And this is our son's room. He's quite the film buff

He's playing his favorite David Cage movie.

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think about it rationally, father

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youtu.be/tPRXY9vKa8U

Heil Vater

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Haha imagine having pictures of Sophia Lillis all over your walls and dozens of copies of every movie/show and magazine she’s ever appeared in lol that’d be so weird haha

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He's quite the Jane Levy fan.

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I told you it's game night and I don't want to be interrupted

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I don't really understand this one. Who is the parent talking to and who just opens people's bedroom door like that?

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Although he is a little prone to spitting, a habit we're working on.

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sauce pls

>a mouth is a mouth, just don't let them fuck you in the ass - that's how you get sick

Ray Donovan

>and this is my roommate's room, he's quite the alcoholic

Get the fuck out of my room

Ain't there a version of this where she's missing a leg or something?

did he died?

why do women hate male masturbation so much? She acted like she caught him doing crack.

cringe

When I lived at home my parents would very often barge into my room. When a person knocks on my door my PTSD always kicks in now.

why is he having sex with his bed? do zoomers really do this

I just wanna say i really really like this image

Can someone post the basement with the discord trannies?

>he doesn't sandwich his onahole between his mattress and box spring

DAD DONT COME IN HERE RIGHT NOW

NO DAD STOP

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He rippen.

this one?

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Have you really never done this? It's literally better than sex.

I wouldn't say women but mothers
mothers want their sons to be chads (liie the father was/is) and masturbating instead of plowing prime puss is not chad -like in any sense

This

>six cats in that small ass room
imagine the smell

Satan agrees so it must be true.

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>son I just wanted to tell you how proud I am that you're pursuing a career in computer science

Yeah I remember that one too

youtube.com/watch?v=Yl2iIHRE1ng

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this really isn't *that* far off from the truth. aside from the tied up one this is basically what every trannys bedroom has looked like. especially shit all over the floor, multiple monitors, anime garbage, lube, pill bottles with pills lying around, etc.

Hello Daddy

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Why isn't she amputated?

why do they do this? it's either this or making you come downstairs to say hello to guests who you have no business with.

Hey dad! Did you see the über sweet new A24 trailer?? It’s kino as usual, DUH!

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mind if i take a dorito?

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uwu

They want to shame you into making something of yourself because it’s easier than just beating the shit out of you.

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that's a man

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>Steel Reserve

Fucking Patrician.

>H-hey mom and dad, i'm actually more of a flick buff... also what are you doing at my house and how are you still alive?

Stop fucking coming in here Benny

youtube.com/watch?v=f_JygUgiweI

whatchu know bout that

based

It's like ChrisChan's house but tidier

PROLLY NOTHING

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yes

she was shocked and laughing you insecure dweeb

>are ya winning, son?

What the fuck did I just watch?

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FUCK OFF, ROASTIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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That’s just the Steel Slumber, patrician nap for connoisseurs of high gravity lager.

>backwards R
were any kids actually retarded enough to do this? why is this such a staple of fake children's handwriting

maybe they were fans of korn

A masterpiece.

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>he thinks a mum would just crack up laughing if she caught him smoking crack

Why tho

God I wish that were me.

GO AWAY IM FILMING SOMETHING!!!!!!

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d-delete this

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probly nothin

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I'd love to see a documentary about parents reacting to their thot cammer daughters

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Just noticed the box of Franzia in the background. He seems to have opened it in order to squeeze the last drops from the plastic bladder inside. Just when I thought I couldn't love the Steel Sleeper any more.

wat

based

misspelled nigger

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based

Nice programing socks.

Thanks for typing it out bro I can totally picture it

NONONONONO i'm trying to quit trap porn

you clearly wouldn't know

Based

My room, how do i rate Yea Forums?

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Dude i havent showered in like a week and i got a swamp on my crotch you sure you want to come in here

source

lives with parents/10

peak autism right here

why is every thread being derailed by traps?

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terrible, clean it up

>(like the father was/is)
my dad is autismo who barely talks in public, had a huge collection of train and model airplanes as an adolescent and was was already half-bald by 30
but cool theory I guess

wakie wakie wagie wagie

Hi.

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sauce??

more???
please

die tranny scum

>Hey user have you seen the peanut butter? Oh the dog is with you, I wondered where he went

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eastern europe/10
Bulgaria or Serbia?

Disgusting you have fucking manfeet. You wont show your face because you know your a despicable mutant. Ill fucking gut and kill you like the experiment you are

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i need a trap gf so bad

10 bucks, fuckin jew me amazon. no one even liked that movie. kek

Are you retarded or something? That's a fucking popeyes drink cup on the floor.

Damm, bitch, you live like this?

so?

