What was his problem?
What was his problem?
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army failed to check if he was a psycho or not for some reason
He was just a dimwit that shouldn't have been drafted.
Reminder that he was animal mother and the suicide was a dream sequence.
he was the only one to take everything seriously.
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A JELLY DONUT?!
>Major Malfunction was a male Sith Lord in the years leading up to and during the Great Hyperspace War, and was also the father of Malfunction the Younger. Descended from a mixed ancestry of Dark Jedi and members of the Sith species, Malfunction rose to be a powerful Sith Lord, all the while clashing with his greatest rival, fellow Sith Lord Naga Sadow. In 5000 BBY, Dark Lord of the Sith Marka Ragnos died, and both Malfunction and Sadow angled for the title. Malfunction led the deceased Dark Lord's funeral procession but was interrupted by the late arrival of Naga Sadow. Sadow proclaimed that the title of Dark Lord of the Sith was rightfully his, and an angered Malfunction attacked him; however, their duel was stopped by Ragnos' ghost. After the fight, two outsiders landed in the middle of the funeral: hyperspace travelers Gav and Jori Daragon. Malfunction feared that the siblings were precursors to an invasion by the Galactic Republic, while Sadow believed they were the key to expanding the Sith Empire's territory.
So Cowboy and Joker were gay, right??
i blv hes low IQ
i act kind similar due to my sub 85IQ and ahv similar weight
>army
society
He went on to become Animal Mother
His Mommy and Daddy didn’t show him enough attention when he was a child
HE WAS A DISGUSTING FAT BODY
People like him are more common in the military than you’d think tbqh.
Brainlets that join because I’m gonna be a hero and shit only to come to a crippling realization that they suck at even the most basic human functions. Then just snap once that dawns on them.
Murica.
>He was just a dimwit that shouldn't have been drafted.
Gotta reach those recruitment targets somehow. This is what happens when you let politicians run a war, in WW2 the political class stayed well back and let their military run the show, whereas in Vietnam the whole thing was being micromanaged by Washington.
Pvt. Pyle was just fat and bullied by peer pressure, he outperformed everybody else in terms of marksmanship and obedience. But the damage was already done and he finally he snapped. He was trained to kill and he did. The army DOES condition you to be a psychopath, but they want to control it and only see it at the enemy. But through the mass bullying the army itself became his enemy and he lashed out. He would have gotten a medal shooting in name, but a "crime" shooting his drill instructor folow by suicide. Nevermind that a lot of the nam vets also became alcoholics and committed suicide later.
Since the conditioning revolution following BF Skinner and on, you get more deadly soldiers who can override their natural killing inhibition through conditioning. If it goes wrong, you see what happens in Pyle.
>in Vietnam the whole thing was being micromanaged by Washington
that plus half the military was high on one substance or another
>The army DOES condition you to be a psychopath
Fucking civvies spouting shit like they've got a clue.
Incel
Except it does and you probably have no idea what psychopathy means.
>Uncle was a marine in Vietnam
What are the chances he committed some kind of war crime?
Fucking paid bootlickers spouting off as if they could have actually done something with their lives
Pyle was legitimately mentally disabled, he took everything that was said to him literally, even the deeply ironic stuff about Charles Whitman. That's what broke him.
What do you think all the repetition and sleep deprivation is for, dumbass? It's brainwashing 101.
>Reminder that he was animal mother and the suicide was a dream sequence.
He bought into the ideology.
Had Pile not killed himself his marksmanship could've saved Cowboy's crew in the final sequence.
>Reminder that he was animal mother and the suicide was a dream sequence.
i like this take and this is the first time i've encountered it.
"private pyle you have certainly been born-again hard."