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Bumfights edition

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twitter.com/brisbanebroncos/status/1510798590637056002
twitter.com/footyindustryAU/status/1510818017542033414
youtu.be/XeEdXfjQC6s&t=5m37s
nrl.com/news/2022/04/04/cynical-players-exploiting-captains-challenge-risk-sin-bin/
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why does he pee into his own mouth

check your facts sweetie

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happened again

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at this point it's becoming a Rusty psyop

>broncos collapsing already
>broncos(w) knocked out
>qld going to get clean swept
>petrol is $2/L
>still no gf

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what photo

>rugby guy pees in his own mouth
>gets kicked out of league
smdh dude did nothing wrong

honestly it is bullshit that wifebeaters are still getting contracts while Toddy had his career ended

G_d I wish that was me chinning Albert

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twitter.com/MarioFenech/status/1510795587620601859

his last few tweets have been gibberish, maybe the brain trauma has fully seeped in...

99.99% of tweets are gibberish

>The Broncos and NRL Integrity Unit have completed seperate interviews with both players involved in an altercation on video that was made public last night.
>Players Albert Kelly and Payne Haas cooperated fully with both the club and the Integrity Unit.
>The Broncos will now work with the NRL as they complete their investigation.
Reports too that the incident was outside a Sydney hotel following their round 2 victory

hate to see the videos after they lose

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Didn't they get in trouble for looking too happy after they lost a year or so ago

yeah when darius did his little gender reveal thing
god forbid they smile

bit unfair to expect them to look glum for 25 straight weeks

In all seriousness though, why does Haas never have anyone in support on his runs? He turns around and gets his arm free almost every time but there's never anyone within 20m of him to offload to

little while ago an user described the current broncos as a group of individuals and not a coherent team, so as you say there is no one there when Haas wants to offload

they're the warriors without the kiwi magic

It's the fullbacks job to follow through a forwards run for an offload, the halves have the excuse of needing to hold back in the line to organise the next play.

>entire interview is payne haas complaining about his scuffed shoes
>presents video and photograph evidence before and after
>pulls out folder of culture kings and local cobbler receipts

The greatest game of all

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hello ausfellows, someone trieed to steal the copper electricity cables from my street and my house's out of power. how's your day?

Csmith was always so far up the ass of whoever was running the ball he'd have to buy them dinner after

i've seen brazilians fry themselves to death doing this. that sounds like the work of a professional thief

the neightbours say it was someone trying to get the copper to sell it for drugs. if only this fucker got fried...

Distraction from the big picture issue of the Australian Embassy funding your national rugby league teams that are assembled from high-value intellectual targets
intrl.sport/news/is-brazil-the-brainiest-international-rugby-league-team/

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that's good news but unfortunately rugby isn't very watched here. if only this country focused and invested on other sports as much as it does for football...

based Brandinho Smitsoza “Queijo” Jr. on the left

Andrew Webster is right yet again ladies

>the fight between haas and kelly was over scuffed shoes
someone show this to Haas and tell him to stop caring about shoes of all things

youtube.com/watch?v=dEiIcPHTzCM

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Don't know whats more embarrassing, a guy obsessing over shoes or a guy trying to emulate American blacks by obsessing over shoes.

probably the people who turn up each week to support them

Sneakerheads are legitimately mentally ill

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bit racist tbqh

These are the last shoes I bought. Would Payne Haas be friends with me?

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If you ever told me you spent more than $50 on a pair of shoes I would call you a fag

nice high heels RDJ

These are the last shoes I bought. Was Albert Kelly the one who stole them from me?

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bros......
twitter.com/brisbanebroncos/status/1510798590637056002

Turbo's out for 4 weeks

fightcos don’t deserve that big beautiful broad

Love the cruelty and lack of sportsmanship in the women's game, makes it more gladatorial desu, none of this "it's just a job, all smiles and handshakes post match" noncery.

