmon man

omw to choke another 3-1 lead

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Can they do it? Suns are going to be resting.

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is there a player with less dawg in him than ben simmons? maybe harden

Players who are NOT that guy
1. Ben Simmons
-HUGE POWERGAP-
2. Julius Randle
3. Jimmy Butler
4. Donovan Mitchell
5. Bradley Beal

harden might be a fat traveling flopper but at least he fucking plays

>The MVP is Embiid!
>Nuggets beat 76ers and Jokic averages 35/16/8 1blk 2stls
>N-no the MVP is Giannis!
>Giannis gets eaten alive by Luka and mavericks have a better record than they do
>D-devin Booker?
Having some serious deja vu here lads

okay but ben simmons somehow picking up a back injury after not playing all season is funny to me

lmfao laughing like a lil girl at a stealership reading this

Oh wow. The fat, unathletic white writers are going to vote for the fat, unathletic white player again

he ate up perioddddt

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Who cares how he looks or plays. He gets the ball in the hole and makes his teammates better while doing so.

>Yeah told them I broke my back hahah... Spinal.

>Yeah, Xrays came negative but you know you can't really prove back pain or pain in general.... Anyways my back really is fucked up after carrying you guys tonight.... queue up another these attachments are going to be a fat dub

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holy fucking based. someone said it, and its absolutely whats prob going to happen. its fuckin lame

Jokic is #1 in:
1. CARMELO
2. LEBRON
3. SCOTTIE
4. LEONARD
Thoughts?

gurrl??? chile

all I wanna know is who's #1 in JORDAN

How do people get so addicted to warzone? I can't even play games anymore I get bored in 30-40 mins.

I hope Suns don't fucking rest for that game

you have depression

this would be my answer but battle royales are as played out as souls games at this point, you have to be a brand loyal retard to really have fun on them at this point, nothing new from these genres

Cope, maybe develop players that aren't free throw merchants and just run&dunk

>brand loyal
>to a genre

>Deleted my Sosho pic
>Can't shitpost
It's over...

Wait I'm the one with depression or the Warzone addicts?

>Free throw merchants
Embiid would score more from the field, if people actually stopped fouling him
It's that simple

here bro have mine

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>Kevin asked me when I was gonna be ready play again. I heard Steh in the background laughing. He already knows what I'm up to. Hopefully KD and Kyrie don't get wind of it.

>Yup, I gave him the run around. Said that it's back pain, spinal. Hahaha. It's not like he'll know. But enough of that, let's get this dub

Not really a fan of FPS games at all but I think people just get addicted to seeking the thrill of winning which is what keeps them playing even though it's not fun and they lose 95% of the time
That and unlocks and lootboxes/virtual skins
Will never understand it

>Jokic and Denver might be the first team that Luka has beat to get out of the first round
Fuck...That sounds humiliating. Especially if Jokic wins his 2nd MVP. I don't know If I could continue watching NBA if this happend

Getting bored easily is a symptom of depression

>Ben the results are in... You don't really have a spinal injury.
>Bro I ain't gonna play until they pay me my fuckin' money. Now gtfo I'm finna get this solo DUB.

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The Yung Sosh is also suing the 76ers to get 20mill of his pay back.

Now thats based

Jokic is better than Luka. Luka isn't even top 100

I like how his priorities are literally everything except basketball

Yall just mad seeing a fat boy win. Accept your big boy overlords.

Big ol women and crazy women in San Antonio
twitter.com/LeBatardShow/status/1510788809604177921

>latina with crazy eyes
I'm in love

Sitting is the worst thing you can do for your spine and that's all he has been doing. It'll continue to get worse unless he stops being a retarded manchild.

this bitch is fucked up man lmfao

Luka has a team with an elite defense
It doesn't matter if Jokic is better than Luka by 5%

You're not gonna win the chip as an 8 seed but you're still gonna get extra revenue from the playoff games

Shitbiid crying about MVP voters hating him because it's looking like giannis will finish ahead of him now kek. Get better

nope but AD is a close second

What player would the MVD (most valuable dawg) be named after /nba/? My vote is Ron Artest desu

...

