USA kit for the world cup just leaked

Rubbish.
I'm gonna leave here the list of prefabricated cringe chants so people would laugh at you guys

Bring back the 1994 edition.

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Who was it that ended your empire again?

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>Vamos estados unidos esta noche tenemos que ganar!

FIGHT

>no iceland at the world cup to cry when we do the USA skol chant
KWPB (kek what pedo bitches)

The Napoleon led French

BASED

I feel as though we have a mascot now, even better the art is already made

Well, at least they're not speaking German

AND

WIN

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DOOPIN MENTAL

Historically wrong. The Spanish/American War is universally seen as the end of the Spanish Empire.

el ogro de las americas

SOVL

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>American chant
>it's in spanish
well then

based, much better than those shitty england lookalike ones they usually wear

comfy

Did Rome fall in 476 or in 1453?

we the waldo kit back
NOW

Would be kino but this is just a concept, FIFA wouldn't allow it anyway.
Maybe some asian will sell it on aliexpress, I'l try to buy this one.

>Stars
>Bars
>Obnoxious as fuck
Would be the most American unis ever whilst making everyone eternally seethe. Beyond based.

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dive grass seems sports for virgins in USA

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Do Americans really like this shit? Looks super tacky lol
You guys knocked it out of the park with the 2018 one.

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SOUL

So ugly it's actually kind of based
10/10

too based to be real

>a fucking bar graph

I would buy this immediately

Absolute shit. I hope USA scores 0 goals and finishes last in their group.

13 stripes cause 50 stars of crime. THEY KNEW.

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I don't believe it.

where's the shit stain?

what the fuck

On your mom's face. From eating my dirty butthole.

...

yikes, please improve your diet and wipe your ass before getting close to my mom next time please

DE
FENSE
DE
FENSE

looks fucking amazing

There's no fucking way an adult would wear this

looks bad

That's the secret no one who plays soccer is an adult

Based.

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When I was in 4th grade we had a little (indoor) football tourney in school. So that was well over 10 teams of 5 and we'd drew which NT we'd be. Mine got usa, and we had tonrepresent the jersey. This shirt was everywhere so it was not that expensive. I'd had it until 2018 when it desintegrated in an old drawer.
Inloved it so much, alexi lalas was the man.
Thanks for reading my blog.

awful

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I don't get it, it's one of the most practiced sports by adults in your country

This is so good I would consider stop thinking Soccer is gay

Clown World.

American soccer fans are the worst people on the planet. Imagine having college football and basketball and instead watching shit in other countries and mls.

kek

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they aren't mutually exclusive

>that Spanish chant
And people still think only 2% of our population is Hispanic while 50% of our population is black? Yea Forums is a fucking JOKE

you're welcome bro

same thought, unironically of course

well this is awkward
Burgers, defend this shit.

Nah. We should have full horizontal red stripes always, the Waldo’s.

>Not watching as many sports as you can
ngmi

There is no defense, these "people" are the same ones flying gay flags at MLS games.

The Waldo jerseys are still the GOAT

Same.

this was the last good kit

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Now you understand why those of us who are relatively normal don't care for sawker...because the people who follow it here are the biggest fucking weirdos imaginable.

HOLY SHIT THE CLOWNPISS UNIFORMS ARE REAL

4CC PREDICTED TEAM USA'S KITS

I'm assuming this isn't actually real, but just in case it is, lol at whoever decided they should play in kids' pajamas.

It's so bad it's perfect

>open collar
shig

We need a fuckton of stars to show that it is unmistakably the United States. Plenty of flags have stars, but no others have an outrageous amount like the US flag does.

based starbro

most American soccer fans are leftist liberals who idolize none American Western societies such as Canada and Euro nations. They feel ashamed of being American and wished they lived in a nation like mine with universal healthcare and gay pride parade attending prime ministers. Now this dislike of America extends to sports, football is seen as a rough southern sport and baseball is just too old fashioned. Now they look outwards, first at Canada. Canada's nation game is hockey but the Liberal is turned off with all the violence and old fashioned men like Don Cherry. Now they see soccer, a sport loved by their idols, the Europeans. They believe liking soccer will make them more worldly, and get Euros to like them. In reality, soccer is the game of the working man in Europe, and he sees right through the Liberals. He calls them a bunch of plastics, the Liberal claims to have loved FC Weinershimdt for their entire lives. Hurt by this insult from their idols, the beta liberal joins his local club 'seattle sounders'

So patriotic.
Would buy them if I weren't a mesero nargentino.

I remember fans back then said this was a golfing shirt

>FC Weinershimdt
kek

Big if true

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"universally" as in "only in the US"
gordo tirapedo culoabierto

>(can yell "shots!" with each clap)
what the fucking hell

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Based if true.
Obnoxious amount of stars? Check
Can be worn as bedwear? Check
Will make tradfags seethe and dilate? Check

Like the song

Not only in the US, no.

the eternal *nglosphere and it's cucks, does that sound better?

Not into divegrass at all but I would buy that top in a heartbeat fr.

You could unironically get away with wearing this as a golf shirt if it didn't have a number or player name on the back.

Someone is seething hard.

Cringe

Based, I follow and watch everything.

honestly I am partial to the beauty queen sash one.

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>g*rm tries to human
oh boy I sure do care about some shit that happened literally hundreds of years ago on the other side of the planet

yep, crisp

grim

>not being a multi sport chad
Don't be such a European

They probably intended to troll Russia with this in 2018 but failed to qualify, so they'll troll Qatar instead

Lmao fucking clowns

My favorite USA kit.

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(clap)

we dont give a crud

You know who attends soccer games in the US, right, user?

>povertyball

Soul

based
USA #1
fuck everyone else

rutgers legend

this is the actual new kit

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>haha let’s put the population decline of the white race on a graph haha

meh

>*hands raised, clap on U, S, A*
>UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
>SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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unironic kino

Why is USA so souless?

HECKIN KINORINO AND SOVL XDDDDDDDDDDDD

Clownpiece is pure sex

PLEASE STEP ON MEEEEEEEEEE

Nike are boring shits that are afraid to make something that's actually good and soulful like OP
this shit better not happen as it is boring

This is the 2022 home kit design that leaked by the way

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hideously based

>Vamos Estados Unidos!
>Esta noche, tenemos que ganar!
Buenos dias, hay muchos tacos en Mexico! Hasta luego!

Here's the other one from the actual leak

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looks shit. if they has 50 stars and 13 stripes then that would ok but this design is too abstract

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

would unironically be based

soul
soulless

it's so garish
I love it

>cringe

it's shit

Looks like kids pajamas. Awful. All the stars should be the same size.