Yeah he’s been 50% at best since game 1

Are we all going to pretend she wasn't targeted, dominated, and exposed on Sunday afternoon?

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When vonny back on fox? Need to see those oversized milkers

RMW riding boots and Italian leather dress shoes for me desu

She played with a lot of heart, imagine a one to seventeen bathhouse of Millie Boyles.

for me it’s ariat boots and ringers work shirt

Why would they even upload this?

>yeah let's just the the whole thing interview and just show the 7 seconds of her crying

Taylan May (c)

As far as I can tell, Hook is the only coach who never played first grade. Is this a uniquely rugby league thing or do most sports primarily employ ex-players as coaches?

Holy shit bro not that bad. Had to work an extra hour at work and didn't have lunch :(
Other than that, kicking back with some beers and dinner now. Hope you stay safe Brazil user, come here one day if you can. We are full, but there's work arounds.

I never played but it is evident to me that I would make an excellent first grade NRLW coach.

despair porn is the broncos leitmotif that fans resonate with

the hits keep coming Brisbros...

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Brisbane is a city in decline and this seals it

Thot was worshipped as a god

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twitter.com/footyindustryAU/status/1510818017542033414

Thots being worshipped is one of the biggest problems of the modern era.

We STILL dem boys.

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Does this include vipboxtv viewers?

Miss me yet bronKEKS

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Lord have mercy

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wat do bros

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“How does this compare to the AFL”

statCHAD “Literally the next post mate”

/afl/ BTFO

why are you sitting on that cash m8

good question, gonna spend it all now

Based new account user

:suliface:

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KEK just when i thought that try couldn’t get anymore kino

KEK no matter what he's always doing suliface

youtu.be/XeEdXfjQC6s&t=5m37s

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Kelly has a record of be a pest fr fr if anything Haas was gentle with him end of story no cap

Allanahbutt user
NOW

>dce extended another two years
kek

*allanaarse

>33
Hooley dooley how old can footy players be now, who will be the first 40 year old nrl athlete?

Pretty sure there are 40 year old women in NRLW

Cliffy was 38 and still had elite 15 minute cameos

>look up oldest players in NRL
>I older than everyone bar David Mead
>tfw first played SC in DCEs Debut year

Hold me ladies

nrl.com/news/2022/04/04/cynical-players-exploiting-captains-challenge-risk-sin-bin/

I fucking hate the people who run our sport

I'm old enough to remember when Todd Carney and Sam Burgess were cheapies in 2010

>Players who deliberately concede a penalty in a bid to stop the match and try to overturn a referee’s decision risk being sent to the sin-bin without being allowed to use the captain’s challenge.

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Richard Swain, now there was a vnrl player

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Every cunt referee needs to be fired and the entire institution restarted from scratch

With women

have never seen this woman before
youtu.be/Z22oDJhPncQ

She has the husky voice and figure of a former player of something, not sure what though

she could play my dick like a cello..

wtf

its an optical illusion now please watch our sport

need a peem, a pist, and a poosday

far from the most shocking thing an nrl player has done unfortunately

this tbqh

carney's punishment is one of the greatest injustices in the NRL
even forgetting all the wife bashers, drunk drivers and rapists, napa and that other guy naked shadowboxing and fingering his own arse on video got off with barely anything

pearce too

>shoeys
>bubblers
What other secret wisdoms are you Aussies hiding

you ever heard of soggy sao?

best played solo
winner every time

do you know what a cello is?

>

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>she blow dat dick like a cello
>lil yachty

>Sexualizing a funny gag
Fucking journalist queers, never had a real friend.

please watch our sport, also is Norway a nice place to visit in winter? i have always dreamed of driving from Oslo all the way north to Lofoten or Tromsø, is this a good idea or will i skid out and die?

oh yes of course

lads do you reckon it's legal for my unit coordinator at uni to set a textbook they wrote and published as mandatory reading, basically forcing me and every other to give them $80?