Artest is number 1, but Rasheed Wallace is getting votes

pat bev, bougie cousins, draymond green, ja morant, luka donnic

Yeah she been on the green

based. I was gonna say sheed also

Pat Bev has that chihuahua energy

the next 5 years are his though bro

Daryl Morey wins again

dudes cringe. fucking npcs with no clue why they side with hong kong

They got Magic lying out his ass on all the ESPN shows about that DeRozan and Buddy Hield fanfiction.

The entire Jail Blazers team was a bunch of dawgs.

When you have that many dawgs on one team it becomes too much to handle.

>ESPN shows

Which year was the year of the DAWG for basketball?

Did I stutter?

>I'm only here for the scoring title

Le16GamesBelow.500WithWestbrickAndCompany

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What cap space did they have to do a signing for DeRozan? I don't understand how people keep pushing this .

ad has house cat energy

Yet they had space for Westbrick? When will you fuckers realize the same tired Lebron System that takes over every team he runs doesn't work?

perfect example. housecats are for women and homosexuals

2004? Malice in the palace, jail blazers, pistons won the chip.

I'm a homosexual and I own a big doberman which is much better equipped for a gay lifestyle

Why are you gay?

>I'm a homosexual
AD fan?

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touched as a child

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KD been pretty cool lately

being gay is a state of mind? sucks

If this dude was a foot shorter he'd 100% be a tranny.

no and why does he look fat in that picture?

I suppose that's one way to put it

They had the ability to trade players and a draft pick for Westbrook and his gigantic salary. Derozan was possible and they would have been able to save money/future. People are talking about the offseason where they had a chance to trade for derozan and they did, but decided to spend MORE for Westbrook

For me it's Rodman

this shit has got to stop man. Someone please set these dudes straight. I get second hand embarrassment seeing this

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you just posted a nigga that wears dresses

russ literally crossdressed and sucked hollywood dick so he'd get a documentary made about him

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and? It's called drip

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Dripping in cum probably

there's a difference between drip and faggotry. masculine man can wear a dress but still look dignified and imposing. niggas like ad are just always gonna look soft and effeminate

A healthy lakers team still couldn't beat OKC.

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his eyes are too close together and his tibia is too close to the skin

KWAB

I wouldn't know Daryl Morey if he walked in this room right now

he's a fat fuck you'd see him

I am pleased to formally announce that a broship alliance has been formed between the Brooklyn Nets and the Phoenix Suns.

Scary hours for /nba/.

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Best Curry + DrumGOD > Larden

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zoomiest post I've seen in quite some time

are we exposing harden rn???

nbcsports.com/philadelphia/sixers/ten-sixers-james-harden-stats-you-really-dont-want-read

You're my bro Ireland

no games today can we have a goat debate please!!

what if I told you there was a blockbuster trade that had no winners

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No debate because it's Glen "Big Baby" Davis

twitter.com/TurnUpBron/status/1510995272175919109?s=20&t=sg3NQDcQPZtGVB1giAmwLQ Rob Pelinka really fucked this up so bad

Are people finally watching Utah games and realizing that Mitchell fucking sucks? It's about time.

No debate because it's Frank "Russel West" Brickowski

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Where's that stupid bitch from yesterday who kept saying LeGM wanted DeRozan instead of westGOD and that he has no say in what Pelinka does as a GM?
Hello? Are you there?

hes a terrible 4th quarter player and gobert never gets touches still

Shoulda
Woulda
Coulda
Magic managed the worst era of Lakers basketball so I dont want to hear anything he has to say

grizzlies got that prime dawg in em but >yall aint ready to hear it

kek hell no. dont need bitch made durant and schizo ireland associated w/ my Suns
Booker/Suns own the nest this year

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i know both of these teams are frauds but the nets would rape yall in a series tbqh

Is there a general consensus on /nba/ about which 1 team isn't a complete fraud? Seems like the league is just frauds...

KWAB

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The only Memphis games I've watched were against the Mavericks and they didn't look good, so I'm curious to see what they do in the playoffs.
I like young teams so I hope they can do something.

The Bucks

whoever gets the jazz first round are fucked they gon come at you like wounded dogs

the third string bench of the grizz beat the suns who weren't load managing so them

twitter.com/AmNotEvan/status/1511061094940516355
Someone has to investigate why Embiid has the most bias from the NBA refs
This is getting serious now

i will be addressing mr adam silver this cant go on

its so obv how mad these mayocels are that their based whiteys aren't getting the respect they dont deserve.

would you unironically pick luka or jokic over giannis or embiid to build a team around?

cmon now

Devin Armani Booker is good at basketball.