Thank you for posting it

Lol he just burps and says oh my god after a few sips of beer hahaha this video is fuucking weird

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>tfw my room always consisted of a bed, a rug, and a closet
>growing up, the only pc was in parents' room
>now just keep my laptop on the dining table in the living room
you niggers are lucky

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Based retard

You ever try DMT?

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>He seems to be reenacting his favorite scene of all time, we'll see him later.

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Eventually I'll get lazy and let my empties build up until they can no longer see me over the stacks.

He was obviously drinking heavy the night before and decided to drink some more before work despite his stomach being fucked up.

Kino of the highest degree

Dad you have to knock first!

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>Mom?

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Are those wineboxes?

inb4 imagine the smell

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>forbidden planet
pleb

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does mcd's still use the white bags? i always get brown ones

At least yu grew up with parents.

>Highland Spring
PLEASE BE IN INVERNESS

it varies by location

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

imagine if she took a fat dump on camera after this lol

maybe with smell-o-vision haha

if only those were mcchickens

and without other trannies

>wineboxes
please tell me americans don't have these.

No, we just bag our milk.

Clean your fucking room and get a job, son

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How does this even happen?

I get embarrassed if I leave a plate out for more than a day

kek source?

It's an Australian thing, Cask wine or goonbag. Booze is super expensive here except for wine

please keep the lights off i'm trying to sleep

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It's only Amerisharts who cannot have foreskins because the Dr Abramowitz and Rabbi Abrtamovitz have both told us of this coincedental study, foreskins are vile and cause disease, goyim!

Americans (and South Koreans) literally can only glob on something called Kentucky Jelly, a lubricant marketed for anal sex, or fuck their mattress, or that one pie like Jason Biggs did, LMAO

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We have them in the USA as well. Pretty disgusting and will give you a pounding headache but cheap.

How am I supposed the play slap bag if the wine's not in a bag?

They're not that bad here as long as you dont get the super sugarey flavours, they'll make you sick as fuck the next day.
I just wish we had cheap vodka, it's like $40-60 for a litre

La prêteur?

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Damn really? At least in my state you can get a half-gallon of lower to mid tier rum (or most spirits) for about $22.

>the brain eaters

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Kek

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Does that shirt in the window say "anal"?

we have """sin tax""" in australia

>implying you could smell anything other than cigs in that room

yes, my little brother made the same mistake, except in reverse (in Cyrillic) when he was 4

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"Hold on, i'm getting dressed!"

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someone needs to put the king of the hill intro song over this

Muah*
>Ill fucking gut and kill you like the experiment you are
You don't got what it takes, kid.

I would like to gut you in a different manner of speaking.

Critics are calling it everything from shit to fucking shit

>no benis
worthless

Jesus Christ

She looks like an ape.

Moron

hey I also use warm socks during winter.
it's comfy and I dislike having my feet cold

How is this physically possible?

Yeah bro I see it haha

this image has a strange esoteric vibe to it that i cant quite describe. It fills me with a strange, perturbing feeling.

I WANT MY MOMMY

KINO

unironically cozy

oh fuck thats hilarious dude

Seems like a comfy life. Hanging out with friends all day watching movies and playing vidya while eating pizza.

Steel sleeper is truly a god amongst mortals.

god I wish that were me

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did you call moi a weeb?

is the demolitiond?

bulimia

Nah, there's a few them that do this, they just have freak stomachs.

I'm a serious girl.

MOM I SAID KNOCK FIRST!

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Okay but do you have bepis?

oh dear ...

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oh look, just in time, he's making a music video for his friends and what not

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>tfw you unironically do this

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picture the odor

Kek, first thing I thought of when i saw the checkered shirt

>Sun's out

This was probably taken in the middle of the day.

>film buff
>Rarely if ever watches anything before the 1990s
Yea Forums isn’t a film board, it’s a current events board. Basically Yea Forums with a sprinkle of /pol/

I told you to knock mom!

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wait wait let me imagine it.... prrHAHAHA!

What is going on here?

I like this joke but people fail to mention that you can simply fuck your daughters

Faggotry of the highest order.

imagine being over 20 and still living with your parents

Your a nigger ape bitch

sauce

Thanks for the support guys
That's not a very nice thing to say, user. I tried my best, okay?

basically this
youtube.com/watch?v=CiBI0yrtHUo

how many layer of irony is this?

it's just an excuse for bennyposting, user

>mom, it's not what it looks like!

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Saving this to build for my future son.

>paying a flat 100 a week and focusing on study full time
VS
>paying 200 a week on rent, 100 on utilities and having to put up with a messy roomate and cleaning up all the time
I'm living at home until I'm steadily employed thank you.

SUACE????