Hey Funnie! Where's that MILF mom of yours?
Doug is a serial rapist. it's canon
Why is Skeeter such a cuck in this comic? Doug finally manned up and this is how his friend treats him? Disappointing!
Hey Roger, why did your dad abandon you? Honk honk!
Please, we all know that Doug was cucked by Skeeter in the end.
Jim Jinkins based Patti on two girls he liked as a kid, neither of whom ever gave him the time of day. One of them eventually reached out to him as adults and they met up for dinner onpy for her to reveal she’s married with kids. I like to imagine that’s how things turned out for Doug.
Is Doug /ourguy/?
>Dear diary, I just found out Patty is a fucking dyke
Kek, that's brutal
Reminder that IRL Roger married IRL Patti
didn't roger date judie funnie for a minute? imagine if your bully was fucking your cute, cool older sister that would stink
Even as a kid I thought Doug was a loser
Holy shit I haven't seen this in years
JOURNAL
Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that Liver & Onions is god tier and not served in enough restaurants?
There was one episode where Roger had a huge crush on Judy, but Judy had zero interest so she made a dramatic scene at the Honkerburger with Roger and he football weirded out and dropped his interest in her right there.
this episode actually got me to ask my mom to make it and i loved it. i think things like this and 'lima beans are gross' where just reverse psychology to get kids to eat more nutritious foods.
>She was drunk
drunk girls can fuck. The only time she can't is if she literally passes out.
Where is the line? If a girl has one shot of tequila is she suddenly rapable?
why was Brussel sprouts considered disgusting? Its amazing!
Was Mr Dink a sex offender?
I grew up with rich but neglectful parents on the 90s. I’ve seen every ep of Doug hundreds of times prob
because brussel sprouts are pretty gross, and they smell gross too
ewwwww
Correct.
we all agree Bebe was the hottest though, right?
damn I've raped my girlfriend so many times
Liver's got a strong flavour and a weird texture which is why a bunch of people don't like it.
Does this work both ways? If I claim to be raped first then I win right?
>implying you wouldn't
Judy was unironically the best girl, and was actually a cool older sis to Doug. He's just too retarded and is burdened with too much crippling social anxieties to realize how many times she did him a solid.
Generally speaking, there is actually a "first to file" thing for this.
Good luck getting a sympathetic jury though...
>The only time she can't is if she literally passes out.
You sir are very wrong. She fucks quite well I can assure you.
A lot of people are pussies then, it's a hard dish to prepare but it's fucking fantastic when done right.
DOUGLASTH
I JUSTH HAD TO RAPE A LOTTA PEOPLE
But does Doug have the sperg
this is the hard hitting question
Is he the proto Chris-chan
the guy with the green skin tricked me again
skeeter fucked the rich girl
Unironically yes. This is how one guy was able to win when he found out that the roastie was planning on filing against him.
What the fuck was Roger's problem?
he's cool as heck!!!!
Too much LARP as a greaser
>that episode which was basically the writer shitting on the Silver Surfer for 15 minutes
Is this shopped? What the fuck.
single mom
lol he had that purple cat
and the cat was angry at the dog
>go porkchop, go out and skateboard to the extreme
Rickets
posting this
youtube.com
nerd incels
>this is a medical grade dentist chair Doug
>very expensive
I've cooked them plenty of times for my mother but I can't stand the smell. I love leafy greens and shit but Brussel sprouts just turn me off.
>see permacuck beta orbiter that posts on Yea Forums all day
>not wanting to man him up like a true bro by shitting on him every chance you have
Roger was in the right
This. Roger was just a wiseass that played dumb little pranks that thought would make him seem tougher than he is. When Percy came to school, he was an outright asshole to Roger in ways way worse than what Roger ever did to Doug.
he had a haircut that looked like a sunchip
>liver
>nutritious
Literally one of the worst parts of an animal to eat
"Liver is high in vitamin A, folic acid, iron, and zinc. Liver is the most nutrient dense organ meat, and it is a powerful source of vitamin A."
It has too much copper and vitamin A though, not something you should eat daily.
I just remember his mom was a redneck in the show. She drove a huge 4x4 and talked with a southern accent.
He’s dumb as fuck, he could have fucked her
thanks doc
People used to boil them, that's gross. Baked with salt/pepper and a little olive oil is God tier.
Thats not the funny way
the virgin Doug vs the chad Roger
>P-PPRI-PRINCIPLE BUTTSAVAGE?