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no way his middle name is actually armani .... LMFAO

Jokisha? Embiiana? Jannis? Never heard of those ladies.

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top tier fraud up there with kobr

a tik tok of mine got 133k views...carry the hell on...

>TTS Voice: Here's what a favela sounds like at 2 am

*gunshots, perilous screaming, "FILHO DE PUTA" *

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Big Game James continues to deliver

FAT

Bringing Kobr into the convo out of no where lmao take your pills

HELP MEEEEEEEE I CANT FUCKING WALK IM GOING TO TEAR AN ACL IN THIS PLAYOFF SERIES OR THE NEXT YEAR MID SEASON

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Seething lanklet

I'm saying he's an overrated inefficient chucker just like Luka is. The only difference is that Kobr was athletic and won rings, and Luka won't do any of those two

its actually me bricking a shot

do girls dm you when you get that famous

SHOW US THE CLIP WITHOUT THE REVEALING INFO SENPAI

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Kek @ the TTS voice.

Luka poster really touched a nerve. I guess it's getting harder to ignore him now that he has a better w/l record than the other MVP candidates. I surprised the thread hasn't abandoned those frauds and pivoted to Booker yet to combat it.

demar way too low. he needs to be first or second tier. my man is leading the league in points scored ffs!

not really just a bunch of random bot accounts following you

Lets be real, Luka's been on the MVP level last 3 months, but Dallas has an elite defense and a good bench that keeps them in the game
They're 8-9 without him. A pretty solid team

nobody who values having a good opinion and has watched more than 1 season of basketball (or isn't a luka nuthugger) thinks that luka is anywhere near top 5 for MVP consideration

They hate to see a fat boy winning

I'll try to make it as a webm

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Make of this what you will.

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sisters Bam makes me so aroused

All I see is fat boys better

PPG is lebron then embiid then giannis.

why does this guy keep posting Jokic advanced stats and saying "make of this what you will"?

Just tell us what to make of it...

With all due respect stats are gay and I’m not reading this excel spreadsheet. just look at a man and see if he’s that dawg or not it’s that easy

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False LeBron needs 2 more games to qualify for scoring title

holy shit whoever posted this has never touched a basketball

dont give a fuck. kd is better than all those guys and he's not up there, so what does it really matter

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Make of it what you will.

that giannis mogs jokic in every way both in actually worthwhile accolades and the eye test and sheer dominance?

>no dawg
dismissed

No i refuse

love how people make these just because they know without all this nerd shit no one seriously thinks jokic is a better player than giannis

those shoes are sending me

>ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It's such a close contest according to analytics.

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i'm just not taking a fat fuck who sucks in the fast break and isn't dominant at all over giannis to win a chip. im just not. the proof is in the pudding that the busks won with giannis and not some fat serbian faggot

twitter.com/presidual/status/1510733001226739713
Doris explains why Jokic is the MVP.

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>"Could be close"
>Jokic 1st is everything

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you may not like it, but this is what peak basketball efficiency looks like

>that giannis mogs jokic in every way
>be Giannis
>have team with multiple all-stars
>3 other players averaging over 15ppg
>be Jokic
>no other player scores 15ppg on team
>Bucks are 1 game ahead of the Nuggets in a worse conference
muh eye test says Giannis more more valuable cause he plays with more better players

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Chuck was fucking right. Advanced stats are a fucking joke.

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>Ranking in advanced stats for top MVP candidates

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when i was 14yo i participated in the brazilian math olympics and went very far. so as an intelectual and believer of the mathematics i will be siding with Jokic. all the analytics are on his side

you're an absolute retard if you think the core of the nuggets even with MPJ and Murray out "sucks"

they're pretty decent. tired of this narrative. same with luka, he has a decent core yet both of these white retards get dick riders who say "They need more help!"

I thought people were just shitpisting about LEBRON kitchen sink and RAPTOR….

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was this proof jokic has some dawg in him?

you know this makes jokic look worse right? the reason eh can put up big numbers because no one else on his team does shit. if he were playing with other good players, his usage would be reduced. the fact that giannis can do what he does even with other good players is insane

This
Jockitchsisters don't watch games

>Jokic looks good because his teammates suck
>Jokic has lowest usage rate among Giannis and Embiid
>has more assists passing to worse scorers
CLEARLY BRO

based

math dont lie

math only lies

>check all time VORP single season record
>Jordan has it 6 times in the top 10 including #1
Damn maybe it is a real stat…. JorGoat don’t lie

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Only if you're retarded

wiltbros...

>you know this makes jokic look worse right?
In a race for the MOST VALUABLE PLAYER award, jokic being the most valuable player makes him look like less of the most valuable player? kek sounds good man

math trick yall

>Jokic has lowest usage rate among Giannis and Embiid
by technical analysis yes but that doesn't take into account the movement of the game. the way plays are ran. etc

This MVP debate made me realize American blacks are down worse than I thought. The top 4 guys are all international and the 5th guy in Booker is so light skinned he makes Austin Reaves look tan.
>Zion fat and injured
>Harden fat and old
>Lebron old and injured
>Durant made of glass
>Davis made of glass
>Kawhi made of glass
>Paul George made of glass
>CP3 old and injured
The great black hype in Ja is injured as well. The draft doesn't look like it's going to change things either. It hasn't been this bad since pre-merger has it?

you could replace jokic with valencunias and nothing would change

Tatum for MVP because he got that dawg in him.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=4MGrci6Mz2c

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if you dont believe in jokic then you dont believe in math then you dont believe in science then you dont believe in the vaccine then you are a chud

Andre Drummond is a better passer than Jokic... Make of this what you will...

poodle maybe

>factually yes Jokic has the least usage
>but that doesn't make it true according to my opinion
jogger detected, you need that math teacher from Stand and Deliver

advanced stats aren't math retard. most people who designed them are journalists who haven't taken any math beyond high school algebra/trig

That statement is false.

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>journalists with high school algebra degrees developed advanced statistical analysis
/doubt

again, you're not understanding context. you cant just look at stats in a vacuum.

I do not care about the mvp

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i just shit my pants. make of this what you will...

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I understand it breaks your heart that the greatest basketball player in the world is white, but the bottom line is if you put Jokic on the Bucks they'd win more games than they do with Giannis, and if you put Giannis on the Nuggets they wouldn't make the playoffs. End of story now go get your juice box child

It's true actually. Make of it what you will...

>s*rb
>white

literally got that dawg in him

>jogger
what a coward

i thnk i might have gonorrhea. make of this what you wil...

hey man i hope that this isn't some sort of secret race baiting. were talking ball, i dont care that jokic is white. giannis is better than him

Name another big 3 with this much dawg in them. You can’t.

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> advanced statistical analysis

it's literally just adding a bunch of data with arbitrary weights based on opinions.

standard poodles were gaurd dawgz, b

Tough day to be a Jokicel they're all embarrassing themselves as actual /pol/tards

I don't really care who wins as long as its either Giannis, Jokic or Embiid. Theyre all playing at a similar level and are completely indispensable to their teams.

"advanced statistics" is a misnomer here. it just means "normalized non-counting stats," and many of them were developed by clickbait fivethirtyeight journalists (RAPTOR, LEBRON, DRAYMOND) with very little statistical background. doubt the reality all you want, but it only makes you look foolish.

so you're a suns hater

must be a day that ends in y

>look guys [enter Pro-Jokic message and imply that you're going to be so le mad when a based whitey wins it]

yikes jokic/lukacels need to kill themselves NOW

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The only shit I need is the eyetest. All that other shit is for retard who've never touched a basketball in their lives and just want to be friends/fags for their favorite players.

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we all know that at the end of the day, kd is better than embiid, jokic, and giannis

Advanced stats are named LEBRON, DRAYMOND, RAPTOR, KITCHEN SINK, CUM AND COCK and you morons take these seriously?

The name itself should tell you all you need to know. Make of this what you will...

KD and Ben both overcompensating so hard. Kyrie's just smiling. REAL dawgs respect and love their real dogs.

based and true

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Hunting dogs really, but they're tough as shit. my mom has a standard poodle and it bullies the other dogs, including a pit bulls mix. They might look gay but they're big athletic dawgs

mvp is the media award if your favorite player wins all it means is you are aligned with the media

>say the best candidate will win MVP
>thread goes insane over an ultimately meaningless award

you now rebembe the brookyn nets are currently the 10th seed

OHNONONONOONONONONOONOO EMBIITCH BROS WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF PATHETIC PUP IS THIS

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great taste in women

>hey man i hope that this isn't some sort of secret race baiting.
That's all it ever is with people who ride Luka and Jokic with that much dedication and anger

more importantly wtf is this fruity ass photoshoot

>They might look gay but they're big athletic dawgs
Truly ja's spirit animal

AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BEN’S DOG LOOKS LIKE THAT DUDE OFF THE COVER OF THE DMX ALBUM WHY CANT WE HANDLE A DAWG LIKE THAT EMBIID SISTERS….

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>Nests=

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Embiid can't even handle a kitty kat, how is going to handle the big dawgs?

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>log on /nba/
>dog posting and nerds
>log off /nba/

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I'm not so sure about this, and I'm a Giannis fan.

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sophisticated family man with classy dark haired white woman and civilized pet
pathetic manchild playing with his baby-killing pitty before skipping another practice to go play COD with a bunch of 13 year olds

needing external dog to make up for your internal dog

>log on /nba/
>jeff van gundy gif
>log off /nba/

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>regular season

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>regular season

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Pitchad hating Karen mayo fuming

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pitbulls are the joggers of dogs

Pitties have that dawg in them and it makes people so mad.

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trying to figure out who is better is nearly impossible once you get the highest level of talent. you start having to split hairs and think pedantically. its why i dont give a fuck about stats. all that matters is who wins the most

>lies about injury to get NEETbux and play vidya all day
>misogynist
>has that dawg
Ben is so based

Obviously Giannis has a greater legacy so far, and he obviously does things that Jokic only dreams of, just saying though...

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How do you retards get trolled by "white player good" every time?

pitties have that child in their jaws

infanties don’t have that dawg in them simple as.

they do if they're white

kek

lets be real i only like players / teams that have prime dawg energy and ja morant / grizzlies fit that bill the most in the NBA right now.

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The only reason you faggots won't admit Jokic should be MVP is because you're one of those liberal hipster types who fawn over NBA when you never played basketball and you refuse to vote a white man MVP 2 years in a row. There's no argument for any other player besides Jokic for MOST VALUABLE. Giannis has 2 all-stars, 3 other players scoring 15ppg, and only 1 more win than the Nuggets playing against worse teams every night. It's pathetic you consider him MVP just because you love BBC in your soibottom

>le white women hab seggs with dogs xDDD
shut. the. fuck. up.

>this literal entire post

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except you're a poor liberal hipster fag and can't afford more than an ipa

heh

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suck my dick from the back you retarded jokic nut slurping faggot

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Barry blocked me for no reason the other day xd

It's funny you're a cuckold and this post above you says everything about you not having an argument.

Fuck China, simple as

thats because your whole life consists of getting blocked and filtered
>nobitches

No other candidate gave someone an injury that would affect them for the rest of their life

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I'm not? I think theyre pretty good.

they played an overachieving hawks team with a crippled goblin. Is that supposed to be an impressive display?

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*Dillon Brooks / grizzlies idk if Ja fits in that pound desu

yet you give him attention every time he posts

Holy shit she's bad... Embiid might be MVP after all

just another advanced stat joker has that others dont
give him the mvp already

i saw nomad on Yea Forums the other day

/nba/ truly is /dbs/'s son

I love music what can I say. The new Duster album is so good

isn't he the tranny fucker?

Giannisisters...

idk but dogs fuck whatever

>hitting your vajayjay on the floor
he'll never play again

The Sheed Wallace Dawg Award

Michael Jackson trans-elf

i thought it was kinda boring :c

I thought it was a little underwhelming desu, but I have high expectations since their last album was so great

Bill Laimbeer was a dawg before you were born

Bucks, Grizzlies, the Detroit Pistons

It's definitely way more tame and accessible compared to their other work so I get that. They're my favorite band ever so I think I was gonna love it regardless

we ain't ducking no trannies

>ja morant
You can't be a noodle boy that weighs as much as a wet towel and be a dawg, his career arc will be very short

Wheres the DAWG rating?

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...

Or what poop face

Fuck Lebron